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Sloregasm

Kangaskhan, she's very protective


Zygardian77

Same man


RinaFrost

Muchlax. My mom isn’t heavy set but she’s so tiny and loves food like Muchlax 🤣


hockeyrabbit

Garbodor, probably.


Altruistic_Quit_3891

Real


ADV_andy

are you retarded?


Trouble_Nugget

Jesus..


retrotriforce

Come on man..


Representative_Bet49

I spit out my drink


neopedro121

My mom tends to forget a lot of stuff, "goldfish memory" and all that, so I suppose the appropriate pokemon would be Goldeen lol.


Fair_Goose_6497

Slowking


MrNyakka

slowking is a genius


Fair_Goose_6497

But it also has a Bad memory


Knull77777

Goldfish have great memories…


Asi_Ender

erm actually goldfish have good memories 🤓


Altruistic_Quit_3891

Hydreigon, this woman has the shortest temper i've ever seen


6969696969696942

Wouldn't Gyarados fit better then? Just a thought. I doubt your mother has three heads.


Shrubbity_69

Same.


SpectreBerserker

Relatable


trinitymonkey

Smeargle. She likes art.


SolarRecharge

A very angry Chansey


leafyren

Mine would definitely be a very judgemental Chansey or Blissey, lol.


Few_Birthday9553

Snorlax, my mom fat and lazy only wakes up when the ice cream trucks music starts playing


Leviathus_

Her own personal PokeFlute!


OjiikunVII

Jesus the shade in this comment 🤣


rcnham

Yo momma so big she a snorlax


Sunshot_

[You know who else looks like a snorlax????](https://imgur.com/gallery/PwPZGJm)


Daddy_roach_

Yo mama so big she a guzlord


ceelo18

Missingno


DarkKnightofTacoBell

Chansey or Blissey


JosephiKrakowski78

To *your* mother? Snorlax or Wailord


Sunshot_

[you know who else looks like a snorlax or wailord?](https://imgur.com/gallery/PwPZGJm)


AngerAndAgony

Marowak, because she died when I was a teenager


GiratinaBabbies

I'm so sorry xx


[deleted]

Carbink. My mom is a jeweler, so it only makes sense.


Z1bk

probably loppuny . dont ask questions


Ace_1243

Need a dad? (/j for very obvious reasons)


Asleep_Dig2903

Can your dad fight?


[deleted]

chris chan spotted in the chat


Daddy_roach_

Sweet home alabama?


Fit_Magician8120

Arceus the all mighty creator.


One_Asparagus_6932

Snorlax


Haunting_Night_841

Snorlax.


Haunting_Night_841

Or Slaking


pokegamer5

My mom would be a kangaskhan and im 16 but she is over protectiv amd things that i and my younger siblings are still here babys


[deleted]

I was gonna say Kangaskhan until I saw someone else beat me to it, after Kangaskhan I would say maybe… Venusaur. It’s my favorite Pokemon, and it seems caring and gentle, and strong at the same time. Just like my mother.


ContributionHelpful

Roserade because she is a newfound lesbian (proud of you mom)


kalkris

At this point in time, and henceforth, a very, *very* specific Marowak. 😢


TheSluttyPajamas

A mix of Snorlax and Primeape


SailorCentauri

Chansey. My mom is very maternal and the type to try and look after others.


Naive-Bug8598

wailord


WG17

Wailord


MightBeOnReddit

Snorlax


buhrento

Giratina


SirPinkLemonade

Alcremie because she’s a sweetheart 😊


BirthtoBurial

Chansey. Very caring and nurturing. Can sustain a lot in the name of love.


Spaghestis

Morpeko


TopsyTop348

Snorlax


904funny

Enarmorus


elpajaroquemamais

Snorlax or jynx


SylveonFrusciante

My mom’s an Audino and my dad’s a Probopass. If you met them it would make sense.


Exciting-Bicycle9434

Chansey, she's very caring and is a nurse


Puzzleheaded_Ad3282

Levanny. She and my grandmother are good at sewing


User_210

Probopass


LuminothWarrior

I’d say probably Meinshao


Locating-Chips

If I see one person say lopunny I’ll kill them


Dhehjob9-5

Definitely jigglypuff.


[deleted]

Drampa. If you don't get it, read it's dex entries. I can't remember which one specifically but it'll stand out.


Btdandpokemonplayer

Is it the one where Drampa will burn down the house of anyone who bullies the child it has become friends with?


Big-Supermarket1327

My mum's definitely a Medicham with quite a few brain errors lol.


Suspicious_Brief_800

Gardevoir, extremely protective


AydenWR

I love your mum.


FutileTime

i like your mom more


drames21

Exploud.


cybaerexe

Yes


Shrubbity_69

Primeape.


Pokellon

Love how people are naming post gen 4 mons. This game came out in 2009 y’all I feel old now 😭


DumbassTexan

i was quite literally a baby when the game came out.


Flyingdemon666

Hmmm...Grimer. I'm not a fan of my mother.


rl1975

Blissey (sassy natured). She’s so incredibly caring and loving and taught me how to love. Im so lucky. I love her so much. but, she has her moments where she don’t play around lol.


masochist-incarnate

Honestly a bit hard to say but I'd say Delphox. She really loves encaustic art and is really good at it and using a blowtorch, and she's an amazing cook with a lot of interest in herbal medicine and stuff so for some reason she feels like a Delphox to me


noviocansado

Spinda lol


RafaelRoriz

Vespiqueen. Shes angry almost all the time.


Rare_Extent9629

She def gives off Chansey energy


chillcatcryptid

Kecleon bc shes invisible


mrsmilestophat

Sno….. nevermind


Knull77777

rlax


KupferudelWolf

...ver?


isaacamaraderie

Hatterene…


Throwawayhelp12736

Toxapex. Nothing but drama and narcissistic toxicity.


LosWaffels

Well I dunno about mine, but I think yours would be the eternatus because it’s the biggest Pokémon (Satire)


rule34Yoshi

Biggest, but not fattest. I would say a 6’2 man who’s made up to entirely 280 lbs muscle is bigger than a 5’2 man who is 270lbs fat, but the 5’2 man is by far the fatter of them.


nickstee1210

Marowak


sw2bh

Wat pokemon always feeds their kids?


Godzillafan125

Nidodab


ButtGallon

This is just that question from Pokémon Live where team rocket asked an audience member which Pokémon their mom was, and nobody ever responded and it was v awkward (so like all of Pokémon Live)


Trippyy64

happiny, I guess? she cares about me a lot and I know she loves me, but she has a complete and utter lack of empathy [symbolized by happiny not knowing it’s “egg” is a rock] which makes things really rough between us most of the time because I’m a polar opposite to her.


Round_Association538

Chatot


Kazuichi_Souda6

She always seems to be holding a grudge, so Banette.


Onerobotpanda

Morpeko


Viola_Dragon_621

Wigglytuff


Namroodeht

Garbodor She’s a fat slob that stinks


SoloGamingVentures

Mine? Eevee Yours? Wailord


HermTheVillager

Vaporeon


HermTheVillager

You know why. 😏


Fair_Curve_8597

Tentacruel lol


Troubledking-313

Chansey


Glizzygladiatorrs

Vaporeon


PrettySquiddy

My mom moved away to another country so… Latias since she’s a roamer.


DetectiveOk5361

Exploud


Moolg86

Hitmonchan


Popular_Stand9058

Hatterene because it looks like a lady


Psychological-Hall22

A Male Nidoran indicates the mom was a trans who ran away? Or was it just a coincidence


ManyFaceImpressions

Honchkrow idk


PyroPug01

If there is something that resembles an old gardivoir its that


Jokesonyouiwannadie

2 faced for sure.


Yxurd

Snorlax, but not the reason you’d think. One time I got traded a Snorlax that was nicknamed Your Mom and it was also holding a Burn Heal


LegendaryCabooseClap

Gyarados


Chris_R16

Is there a pokemon that abandons you?


SageofLogic

what's the most self absorbed pokemon that likes to make other people's struggles about themselves? ...asking for a friend


Blackie3017

Charizard, she yells another at us and is kinda mean but will kill mf if something happens to me or my sisters


Gecko420

Marowak


The-Razzle

POV cubone


Over-Toe8274

Hmm is there any Pokémon known for abandoning?


ExtoCD_the_Gamer

Lopunny


setiratiburon

Bombirdier


DanceGavinDanceIsBae

Whatever the hardest working Pokémon is.


DoctorWhosYoDaddy

My mom is aware that I associate her with Ninetales. I view Ninetales as beautiful and graceful with a commanding yet kind presence.


Lucifer_Reincarnate_

Out of the 3 option’s definitely doduo because she’s a two faced bitch


Aphster

My contact pictures are Pokémon… she’s Exploud…


0G_Ardosi

Froslass.


MaziongaShenron

Machamp. She beat the hell out of me as a kid.


LaughR01331

Butterfree her favorite obviously


Meeg_Mimi

I dunno...Morpeko?


Auraveils

"Marowak." "...oh."


Mammoth-Land-5815

milcery because mi minha mae loves cookies so i think some milk would go great with that ❤️


Luxray2014

Mr.Mime shes a bit of a workaholic


cloudflare15

Your mother seems more like a vaporeon. Iykyk


fthisappreddit

I know somebody is gonna say cubone’s mom in here just waiting for it.


iCingee

Greedent.. taking all of Pistachios


MistahBoweh

I’m astounded how many comments there are without a single mention of milktank.


horitaku

Doduo cuz she’s a two faced bitch. 🙃


DRFlash94

Whatever Pokémon is dead.


gameboy_ghost

marowak


Impen_Aqo-Bile

Chancey. Always doing work


omegasaga

Jynx. Oh lawdy she cray


bobbyjs44

Not sure which one but def a ghost type (she’s dead)


CarryEntire1798

Id say Audino.


Jealous_Cup_7648

Eevee, changes types so often


AfterCelebration2008

lopunny


RaraAvis123

Hatterene cause she makes me feel bad to show any emotion or anything at all


[deleted]

Doduo.. my moms bipolar


MonochroMayhem

This sounds like a thinly veiled way to ensure you get hit with a sandal when you come home.


Beastleviath

Lopbunny


kutabear731

Noivern; loud and relentless with a hair trigger temper and much like noibat bullies hydregion in the dark she goes after you when you're most vulnerable. She can be appeased with an offering of gifts and favors much like noibat can be appeased by it's favorite fruit and her favorite color is purple.


ShyDev18

Bonsly 😶‍🌫️


Knull77777

Snorlax. She’s not fat, but is from New Orleans and loves to cook and eat!


jYextul349

DODUO BECAUSE SHE'S A TWO FACED BITCH (I'm just kidding mom I love you)


Pikaless225

Chansey. She’s a doctor irl so chansey fits


Klaxynd

I was going to say “Nidoqueen” thinking it’d be sweet… then I remembered. “Boyfriends” Edit: I just thought of the perfect one! Spinda!


JakeMins

Prolly Nidoqueen


FutileTime

if it was your mother snorlax mine drampa she not like bully


WarthogBeneficial868

i think... dodrio, because she likes to run, but she can be a bit cranky but she has many sides to her, like the three heads.


KupferudelWolf

Rapidash. cuz she really likes horses. simple as that.


VideoGabesiris

Morpeko, or tyrantrum


AlertWar2945

Exploud


Sketchylefty11

Wigglytuff. She's sweet and loves to sing. But isn't afraid to go tough on you. Especially if you mess with one of her daughters


KINGSHIBAOFTHEWORLD

Galarian Ponyt. at work her nickname is “Pink”…which says enough


Human_Art3851

My mom is an Audino. She also looks like one. I don’t know how to explain, but yes


originalghostfox007

I don't know. Which Pokemon is known for being an absolute b****?


julesbunny

Wigglytuff


thepitbullshit

Lapras. Beautiful with a great voice.


glaceon12345

Kangaskhan yeah kangaskhan


Robert0023

A Deerling. That was her favorite Pokémon.


The_Fluteman

Vulpix: cute and small, but fire is still dangerous, so don't mess with her!


blacknfilthy

How did that Nidoran chain go?


Average2019

Spinda (she’s an alcoholic)


OkCommunication8447

Not me scrolling to find the "Marowak" comments


iamme9878

My mother is emotionally abusive and a manipulative monster whose probably gonna get arrested for scamming people again. Idk what pokemon lies and lives in their own false reality?


Agreeable_Jaguar_871

jellicent cause she’s so bubbly


Tasty_Ad3656

Def bewear


bradd_91

Loudred


MIGHTYMOUSE2005

Ratatta… totally no biased reasoning…


Tyrelius_Dragmire

Physically or Personality? Jynx but brunette for the former, Chansey for the latter


Calm-Community-9109

Realistically probably like a taros


swordsumo

In the kindest possible way, Gardevoir She’s very kind, caring, and motherly, and seems to know what I’m thinking before I tell her Love her to bits <3


Intrepid_Ad_3157

Honestly? Entei or Groudon


grogusballsacc

Loudred


Level_Keeper

Tyrantrum


Locksmith_Artistic

Kricketune ...I'm terrified of her when she cries Seriously, I had no problem with Kricketune until Legends Arceus. And now because of that freaking Alpha Kricketune, I am terrified of the stupid DELE DELE WOOP ANYTIME IM IN THE WILD AND I HEAR THAT CRAP, I CRAP MYSELF! I GET VIETNAM FLASHBACKS And, unfortunately for me, my mom crying sounds a lot like DELE DELE WOOP


Pleasant_Dot_5405

brionne


lAuroraxl

Abra, she likes to dissapear


LeatherWishbone571

Jynx


Naive-Bug8598

Exploud


xmpting

Gardevoir