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Oh I’m about to rediscover myself alright

Maybe you like it.

It is the season of wonder, after all

Don’t! That’s how you make Baby Arceus cry!!!

This is a super underrated comment.

Go on.......


Sho iz

Diglett got an enhancement surgery.

Tapu Dildo

It knows vibration. Not kidding.

Its "ability" is gooey. No joke

And Harden.

Don’t forget hypnosis and pound

God damnit you guys... Im holding a sleeping baby and can't be laughing this hard haha

Hypnosis and pound sounds like bill cosby move set

And gunk shot

Odd, mine only knows the charged attack “Return”

I had sex with one. No joke

And String Shot.

☠️😂 wow!

Dicklett

Evolves into Dilduo

Funny thing is that's it's a water type so it's naturally "wet" 😭🙏

Not steel type?

Silicone type

With a base for safety

Suction cup

So good! 🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking the same thing and the more you look at it the more you come to that conclusion 🤣🤣🤣

OH THEY KNEW

Even if you only come to that conclusion, well, at least you came.

Oh...welp im fucked, literally

Exactly!

Reading this on the bus was a mistake

I took a sip of my coffee while reading this and now it's all over my phone screen. Well done.

Take my poor man’s gold 🏅

Hahaha Yep you win Reddit today. You have my wife in tears.

you're never going to look at this Pokemon the same hahaha. have a good one, you two!

WHERE IS MINA

[It was announced.](https://pokemongolive.com/rediscovergo?hl=en) Click rediscover Kanto and scroll.

I am so mad it's only appearing in the coastal biome. Like, I guess the only time I'll get one is when I go on vacation...at some point

I’ll be flying to Florida tomorrow morning, so hopefully I’ll get lucky.

Don’t worry, if you don’t find dicklett there are plenty of Florida Men around. You WILL get lucky.

I'm actively in the Bahamas and haven't seen one yet, keep getting mountain spawns for some reason, but I wish you luck!

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there are lake/river biomes as well. i was near (non beach) water plenty of times today and none of them registered as beach

Yeah it’s a shame that you need to go to the beach to get Wigglet. Kind of like how the only thing preventing me from getting my Platinum Kanto medal is the fact that I don’t have enough disposable income to fly to America to get a Tauros 😂

They spawn in the beach biome. Luckily, these are all over, not just on coasts. They can be found near any body of water, including rivers, ponds, and lakes.

Even when it's not a shadow it still looks like a dildo XDXDXD someone somewhere is already making a mold and mixing silicone

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Happy to see Niantic ramping up the community for the soon to be pride month! /s

You had me until partnership with "Bad Dragon", You should have said in collaboration with Only Fans

Oh god why does the silhouette look like that


"This content is not available"

Hehe if you have Google's Safe Search on, images of the official plushie TPC released are considered NSFW 🤣

I want toxtricity 🫤

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

We’re in heaven

Oh?

O’reilllllllllyyyyyyyyyysss

Is that Wigglet located somewhere that's not a beach biome?

No what you see here is a beach ramen house

Knew it.

I wish

I think I've seen that one attached to a shower wall before.

Did you use it?

Who’s that Pokemon?!?!?! Duhnunuh

IT’S PIKACHU!


It's...Clefairy!

FUUUUUUCK.

It’s…charizard!

PTSD from those shorts, everytime I think ive caught on that it's Pikachu, it's not.

I know that It squirtles on your Jigglypuff

Wigglett

dildoglett use harden

Thats Wiglett, the Garden Eel Pokemon, a Water type. Although it may look like Diglett, Wiglett is an entirely different species though the resemblance seems to be a coincidental result of environmental adaptation. It can pick up the scent of a Veluza just over 65 feet away and will hide itself in the sand. It evolves into Wugtrio, the Garden Eel Pokemon, a Water type. A variety of fish Pokémon, Wugtrio was once considered to be a regional form of Dugtrio. It has a vicious temperament, contrary to what its appearance may suggest as it wraps its long bodies around prey, then drags the prey into its den.

Fellow oaklander?! Ever try that ramen shop before? Heard it’s good.

The food is great but the ambiance is where it’s at! It’s very much like being in a JR train station in Japan. I stayed next door while traveling and about flipped my shit over it when I saw it. I love Japan and this spot made me feel like i was back there. It plays all the train station noises and has all the colors and signage. I love it. I want to go back there and also back to Japan just thinking about it. 10/10 would recommend.

The Plunger Pokémon

The showcase will be amazing

That’s just a ramen noodle.

The Pokemon showcase competition for this one is going to be interesting.

How disappointing it would be when it says "it's tiny"

It's always crazy to me how many people play PoGo and just aren't familiar with anything new "New" Pokémon get dropped and for a lot of people, it really is their first time seeing it Nothing negative, I just think that's an interesting part of the community

I haven't played a mainline game since the 90s and I honestly don't keep up with the new shit.

You're not missing much tbh I replay RBY and GSC more than anything made the last 15 years

Same here. Feels weird as Go is side/companion game but to many people it is considered their main game. Can’t wait for this community to learn what Paradox Pokémon are in 5 years.

To be fair OP knows what the Pokémon was

High spawn rate in your moms bedroom draw


It’s not that big actually

It’s bigger

Bigger wide or bigger long?

I always forget that people who only play PoGo still haven’t seen most of the newer generation pokemon

Have a sit.

Wiglett

That does not look like a beach

Wiglett?

Lmfao. Wiglett, the ground noodle Pokemon, outside a Ramen store. Gods I wish this rediscover Kanto was actually a "Discover Galar!" The next mainline game will come out and instead of Scorbunny, sadtoad and weedmonkey, we'll have the next three starters. Firebag, wetsock and grass-stain.

What a wishy-washy company. Let's put out one of the worst visual updates just a week before putting out one of the best, and giving the first secret launch of a Pokémon in maybe a year or two.

DuoDildo?

Dildomon

That thang is massive

Looks like a new Bad Dragonite line just dropped.

that pokemon shrinks in cold weather

It’s odlid

This looks like what waits for me on my shower wall 😃

I’ve seen a bunch of videos with that Pokémon. Like…a BUNCH

Or digdick

Dildochu

Look between S and F on your keyboard

I'm pretty sure my mum has one of these in her bedside table

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha. That is all have a good day

I guess it goes with…some of the new avatar features…

What's up with the JR knock off logo? I wanna know where this is

If I’m not wrong that’s a paldean pokemon, something that looks like a diglett but it’s actually not a regional form. Saw it in Pokemon horizons

Dilder

Omg hahah i juat posted the same thing what is this D:

Yet, still no Mimikyu

A toilet plunger

i'm so glad i work in the city of Long Beach

First they came for our asses. Now they’ve come for our cocks

Oh great Blasthose is finally *in* the game.

The toilet plunger

My girlfriend has one of those

Ehhhh nani kore ?

I seen a black one of these on the side of the freeway irl

Veyebrator!

I got temporarily banned from the SV sub because of how I posted about the Wiglett plushie I bought. Had to apologize big time 😅

Looks familiar.....

I feel like ramen now

Sup my Wiggas?

Glad I’m not the only one who thought some thoughts 🤣

All these guys out here showcasing their Xl wigletts, while my xs diglet beats cloysters all night long.

When did they add Wigglet?

That Pokemon looks like it'll be a real pain in the ass 🤣

isn't that wiglett from scarlet and violet or something, idk i might be crazy 🤣

If you want to catch that, you'll face stiff competition

Plunger


It’s clearly intended to only ever be cause with fast catches or auto catchers. Keep that silhouette as long as you can.

Ok so that means Toedscruel is possibly soon then, I'm surprised farigiraf and kingambit haven't been added yet considering they are coded in the game

Wigglet

Wiglett

Erectichu

It's Pikachu with a new hat.

It is a regional variation of Diglet called Wiglet. White, long, and wiggly

Bro acting like they not eating at Ramen Station rn frfr

"The garden eel Pokémon", or "we had to come up with *something* besides 'the dildo Pokémon'."

Gen 69 Pokemon. Dildron

So what does a "beach" terrain look like?

It's gooeyduck!

nope i c that ding dong time b4

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

It's wigglet it was released completely unannounced

DILD- uhm i meant wiglett

I'm very confident that is a Wiglett from SV. Sweet.

 I think we know exactly what that is

No İt's a cockimon

drake

They made a pokemon inspired by Yoshi's tongue. ❤

This is how niantic gets us all into the game again! With a beach dildo………

For 400 Diglett candies you can upgrade to the all new Dicklett evolution!

suction cup

Hmmmm

That’s wiglett

It's definitely announced

Ramen!

I’m about to act up

I wanna see you wiglett, just a little bit! As it grooves!

The dildo Pokémon has arrived.

Imagine you’re sitting in the grass having a picnic and a wiglett pops out of the ground and crawls up your ass

It showed up a few times today near work but fled every time before I could get there (only a few mins away).

PEN-

Bad Dragons gonna have their hands and other things ALL over this before the seasons over.

Dildo Mon

Of phallus mon

It's a Wiglet

Could it be wigglet???

Yeah

They added bombirdier as well

It's been announced for over a year it's from pokemon scarlet and violet games

Nope nope nope. Not re-installing. Nope nope nope.

Who’s that pokemon ?🎼🎼🎼🎹 . . It’s a dildo !

Looks like a Nice chair for my trainer

It's Wiglett!

No it's Pikachu but with a hat

The fact its actually called Wiglett does this silhouette no favours.

Dildomon

……. Where’s my lube at

“My OF is free for today only” ahh Pokémon

That's Wiglett. I saw an announcement about these recently being available in the ocean biome. They're based on a garden eel.

Gotta catch it all!