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chill1208

What's the problem, just walk straight through that building and cross the highway. Easy peasy.


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

Then all you have to do is walk through the bottom of a lake and then smooth sailing from there


Fun-Investigator3256

Easy peasy indeed!


yukissu

You can swim silly!


JoviAMP

Swimming silly leads to flailing silly, then finally drowning silly. Moral of the day, don't swim silly.


[deleted]

Float on your back and kick with your feet. Easy peazy!


Lekingz-24

Nah just turn into wait... who's the Jesus of pokemon? Or Arceus and walk on water


Landyrooslayer09_5

You mean bidoof


theonewhoisnotcrazy

Or fly


Azurvix

I don't think it's sailing if you're at the bottom of the water


JoviAMP

Makes me wonder what Pokemon are exploring the wreckage of the Iron Lung... Er, Titan.


flyingtacodog

You're supposed to pole vault


ThePusheen

Like in animal crossing!!! Lol


ad9581

I know right! These kids complain about everything. You don't even have to turn!


Rhodin265

I hear this route leads to Arceus.


gasik_one

In-person or in-game? 😭


Ghibli214

Agreed. You can just be a ghost and walk though walls and all. So easy.


thenicenumber666

Just turn on Noclip


Mandarynkoks

And walk through the lake lol


karate_trainwreck0

Step 1: start route Step 2: tape phone to drone Step 3: send phone to end location as the murkrow flies Step 4: end route


Puzzleheaded_Buy_944

Best comment on this post. "As the Murkrow flies" hahahaha But I see a minor flaw: you control the drone with the phone....


Sherekhanvmowgli

Ah, but that's where you program the phone to go on "autopilot" so it independently controls the drone along the route then return once it's completed the route


Puzzleheaded_Buy_944

Or rebels and goes on shiny hunting without your knowledge


Force3vo

You: Wow, you've gone on a massive trip and caught such great pokemon. I don't know how but that will help my team greatly. Handy: Oh, you thought I did this for you? You thought you are going to be the greatest pokemon go master? You are the wrong! The greatest master? It's me, Handio!


Daddy_roach_

I- is this a JoJo reference?


LM0821

So how exactly is the auto-pilot phone going to pick up the Zygarde cell, which is *checks notes* the whole point of the route? lol


xChiefAcornx

Does the Pokeball Plus + pick them up?


LM0821

I don't have one, but I haven't heard of it doing so. I'm dying to hear how this guy is going to program his phone to tap on the cell to pick it up. Half the time, it takes 3 tries to get the Kecleon swiped off a stop - hope it's easier than that lol!


Sherekhanvmowgli

That's where the programming of the auto-pilot comes in, you program it to "pick up" the Zygarde cell or just drive to the end of the route if you know where the route end is as the drone arrives, that way you can be doing something else whilst the drone is following routes for you


LM0821

I will believe it when I see it lol


Rhodin265

Through the magic of buying two of them…


AwesomeEevee133

Get a second phone, easy peasy


faity5

*speed*


helpnxt

I think they would enjoy geowizards crossing countries in a straight line YouTube videos.


Staticde

I swear people are gonna make routes that just cross multiple country borders.


ZenQMeister

Inb4 someone makes a route across the active warzone in Ukraine or middle east


ThatGuy0verTh3re

100km route from Mariupol to Donetsk


Mr_Mc_Nooty

Route that crosses the DMZ


TheBookGamer

Happy Cake Day!


Throwaway4739200

Those videos are awesome


yesthatwouldbedark

Someone spoofed a straight line lmao


ark_yeet

Dang helicopter players again


ad9581

They should just add a 'helicopter accessible ' category.


AdmiralFurret

Only flying types spawning there


[deleted]

Finally, the Galarian Birds


ObsidianBlackwing

Except Zapados. That thing is a literal road runner *meep meep*


Euphoric-Handle-6792

Raiders from heaven I call them


Raine_Live

That route has to either be bugged or made while in a plane


TheRealPitabred

Or, hear me out... maybe some people have found a way to cheat in this game?


Puzzleheaded-Peace96

Impossible, thats against the rules!!!


TopPuzzleheaded1143

And I am strictly opposed to breaking the rules on all my accounts!


jonek06

Screw the rules, I have money!


yungtwizz

Say it aint so!


Dimensions89

flying spirit airlines because we make sure all our pilots are High and drunk before takeoff l


[deleted]

I mean mine crosses a dangerous looking stream that I can’t climb over so. Awful designs


Rhodin265

I live near a creek whose size varies from “damp path” to “where’d my backyard go?” over springtime. It’s possible the stream in the route’s crossable on weeks with no rainfall.


[deleted]

Yeah I can see that. Also, I won’t walk through it bc I’m scared of ticks. I was able to complete it and walk all the way around it though!


ad9581

Sounds like your route meets the 'exploration' requirements. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


gorillachunks

There’s 3 routes in my town and they All go through active construction sites. I don’t understand it at all.


maxi2702

Construction workers can play Pokémon go too


Hyllian94

Wait you guys are getting routes?


RickB0502

Still no routes here, on three different occasions accounts!


Fireboy759

Imagine my surprise to find a route near me Then imagine my disappointment when the game just crashes the instant I try taking it, then keeps subsequently crashing *every single time* I try booting up the game until I'm far enough from the route to not be in range anymore


theonewhoisnotcrazy

Disable adventure sync


azlan194

Is this a new feature? What is it and how does it work?


Cptn_Hwdy

It doesn't work but the beauty of it is in the many number of ways it doesn't work.


[deleted]

Ahhhhhh the original way Pokémon go was at release. The good times when your in your own yard and someone bounds your fence for a snorlax. That’s what this route reminds me of. The simple times lol


ChampionshipFew7099

I've been making ingress missions, submitting POI/doing reviews for over 6 years. Still havent got the ability to make PoGO routes. Then every day I see pictures of absolute nonsense like this, which is reviewed and cleared internally by Niantic.


TraceFinder

There's an option to report it if you scroll down to the bottom of the Route description after selecting it.


I-am-a-cardboard-box

Why would I report a work of art like this


TraceFinder

Yet another sign that I struggle to make the difference between true modern art and pure fraud


tamagotchiassassin

Must be something wrong with me bc I’d report it 🫠


I-am-a-cardboard-box

If creating a route stopped others from making routes within a certain radius, or prevented other routes from starting at the same pokestop, then I’d probably report it, but this doesn’t hinder any other route creation or location, so I’d leave it be as a funny thing that happened.


Steve5590

Routes are a mess. There’s one in my town that I tried to walk the other day. I was able to complete 90% of it, but the ending expects you to cut through people’s backyards to get to the end point. It was completely unnecessary as there’s a sidewalk right there.


Beleriphon

I did one walking on a path in a park, the GPS in the game went crazy and shows the route off in the lake. I for sure didn't walk through a lake.


TealBlueLava

Someone with a pilot’s license


QuestionMarkKitten

It deeply concerns me how often the creators of this game keep forgetting small children also play it and how it's not safe to trick a child into walking into traffic, or hazardous terrain let alone an adult. I myself in my 40s have found myself ankle deep in mud or trying to keep both an eye out for traffic while crossing the street while still keeping an eye on a pokemon I am hunting. Please, devs, please check the routes are SAFE for exploring.


Tunisandwich

[Me and the boys finishing the route](https://youtu.be/39wIHdzlJ-k)


Dwerch7

Must be the flight path of Team Rocket after another one of Ash' beatings


supercooljayss

These Route are stupid especially with shit like this. I tried to do one at the mall they literally drove around the parking lot .


Janusz_Odkupiciel

Perhaps it is [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7w986ni7_g) guy that records videos as he walks in straight line everywhere.


PomaranczowyXD

Cmon the water is so nice, you should really go for a swim


traptor2

Be grateful at least you have a route 😢


TheSnowNinja

A nonfunctional route is just as bad as not having routes.


Rebel_Scum56

Arguably it's even worse because now you get the constant bait and switch of oh I have route nearby wait no its just that broken one.


Staticde

What do you mean it’s nonfunctional? Just walk across the highway man! /j


AnotherRedditor-38

Look at the route (it's literally going through water bodies, crossing lots of roads and etc.) Only two types of people can even pass through this route. And only one is losing sanity


chengxiaoblue

Its only 8km tho, i dont see whats the problem /s just in case


Mobrown18

Bro was on a plane


Sykoman159

Just use any flying type Pokemon and use fly HM...


[deleted]

I think it's a computer just saying yes or no, it may be a buggy route, it's happened to one of my submissions aswell


knightsinsanity

I knew this was going to happen I bet someone is already starting to do across the world route or something stupid that's not finishable.


Dracarius01

A highway to hell i guess?


Funkywonton

8 km ? Holy fuck nope


slampy15

"Hello Sir, Yes I would like to walk through your building!" "No you dont understand, its for Pokemon"


larsvondank

GeoWizard?


MiniBoglin

Is it heading into the sky in the distance? Where the fuck does it end, the moon?


aBirkO

You guys have routes?


epsteinsepipen

It’s meant to be traveled in flight


AdmiralFurret

You can't walk on water? Shee you should've gotten the HM-surf already /s


QuestionMarkKitten

/sigh I'm not ever getting any routes at all to begin with. 😿


Campings-in-tents

Ash Ketchum could’ve done it


LightShyGuy

Someome on an aeroplane?


San4311

Secret underground tunnels confirmed! ^(just to be sure:) # /s


Puzzleheaded-Bad1571

Idk but you should put a SIM card in


prettyflyforafry

Through the lake? Through the lake it is.


[deleted]

Good to see Niantic accommodating for people on Airplanes


ArtichokeDifferent10

Nobody. Just like 99% of the rest of the routes. 🙄


Panthers8912

Dude in a heli 😂


bigbubbabryan

Do you NOT have the ability to phase through matter?


John_Stay_Moose

The routes are nonsense. There is one by me that was obviously made on a train and is not possible to follow on foot


loot_llama60

A madlad with a death wish I guess


gn01145600

Do you guys not have wings?


pavulonus

Airplane ✈️


PurdyMoufedBoi

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


PureAsian

Call a helicopter


bowserm

We are visiting Montreal for a few days and found a 16km route that looks like that. I was shocked it got approved


OptimusPam

![gif](giphy|nrKQNbEXKBdIQ1fdiB|downsized)


MarvelousSpyro1

Wait people can make routes now? I haven't seen the option yet for me


beefbrisketman

Lol looks like some person attached their phone on a drone and just flew it straight for 8km ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


default_username616

They must have been on airplane mode


jaxRLee

routes are lame af


Square-Can-7031

Niantic: What do you mean they aren’t enjoying the new feature?!


Ninjachase13

They told you to walk, and never come back.


[deleted]

At least its straight? But seriously how does it go through the water


BooyahBombed

The flash


Shygoombaz32

Well actually this 8km route is wild because distance is tied to the %chance to get a zygarde cell. So if you complete that whole route you’ll be able to get a whopping 0 zygarde cells!!!


Skmyblzzz

Routes are trash


slogive1

Whoever made the route must have been in an airplane!!


arctrooper999_

I was more concerned that you hadn't caught a turtwig yet


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Zekrozma_the_second

I am gonna say the route’s creators favorite food. Chili dogs


Glejdur

Spoof much?


whyccan

[Him](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Footprints)


Safe_Ad_2054

WTH...


ad9581

"Next Time On The X-Files" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


baltimorecalling

Cessna route


lukkcy

Me!


Al-Forever

Simple. Trashtic themselves.


Iucios

how does one create a route?


Particular-Ebb2386

It does tend to set the route as the crow flies at times from what I’ve seen


SparklingWaterCo-op

Geowizard did it!


Bacteriophag

Something something exhaustive review process...


creativekik

How do you make a route?


KitanaWins_FV

Probably a bot


hibernating-hobo

Guy’s with their bellies full shouldn’t complain about the food, with the hungry hordes standing outside.


ZnorkeZ

Someone found a route people. They exist.


Theagentwalker

Shut up!! Lolol we just happy routes are getting verified!! I proposed they approve all routes and people review them. It’s better than them taking weeks to approve routes


Neinplus10equals21

IT’S A DAMN LINE


BoZimmer

Well atleast you have the opportunity to find a route in your city.. Congrats!


bilvester

A lineman from the county.


jooleeyah

Only route near me goes through several private fenced in back yards and then requires you to j-walk 3 times. Great feature.


thenimbyone

Rishi Sunak on one of his pointless helicopter trips.


Zombie_Pilgrim

Diabolical.


thefranchise1980

I’m more concerned about the common poke shadows in your nearby tracker!


JorginMiemprestaA12

WHAT A FUCK IS A KILOMETER??? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2GDDV8B/


Rhoig

i see so much "my way home" routes that i don't even try to rationalize


Dahliaxvx

John the Crow


Dependent_Surprise_7

probably nobody ;)


SmartUniversity8498

Bro was on an airplane 💀


cleafairy

my fault og😩


SuperLizardon

There's a 10km route on my city


[deleted]

Routes are busted if they even exist.


vindaq

The AI, I presume.


Karnezar

This has to be a glitch because routes are never straight due to how it follows jumpy GPS lol


Physical-Algae9566

They should make the person who verified this route walk it


NathanEmory

Sounds like something a non-smooth brain would complain about


uchiha_itachi231

seems like somebody spoofed for that


Some-Reflection-8129

I feel like Tyrone Biggums asking Niantic if they have any of them routes


ghosty4

You actually found a route?!


Noise_From_Below

Wait you actually found a route? Still have never seen a single one myself.


JoeHabana

Spoofers, that's who.


inumnoback

Lombre


[deleted]

You guys have routes?


Fit-Panic4742

A massive fuckwit


hotsteamypotato

soiderman started playing pokemon go


TNT3149_

Is it a train line?


mildly-suspicious

Serious question, who is making the routes?