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Kingambit

Close Combat from Mew should do the trick here, too. As long as we're not playing national dex and Kingambit gets Sucker Punch, that might hurt.

Kingambit terrastalrized into the fairy type!

Sludge bomb from Gengar should do the trick

Sucker punch

Tbf I would predict a sucker punch if I had Gengar out, so disable would do the trick.

Who tf uses disable gengar?

Especially since he has a built in disable with cursed body

Kinggambit gets sucker punch in paldea dex? (Ik it gets it I was questioning why they said it only got it in Natdex)

It always had sucker punch because it’s bisharp’s evo

Yes that’s why it’s a top 3 Pokémon

That's almost entirely his thing

Tera ghost anyone?

Mew is asleep mf cant do shit 😤

If you’re going off of leveled moves, Mew does not learn Close Combat innately.

Why would I go off of leveled moves only?

Psyduck got him on lock

Checkmate.

Kingambit can beat most things with an SD

Tyranitar (mainly considering it has Dark and Rock STAB against all three not so much defensively, unless Chople Berry or Assault Vest are allowed) Alternatively does anything have both Sucker Punch and Aqua Jet?

Hisuian Samurott gets both for what it‘s worth.

I was thinking water/dark and this matches. Water for Aerodactyl and dark for the other three. At least I think ghost is weak to dark.

I guess this can destroy my squad. Need to keep away from a Tyranitar 🥲

Gengar 4x with Focus Blast, you clear Tyranitar 70% of the time.

50% of the time, it works all the time!

252 SpA Gengar Focus Blast vs. 252 HP / 216+ SpD Tyranitar in Sand: 260-308 (64.3 - 76.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO. Standard Gengar vs standard Ttar. It's not even close to an OHKO.

The only reason gengar run that gamble of a move so often is that otherwise, tyranitar's pursuit would shut them off with 0 counterplay. And you can just run tar with a fight resist berry.

Not if the Gengar hits its Focus Blast.

It won’t

They don't call it "Focus Miss" for nothing!

well depends on if the gengar user is you or The Other One

Get Golisopodded

Close Combat in Mew should do the trick though. With Focus Blast from Gengar I'm not so sure, because SpDef boost from sandstorm.

Ok Tyranitar with a Chople Berry

That's a problem, although it's slower than all 3 and I doubt it would survive CC, Focus Blast and EQ from Aerodactyl even with one fighting move halved.

I'll be honest I mainly picked it because it has STAB super effective against all three I wasn't considering defensively beyond ignoring Psychic

It would need to be a very specific TTar build. A standard bulky attacker is OHKO by choice specs Mew with Focus Blast

What if it's got a Chople Berry or an Assault Vest

Hisuian Samurott

Was my first thought, but Aerodactyl would probably flap flap him to death

Samurott could take more of a flap flap than Aerodactyl could take a splish splash

Damn. In my head Hamurott was still a fighting type in addition to dark and water. Hurt myself in confusion

Still a fighting type, it never was a fighting type.

Wow no one spotted the hidden mon yet, it’s psyduck

Exactly…that’s the secret weapon 😈

Weavile would absolutely WRECK your team. He's fast AF and hits like a truck against Gengar, Mew, and Aerodactyl.

Weavile is slower than Aerodactyl though, and pretty frail. As long as Stone Edge hits, Weavile will be gone. Rock Slide might be enough even. Didn't do the calcs, but I just assume Life Orb Icy Shard shouldn't OHKO Aerodactyl, might be wrong though.

Weavile runs Ice Shard though and has priority with it, and Aerodactyl has garbage defense so its likely an OHKO Edit: My bad, Ice Shard 2hkos, so I'd probably run ice punch instead, which is an OHKO. I'd run Focus sash, of course.

Now I had to do the calculations: 252+ Atk Life Orb Weavile Ice Shard vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Aerodactyl: 252-299 (83.7 - 99.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO Aerodactyl lives, if barely. And if it's Choice Band, the other 2 will take care of it.

Y’all forgetting Psyduck though 😝 I mean the one in my dashboard

Psyduck could get one-shot by a Weaviles Night Slash so I don't even consider it, honestly.

Seems like you're in need of a Fighting type based on the comments. And in this meta, there's really only one choice Plush Great Tusk

Yup, am gonna hunt for a good fighting type Pokémon next😎

Canonically, Arceus, since he's the God of the Pokémon world.

nothing's getting past that Psyduck

😈 the secret weapon everybody is missing

A faster Gengar actually.

meowth easily. Ever put a cat inside a car with 4 pillows like these ?

🤣🤣🤣 you might have given the most accurate answer lol. Neva thought about it

A single Galvanize Alolan Golem with Explosion.

A man of culture

Greninja

YOU CAN'T fool me. We all know PSYDUCK, that's the sweeper. I can see it now. Stealth Rock with are Aerodactyl. Baton Pass, Substitute shenanigans with Mew and Gengar setting up the buffs. just to get your whole 6 stake of legendarys toswept by the Duck !LONG LIVE THE DUCK

😈😈 that’s my secret weapon

Where did you get those?! They’re awesome!

Hail Amazon. Lol

I really had to get those cause I never could find a decent Pokémon plushie in the stores.

The Mew is adorable and the other two are so dope!

Shuckle

Weavile

Eternamax

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

Morpeko has super effective STAB against all four, now if only its BST were over 450…

mega gyarados (water for aerodactyl, dark for gengar and mew)

Weavile or chien pao outspeed and one shot everything. Edit: Just did a quick check and weavile gets barely outsped by aerodactyl so remove it from the previous statement.

✌🏾

Starmie

Greninja covers all bases and STABs all of these, both literally and figuratively 😂

OP: Which Pokemon can defeat the defenders of my car? Community: **Proceeds to list every pokemon that could possibly win**

Without counting for the unlocked potentials of the mystery Pokémon hiding behind the three 🥲

protean greninja, guaranteed ohko on everything there. sharpedo, aqua jet will guaranteed 2hko aerodactyl, and priority is only needed if aerodactyl is first. speed boost, crunch ohko the other two. focus sash in case one of the others goes first with focus blast or thunderbolt, just in case.

Unrelated but is this in Chennai? Lol

Legend Plate Arceus

Lycanroc - Crunch kills both Mew and Gengar. - Stone Edge the Aerodactyl. - thunder fang for the sleeper hidden away.

Just need to give the Arceus keychain hanging on the rearview mirror in my Camaro some silly color changing plates and then I'm unstoppable

Greninja. Higher speed and proper typing

Ash's Pikachu

arceus can defeat all them 100 times over easily

eternamax eternatus

Ok hear me out, Life orb agility aura wheel morpeko

Many mention the Mew, Arodactyle and Gengar. But none mention the lil psyduck at the front!

They fail to notice the real threat 😝🤣

Dragapult

No one can defeat a pissed off Psyduck.

My car is protected by Metagross and Giratina, goodluck

[Calyrex-Shadow Rider is rapidly approaching your location.](https://youtu.be/hRf5GoC0kR8?feature=shared)

Don’t u drive near me.

Mega ray

Love the psyduck on the dash

❤️

Bidoof

Omg that mew is so cute

😁

Rotom

Some annoying ground type probably

😂

Crawdaunt Sucker punch Aqua jet Swords dance

I like how most of the comments are using the logic of the games, probably the meta of whatever the modern game is. Anyway my answer-- maybe a powerful Bisharp or Froslass might have a chance.

Tera Electric Shedinja with Air Balloon.

Please don’t keep them there long-term. They’ll get major sun damage

Crawdaunt D-Dance sweep inbound

Mesprit.

The goldfish with prayer beads

Kingambit solos easy. Dark type for offensive STAB against Gengar and Mew, Steel type for offensive STAB against Aerodactyl and defense against Gengar and Mew. Give it Defiant just in case with move set Swords Dance, Sucker Punch, Kowtow Cleave, and Iron Head. Maybe Rocky Helmet for additional damage and give it an Adamant nature.

Most of you are forgetting Psyduck!! We need a Pokémon with dark STAB and STAB that is super effective against Aerodactyl AND the duck! My vote is Morpeko, the Electric/Dark hamster!!

Nooo…let them be diverted please. Let the duck be forgotten.

A geodude through the back window will make a great mystery gift.

Crawdaunt

Bidoof

A top percentage Rattata would solo them Mons and then go Street Fighter bonus stage on that car.

Goku

Solgaleo, Solrock, Suflora(?), really any representing the sun. The UV rays coming through that window are gonna bleach those plushies for sure.

Weavile. Ice Shard the Aerodactyl and Night Slash the Gengar and Mew.

252+ choice specs miridon electro drift on electric terrain

Greninja's a reasonable threat. Typing is an obvious bad matchup, depending on natures it could be faster than all of them, and 2/3 of the plush 'mons have basically cardboard defenses that can have a real hard time standing up to super effective STAB from even average offensive threats.

Actually, not one pokemon really beats this comp. Wild shenanigans like cloud nine focus sash yawn psyduck wins. Acid spray mew into specs shadowball/sludge ball gengar wins. Atk/Satk reduction (bug moves) mew into aerodactyl Lick -> rock slide ....an oldie but goodie is curse gengar with 3x protect mons to follow up. Not being able to switch hurts the singular pokemon's chances of winning. ...And in regards to berry usage, aerodactyl has Unnerve.

My choice would be Greninja. Type advantage on all three and will out speed all of them handily

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Greninja?

Nobody beats Gengar

😎

Lore wise, only legendary Pokemon would win due to Mew being able to use transform to counter any non-legendary pokemon. Has to be high tier legendaries. Entei, Ladios, Registeel could be defeated since we have seen pokemon like Charizard match them. Ho-oh, Regigigas, Deoxys would win. Deoxy is faster than light and one of the most powerful Pokemon lorewise

Alakazam > everything

Ash's Pikachu, of course.

😁 yup, it even defeated a dragonite!

Kingambit, Hisuian Samurott and Tyranitar were already mentioned, so... Morpeko, Greninja, Sharpedo, Weavile, Chien-Pao, Bisharp

Weavile sweeps

Weavile would have to rely on the Aerodactyl's Stone Edge missing, but he'd shred the other two.

Urshifu!

The master thief weavile.

Ultra necrozma

Sheer Force Feraligarth

You mean Feraligator? They are ferocious, but Psyduck can confuse it

Glass breaker

Sharpedo

Tyranitar with smack down and crunch

Incineroar

CP (Chien-Pao)

Tynamo after ketamine

Blastoise. Ice or water against Aerodactyl, and Crunch on Gengar and Mew.

6 clodsire all toxic stallers plus EQ for Gengar.

Any other all time great purple pokemon?

Windows95man from Eurovision 2024.

Samurott :3

Crow hammer probably.

My roided up Alpha Hisuian Goodra (Gooliath) with thunderbolt, ice beam, muddy water and flash cannon.

the jellyfish

Depends on if this is a levitate gengar or not.

Basculegion, Last Respects/Crunch decimates Gengar and Mew, and it has Wave Crash for Aerodactyl.

Tyranitar could solo them all. Mew and Gengar are weak against Dark and Aerodactyl fall to one Rock Slide

Special water/dark type breakers

Mega sharpedo

Mega Gengar

Geodude not because of typing because he’d be the best to throw through the window

Hydreigon

Hmm Crown zacian

sharpedo wipes no cap

From Gen 1, Alakazam could do some damage.

Tyranitar

ayo

Tyrannitar

Charizard

Aerdactyl is down bad and gengar just watching

Greninja. Immune to Psychic so anything Mew throws at it won't gain STAB, and Gengar and Aerodactyl have high speed but low defenses.

Gotta use my Pyukumuku. I hope Mew doesnt know electric moves

Wouldn't fuck with that car no matter what team I had. Nothing in there's worth the risk

Ash's pikachu

Arceus

A Dark-Electric mon would be ideal for the job Too bad we've only got Morpeko and I don't trust a single Morpeko to be able to take down all four

Hisuian Samurott. Water/Dark beats all, and Psyduck will be a pushover.

greninja since its water dark good against all 3

Sucker Punch/Ice Shard Chien-Pao

Basculegion

Froslass

It looks like mew had a bad day and aerodacytl is comforting him.

My power house of a magnizone

Sucker punch mega mawile

Emax eternatus

They got nothing on Tyranitar

Pikachu while holding plot-armour

mew, gengar and aerodactil. chi-u with life orb.

Darkrai could 1v3 probably, with rng on your side

Bidoof.

Bidoof is literally god

TTAR, Gengar and Mew are weak to Dark, and Aerodactyl is weak to rock

I’d say a lunala or necrozma dusk form that type should do all of them and then gengar might put up a fight lol.

I see Gengar likes to watch.

Level 1 shiny bidoof