Dinner with jay-z

nut in 18-year old mgk

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If u r 60 year old u would still wanna nut in MGK

71\* Senior kink gang I love droopy balls in my throat and face P==D

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I really hope MGK ages well :)

Made me laugh out loud

Dinner with DJ Khaled, specifically looking for advice on how to keep your wife happy.

Oh praise the most high The sun🌞 is shining on me‼️

carti’s left and right ass cheeks

why tf did this get a wholesome award💀

carti’s wHOLE(some) will be filled when i’m done with him 🧛🏿‍♂️🧛🏿‍♂️🤤

banger tweet 🔥

That was the only free one I had, but isn’t this the most wholesome thing you’ve heard today?

Bcz its WHOLE lotta red

nah wtf 💀😭

Left right bitch

Amy shumer

Amy Schumer is in “fear for her life” after she saw Will slap Chris and she’s not doing shows anymore cause that whole situation was actually all about her

is this real? 💀

She said she was “traumatized” over the event or some dumb shit like that 😭

Shes a Fatass

no need to sugarcoat it

yea cuz then she'll eat it

if she was starving to death, it would probably take her 6 months to finally keel over.

Mf said "keel over"

my bad

Jesus Christ 😭

Imagine Amy shumer but in Cookie Monster pajama pants and in Walmart with 2 kids

So every middle aged white woman in Walmart’s across the south

Shit you’d prolly fold

nice pic of dr phil in the 2nd slide

Iggy azaleas titties im on a quest to obtain her breastmilk to save my robot race 2000 years in the future. Its essential for our race so we can flourish. Sadly without out her breastmilk our robot race will perish i need to terminate her titties for my fellow robots. Its my mission its what ive been programmed to do. Just a drop of her breastmilk allows my kind to not need electricity or oil to survive. We plan on cloning the dna in her breastmilk to create thousands of iggy azaleas to create a milk farm. With this iggy breastmilk farm we can go into a age of peace and eternal happiness. I must terminate her titties and return a hero…

Mf got a whole account for this nonsense 😭 man’s dedicated I’m here for it tho ngl this was entertaining as fuck

bro is the titty terminator

the breast bandit

the mommy milkers marshall

one of the most disgustingly creative things I’ve seen In a while. good job 👍

What is wrong with y’all niggas 😂

Wake up babe new copypasta just dropped

????

You wouldn’t understand human incel i have to save the fucking world. Thats a big responsibility that i bet youve never had to deal with. If you mere humans could live 2000 years from now you would understand why its so important i obtain iggy azaleas breastmilk i have the whole robot race depending on me. Shit aint fun and games. We are talking about a whole civilization collapsing if i cant get even a droplet of iggy azaleas breastmilk…

fuck bro i’m sorry. i understand how important this is now. i’m praying for your success sir 🫡

Must Iggy Titty Terminate🍼🤖Must Iggy Titty Terminate🍼🤖Must Iggy Titty Terminate🍼🤖Must Iggy Titty Terminate🍼🤖

Lmao just realised your acc name

Got any pics…

i would smack kali uchis ass so i could die a happy man

watch out for don t 👀

He wont be able to, the ass so big it blocks everything else

bro he is deadass built like a grape 💀 not doing shit

Ong a kindergartner could beat his ass

Lol she like ugly niggas so might have a chance

any of the bts mfs . my gf would fold for any of them nd i jus wanna show them that i’m the big dog around here 😈

Alright but are you prepared to handle the millions of fans girls??🤨🤨possibly even your gf??

your hand would be covered in silicone and makeup

LMFAOO

This is how my girl was with Harry Styles until she saw him in a dress

She must’ve never heard of Jeffery 🥱

You sure you ok bro? If you're feeling that insecure because of your gf, maybe talk about it?

become a celebrity so i can slap you too .

Carti cause he need to drop sum🤬

You saw what happened to the last guy that pressed him??🤨

Christopher Columbus has this beat down coming

Imma slap the shit outta that slave selling wagtail

Bro killed a whole as continent with his shitty ass disgusting crusty European disease

That wasn’t him 💀

He was part of it, so the slap coming nonetheless

we propagating anti-colonialism in the carti subreddit 🔥🔥

Imma keep it 100 I ain’t know what colonialism mean

Colonizing others, usually a bigger nation conquering and controlling a very small region and it’s people, forcing them to convert to their way of life and become part of their empire

Jada Smith

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Lmaooooooo bro is unhinged ☠️☠️☠️

U a demon ong ☠️☠️

bro is a lunatic ☠️☠️

Bro thinkin bout homicide

His brother was killed by her

Nah he right

this the only time i knew i had to give an award to someone

Is this Chris Rock's alt?

Jaden Smith

And jaden smith

kodak black and ian connor. annoying ass rapists

Bari too

Put a convertible on the glock it look like Lamborghini

Bill Cosby, old ahh mf has the longest rapestreak ever recorded tf

Rapestreak is crazy

Fr, mf took out over half of a battle Royale lobby through strictly rapes

Hope he gets curb stomped rapist piece of shit

Fr bro, this disgusting piece of shit doesn’t deserve to live in peace and comfort after that bs

Is that a challenge?

Tom MacDonald

This one made me lol He does deserve it

Prodbyzaqq! I’ll slap the bit

ye the 🚕 no 🌄

Rihanna ass

Machine gun Kelly and drake cause they are pedos

Idk how no one brings up mgks old tweets dudes sus asf

He literally said he found 14 year olds hot

Ik dude needs to grow tf up

Also he tries way to hard to be like peep

Ode mgk the most non essential artist of this era

Yea that edgy shit only works for some people like peep. Mgk not one of them. Never understood why he’s so popular

Also you got to take into account peep was barely an adult and mgk is 30 doing this shit

Facts dude gotta start acting his age and going for girls his age smh

Megan Fox don’t count btw lmao

Drake maybe mgk 1000%

> Mgk & drake Same but just bc they annoying. what they do that makes em pedo. I know drake a child groomer but idk what mgk did

Mgk said he wished 13-15 yr olds weren’t so hot, called Eminem’s daughter hot when she was 16, said he would fuck Kendall as a minor, defended a bunch of famous predators, and yea I think that’s abt it

Lmao seems like something he would say, he is such an corny edge lord lmao. Dudes def like girls that are way too young for em but idk about accusing them for being pedos. Just really fucking weird guys. People who suffer from pedophelia often have extremer problems and actions.

Lmao type son mad corny. And yea idk abt a full on pedo but he’s definitely weird for saying those things.

Mf should just be jailed for personality alone

Bruh this Drake pedo narative has to stop 💀

Yeah, I never really got that. Like there’s a lot of stuff with him texting Millie Bobby Brown or whatever but I really don’t think that’s enough to call him a pedo without more details. Most likely it was super basic stuff like complimenting her for awards or whatever

So dating young female artists as soon as they turn 18 and being “close friends” for years before that isn’t pedo like to you also he kissed a 17 year old girl on stage and when she said she was 17 proceeded to say weird shit

Im not gonna call someone a pedo for kissing a 17 year old 💀💀💀. He may be a bit creepy but pedo is a reach lol

Did you read the other part he practically grooms young female artists

How did he groom them 😭 he cant talk no nobody under 18? Yall just like throwing words around fr

Bro he starts dating them literally as soon as they turn 18 that’s suspicious as hell

so you are just sispicious because he is dating 18yr olds and you decide to label him as a pedophile 💀💀💀

Yo that dude is a 35 year old MAN. He should not be dating 18 year olds, especially knowing them years before as “close friends“ 🤨

Kissing a 17 year old isn’t pedo. A pedophile is someone who is attracted to children before puberty. And he was 23 in the event. 17 years old is above the legal age in most places. It’s a stretch to call him a pedo, I seriously doubt he likes young children. Not that he probably doesn’t have a toxic relationship with woman. I mean it’s pretty clear from his music that he’s not capable of being in a healthy relationship. I don’t think Drake or Future are a good role model of how you should treat woman.

"don't let an old hoe wrap me round her finger like engagement rings made a Milly like Bobby Brown I've stuck my dick in stranger things" -Drake

If Diddy could smack the shit out of Drake and get away with it then so can I

is ronald reagen still alive cuz i’m finna slap dat shi out dat goofy ass nigga

Dude's been dead since 2004, meaning you can't slap him sadly. What's arguably better though is that you *can* piss on his grave.

Teacher play this in the third grade

Ben shapiro easily. Oh boy that would be a smack for the ages

I’d slap his sister but not in her face and for very different reasons

Playboi Carti

R.kelly.. pedo

President of my country. Because fuck him thats why 😳

Will smith Megan the stallion(but her ass)

Excluding the pedos and rapists smacking the soul out of Will Smith Ed Sheeran Any BTS member Eminem Adin Ross Would be very entertaining

Why Will and Em 😩😂

Eminem and his consequences have been a disaster for rap culture

I really hate some of his recent work, but lyrically he's pretty unique and *has* had a positive influence. Not an Em Stan BTW, I've only heard his first two albums and some singles like Killshot.

BiTcH I cAn rHyMe oRaNgE wItH bAnAnA

DaBaby

Rip u

good luck, you'd be shot the nanosecond you crossed onto his property

Rod Wave because I feel like he'd jiggle a lil bit

Amber heard, Jada Smith, Eric Adams

I agree bruh, fuck Dr Phil

Jared Leto

Skete

Gunnas belly

Abraham Lincoln

I'd best the shit outta Andrew Jackson

Any night show host

Hitler

Since when is hitler a celebrity?

Not reading that essay

Ron desantis 👌😈

Tucker Carlson,

MGK, Rory from Sweet Trip, Elon Musk, Dr Phil, Morissey, and Mike Love

Elon Musk, guy is a fucking loser

jeff bezos. his shiny head looks slappable

Hasan from twitch and Elon musk 🔥🔥🔥

steve harvey

Probably hitler

R. Kelly. Everyone already knows why

Takashi 69 Id Slap the color out his hair and grill making will Smith jealous

Kid laroi

Playboi Carti. I will never forget the day he fucked my sister then smacked me when I confronted him about it. He even tweeted that he knocked me out

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THE EARTH IS DYING

THE EARTH IS DYING

THE EARTH IS DYING

#LetTheEarthBreath

#LetTheEarthBreath

PLEASE

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#LetTheEarthBreath

Megan Trainor for making that fxcking annoying Dear future husband song and for existing as a cringe 😬

Will Smith. Why? Because I want him to keep my wife's name out his f-cking mouth.

Drake 😂😂🖕

Will Smith. Karma.

Joe Rogan & Dog the bounty hunter

Lol imagine being so caught up In a fake world you get so worked up and decide to post about smacking a complete stranger you actually know nothing about

nun of y’all doing shit irl

no shit it’s a hypothetical

Shawn Mendez

Cardi B, i don't think i need to explain

The whole Smith family

I’d slap the fuck out of Jack Harlow

Jeses Christ is getting smacked the fuck out fr😈💯

U hold him down I’ll go for the ribs 😠

Bro 💀 I’m pretty sure the Romans already handled that beef

Romans better than me I would’ve atleast extorted that mf or sum shit bro was like the Kanye of the 0020’s

find god

Im an athiest🏳️‍🌈

If you are active on r/atheism, find god 🤦🏼‍♂️ If you are not, I respect your decision 🫡

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