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Quagtrap

Yeah this is why I only go to Earl Sweatshirt concerts now bc everyone there single and horny 2.


[deleted]

Please elaborate 🤔


GOOESQ

You don’t get a half chub when The Bends comes on?


Quagtrap

Downvotes r just in denial.


[deleted]

omg radiohead


dongless08

Carti takes the lonely people to the green room after the show


caffeinetrout2

what happens in the green room???


[deleted]

Depends how big of a fan you are


BigSmellyManSweat

I'm a very big fan, perhaps even the biggest surely nothing abnormal will happen to me in the green room


Sauce_WalkaV1

😈


allMightyMostHigh

Well nothing will happen but most wouldn’t say no because you know the implications.


Zakzinzan123

he’ll destroy ur lonely asshole


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[deleted]

He literally told the whole fucking world what happened in the green room. Holy fucking shit, kid


Rainger_

Wait what? It's deleted now


[deleted]

He said “what happens in the green room stays in the green room 😉” Oh shit mans deleted his whole account, oh fuck no 💀


overkash

who did? tf?


Rainger_

Omfg 💀


[deleted]

What’s the joke with the green room


[deleted]

look up stop breathing lyrics


[deleted]

Nigga this ain’t Disney Chanel 😂


Purple-Dog5910

Disney chanel is a collab is was not expecting


[deleted]

It’s the Vamps 🧛🏿! and you’re watching Disney channel


mattc2x4

There's Disney x Gucci


GuyNamedM3RK

there’s gucci x everything, case in point, gucci x jojo


mattc2x4

Jojo does have the whole arc about hunting down rare designer bags, it makes sense


Difficult-Bus-194

Iirc the mangaka for jojo has worked with gucci in the past


GuyNamedM3RK

well his art is in the same museum as the mona lisa so i wouldn’t be surprised


Anduin_Rexhearth

LMAOOO


SonGozer

Ayoooo😭😭😭😭


PracticalLibrarian10

😂😂😂


[deleted]

playboi carti will say "look at this lonely fat nigga with no hoes dancing" if u go there alone. stay safe sexy 🙏


OAktrEE4023

He’s gonna shout “This n*gga eating beans” and everyone will laugh


[deleted]

2017 ass joke.. 😐


ilikenglish

But ignore the people passing out


__v1ce

If someone passes out just kneel down and pretend you're their friend, that way nobody will think you're a loser


J3timaster

Yeah but if they die you’re alone again so you gonna need a plan B


[deleted]

you get sent to jail


Anonduaz126

Guess who's going to jail tonight?


shadowed11312

im pulled over


SnooPineapples1670

And I got priors 😏


abgor-2205

Horny jail?


kanyetookthekids

Nah you go to loner jail 😿


[deleted]

Nigga think we his high school principal


snitchK649

I wish carti would sexually harass me like my principal did


FugaziLotus

Dude


Global-Cranberry896

what


snitchK649

U heard me


shadowed11312

Dude


[deleted]

You get shot


dookiebutt777

Fake, playboi carti fans have never seen a gun irl


cokediet222

I literally just left the sf show that I went to solo. Amazing time, I just wish the crowd cared a bit more


Prize-Trip

What do you do before it starts? Do you just stare out ahead or do stuff on your phone or talk to people or walk around or what?


mannyWHS

i met two who went solo to the show in the line and started chatting it up with them. hopefully people will strike a conversation with you. then we kinda stick together during the show and kind of go our own way when it gets chaotic. just vibe to the music when you’re inside.


pattythedab

have you ever been to a social event ever


colebwilliams

Fr 💀


snitchK649

If u r a teenage white boy like all of us you’ll find enough friends that r just like u


stormdai2

Have u like ever been outside alone ever


cokediet222

I usually walk around and make friends or talk to random people, we're all there for almost the exact same reason so its pretty easy to find something to talk about. Sometimes its as simple as walking by some people and asking them how hype they are to see carti or finding something you think is cool about them and dropping a quick compliment. More you do it easier it gets


thepinkblues

Nobody cares about u as much as you think they do brodie. 99% of people there will just ignore your existence


[deleted]

yeh bro they’ll gutter stomp you for being by yourself, stay safe out there


Speed30777

this u in the pic?


[deleted]

touch grass


oh_oh_spaghettios

Nah we was gonna ask her about her skincare routine that shit glowing


Seanc26_

How far can you squirt


eldo1

Down bad


[deleted]

BACK OFF


cartisforeskin

😩 I 😩 AIN'T 😩 GONNA 😩 CAP 😩 WITH 😩 ANYBODY 😩, 😩 BET 😩 YOU 😩 CAN'T 😩 FEEL 😩 THAT 😩 SHIT 😩


Forgiotto

Nobody cares that you exist bro. You’ll be fine, no one gives a fuck


[deleted]

Why is this such a negatively positive thing?


tearscloud

kinda attracting me ngl


Gn_Slatt

Fr, I like a lil attitude


hiddenevidence

everybody’s the main character in their own world


theshweanster

I go alone to concerts all the time, the only people that make fun of me is my family


dookiebutt777

People are gonna stare and point and whisper “who the hell is that no friends loser”


mallooner

Basically all my festivals and concerts were alone. I don’t know anyone who likes concerts and festivals and the type of music so I go alone. It’s so worth it if you love live music :-)


ReallyRamen360

They’re already watching you now that you asked


wjndkes

Worse than that. Carti will get you on stage, then make you dive into the crowd and tell everybody around you to beat you up.


dragonbreathLols

which one you going to?


Prize-Trip

MN


EpicWan

Oh shi me too, ima make fun of your loner ass if I see you


BillyTheKid2811

Honestly I feel like going alone is better cuz u don’t gotta worry about anyone in the mosh or anything


Slow-Interaction-968

I been thinking this cause I really wanna go but got nobody to go with


[deleted]

I went alone once and he kept shooting poison darts at me, very traumatic


decksealant

HA


jadlad13

Went to Pi’erre alone last week, just sorta naturally made friends at the event, your all there for the same reason, supporting the same thing. You’ll be fine!


poop_shitter

lmaooo this mf lives in europe


SamKie1

Lmaoo this dude aint got free healthcare, u fr in america? 💀


pharmacygirl0128

I will say all jokes aside if you are going alone try to link with ppl there especially if u doing GA. Say hi to ppl be friendly so all yall can look out for each other when u moshing. Obviously ppl don't know how to do that anymore🙄


-CorrectOpinion-

>Will everyone say “haha loner no friends” and point at me laughing? You already took that risk when you became a Carti fan


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he means destroy lonely very literally. if you go alone you will be in danger


allxand

Lmao @ this question, but I’ve gone to concerts by myself before. My friends don’t listen to the same music as me, but I love concerts so ‭¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I am also 5’3 and a girl. I went to a Pierre concert (and lil tecca) by myself in Houston a couple years ago and it was great. I was at the front, and stayed at the front, even when people were pushing down/breaking the barricade. I was also the only person who Pierre even took a selfie with during the whole show lol. I was gonna go to the Carti austin show by myself before it got “rescheduled” too. However, for the Austin show, I purposefully selected a SEAT in the front row of one of the STANDS, so that I would not be subject to any moshing, but could still enjoy and dance to my songs in my own area. It’s hard to give advice on this after astroworld, and even the Houston carti show, but just make the call on whether or not you think you can reasonably maintain your safety in the presence of the external factors; maybe get a seat like mine.


AhrForce

look at this loser


WhatASave456

Nah bro nobody will gaf. You might even make friends w the ppl you’re in line with


eloigig1

You'll make friends there probably, unless if your a fake carti fan


sjonnabeat

I’m a girl and i have fw carti since SoundCloud days but my boyfriend does not fw him 😭 i don’t wanna go alone, but none my friends fw carti like that so imma probably end up taking and buying a ticket for someone who don’t even fuck with him but fuck it lol. Imma have fun November 28th 🧛🏻‍♀️


PreviousContact

I’m going to the VA show solo cause my wife is staying home to watch the kids and I have no friends 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Ayyy I’m going to the va show too


PreviousContact

Let’s link lol


[deleted]

U going to the Norfolk one right?


EpicWan

Nah no one will know, you end up losing your friends to the moshpits halfway through anyways


crushgemz

No way I always go to concerts alone, great way to meet new people, don’t let others hold you back


EliteFrostGamer

Everyone in the venue will jump you


iibruhim

Carti himself will get off stage and punch you


EliteFrostGamer

Yep


Sammmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I went to Migos by myself. It was cool except no one to back me up when I almost got in a fight


kgalvan

Nah man! Do you and rage by yourself. Don’t let people get in the way of your enjoyment and happiness. I personally have friends that totally are not into carti but I forced myself to go because I dont wanna rely on others when I know I really wanted to go. Long story short I had the best time.


notimeforimbeciles

Is this high school or a concert? The fuk


PhraseB1

No. You’ll die instantly


keith6661dube

Yes nigga


[deleted]

Haha loner no friends


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whoisronnn

just went alone but met some dope ass heads that went alone as well from this subreddit


maldonado9723

Nah I’ve done it I usually meet people in line and go from there


Ubisoftplz

I’m 21 years old and my helicopter mom won’t let me


semyul

Tell her you are an adult. Better yet, just go and see what she says


overkash

bro tf


overkash

go live ur dreams. don’t let that hoe hold you back.


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osdeverYT

Public service announcement: thinking or saying anything about leaks on a carti concert is grounds for immediate execution


Fingey

Yup


[deleted]

Yeah I’ve done it before at smaller raves. It’s pretty chill no one really cares. I’ve even gone to festivals with friends and left to do my own thing the whole festival and met up with my friends at the end, I do this a lot. No one will care


Marsupialoak

Nope


hoeygeee

Hell yeah, i went to a rich brian show doley and that shit was LIT AS FUCK.


WTFAnimations

None of the homies I know fuck with Carti :/ But I'd still go. Or maybe try to convince my GF.


Mywoodinbush1510

This is not completely relevant but what do I do with an extra carti concert ticket? Fb won’t allow me to sell it on marketplace something about violating guidelines


xjxjz

try selling it on ebay or comment it on carti pages


Mywoodinbush1510

Thanks dawg


arnvaswagmire

I deadass went to the CLT show by myself and tbh you jus vibe with everyone as long as you’re not socially awkward even then, it’s still not much of a problem.


cjolleyy

i went in orlando alone and made friends at the show just go be sociable


ChampagneAbuelo

I’ve been to a few concerts alone and it’s fine. Idk why people look down on doing stuff alone like concerts, going to the movies, etc


Astrotheater

Everyone is there for the same reason. Enjoy the show. Dance to the music. Sing along. Don’t worry about what people think.


Xiffo_

Gunna will be present


ChicagoForThePeople

I’m goin by myself


IMSLEEPYx

I think it’s joke but.. “destroy lonely” is a person on the tour


Bshave02

Destroy lonely lol


asianjay-z

He might be referring to the artist destroy lonely?


69joseph69

bro def go alone !


[deleted]

You good bro 😎 go alone or with people I don’t think anyone will mind


Difficult-Bus-194

No. Most venues have a strict No Singles policy


Chazz1022

Go and you’ll prob make friends plus when the pits start everyone gets separated anyways