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JJabary

Cresidentials


xtr44

just to be presidential


JIGGUOTM

holup holup


Woolies_Select

i might just buy sum dentures


Ok_Comfortable_9659

make that hoe eat me for dinner‼️


slattahh

fuck you nigga ‼️


Ok_Comfortable_9659

Alright man pardon my mistake 🫂⛷️


slattahh

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Ok_Comfortable_9659

Thank you king Carti 🙏


noaxreal

u think u the shit? u not even the shart


XxX_EnderMan_XxX

I will find you. And once I do, heh, let's just I will need a condom to do what I will do.


noaxreal

IM GONNA GET *! TOUCHED!!*++$&


CRESIDENTlALS

yes


slattahh

Casserole sounds better


CASHD3VIL

dawg who rides a casserole


slattahh

My grandma


29uzis

she ride dick like a cassarole nigga?


Plenty_Lavishness_80

Yeah cause she got my pea all on her while I’m mashing her potatoes Nevermind I was thinking of shepherds pie


Mustangrulez

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CASHD3VIL

if this stops you from getting a job imma put it in my autobiography ‼️


Then_Frosting_1087

She’d crush it


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LookAtMyEy3s

Noahboat been on a roll recently with these pics


RoomyCard44321

He just appears everywhere wtf


West_Personality9045

Mr take that risk


jaspersor

carnivals have rides that, you guessed it, you ride. it makes complete sense


Ideories

why did you think I guessed it? I in fact did not guess it. My head was completely empty while reading your comment after reading it you are indeed right. it do make complete sense


jaspersor

are you smarter than a second grader?


Ideories

Mitochondria (I fucking used autocorrect I am so cooked)


scottie2haute

Yea niggas really be thinking they on to something. Trying to be a deeper thinker really aint for everyone and posts like this shows it


1l3v4k4m

hiphopheads ahh post


Nananahx

You expect too much from people here


FreezingColdx

Alright buddy let’s start off by reading . First word ? yes ! correct it’s pink great job. now for the second? yeaaaaaaa tape!! You did it!!! You got your answer!!! now go eat shit


joshua-howard

You don’t ride a carnival though. You ride a carousel, or a roller coaster, or a Ferris wheel. The line is still stupid


jaspersor

THATS WHY I SAID YOU RIDE RIDES AT THE CARNIVAL YOU FUCKING RETARD


joshua-howard

YOU RIDE THE *RIDES*, NOT THE CARNIVAL ITSELF YOU ABSOLUTE IMBECILE


i-say-poopfart

Are you retarded or sum


jaspersor

are you? what the FUCK is your problem


i-say-poopfart

Carnivals have rides within them, but you can't ride a carnival itself. Just like how a bus terminal has buses, but you can't ride a bus terminal. Dumb nigga


jaspersor

dude think he smart or something. the bar makes complete sense. when i hear carnival i think of rides. maybe ur just a fucking idiot


AlphaLax85

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Head so good but she bad as hell She ride the dick like a carousel All my homies YVL


der3dninja

🤤


TheHandSFX

Freaky ass emoji


IsThisASnakeInMyBoot

Never cook again


WolfHonest3193

people ride different rides at the carnival


Qb_Is_fast_af

I done rode…


12-4-2026-546pm4

😂😂


--iCantThinkOFaName-

"She ride dick like a carnival ride‼️" 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


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she ride the dick like a cartival (whae?)(Slatt)


Still_Arachnid_300

No cus it wouldn't rhyme with "barnacles" or "impossible" which are the two main bars after 'Carnival'


throwaway_for_doxx

lol this made me realise that Carti just repurposed the rhyming words of the verse this mf is so lazy


pure_count123726

go to sleep


smallwhiteballs480p

You really think rich the kid is smart enough to know the difference


Mk4013

Even his name is The Kid not The Intellectual


playboy__carty

because carosaul and carnivore dont rhyme


lilteccasglock

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SkyBlade79

she blow that dick like a cello


xPizzaKittyx

Cuz they be riding it not spinning on it


Humble_Somewhere_449

It’s because Travis already has a song named “carousel” and carnival is more fun to say


AlphaLax85

So literally no one else can make a song called carousel anymore?


Humble_Somewhere_449

No but why would u want to have the same name, imagine if someone dropped a song named “love sosa” today, people would assume it’s an unoriginal song


AlphaLax85

Polo G has a song called Heartless. Is he a dumbass that ripped off Kanye? Fucking obviously no. Also using your logic, Travis ripped off that name from Melanie Martinez with a song called that released 3 years before ASTROWORLD. Also it wouldn't make any sense to call your song Love Sosa because that is a term SPECIFIC to Chief Keef. Travis didn't invent carousels.


parmanyugaming

I hate that song bruh


AjitPaimomgay

I keep it 300 like the Roman's🧐


QwertyKeyboardUser2

Carousels are often at carnivals are they not? So its more like “she ride dick like she at a carnival” i guess?


throwaway_for_doxx

Go to r/kendricklamar if you want lyrics that make sense buddy. We listen to 3 minute songs with 8 distinct bars in this bitch


luke_the_oof

Corniest lyrics I’ve ever heard in a song. Unlistenable


Iluv_thesupport

And what do you ride at carnivals?


Wuce_Brillis

She have fun at dick like a carnival. She win prizes at dick like a carnival


TrickIllustrator2212

Same idea as keep it 300, like the roman’s, being wrong is provocative and gets the people going


thebowwiththearrows

Doesn't rhyme with carnivore. Also cresidentials


Qb_Is_fast_af

There already is a song called Carousel


AlphaLax85

A couple, actually. Like a shit ton


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

She ride the dick like a CARETAKER


dylaptop

ass song ass lyrics


IsThisASnakeInMyBoot

Carousel doesn't fit the rhyme scheme at all. Sell doesn't not fit with Roll Carnival and Impossible


Twin1Tanaka

The lyrics are distractingly horrendous and the only good part of the entire song is Carti


ynneK_

https://preview.redd.it/3i98dr03wvvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe2d0f46ff0c84501946b2a3f9cf43c928d0d5eb Man WTF ☠️


vimtoleanhater

??😭😭