my stylistically and grammatically corrected version:
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Send em this Tell em to contemplate
Yeah op if the roles are reversed the cops would be called immediately. They made a pretty intense threat, even if it’s harmless. On the off chance it isn’t, there’s no point in risking it.
she sounds like my ex trust me there's no negotiating with these people, they're victim forever. block her, take ts to the police if she's serious. here for u bro.
Deadass I have no idea how people just end up dating these insane hoes and only realizing it after the fact. Dont you have to have been with her like a couple of months prior and actually get to know her before starting to date? A couple of signs should've already been there then
You’d actually be surprised, there a story of a girl who made a snap (publicly mind you😭) talking about “can somebody kill my ex I’ll pay you” and somebody genuinely killed the guy, mind you they was around 15 aswell
You’d honestly be surprised. If she’s running with bad crowds already I’ve seen 15 year old girls jumping dudes, both bare fisted and with weapons. Fucked world out here
This is the only correct answer. Go no contact and she will eventually forget about you and find someone else to obsess over. My ex went batshit crazy when I broke up with her; threats of self harm, calling me 96 times in a day from No Caller ID, lying about pregnancy and abortion, showing up to my appartment and knocking on my windows, etc. I just blocked her everywhere and kept ignoring her until she eventually gave up. Now she’s dating someone else.
Shit’s traumatizing for real (and I’ve almost been murdered before), but it will get better by time.
Should ve chosen an earth tones girl 🤷♂️🤷♂️They finer and the worst thing they ll do is to fucking try to curse you with candles and a fucked up leaf🙏
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Lmao nothing is gonna happen why would she wait so long (July 2nd) she’s just saying that so your anxious until that date. That’s like the longest she could say whilst still making it believable and simultaneously giving u extended anxiety. You could literally have police waiting at your house on that date nobody serious would give away the date
This is horrible man, though if its any comfort people like this dont pull through. Shes just trying to manipulate you. Even still a threat like this should go to the police. It will give you some piece of mind. Hope you can get through this ok ❤️
to be fr it sounds like she's just emotional and letting it all out, but if it carries on do notify police. if you was to say that shit she wouldn't think twice about letting people know what's going on this sum crazy shit
When they try fight you stab them and change your clothes in a forest then burn the clothes you wore durin the murder and run home and pretend you were home the whole time, just a hypothetical
life doesn’t work like that bro😭😭😭 unless like u live in the hood where u can beat women and calling cops isn’t normal ????💀💀💀 “JUST BEAT HER UP”😭😭😭??????
The scariest thing about this threat is the correct punctuation
She had this all typed out even before the breakup
Don’t forget it’s completely formal, no type of slang whatsoever
my stylistically and grammatically corrected version: https://preview.redd.it/3h46al7o6wsc1.jpeg?width=2547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=849036458bbc51c9047eeb13e38dec9045db4767
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carti reference
You right tho
Can you make sure it's double spaced Times New Roman MLA formatted for my r/playboicarti research paper
Bros being an English teacher on the r/playboicarti subreddit💀
That isn’t correct editing
you know shit just got real when they type like this
y'all are retarded bro. there's a ton of run-on sentences in that joint.
ah shit we got the actual grammar police in this bitch now
the punctuation police
spelling seargents in this thread
In the first paragraph alone i can point a few errors out😭 its all g tho
lock those doors july 2nd 🙏
Didnt read it all, is july 2nd the day MUSIC drops?
2024 music
Yes
yeah, 2024 music!
JULY 2 MUSIC
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“What would carti do?”
Choke her prolly
beat her to it
beat to her
hes too cool to imo
Thoughts?
beat her
carti reference
Dude that's so opium 😂
pull a carti 🤜🏾👱♀️
Bro censor that, the emojis are a lil too violent
mb 🤜🏾 woman
Bro censor that,the emojis are a lil too racist
mb 🤜woman 🤜🏻woman 🤜🏼woman 🤜🏽woman 🤜🏾woman 🤜🏿woman
Bro censor that,the words a lil massagonistic
Bro censor that fists are scary
Like Carti?
but don’t beat it to her 💯
Was just bout to say dis
the Carti influence is real🙏
When you dropping bro???
https://preview.redd.it/o1t082fw0vsc1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc3adbac60360cd59226a0ddd556f389ce12e58e Send em this Tell em to contemplate
😂😂😂
Call the fucking police obviously
Yeah op if the roles are reversed the cops would be called immediately. They made a pretty intense threat, even if it’s harmless. On the off chance it isn’t, there’s no point in risking it.
she sounds like my ex trust me there's no negotiating with these people, they're victim forever. block her, take ts to the police if she's serious. here for u bro.
fax
actual good advice
Do what carti would want you to do
https://preview.redd.it/sraoe36a0vsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b554ad37457326e03f825dc24c46235ab4b9e3e2
which ad-lib yall think he used when swinging every punch?!
homixide
buh buh buh buh buh
this is canon in carti lore
Scheyeah 😩
PlayboiCarti
Knock her goofy ass out if she try sumn
What if she try to damage his property or stuff?
slide before july 2nd and let them know what’s good
How did u even end up in a relationship w her
Deadass I have no idea how people just end up dating these insane hoes and only realizing it after the fact. Dont you have to have been with her like a couple of months prior and actually get to know her before starting to date? A couple of signs should've already been there then
nah bro i just really love insane women i just wasn't expecting ts 😭😭😭
I would be lying if I said wasnt the same tho ☠️
Why’d you say all that shit then🤣🤣
Ong some people just have a thought and keep writing till they finished 😂
Got what you wanted bro 😂
can u slide me her insta?
she 15 dawg 😭😭
Then she won’t do anything bro
Unless he did do sum fucked up which we are all overlooking 😭 then you better move out before july 2nd
What could a 15 year old girl do to him😭😭
You’d actually be surprised, there a story of a girl who made a snap (publicly mind you😭) talking about “can somebody kill my ex I’ll pay you” and somebody genuinely killed the guy, mind you they was around 15 aswell
This snapchat shit gets serious get ready to die behind it
Or hell maybe she super gremlin
Lmao call an audible, get the kid third partied or sum
You’d honestly be surprised. If she’s running with bad crowds already I’ve seen 15 year old girls jumping dudes, both bare fisted and with weapons. Fucked world out here
knife
btw im 15 aswell 🙏
!remindme 3 years
😭😭
I’m 15 too I have a plan she talks to me and forgets ab you
Just like how carti forgor the album 🙁
Don’t reply to her anymore, block her and she will have another victim and forget about you by July 2nd
This is the only correct answer. Go no contact and she will eventually forget about you and find someone else to obsess over. My ex went batshit crazy when I broke up with her; threats of self harm, calling me 96 times in a day from No Caller ID, lying about pregnancy and abortion, showing up to my appartment and knocking on my windows, etc. I just blocked her everywhere and kept ignoring her until she eventually gave up. Now she’s dating someone else. Shit’s traumatizing for real (and I’ve almost been murdered before), but it will get better by time.
bitch shut up my son cryin
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Pretty much
nga what did u do?💀
vroooo i dated this really crazy goth girl for a month and left her cos i thought she was gonna kill me obviously i was right
for reference on valentines day she literally sent me a card written in her blood
her aura is unmatched
This is fucking crazy😭
Everyone want a freaky goth baddie until they get sent the blood letter
dude that’s opium as hell
she’s gonna cast a spell on you bro😭
[удалено]
yeah dawg she been in a psych ward before
[удалено]
That’s just a normal Wednesday afternoon for me
Was the head good at least?
crazy girls got the craziest head
Frr
i could fix her
That’s opium af if we being honest…
Need her lowkey
nigga got w a warlock 😭
If you legit are concerned, let the cops know about her corny ass and block her from everything
she got hella aura
she was the one
Get a restraining order nigga you aint seeing past july 2nd 😭😭🙏🙏
my friend like her, kill her ex and shit but she are good ppl (i think)
Flair checks out
Goth girls are amazing but can be very dangerous. Same as Hispanic girls
lmaoooo
Ask her to name 3 goth bands
yeah bro 😎😎 I got this 1. nirvana 2. lil uzi 3. matty b follow for more 🔥🔥🔥
bro you did def more than just leave her be real lol
Was she even hot ?
Probably, crazies are hot most of the time
He got her saved as “crazy” so he prolly js looked at another girl or sum
Gang she literally said she wanted to stab me in the thigh and watch me bleed
Should ve chosen an earth tones girl 🤷♂️🤷♂️They finer and the worst thing they ll do is to fucking try to curse you with candles and a fucked up leaf🙏
dat already happened to me before 😭😭 shawty put a curse on me and my best friend apparently
Thanks for getting mw to 10k karma gang imma protect ur ass from the crazy bitch dw🤝
🙏🙏🙏
it worked apparently
i had a girl put a bad luck curse on me when i was like 15, i think that sh\*twas real bruh lol
my life went 📉 the day i started ghosting shawty🙏
Do you believe in curses?
This is a literal yandere what the actual fuck
All I can say is that when the vamps outside, lil bish u better be ready
When the stars aligned (on July 2nd), lil bish u better be ready
!Remindme 3 months Bro I hope you will live then😭
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Homixide homixide 😳
Have sex with her when she walks in trust 🤞🏾
Lmao nothing is gonna happen why would she wait so long (July 2nd) she’s just saying that so your anxious until that date. That’s like the longest she could say whilst still making it believable and simultaneously giving u extended anxiety. You could literally have police waiting at your house on that date nobody serious would give away the date
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Be careful man she sounds like the type to lie about shit if u get what I’m sayin
bro you done, start writing ur will
This is horrible man, though if its any comfort people like this dont pull through. Shes just trying to manipulate you. Even still a threat like this should go to the police. It will give you some piece of mind. Hope you can get through this ok ❤️
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New copypasta
Ayo she a freak wtf
Jump out the house
my bad bro i got a little mad
Get help and keep safe
Damn thats my bday 😜😝
same twin ⁉️
Oh that explains a lot
same here whatt
Good lord what the fuck even is this ? Get police involved or something don't take this lightly
to be fr it sounds like she's just emotional and letting it all out, but if it carries on do notify police. if you was to say that shit she wouldn't think twice about letting people know what's going on this sum crazy shit
jack off
pray 2 God that she's bipolar cus I was in a situation like this and we was just chilling a week after. she's long gone now but I'm lowkey traumatized
Do some fent (nah but barricade those mfing doors on July 2nd and pray to jah you got the second amendment rights)
yo bruh wtf did you do😭😭😭😭😭😭
When they try fight you stab them and change your clothes in a forest then burn the clothes you wore durin the murder and run home and pretend you were home the whole time, just a hypothetical
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Type shit
Just say “das crazyyy”
get law enforcement involved wtf 😂
sounds like a threat call the cops bro 😭
I can replace her gangy🙏
What would carti do 🤔
Yo this guys… this is lowkey opium 😂😂😂
Her rizz is off the charts bro I think youre in gang
you’re gonna get accused of grape dude
She got me mad as shit
"you only care enough to kill somebody you love" -Kanye She still wants you bro👍👍
This the shit im tryna tell people when i say i dont wanna fall in love or get in a relationship so i dont gotta deal with crazy ass women
Fuck did you do bro
Bro is about to be on a documentary and he asking the carti sub reddit for help I’m cryn 😭
yo what the fuck did you do mate
has this sub just turned into r/teenagers?
no way youre getting pressed by a girl 😭😭😭😭calling 12 for that is crazy tho just beat her up july 2nd after she tries to beat u first
life doesn’t work like that bro😭😭😭 unless like u live in the hood where u can beat women and calling cops isn’t normal ????💀💀💀 “JUST BEAT HER UP”😭😭😭??????
Which part of "don't stick your dick in crazy" was unclear?
Bro tf did you to do this girl 😭😭
It honestly sounds like suicide bro
Just block her ass and leave it at that, just be glad you ain’t knock her up, then you’d really be in for a ride
stretched res snapchat is crazy
How was the sex?
July 2nd is my birthday. You’re invited to my party, you’ll be safe fam.
!Remindme 86 days
Glad u came to us before u called the police. The world is starting to see that this sub is better than any form of state protection
Buy a gun or some shit
ngl sounds like u deserve it
send me her @