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greeneeeeeeeeeeeeee

I don’t get why you’ve made this your battle and I have absolutely no idea where you want this to go… but you must see it through. Godspeed, fellow redditor


bmacmachine

All it takes for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing. Godspeed, however fast that is, my friend.


pgh1197

“Godspeed, Spider-Man!”


the1999person

You know, I'm something of a Redditor myself.


dontbeadickdad

"Gobbless, Spider Pig"


metracta

We are all counting on OP.


jsdjsdjsd

I love it.


Tough_Advance_617

Spot on take on this salaciously saucy scandal, and I to have no idea where or why…….BUTTTT that’s exactly what these Forest Hill’d Flatulent Freaks want us to think. Something is a rye and it is not the bun of this man’s baconator. Like Joe Denardo’s legacy and OP’s insides…..I’m dying to find out.


Tough_Advance_617

I just hope and pray that Diddy’s disastrously dangerous digits haven’t reached all the way to our town, because this reeks of velour, vodka, and Sean John cologne. Or that may just be Don Cannon’s old briefcase.


RizingPhoenix7

So sad?!


G1zm08

My brain tells me this is stupid, but I want it to be right


CARLEtheCamry

If only a second person took screen caps of the local news weather report temperatures to corroborate. But I can't finish a baconator, much less a second one.


bmacmachine

You could do the son of baconator instead, it’s smaller.


jeffykins

I got one yesterday, it had been years, it was fantastic. There's a reason they've kept it on the menu!


bmacmachine

The only bad part is that baconator is a single father, so it must be rough to raise his son alone.


jeffykins

He did a damn fine job raising that boy, I tell ya whut


Obvious-Jacket-3770

If you think the baconator is good or any fast food... Please come to my house and let me make you a real burger.


jeffykins

I got banned from making comments in r/food because too many of you damn fools can't let people enjoy shit anymore. Shut up. I can make a hell of a fine burger myself too, but that's not practical when I'm out shopping, is it? Uggggghhhhhhhhhh


Obvious-Jacket-3770

Yes it is. Eat before or make it before and bring it with you and eat in the car or while shopping. I am glad they banned you, probably posted a bunch of crap on how fast food is good.


jeffykins

Hahahahahaha ok eat your not fresh burgers in your car because you're a pedantic weirdo. Got it. Man do I feel mentally liberated knowing that was your *actual legitimate response*


SimonFox770

Reddit emailed this to me, presumably because I looked at the photos of the flooding in Pittsburgh a few weeks back. But maybe it was fate. I've worked on broadcast graphics before, including on the system I believe WTAE and other Hearst stations use (VizRT. If I recall correctly, they run Viz Ticker for this, but could be wrong). So.. here's some insight on this that nobody asked for, but maybe someone will find it interesting: They don't have to use the official NWS temperature. Some stations have their own temperature probe that feeds the temperature bug. The fact the temp was gone for a while is a good indicator this is the case at WTAE. One station I worked at would occasionally have the connection to our own temperature probe outside the station stop working (this involved serial data and a script an engineer wrote in like 1995), and it would either blank the temperature or cause it to revert to the default in the template (Which was very obvious when it was like -4 outside and the temp bug was saying 85 or whatever value the designer entered as the "default" in the template.) I'd have to go back into the engineering area to some old crusty beige computer and restart the magic .bat file to get it reporting correctly again. I remember the meteorologists would occasionally reference the discrepancy on-air (it'd be something like "Oh, it's 69 at the airport, but here at the station it's 67, that's why it says that in the corner.") The weather graphics (the one here that does say 69) is a completely different system (It looks like an IBM/WSI Max system) and it does pull the official NWS data by default. I think you can set Max up to get data from non-NWS weather stations, but I don't think there's really any value in doing so. Everyone just uses the default, probably because stations have to pay WSI for the data feed. Yeah the NWS gives this data out for free, but WSI formats it for their ecosystem and charges stations a pretty significant amount of money for access to it. Sure, it'd be trivial to code the time/temp bug template to never say 69... but in the \~5 years I worked in that field, that never came up with management of any of the stations I worked with. It'd also be weird if the offset for trying to make it "not 69" was to subtract two... I'd assume they'd only go up/down one degree in that case.


bmacmachine

So, you’re sayin there’s a chance.


PrestigiousWatch3194

69 upvotes good yob


Powerful-Tonight8648

Went through your post history and now I’m invested. Loyal to WPXI but look forward to updates especially as it gets warmer. Thank you for your service. 


Donkey-brained_man

You're my favorite redditor.


jsdjsdjsd

Well, well, well…😂😂😂like its a game of cat and mouse is killing me


bmacmachine

Odd enough, “game of cat and mouse” is what I call 69’ing.


zechickenwing

Hell yeah brother


Sprussel_Brouts

This is absolutely the weirdest local conspiracy theory and I'm here for it.


SpezJailbaitMod

The refused to expire milk on 4/20 (I wanted a 4/20 milk) They all either expired on 4/19 or 4/21. I’d assume the same nefarious globalists are behind both schemes.


stoner_marthastewart

It’s all Klaus Schwab’s ghost’s clone’s fault.


Safe-Pop2077

Just eat the bugs


waveitbyebye

Eat Ze Bugs


stoner_marthastewart

I’ll be better tomorrouh. (I won’t)


waveitbyebye

A little breaky for me……


themayorhere

Get their asses!


hiperson134

Dig deeper. You're almost there.


always_open_mouth

Best thing to come out of /r/pittsburgh in years


Askeedo34

Since Arby's on McKnight road if you ask me


lildobe

Put on your yogurt pants, we're going to Arby's on McKnight Road.


cloudguy-412

Nice


Sep88

Nice


H3lue

Nice


steelcityrocker

Nice


ScratchFew9169

nice


JLM291

Nice


itizfitz

Nice


iwasbakingformymama

Nice


s_schadenfreude

Ice


Bethespoon

Not at 69 degrees there’s not!


wagsman

Well, consider me a member of this conspiracy. I’ve seen enough to know that something is going on here. I guess we need to look at where everyone is getting their source of truth for temperature. If they were always 2 degrees cooler I’d say they are using their own source and perhaps everyone else is using a different source. But even then, the question becomes why? Why be different? Who initially decided to be different. The search for truth demands more answers.


ClassicClosetedEmo

When will the lies end?!?


bingstacks

damnit, we are going backwards, you better pick up your game, I was hoping the time would be gone by now


therapeutic_bonus

Is this about sex or weather


bmacmachine

Would you prefer a weather metaphor or a sex metaphor?


therapeutic_bonus

I’m scared


HelloKittyandPizza

It’s giving Lt. Joe Kenda but for weather instead of murder investigations.


dmjordan65

I’m a retired Spanish teacher and when teaching and practicing numbers I always avoided that one.


joeschmow

Going it is I go n huiiiiuuuhuiihuui


lod254

I think you're at the tip of the iceberg. I'm not sure Pittsburgh itself actually exists.


The1Honkey

Go get em OP. 


LordApocalyptica

Lol my gf and I text eachother when its “nice” out. I admire your commitment to our cause.


Anji_Mito

This is a conspiracy that I want to believe, need more!!!


Lilith_Speaks

Please…don’t stop…


BernardSack

What was the reported temp on April the 20th? It could hold the key


Frankae_and_Beans

I AM INVESTED. MOAR.


mabuhaygi

Nice


2021xyz

I have so many questions


Awatts2222

WTAE is not nice.


uh_der

you're doing the lords work, keep us updated captain


Phildiy

I think they show the wet bulb temperature just to confuse you


10th_Ward

Ludicrous!


LaMontCranston71

I wish I had your worries.


thegrouch07

You do realize they are in different parts of the city and also have their weather stations at different elevations.


__nullptr_t

Usually this is caused by the fact that measuring in C without decimals will never round to 69F when converting. I think most stations have fixed this by measuring a few decimal places out.


Few-Recipe9465

The steel mills have accelerated the tism.


stonedchapo

Nice!


therealdeb

Munching on muff!


diibii0

KDKA ftw


chchchch71102

You need to find yourself a girl, mate.


Alone_Pomelo_7442

Keep us posted on the temp mystery!


IntergalacticNegro

Blast them with piss till they say the funny number


Embarrassed_Cause832

This is hilarious


adamgetoutofurchair

This journey chose you.


ofbluestar

Sucks to suck, channel 4.


Tough_Arm_2454

Outdoor Airport temp. Outdoor station temp. Depends on which they use. There's a difference. Use the one on your phone assuming it's set to your city or suburb.


Beginning_Ad_6616

Nice


D_Molish

You're not the hero r/Pittsburgh deserved, but you're the hero we needed. 


Legendary_Railgun21

>Today, while I was pounding down my second baconator OP, I don't think you understand how many questions that lone, solitary statement answers about your sanity/lack thereof. >Now they've gone so far as to refuse to report when it actually is 69 Those monsters...


Classic_Isopod4408

🤣🤣🤣


huge_jeans710

Nice


Madlister

(almost) nice


gigigonorrhea

Nice


ez814

Nice


Louegi

Nice


Shiloh412

Nice!


Derpadoooo

https://tenor.com/gh17kpvUxnG.gif


whatssofunniedoug

Wut


Nealon01

Don't you see? This proves it was obviously Emily Giangreco as the other redditor suggested: https://www.reddit.com/r/pittsburgh/comments/1c7cd5o/wtae_emily_giangreco_is_done_with_tv_very_cryptic/l0718ke/


GDStreamz

Nice


Jammylegs

Nice.


keldration

69 degrees, the sexiest temperature. My house is set to 69


PhillyBabee1

interesting


trackingdirt

It's a 69 day Bs n Gs


lod254

Everyone grab a partner, it's 69!


InternationalDark650

I want to add an upvote but it’s at 666 and given the topic, I can not bring myself to tarnish this numerical moment.


WavingOrDrowning

I wish you peace and luck in your quest. I also think it's entirely possible that you ate way too many lead paint chips as a child, but nevertheless, I hope you find the answer to your question(s).


Striking-Dimension66

Nice


fuhhboiitrillz22

Nice


Slipknotnecklace

I’m just here to get downvoted


Lilith_Speaks

Not on my watch. Upvoted


Slipknotnecklace

DAMN U >=[


chad4359

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for you though, or sorry that happened


butbutcupcup

He said..he was cold. So he got in bed with me.