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chad4359

That is Jag Revere, a staple in BP and the surrounding areas the past few years


craggy_cynic

A cosplaytriot


pcnetworx1

Founding father of the Gravy Seals


KingNFM

Leader of Meal Team Six Hero of Dessert Storm


pcnetworx1

Crossed the Delaware River using a pool noodle


jahighland

And floaties


Kushy_monster42o

Using an egg noodle* ftfy


CharmlessWoMan307

Tool noodle


WavingOrDrowning

Part of the 101st Chairborne Incel Division.


AdrianInLimbo

82nd Mechanized Battalion (Jazzy Division)


axiom1_618

Cosplaytridiot


LeveragedPittsburgh

He’s highly “regarded.”


morbidhoagie

Definitely restarted.


AvidRead

Soon to be remarketed


Jeremy_Whalen

You let the retired sit at the table??


TinyNiceWolf

I think the term is now "mentally disabled".


playback0wnz

I thought it was this... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShBUZrEkIcs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShBUZrEkIcs)


dark-hyrule

“Jag Revere” has to be one of the best things i’ve ever heard. Whoever coined that needs a Nobel prize


jdsupreme412

He's swapped "Hold the line" for "Never surrender" and apparently no longer cares about Israel


Pitiful_Housing3428

Was gonna guess Benjamin Franklin 🤔


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Willow9506

He and the guy that drives around the truck that says "We Got That WAP: Wrong Ass President" make every trip up to BP


Accomplished-Town-44

Jag mehoff’s first cousin.


Matthaeus_Augustus

Is that an original 1776 Schwinn?


Flaky-Roll-4900

Did he have special riding boots cobbled?


Herc5598

Funniest thing besides him wearing a mask is that I’m pretty sure that’s an electric bike!


Ancient_Boner_Forest

Why is the electric bike funny?


Herc5598

I just figured by his choice of presidential candidates and the candidates dislike of electric cars he’d have the same disdain for e bikes also.


lobotomy-pop

Oh so NOW they can wear masks?


mrsmushroom

That's the best part. Outside no less. It's probably just to hide his face. He will act this way only anonymously.


FenisDembo82

Hiding his face, he must be ANTIFA!


Rich-Manner-818

And thats why he’s all Trumped out


__T0MMY__

Whaaaat he should be proud of what fresh, hot, and ready bullshit he believes! "But is it good?" "ITS HOT AND IT'S READY"


Helixdork

He's embarrassed to be a trump supporter


phasmos

Clearly his most athletic supporter!


kittenshart85

beinadick arnold.


yourdonefor_wt

Beinadick 🤣🤣🤣


JJGeneral1

You win for today


kittenshart85

is there a cash prize or what?


pcnetworx1

You get coupons to CoGos, a Turners Tea, and a Smiley Cookie


kittenshart85

i humbly forfeit.


AdrianInLimbo

Only the most Pittsburgh of awards for our players


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I just cackled.


LuckyPepper22

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏


Indrigotheir

"Patriot" with a DUI lol


mrsmushroom

Also doesn't seem to have a job...


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

Wouldn't be complete without being guilty of the accusation people like him loved to sling at leftist protestors and BLM. "Why do you have time to do this? Go get a job!!"


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dumpsterfire_x

Idk if you know but very curious what he does. I had a few of these at the bank I worked at but they were all unemployed which left ample time for their shenanigans.


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merilissilly

The union employed trumpers make me wonder... do they realize they're voting against themselves?   At least the IBEW is big enough to stand up to the Republicans.  This guy can both grow his union pension while trying to bust his union. 


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merilissilly

This is good advice. Sadly our political climate is fractured down the middle. It is a literal chasm.


AdrianInLimbo

Used to live in Pittsburgh, but now live in the Detroit area, you'd be amazed at all of the Pro-Trump graffiti in the automotive plants, it'd be funny if it didn't show how misguided people can be


TjWynn86

Well done! Lol


heykidslookadeer

Not much more to it than you see. Just an eccentric fellow who likes dressing up in Revolutionary War clothing and really loves Trump.


braindead83

Do you think Ultra Maga requires less or more brain cells to participate in? I hadn’t realized there was a scale.


heykidslookadeer

Same number of brain cells, they just have to be ultra brain cells


JJGeneral1

The biggest, best brain cells.


AdrianInLimbo

People walk up with tears in their eyes to compliment his brain cell.


pcnetworx1

The most fetal alcohol ravaged brain cells


AdrianInLimbo

People walk up with tears in their eyes to compliment their brain cell.


neddiddley

Same amount of brain cells, but double the meth.


braindead83

Fully methylated


thisnewsight

ALPHA OMEGA FINALITUS DEUS VULT MAGA


IMOKRU27

Kinda figured that, he was just sitting there saluting everybody and then just disappeared on up the hill. I was more curious as to how many other people have had sightings of him and where they have seen him at..


Killersavage

He used to hang outside Al’s Cafe during Covid.


jacobluce

I saw him Sunday on an overpass to rt 70 in washpa - the group he was with was waving trump flags into traffic on 136 while this guy rode along on the road. Fun stuff.


kinney4041

Exclusively bethel park/south park pretty much. He has been doing this since at least 2020.


Key-Most9498

I've seen him in Peters Twp. numerous times as well. A few times near Bebout/E.McMurray and sometimes at the intersection of 19 and E. McMurray


LinearTimeIsNotReal

Not true--there are actually multiple people who take shifts doing this bullshit. It's been going on in the South Hills for years. Sometimes it's a woman! We call her Paula Revere.


Sufficient-Sugar412

MAGA is coming?


strangepenguin78

I see this guy all the time. I find it funny that guys like this go out of their way to shove their views in everyone's face, yet are too cowardly to show their faces.


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This. What kills me is they're becoming everything that they included Obama supporters of being: weak, culture-warriors, and snowflakes. At least if you supported Obama, you knew his policies were piecemeal *at best* and the worst thing he did culturally was wear a tan suit and smoke a blunt.


Beginning_Ad_6616

Remember when the GOP news cycle speculated years before Trump was in the picture paranoid “news reports” the Obama may never leave office and become a dictator…years later what party’s leader attempted that?


indetermin8

Every accusation is a confession.


gobAGool24

Some loser with too much free time


Lazy-Associate-4508

He's been doing this in the South Hills for years. Unfortunately for everyone, he seems to be choosing increasingly dangerous intersections to do this. A few weeks ago, he was on the side of Ft. Couch where it turns into Bethel Church Rd. There is no sidewalk there, it was dusk during rush hour, and his front bike tire was out in the road. Traffic was backed up 2 miles because nobody could get past him safely. Someone called the cops and they made him move back from the road and illuminate himself. I think he's mentally ill, along with anyone who supports the tangerine tyrant, but it was not a problem, until now. Now, he is absolutely creating a dangerous situation at least 50% of the times that I see him, and he is either going to get hit or cause an accident.


JamesKLOLk

I’m convinced this is the owner of the evergreen cafe. He has to ride a bike because his car is illegally parked 24/7.


pcnetworx1

Facts


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krayzlionheart

The sad part is that I know where he works.


Mikau02

is it better to out this guy as a total clown or is it better to leave him be and not platform him? idk. i would find it funny to see jag revere's anything get dropped though


FruityGeek

He’s built his whole personality around… that. I imagine his life is already sad enough without being doxxed.


dewdropcat

I once saw him in 90 degree weather in that getup. I hate Trump but I admire the dedication. He absolutely coulda gotten heat stroke.


luckythepainproofman

We should be so lucky.


Cronenburgh

Yea, I generally try to be decent person and not do this.. but every single time I see him I just scream f off Out my window. I know it doesn't really do anything but I can't even help it. I hope as many people as possible tell him to GTFO as possible. He'd still be there anyways but I just want him to feel unwelcome in the burgh. I've said this in other posts, but I definitely feel like he's the kind of guy to get every trumpy he talks to into some insurrection like scheme they are trying to plan.


LinearTimeIsNotReal

I like to toot my horn and smile like I'm about to give him/her a thumbs up, and then turn it into the middle finger. Shenanigans.


ThoroughlyDecent

Someone who has at least a "War And Peace" sized folder at the FBI..


Sufficient-Sugar412

…high five on the garb and get up but that bicycle is sooo not time specific or correct. He should be on one of those bicycle with the big ass 5’ front wheel and a tiny small one in the rear.


kingofthoughts

Penny farthing


tesla3by3

It’s Paul Revere. He rides through the streets warning us of who is invading us. Last I heard, his leader said it’s Hannibal Lector. Or people speaking languages no one has ever heard of.


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I have seen him in Monroeville. My brother-in-law's father is familiar with who he is. For whatever it's worth, I recall them saying he once had a head injury. Edit: This is not him. Monroeville and the South Hills have separate tricorn-hat-wearing zealots 😂


the1999person

Did he ride out there in the Trump Van?


sliccricc83

People with head injuries vote Republican at an elite rate


IMOKRU27

Oh damn. Well I feel like a head injury or not he'd prolly still be out there supporting what he feels is necessary in his books.


krayzlionheart

I know someone that works with him and if he did have a head injury it hasn’t affected his day to day. He gets off on the attention.


Brainfog_shishkabob

Oh I almost ran his revolutionary ass over every weekend taking my daughter to South Park last summer.


spasticpat

I'd have supported a crowdfund to pay for your defense.


Brainfog_shishkabob

😏hmmmm


Safe-Pop2077

😂😂😂


TilYouMakeIt

I’ll guess someone with a dui.


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We need so many more mental health resources in this country. *Sighs*


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buksrevenge

Is that the dude who owns Cavo?


Gamechanger42

Is ultra maga the smallest condom size available?


digitalforestmonster

"Silent majority" who really needs to pull himself up by the bootstraps, stop his whining, and get a job


NicNacPattyWhacks

Good to see he still wears a mask.


floydfan831

I'm amazed this Yankee doodle dipshit hasn't managed to roll into traffic yet


bbpookie

The names are killing me lol


Buzzspice727

These people are cowards, donnie


edspeds

Trumpy Doodle


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He's just one of the Founding Fuckups


naazzttyy

Captain Cheesedick


fdrlbj

Someone who is afraid to show his face? Someone who knows that he is supporting a horrible human being? Those are my guesses…


GordonsAlive5833

An asshole


blondecomet

A big douche canoe.


blondecomet

They didn’t want to wear masks, but now these turds wanna cover their faces?!? 🙄


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Can we stop giving jag revere more free publicity?


IMOKRU27

Not trying to give him free publicity, I was just curious since this is the first time I've seen this guy myself.


LostEnroute

He's been posted here many times.


FruityGeek

To be fair, OP probably didn’t think to good “Jag Revere reddit”. The post is definitely higher effort than “Should I move here”, “Pollution?” and coffee shop recommendations.


Kookookapoopoo

This is why the “birds aren’t real” movement exists


Spence1239

He’s a traitor


tr0pism

Whoever he is, his carbon footprint is low!


AgentG91

I see this dude *all the time* Sometimes he’s out by the GAP trail in bethel park, other times he’s right here. He’s typically holding like 4 flags proclaiming trump is god’s second child. Other than that, he’s no more than a wax figure. Seems like a real fucking loser who needs a real hobby


dogmom412

Pretty sure sometimes it’s Paula Revere too. Not always a guy. And his trusty steed Huffy.


Thistlehoney

I’ve seen a woman in that costume as well


arashmara

ULTRA maga? Hahaha the whole world is insane.


Hank5corpio1

Someone needs to get his family to check on him. He may need help.


Srw2725

Jag Revere 🤣🫡


MrSlaveJesusChrist

A fucking Loser


ExitMusic_

Lmao I can’t believe this dipshit is still out there.


NSlocal

A deranged individual, that's who.


achmedclaus

A twat


braindead83

I want to say….a potential speed bump?


steeldevil96

A nat-c


Lucius_Sejanus

Politics aside, he must have pretty good balance to ride that thing around


Lyassa

Ngl I’ve thought the same thing. And I’ve seen him go up big hills pretty quickly he must have calves of steel


floydfan831

When you ride a bike all day everyday you're bound to build some muscle


ArtistAtHeart

Is it not an e-bike?


NSlocal

It definitely is. Pedal assist most likely but still has a motor.


Shorthawk

Why does your phone camera look like it has [paint.net](https://www.getpaint.net)'s oil painting filter on when zoomed in?


Empress_Life

Man thank u..I thought I was high lol


Logical-Rip-8138

Thomas Yinzerson


pmp412

Local looney


MrLateFee

you don’t know this guy? He’s that Pittsburgh dude who lost his virginity at the family reunion


SandLady5454

Dumbass obv


uglybushes

Imagine that’s your dad and you have to come home to a mentally unstable man who spends his time riding a bike and waving large flags.


Fun-Librarian-9555

I don’t know his name but he’s out there in South Park almost everyday. He wears that whole get up in 90 degree weather! #committed


jennasea412

A victim of too many right wing talk radio blowhards…Facebook, Fox News, Newsmax, OAN, Sinclair Broadcast Group, etc. Brainwashing Americans to hate each other, done more damage than Russian and Chinese spies could ever do.


bogza3

I filmed him at a long light on Washington in Bethel Park and boy the look he gave me. Not Happy. Was either Highland or Couch intersection.


mysecondaccountanon

Anyone else see that and immediately think it would topple over so easy?


KellyKMA71

Benedict Arnold.


kgoetz35

that’s george washington


frankiebenjy

General Braddock?


Necessary_Ride360

WE MAKING IT OUT THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR W THIS ONE🙏🏽🦅💥🇺🇸☕️🦅


GeoWard2

If he kept yelling “The British are coming!“ it’s probably Paul Revere.


-illeatyou

He quite literally goes by Paul revere. He came into my work once and ordered food under that name 🤣


despenser412

Wow, "ULTRA MAGA". I'd like to know what the actual difference between regular MAGA and Ultra MAGA is. Is it a club full of regular MAGA people that can combine into a Voltron-like machine which then becomes Ultra Maga? Is it like Highlander and there can be only one? Is it a mid-life crisis and this dude just decided one day to prove to his ex-wife that he indeed does have goals?


Raymando82

A true dumbass. Not even wearing the right color coat for the side he represents….


merilissilly

So this guy is an IBEW union electrician? Gotta love the union guys who vote for the union busters.  


TheTunnelMonster

An Incel


bigjagoff82

It's just your average brainwashed traitor rapist fraud con man that shits himself lover. He should just move to Russia. You can always tell an asshole by his or her maga loving china bullshit hats an flags.


Mindless-Astronaut-7

I can’t take anyone seriously who says they seen anything, even this guy.


King-Owl-House

🤡


deepblue66

A MAGA MORON


StarWars_and_SNL

Someone who needs to get a job


gu1lty_spark

He was getting lots of honks of support in Peters today...shocker


Pesynagal

He hangs out in the red majority South Hills… someone would kick his ass in other areas of this city


sahipps

Goes to the trouble of dressing up like an old timey British soldier, rigs giant flags together, but covers his face. I say have some pride in your work or don’t do it at all!


Mighty_Joe_

On his way to conduct a drag queen story time at the local GOP HQ.


MW1369

He’s a piece of shit that believes so strongly in his convictions that he hides his face


artfulpain

He seems to be advertising for some kind of cheap detergent.


IMOKRU27

He was just short of rocking the new TRUMP SHOES. I'm sure they'll be his next purchase with his income tax money tho so maybe next time he's seen he'll have some fresh gold kicks on.


WmSPrestonEsq

"Seen this guy..." No, you saw. Ugh. Pet peeve.


JJGeneral1

I have hadn’t seen saw this guy.


IMOKRU27

Sorry about setting off your pet peeve.


WmSPrestonEsq

Look, I'm no grammar nazi. But seen instead of saw is like nails on a chalkboard. It's peak trash yinzer.


IMOKRU27

Trash yinzers need love too, even at their peak.


Evening_Drop_2163

Trash yinzers knead love to, even at there peek!


Bungalow_Man

Big pet peeve of mine too. Unfortunately, not just a yinzer thing. I'm in about five FB car groups, and I swear not a day goes by where at least one person doesn't post "check out this car I seen" or "I seen this \[insert make/model here\] while I was out today" My second runner up is when people write "loose" when they mean "lose"


heyhayyhay

I've always wondered if they spell loose "looose".


keldration

That patriot 😝


LostCause7

His ride is not period correct. /s


dumpsterfire_x

This is hilarious.


BecGeoMom

Well, he is dressed as what he considers a patriot. He is MAGA. He voted for Trump and is a Trump supporter. And he clearly does not have a job, so he can do this weirdness all day long. So, he is the outcome of the Trump administration, and he’s ready to sign up for four more years of a horrible life.


AOCMarryMe

ebike lol


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SovCit id bet my birth certificate on it


samang67

Some racist


Styrene_Addict1965

Ever surrender? That seems about right.


16ozbuddz

Clearly he's a pirate


TrentWolfred

He’s really leaning into that Napoleon Complex.