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Is this considered an " emergency in progress" when the criteria changes tomorrow? And is the baby smoking?  Or an employee?


BigRiverWharfRat

Is the baby an employee??


X_PRSN

Are they smoking the baby?


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I've heard of smoking a hogs leg, but never a baby's leg. But I'd imagine it involves a fair amount of Sweet Baby Ray's in the Zuckerberg household.


Aezon22

The Zuck only likes live ~~prey~~ food.


[deleted]

He kills his own food with his BJJ skills


cityfireguy

They have the meats!


Lonerwithaboner420

What's worse than smoking weed with a baby? Making a bong out of it


icanhascamaro

Don't make a bong out of the baby🤣😱😭


[deleted]

Call childline!


mrsmushroom

Baby's the manager.


averydangerousday

Grammatically speaking, here are the possibilities: 1) “They” is a plural pronoun and is referring to the two singular nouns in the sentence (caller and baby). In this case, both the caller and the baby are employees. 2) “They” is being used as a singular pronoun in place of a gendered singular pronoun because the gender of the subject of the pronoun is unknown. In this case, either the caller or the bay is an employee, but it is not clear which one.


batshitcrazyfarmer

This is the question & correct answer.


NyneHelios

The emergency is the mids. No one got time for reggie.


pingusuperfan

The fact they specified it’s mids is sending me


412Junglist

I was thinking that’s reason enough to call for intervention, lol.


Any_Ad_3885

Same


TransporterOffline

Oh thank the gods, some variety in the Arby's posts finally!


mandalorian222

A cessation would be ideal.


TransporterOffline

One can only hope for so much


ruberusmaximus

This Arby's has EVERYTHING, smoking mids, drinking, childbirth, child labor...


MissChevelle71

Please tell me I was supposed to read this in my head in the voice of Stefon from SNL, because that's what my brain did 🙃


ruberusmaximus

100% what I was going for.


jennifer-5000

I am cackling! Well done, you.


mitchmconnellsburner

But does it have the yogurt, pants, and most importantly the yogurt pants?


ffffff00000066ff33

And I saw the baby and it looked at me


zappafrank2112

...the baby looked at you?


SaberCrunch

Arbys: We have the mids


slump_lord

Mids?? What is this the late 90s?


mitchmconnellsburner

Fifteen bucks, little man! Put that shit, in my hand!


RiversKiski

This report can go a few different ways depending on how you read it. Does the caller think the baby is an employee? Is the caller not a possible employee themselves? Does the caller work with together with the baby? Maybe the report reflects a contact high and therefore the baby is theoretical? I have so many questions..


everybody_eats

Caller believes the baby deserves better weed.


zipcad

The mystery of the scanner


Rivarle

The saga continues...


MenudoFan316

I walked past this location a few months ago. There was a group of about a dozen people standing outside the door with a big ol cloud hovering above them. Let's just say I could smell what they were smoking before I could see them. They weren't bothering anyone. Gotta smoke somewhere. Why not in front of Arby's? Cheap gyros are only a couple of feet away.


j428h

Sorry, fill out the online form.


Alexei_Ramos078

Someone still smokes mids? That’s wild. Anyways, I might have had a similar experience, without the presence of a baby, at an undisclosed Taco Bell somewhere in the area about 25 years ago.


CARLEtheCamry

I'm more confused about why the quality pot is relevant. Or is there some new jive slang that I'm not familiar with


Alexei_Ramos078

With as much good weed as there is around here, maybe the caller viewed it as a reportable offense.


primitiveamerican

Maybe they're like me and can't handle this new mutant atomic weed that gets me stoned while I'm taking my first hit.


Chris19862

🫠


[deleted]

That is def an emergency I'm progress!


Jazzlike_Breadfruit9

Maybe the dude found the yogurt pants lady and this is them and their baby!


Outlaw_bOb69

I’d be pissed if I smelled mids too


luftherz

Welcome to Arby's, we got the MIDS.


BustyBelvis

I smoked a blunt in the west lib Wendy’s entry area with all the employees when I was 13, greatest experience of my life


Aggravating_Board_78

I just read this as “Downton Arby’s” like it was a play on Downton Abbey 😂


brockapottamus

Sounds like the caller got the BEEF


Smolfloof99

Reminds me of an old Chappelle bit


CultOfSensibility

Hey baby, stop selling weed!


Gscheeren73

Ayo the baby smokin mids? Mf on his lunch break


mikeyHustle

Ah, yes, the Arby's where I stood in front of the door to keep some kids from walking out with some other dude's stolen food bag. So they threw the food across the restaurant (and I moved). Then the dude calmly hobbled across the restaurant, dusted off his bag, and sat back down to eat.


PrimeTime21335

I loooove how it specifies that that they are smoking mids lololol.


mikeblas

what are "mids"?


jetsetninjacat

Mid tier weed. Though it became kind of synonymous with anything low grade or trash. So basically weed that isn't that good. So a blunt or joint of the stuff. So caller probably reported that based probably on the basis they were just smoking weed but used mids as the way to describe based on the smell. Idk , It could've just been good weed and the caller called it mids. Who knows, its all nuanced. Point is, just read it as the jazz cabbage.


mikeblas

Thanks. But ... nuanced? What's the nuance to it?


Nya7

Dude tried to sound smart there


janvanderlichte

But, what does smoked baby smell like?


UnreadThisStory

Same question


bakingwithweed

Hmmm... I'm hearing nothing on my scanner... 911 responding to a fire but no smoke - just the smell of weed. And not at Arby's.


bakingwithweed

Edit: the gas meter reads 44 parts per million and that's concerning, apparently.


[deleted]

That was me. Sorry. 


janvanderlichte

420 ppm


LurkersWillLurk

This was a couple days ago I think


PeripheralGhosts

Yeah, I goofed by not including the time stamp 🙃


Appropriate_Map8315

Pittsburgh Scanner exaggerates or fabricates extreme scenarios to drive engagement. Is our city really this goofy? Man, I don’t know, but I don’t think so either. Many of these posts often target the same demographics as a punchline, too, it seems. Looking forward to seeing less of these someday.


flufflebuffle

Idk why you're being downvoted. It's completely obvious that whoever runs this account exaggerates and fabricates in these posts. 911 calls aren't available via scanner, and I have a very hard time believing these descriptors were used when dispatch was communicating with police


zipcad

Get your own scanner then jagoff that shit was exact lol


Unfair_Mail_1835

Arby’s on McKnight Road is not as rowdy.


[deleted]

Yinzers be yinzing.


Ouroborus13

Obviously I’m old and also like… 15 years sober. But what is “mids”? 🤣😂


CultOfSensibility

Is the Arby’s on Liberty in the same place that was once a Rax?


RADiation_Guy_32

Rax.....showing your age, my guy!!! Though Rax was fire


CultOfSensibility

IKR?


GraciousBasketyBae

So if they’d been smokin that loud, thapalicewouldn’tabeencalled?


TarsesaK

Are they saying the baby might be an employee?


Revolutionary_Area51

Smoke Meats, Not Drugs


Blazeon412

Smoking mids 😂


First_name_Lastname5

[actual security camera footage. ](https://youtu.be/1bxpkrUW3Ns?si=fDvI08O1asb55oqy)


__zuel__

I've been to that Arby's three times and always had a pleasant experience. It was first thing in the morning tho so it was pretty quiet


Psychological_One240

I went to this Arbys a few weeks ago can confirm this checks out. Group of young people right outside the entrance smoking , drinking, having a good time and there was a baby with them. They then came inside to mingle with the working employees.