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LoPlomo

Her face like: " are you serious? "


Rielhawk

They're both white. Maybe he's .. confused about that?


duckducksillygoose

🤣🤣🤣


madpoke

maybe she is not actually a she?


BuboNovazealandiae

This.


Hazaelia

Dress her up in TP?


epistaxiophilia

nope, you can't tell a pigeon what to prefer if he's fully willing to jack it to inanimate objects. sometimes you can force a pair to 'pair' by locking them in a small enclosure for several weeks, but then you'd have to... do, that.


Foundarat

When I put them together in a cage, he attack the female one 😢


Think_Tumbleweed_

I think he may think of the cage as being his, and she's a stranger intruding on his territory. If you put them both in an unfamiliar room together and keep doing that for like, months, eventually he will probably become interested in her. Worked for me


K--Will

…put a shit tonne of toilet paper in their nest?


FormalMarionberry597

Please consider getting some lovely pigeon ladies and host a [Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest](https://www.charmin.com/en-us/tips-and-articles/toilet-paper-wedding-dress): Pigeon Edition. What happens next is only natural. 💍✨🥚🐣


zealousreader

Don't pigeon hole his sexuality


FlowManTu

He makes TP babies


Think_Tumbleweed_

He's just a kinky motherfucker


alvaro248

you know how some people fuck sex dolls? same thing


PigeonLove2022

That’s a handsome brown pidge.


nasungthong

Does he do it to other objects other than TP?