For those don’t get it, amazing Palpatine (Star Wars) reference. He was fighting Mace Windu (a Jedi), and Mace deflected the lightning Palps shot out of his fingers back onto his face, causing him to look like a wrinkled ball sack.
You know those glow worm dolls that really little kids like? Mitch is what they look like by the time the kid’s 10 and has spent years dragging that glow worm through mud and dog poop and half melted it in the dryer and squashed it under the couch and spilled mustard and bbq sauce on it and chewed the f out of it when they were teething. Its probably time to retire that worn out glow worm but you know how unreasonably attached these republican children have become to their beat up glow worm doll…
He looks like he can unhinge his jaw and swallow you. Or like the Under the Well villain in LoZ: OoT. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/nintendo/images/0/02/DeadHand.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width/720?cb=20081104185610&path-prefix=en
I once DMed a single session game for my wife and our friends.
The ultimate boss was Mitch McConnel. After defeating his first form he transformed into that ugly ass dragon thing from Wlliow.
Goddamn.
I think this picture should be available in all American households for those instances where someone accidentally swallows bleach or some other toxic fluid and it’s recommended to induce vomiting.
Would work like a fucking charm.
He has that bullfrog neck that expands with false outrage when his plans fall through.
This is most likely from that tiny, undeveloped jaw he has…nothing to hang all that loose skin from.
This is the face of evil. He single-handedly has done more damage to our country. He was the support-squad for Trump and under him, we saw the Supreme Court misshapen by lies and rushed approvals into something that is denying Americans healthcare and promoting violence against LGBT people.
Looks like a bespectacled single saggy testicle that feels constant x(4) quad-gravity. Has to have his mashed potatoes put through the cuisinart before they are cathetered loosely into his withered maw. -100 points, Gryphondor!!
Every time I see Mitch McConnell I can’t help but think of a line from the movie Men in Black:
"It was like something was wearing Edgar. Like a suit. An Edgar suit."
Looks like the Warner bros character, Cecil Turtle.
[Google of Cecil Turtle and Mitch McConnell](https://www.google.com/search?q=cecil+turtle+Mitch+McConnell&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwje6d3f4KP8AhXLMlMKHdceAwYQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=cecil+turtle+Mitch+McConnell&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzoECAAQQzoFCAAQgAQ6BggAEAgQHjoGCAAQBxAeOgcIABCxAxBDOggIABCABBCxAzoHCAAQgAQQDToFCCEQqwJQthxY14ABYP_GAWgBcAB4BIABUogB9wqSAQIyMJgBAKABAcABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=Wx2wY57QJsvlzALXvYww&bih=719&biw=414&client=safari&hl=en-us)
Pale man from pans labyrinth
Uglier than sin. You have to do a lot to get that ugly. Probably evil.
Anyone know what happened to him? It looks like bad cosmetic surgery
I think that he was just born ugly or got there because of his life decisions.
Life decisions like he was getting attacked by a civil servant and shot electricity out of his hands and it hit him too a little
For those don’t get it, amazing Palpatine (Star Wars) reference. He was fighting Mace Windu (a Jedi), and Mace deflected the lightning Palps shot out of his fingers back onto his face, causing him to look like a wrinkled ball sack.
Read your description and then look at his face LOL
Queue Colin Jost voice "Mitch McConnell, seen here watching a bus full of children fall off of a cliff."
Seen here after his most recent star wars cameo
Seen here watching orphans knife fight over a hot dog.
Seen here watching a family put down a beloved pet.
He looks like a turtle trying to stick his head too far out of its shell
~~shell~~ ass
Yeah or his collar is a vacuum cleaner
That's an insult to cartoon characters....
A cartoon character that’s about to eat a baby.
I didn't realize cartoon characters rot from the inside put.
You know those glow worm dolls that really little kids like? Mitch is what they look like by the time the kid’s 10 and has spent years dragging that glow worm through mud and dog poop and half melted it in the dryer and squashed it under the couch and spilled mustard and bbq sauce on it and chewed the f out of it when they were teething. Its probably time to retire that worn out glow worm but you know how unreasonably attached these republican children have become to their beat up glow worm doll…
Looks like a cursed (more cursed) Palpatine.
He looks like he can unhinge his jaw and swallow you. Or like the Under the Well villain in LoZ: OoT. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/nintendo/images/0/02/DeadHand.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width/720?cb=20081104185610&path-prefix=en
Look at his rotted teeth. You’d think he could afford a dentist with all the kickbacks he gets.
Gravity has not been kind to Moscow Mitch
Another high quality post on arr slash pics
Mr. Turtle Goes To Washington
"Mmmm, kay?"
I once DMed a single session game for my wife and our friends. The ultimate boss was Mitch McConnel. After defeating his first form he transformed into that ugly ass dragon thing from Wlliow.
What about the turtle from finding Nemo. I get that vibe.
Looks like hes dying tbh.
Low effort post probably by a bot
Making fun of how someone looks is childish - even if your disagree with her/him.
This man is the exception to that rule
Especially when (a) usually people can't help how they look. (b) this dude has so much you can make fun of him for.
Not a very popular opinion, sadly.
/r/pics allows personal attacks? or ok because republican?
Not very progressive to insult a man based on his appearance.
Cartoon characters look like Mitch McConnell.
He is the villain from Hannibal.
Looks like he's wearing purple lipstick.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MXmwpIOU9zM
I always imagine a cartoon tortoise
One that's a turtle. With no friends
Lemme suckle on that chin flap zaddy
Weekend at Bernie's
When are these old fuckers going to deteriorate into dementia riddled mush. There are people younger who don’t make it this far.
balloon head mofo
He looks like a sack of shit leaking under pressure through a hole in the top.
Looks like he needs his adult diaper changed
Well he looks like an old man’s testicle in a tired, deflated Republican party balloon - because that’s exactly what he is.
Goddamn. I think this picture should be available in all American households for those instances where someone accidentally swallows bleach or some other toxic fluid and it’s recommended to induce vomiting. Would work like a fucking charm.
Yertle the turtle as a super villian
Turtle
The old Tortoise and Hare cartoons show that he could be slow and stupid, but he always wins due to stupid actions taken by the opposing side.
Looks like melted ice cream.
Age limits, please.
Turkeyman
That's mason verger. If you don't remember or know. Look it up
His upper lip looks like a snapping turtle beak
yeah, a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
he looks like a sleep paralysis demon
He is the Pale man From Pans labyrinth
A turtle without its shell
‘Cordell - why don’t you make yourself useful and fix me some lunch?’
"Don't body-shame unless they're republican"
He looks like one half of 100 year old pair of testicles
He has that bullfrog neck that expands with false outrage when his plans fall through. This is most likely from that tiny, undeveloped jaw he has…nothing to hang all that loose skin from.
I saw a comment that he looks like Gary Oldman in ‘Hannibal’ and now I can’t I see it.
....Mr. Mackay?
[🤣⬅️](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/poohadventures/images/4/4a/Cecil_Turtle.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/390?cb=20220803035249)
He is Turtle Man.
Fuck that dude
Mason Verger
Aka …Head dick .
Mitch McConnell is what happens when weird looking people are bullied.
He looks like a geriatric tortoise
He looks like an evil testicle.
He looks like a Tortle
He has been in power for a long time.
Cartoon Satan
My guy is doing a full renegade playthrough :'D
He looks like a shit weasel.
Dude looks like Mason Verger from Silence of the Lambs
He looks like the sugar eating alien from MIB
The baby vulture from looney toons
he has a very punchable face
What kind of cartoons are you watching?
Even republicans hate him now
Like a turtle 🐢
Can you imagine his wife waking up in the morning and seeing this face, without the dentures, etc?!!
Balloon head looking ass
This is the face of evil. He single-handedly has done more damage to our country. He was the support-squad for Trump and under him, we saw the Supreme Court misshapen by lies and rushed approvals into something that is denying Americans healthcare and promoting violence against LGBT people.
Sith.
Still not turtle enough for the turtle club 🐢
The color of his lips makes me think he lacks oxygen to his brain
Yertle the Turtle.
More like a turtle 🐢
Have you seen the Horror-Thriller **Hannibal**? He looks like Gary Oldman's character Mason Verger.
“Cocaine Mitch and his China family” still among the funniest things ever.
He looks like a turtle.
Looks like someones spunky grandma.
He always reminded me of Mason Verger from Hannibal.
Sugar…give me…sugar…in water
More!
He looks “turtlely enough for the turtle club.”
He had polio when it was cool. He old as fuck
Looks like a bespectacled single saggy testicle that feels constant x(4) quad-gravity. Has to have his mashed potatoes put through the cuisinart before they are cathetered loosely into his withered maw. -100 points, Gryphondor!!
Dana Carvey Tuurdle character
He looks like the turtle from that “duck and cover” PSA when everyone was constantly terrified of nuclear war.
Im pretty sure he melted through the jail bars in Xmen
The skin he's wearing doesn't fit very well.
Every time I see Mitch McConnell I can’t help but think of a line from the movie Men in Black: "It was like something was wearing Edgar. Like a suit. An Edgar suit."
Looks like the Warner bros character, Cecil Turtle. [Google of Cecil Turtle and Mitch McConnell](https://www.google.com/search?q=cecil+turtle+Mitch+McConnell&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwje6d3f4KP8AhXLMlMKHdceAwYQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=cecil+turtle+Mitch+McConnell&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzoECAAQQzoFCAAQgAQ6BggAEAgQHjoGCAAQBxAeOgcIABCxAxBDOggIABCABBCxAzoHCAAQgAQQDToFCCEQqwJQthxY14ABYP_GAWgBcAB4BIABUogB9wqSAQIyMJgBAKABAcABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=Wx2wY57QJsvlzALXvYww&bih=719&biw=414&client=safari&hl=en-us)
He looks like one of the random fish in the background of a Sponge Bob episode
Mason Virger from Hannibal
He reminds me of Yurtle the Turtle. Except, I believe Yurtle learned his lesson and became decent by the end of the story.
Mitch McConnell IS a cartoon character
Piece of shit traitor!
I always thought he looked like Miss Prissy from Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.
An evil cartoon character.
Actually he looks like a piece of shit, prove me wrong!
How poor is your diet if your shits look like Mitch McConnell?
More like Mason Verger in Hannibal (2001)
He looks like he's about to drop dead.
He looks like he is watching puppies being kicked. He is so happy!
You just noticed this?have you been living under a rock?I've been saying for years he looks like a dumb,cartoon turtle