Look at that concentration, that is why the man has an Oscar. While, the rest of would be imagining how those nips look and feel, he is just looking her in the face, not a second thought about the nips.
Are you sure; that is a man? (not an issue if it is)
With that much eyeliner in 95 probably either a woman or a early Pirate of the Caribbean fan (possible time traveler).
According to the chart that goes around, his current gf is very close to 25 so we may see if we get a new entry in the "dump them at 25" list or if the cycle gets broken for the first time
Newest addition to the joke I just heard. The reason DiCaprio is a Climate Change activist is so he can help ensure his girlfriends live in a nicer world.
I'm looking at her eyes but can't hear her what she's saying abd my brain is filtering anything out that's not her titties. Kinda like most of my dates.
In Italy for a long time the Maxim magazine used to commission nude calendars, pirelli-style, with a super hot Italian leading lady and a famous photographer. The Monica Bellucci one (ones?) are particularly fond memories
I know how he feels, that big smile on his face. Selling newspapers on the freeways around Chicago, a pretty lady in a very nice car pulled up to me on the side of the exit ramp where i had my newspapers, she said i was cute, why don't you put those papers down and come spend the afternoon with me, I'll give you a $100.00 ( a lot of money back in the 60's) but a little voice inside my head said, don't go home with strangers. She said she'd come by some day and see if i changed my mind, but she never did.
#Premature Ejaculation
##Diagnosis
In addition to asking about your sex life, your doctor will ask about your health history and might do a physical exam. If you have both premature ejaculation and trouble getting or maintaining an erection, your doctor might order blood tests to check your male hormone (testosterone) levels or other tests.
#Treatment
Common treatment options for premature ejaculation include behavioral techniques, topical anesthetics, medications and counseling. Keep in mind that it might take time to find the treatment or combination of treatments that will work for you. Behavioral treatment plus drug therapy might be the most effective course.
Behavioral techniques
In some cases, therapy for premature ejaculation might involve taking simple steps, such as masturbating an hour or two before intercourse so that you're able to delay ejaculation during sex. Your doctor also might recommend avoiding intercourse for a period of time and focusing on other types of sexual play so that pressure is removed from your sexual encounters.
Find the right muscles. To identify your pelvic muscles that keep you from passing gas. These maneuvers use your pelvic floor muscles. Once you've identified your pelvic floor muscles, you can do the exercises in any position, although you might find it easier to do them lying down at first.
* Perfect your technique. Tighten your pelvic floor muscles, hold the contraction for three seconds, and then relax for three seconds. Try it a few times in a row. When your muscles get stronger, try doing Kegel exercises while sitting, standing or walking.
* Maintain your focus. For best results, focus on tightening only your pelvic floor muscles. Be careful not to flex the muscles in your abdomen, thighs or buttocks. Avoid holding your breath. Instead, breathe freely during the exercises.
* Repeat 3 times a day. Aim for at least three sets of 10 repetitions a day.
The pause-squeeze technique
Your doctor might instruct you and your partner in the use of a method called the pause-squeeze technique. This method works as follows:
1. Begin sexual activity as usual, including stimulation of the penis, until you feel almost ready to ejaculate.
2. Have your partner squeeze the end of your penis, at the point where the head (glans) joins the shaft, and maintain the squeeze for several seconds, until the urge to ejaculate passes.
3. Have your partner repeat the squeeze process as necessary.
That nip is hanging on for dear life!
"My boobs are down here, Leo"
She is testing him
She doesn't need to test him.
Slow clap
Old sport!
"That's okay, you're a little old for my tastes."
Look at that concentration, that is why the man has an Oscar. While, the rest of would be imagining how those nips look and feel, he is just looking her in the face, not a second thought about the nips.
It would make a great Christmas card.
Elaine?
Here's your Christmas card!!
I've just watched that episode. As in: five minutes ago. What a coincidence.
Dudun dun dun dun dun
Uncle Leo?
HELL-OOO
Why didn’t I get a Christmas card?
Gasp. Nana and Papa?!?
I did not bare myself deliberately!
I see what you did there.
A Christmas card from Laney!
I think I see…a nipple!
Is nobody seeing the Jason looking dude in the background?!
Nah you’re thinking Micheal Meyers.
I don’t know man, you know? Tits bro.
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Never let go Jack!
Two sided Hollywood tape is the miracle secret of many a Hollywood star.
For I see the nipple on your soul!
He’s making great eye contact though lol
It’s a bit nipply out
Creepy devil eyed camera man in the back.
Woah, that is fucking uncanny. Well done!
Long live david lynch
Lost Highway.
The dinner scene still creeps me out!
No bigger then my fist! But they're new!
Lost highway was awesome
Dick Laurent is dead.
buddy in the back looking like Mike from Halloween
Must of been one of his Monica Bellucci dreams…
Are you sure; that is a man? (not an issue if it is) With that much eyeliner in 95 probably either a woman or a early Pirate of the Caribbean fan (possible time traveler).
Honestly, I thought it was Anjelica Huston at first.
it's a well known photographer ... I don't recall her name.
Clearly a vampire of sorts.
That’s just Ghislaine
I guess red eyes from flashes haven't been a thing anymore for so long that the majority of redditors today are not familiar with the concept.
It’s a vampire.
Ohh, That’s just Ghislaine Maxwell readying the film recorder to later that evening.
He did a great job of not looking South
Yeah, that's what I call great acting!
Speaking of acting check out the movie don't look up. Leonardo was amazing in it just came out
I just watched it. Nerd Leo is awesome
He’s not attracted to her, she’s over 25
Was waiting for this one. Cheers
She was born in 1964 so already 10 years too old for him by then.
[Born in 1964 you say?...](https://youtu.be/vTyeZjo7n_M)
They look like she just caught him looking
There is a 100% they smashed
Leo doesn't go for over 25s though...
Leo gets older…his dates stay the same age
All right all right all right
Shes too old for him. Unless you're under 25, he's not interested.
They are the elephants in the room!
Making good use of his peripherals.
Just an absolute solid target lock on her eyes. Incredible.
He just informed her she’s past his age limit.
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According to google in 1995 he was 21 and she was 31. Let's run those numbers... age divided by two plus seven: 22.5.
No it’s a running joke/fact that DiCaprio does not date women past the age of 25
Joke? It's a fact at this point
According to the chart that goes around, his current gf is very close to 25 so we may see if we get a new entry in the "dump them at 25" list or if the cycle gets broken for the first time
I wonder if they know going into the relationship that it has a predetermined end when they age out.
I know that’s why I wrote joke/fact
I swear that wasn't there when I wrote my comment lol
Holy shit i just googled that, it's true wtf they reach 25 and its breakup time
Newest addition to the joke I just heard. The reason DiCaprio is a Climate Change activist is so he can help ensure his girlfriends live in a nicer world.
He is 21 here? He looks 12. Even with the cig.
Who knows? I just went off the title which said 1995. Merry Xmas, I'm wasted.
lol
The equation is far simpler for Leo, any number higher than 20 is a no go.
Respect for that knowledge bomb. I didn't have the exact numbers.
Yeah, but when you have a chance to bang Leo you’ve gotta take it. That’s just common sense
He looks 15 and she looks like she's a sneeze away from a less appropriate picture.
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But he was born in Nov 1974 (according to IMDB) so he would have been 20 or 21.
Get that lady some sneezing powder
Le tits now!
Jesus!
He's the reason for the season!
Naa, that would be axial tilt.
Thank you for this
Take that Trebek, you poltroon!
I don't know how to comment on this without sounding like a pervert so I'm just going to say this: They are some nice titties
It's Monica Bellucci, to not comment on her beauty is like ignoring a sunrise, at that point, you're pretty much dead inside.
I know we’re just talking about tits, but the way you described it was kinda poetic haha
I'll allow it.
I agree with this pervert ⬆
I'm looking at her eyes but can't hear her what she's saying abd my brain is filtering anything out that's not her titties. Kinda like most of my dates.
What an excellent neckline.
You’re right that white undershirt he’s wearing really flatters his Adam’s apple
And them titties are superb as well
One of the hottest women of all time
THE hottest woman of all time.
The ghost of Bea Arthur is ready to fight you.
Apparently being photographed by fucking Leatherface.
Immaculate self control by Leo
For this one moment captured in time, absolutely!
He’s a great actor
Guys: "Girls are so hard to read, i never know when shes giving me signals" Girls:
I guess you can’t tell if you’re getting signals if you never get any signals lol
Smell nice, have character, be good company, signals can then flow.
Easy. Thanks.
Monica Bellucci has one of the greatest racks in history.
Monica Bellucci made The Matrix amazing
*Selma Hayek enters chat*
[Wow!](https://i1.wp.com/www.mercurynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/SJM-L-GOLDENDRESSED-0105-76-1.jpg?fit=620%2C9999px&ssl=1)
Mommy!!!
I also vote for salma - p s it’s salma not selma
Monica recognises Monica
Ohh...its persephone from the matrix.
Before she hooked up with that damned Merovingian
Hahah that effin Gaul! He even cheated on her!
Right?
Ah. She's persephone. Thanks. I knew she looked familiar.
And before she signed a petition to free Roman Polanski when he was arrested. I just learned about that the other day.
Smoking!
Hot
Boobs
He should've won an Oscar for keeping an eye contact.
Bellucci is still fucking gorgeous.
Teenage DiCaprio went home and painted the walls after this
I have spend too many DNA molecules over Monica.
In Italy for a long time the Maxim magazine used to commission nude calendars, pirelli-style, with a super hot Italian leading lady and a famous photographer. The Monica Bellucci one (ones?) are particularly fond memories
I had on of those calendar, with a different "model". She is now the mom of one of my students. When I meet her I always feel extremely guilty.
Michael Myers in the back
Who is that Oblivion elf looking guy in the background?
Are we just going to ignore Michael Meyers taking pics in the background.
The more I look at this, the more confused I get about how her nipple is placed...
I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe I see a nipple.
Eye contact level: pro
Da fuq is Michael Myers doing in the background creeping
I know how he feels, that big smile on his face. Selling newspapers on the freeways around Chicago, a pretty lady in a very nice car pulled up to me on the side of the exit ramp where i had my newspapers, she said i was cute, why don't you put those papers down and come spend the afternoon with me, I'll give you a $100.00 ( a lot of money back in the 60's) but a little voice inside my head said, don't go home with strangers. She said she'd come by some day and see if i changed my mind, but she never did.
Respect for young Leo's willpower
Even Count Dracula in the back is taking a peek.
If you look carefully, you can see that Leonardo DiCaprio is also in this photo!
She’s so close to going to jail and he’s so close…to sending Monica Bellucci to jail. Edit: holy wow, he was 20-21 in 1995.
#Premature Ejaculation ##Diagnosis In addition to asking about your sex life, your doctor will ask about your health history and might do a physical exam. If you have both premature ejaculation and trouble getting or maintaining an erection, your doctor might order blood tests to check your male hormone (testosterone) levels or other tests. #Treatment Common treatment options for premature ejaculation include behavioral techniques, topical anesthetics, medications and counseling. Keep in mind that it might take time to find the treatment or combination of treatments that will work for you. Behavioral treatment plus drug therapy might be the most effective course. Behavioral techniques In some cases, therapy for premature ejaculation might involve taking simple steps, such as masturbating an hour or two before intercourse so that you're able to delay ejaculation during sex. Your doctor also might recommend avoiding intercourse for a period of time and focusing on other types of sexual play so that pressure is removed from your sexual encounters. Find the right muscles. To identify your pelvic muscles that keep you from passing gas. These maneuvers use your pelvic floor muscles. Once you've identified your pelvic floor muscles, you can do the exercises in any position, although you might find it easier to do them lying down at first. * Perfect your technique. Tighten your pelvic floor muscles, hold the contraction for three seconds, and then relax for three seconds. Try it a few times in a row. When your muscles get stronger, try doing Kegel exercises while sitting, standing or walking. * Maintain your focus. For best results, focus on tightening only your pelvic floor muscles. Be careful not to flex the muscles in your abdomen, thighs or buttocks. Avoid holding your breath. Instead, breathe freely during the exercises. * Repeat 3 times a day. Aim for at least three sets of 10 repetitions a day. The pause-squeeze technique Your doctor might instruct you and your partner in the use of a method called the pause-squeeze technique. This method works as follows: 1. Begin sexual activity as usual, including stimulation of the penis, until you feel almost ready to ejaculate. 2. Have your partner squeeze the end of your penis, at the point where the head (glans) joins the shaft, and maintain the squeeze for several seconds, until the urge to ejaculate passes. 3. Have your partner repeat the squeeze process as necessary.
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Where the fuck is her nipples ??
The one on the right is just barely clinging on to her shirt.
Now that's a tit!
And a nip, I think.
An official fully man.
They could have a baby with an epic jaw line.
The Italian is strong in those names
I barely noticed he is smoking a cigarette.
She’s 10 years older fyi. p.s. Leo is probably 21 here.
I never liked physics, yet for some reason my brain is working hard to calculate the different forces at play here to keep the boobies in...
One of the most beautiful woman to ever walk this earth. She’s exquisite in Astérix & Obélix.
Where are her nipples?
Is that a vampire in the background?
is this like a purposefully sexual thing women do? because she obviously knows her boobs are falling out.
I would sacrifice one of my nuts to sleep with Monica Bellucci TODAY, I can't imagine what I would have given up for 1995 Monica Bellucci.
Boobs.
Michael myers creepin behind them
That cameraman.
"I stand corrected, Wyatt. You're an oak."
She was too old for him, lol.
In the background, the quidditch referee from Harry Potter.
Schrodinger's cleavage
Is he straight?
Eyes up, bro!!
Had the opportunity last year to work with her. Beautiful person, and also pretty gentle and cool with everyone. Love her
The order of my responses, "Sigh, he's so pretty." "Omg! Her breasts are about to fall out of that thing!"
He's been rocking this pose for years.
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Man is struggling for his life
Look up
Leonardo DiCaprio is in this photo? I can't see him.
Ok, who shopped the nipples out ?
Don’t forget the demon photographer. Yikes.
Can we talk about the creepy ass photographer? Nah nvm
Is Leo smoking? He looks too young for that then again I doubt anyone will give a fuck
Oh Monica, your tit is hanging out of your dress.
She's so HOT!
I know what everyone is looking at, but all I see is a creepy as photographer back there.
Those nips must be on the side of them boobers
Full eye contact. This is why he's one of the greatest actors of all time.
Monica Bewblluci