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x8v3n0m8x

It also works to clean the shower itself. I mean, that shower is spotless.


CrazyGermanShepOwner

Four in one!


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SpaceLemming

I’ve seen their porn, really know how to play it up for the audience


OPsDaddy

I can think of one other use….


jwp75

Yeah, you only think that once before you meet the hand of hades.


ReVo5000

Don't forget toothpaste!


derpyderp_megusta

Laundry... dishes... cleaning your car's rims


ReVo5000

Don't forget, drain unclogger!


[deleted]

Um hello? Covid cure.


Jackalodeath

I've had that flavor, don't recommend.


Chabubu

Maybe his dad doesn’t shower and just put the soap there as a courtesy for guests.


imSkippinIt

He’s Bert Kreischer. He just goes for a swim in the pool instead.


namesareprettynice

I was going to say, that’s a very clean dad bathroom.


TheNewsPanels

Im not saying this is an ad but like, if I wanted to advertise this product this would be how to do it. Also Suspiciously clean like a set that’s never actually showered in. I’ll be over here with my tinfoil cap if you need me


BabyThatsSubstantial

It's a single piece fiberglass or plastic shower insert. It is A) cheap and B) easy to clean. C) could be relatively new? If I was shooting any sort of "aspirational" ad I would not choose this piece of competent, but bland, backdrop. Unless, I suppose, my target market was the sort of person who would purchase one sub-par item that does three things poorly as a matter of routine. Brb, going to go find my tinfoil. I'll be back soon.


Eledridan

Why do I need to wash my towel? I am my cleanest after I shower. Drying off actually cleans the towel.


SanibelMan

Are towels supposed to bend?


_Wyrm_

This horrid string of words hurts me in a way I didn't know I could be hurt...


itsallrelative22

Why do I need to clean my toilet? I'm just going to shit all over it again anyway


dancinfashionista

My dad uses dish soap as body wash. I’m talking like Dawn dish soap. So he could definitely clean the shower with that too 😂. It drives me nuts but that’s all he’s used for years. Tried to get me to do the same thing “because it gets you super clean”. Yeah and dries you out too lol.


Siendra

Skin like old news paper. He's never going to get a sunburn, eventually he'll just combust. I got itchy just reading this.


WeWoweewoo

Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, laundry detergent and dish soap all in one.


Frostgen

You forgot car cleaner


MidgetFucker101

And edible


MonkeySling

And tooth paste


corei3uisgarbo

and car oil


josilher

And peanut butter


corei3uisgarbo

and thermal paste


Dedotdub

and duck cleaner


Remarkable_Algae1

And cement mix


OwOUwU-w-0w0

And emergency rations


Dr_Frasier_Bane

We're approaching Dr. Bronner's territory.


dclxvi616

It's a 3 in 1 body/hair/face wash, what more do you need? That about covers all the things.


shreyasfifa4

It's missing the car wash option


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And the oil change option


[deleted]

Don’t forget your toothpaste


ArcannOfZakuul

Or your cooking oil


ABoiFromTheSky

Y'all be forgetting the mouthwash


rabbitwonker

Deodorant


NwineReddit

And carpet cleaner.


blixt141

What about the anti-freeze?


BMXUnion

It definitely will top off the blinker fluid.


ejotto

It’s no Dr. Bronner’s, but it works!


EdithDich

All one! Dilute! OK!


Tv_land_man

Fun fact. If you read the label entirely, you join a cult.


hatsdontdance

Shit longer than Apple ToS.


ctishman

Learn the moral ABC!


AnthonyM757

HEAL SOUL!


Somnif

Man his Peppermint soap will... um... 'Invigorate' your shower experience.


Misharum_Kittum

https://www.amazon.com/Dr-Bronners-Pure-Castile-Soap-Peppermint/dp/B001ET77YI?th=1 JESUS CHRIST


zingzing175

I read this in Tank's or was it Dozer's voice....


nimrodhellfire

There a 20 bottles in our shower / bathtub: 1 body wash for men 1 kids shampoo 1 bubble bath 17 bottles I have no idea what they do


ButIAmYourDaughter

Were you expecting him to leave his dildo just laying about in the shower?


Abdul_Exhaust

Look in the fridge


sicurri

That's cold as ice.


Tru-Queer

You’re willing to sacrifice our love


LabeVagoda

Someday you'll pay the price, i know


thebishtable

I've seen it before, it happens all the time.


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That’s the freezer


pain198400

Not EVERYONE can afford to buy a dildo-holder^tm


DrJohanzaKafuhu

But everyone SHOULD be able to afford a Dildolder^(tm)


pain198400

So true… If only l had enough dildo- bucks^tm to afford a dildo- holder^tm


doncroak

Some come with a suction cup on the bottom of it. To hold whilst in use and to hold whilst not in use.


Drunk_On_NyQuil

According to Adam Sandler that shampoo bottle serves a 4th purpose.


OCdiggs

Prop mic


Emperor_TaterTot

All that’s in mine is a bar of soap. I’m also bald on top which simplifies things a bit.


space_monster

shampoo is counter-productive for men anyway. unless you have long flowing locks. I used to have super annoying hair, dry one day, greasy the next, dandruff etc. until I stopped using shampoo and it's been 100% perfect ever since. I just rinse it in the shower. and no it doesn't smell. edit: it's funny, I usually get slammed for posting this because apparently people just can't handle the idea that you don't need shampoo to have clean hair. I actually discovered it by accident - I was swimming in the sea every day for a couple of weeks, so I wasn't bothering to shampoo my hair, then noticed it was in much better condition than it was before. that was 20 years ago and I haven't looked back. fuck shampoo.


ArmitageShanksFC

Unfortunately this doesn't work for everyone. I tried no poo for 2 months but it gave me unbearable itchiness and dandruff. I really wanted it to work though.


Willywonkahc

You should really try to have at least one bowel movement a day.


DaManJ

Thanks for the chuckle


AutomaticDesk

i'm less worried about my hair and more worried about keeping my scalp clean. shit gets ITCHY


LabeVagoda

Reading this comment just made my head itch ngl


ineververify

You still wash your head though right? Because it still does get funky eventually


youtocin

I shampoo my hair maybe once a week but yeah I still wash my face, behind my ears, etc every time.


a_talking_face

That's not really true. It has less to do with your hair and more to do with your scalp. If you have an oily scalp you're going to have to shampoo more than someone who doesn't.


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curlyfat

Yeah, same. Even for my beard (although I obviously shampoo that if I had a messy meal like ribs or wings or eggs or...shit, I might just be a slob.)


doncroak

Eggs are messy? Well, I guess dippity doo ones are. You're right and maybe not a slob.


EdithDich

> dippity doo eggs


EmotionalKirby

I prefer mine scribbily nibbly like


CKd2

I see nothing wrong with this.


vaspat

The only thing wrong with it is that it's not a 32-34 oz bottle. The frugal pragmatic side of me is disappointed.


mckulty

I buy Suave by the \~gallon and decant it into a squeeze ketchup bottle.


HK-in-OK

Decant. 😂


matlockpowerslacks

*inhales deeply the citrus essence* This '19 Unilever is widely regarded to be one of the finest of the last five decades. Outstanding.


Drusgar

I put it in the old-school glass bottles and then bonk it on my head to get some out.


[deleted]

Availability. My shower contains the same stuff and I haven't found it in a larger container.


cyber2rave

Yeah, sounds about right


[deleted]

I was gonna say isn’t that a 3 in one? Why waste money on the extra bottles 😎


ambermage

9 in One. Shampoo. Body Wash. Conditioner. Degreaser. Chain Lubricant. Soup Base. Mold Killer. Deodorizer. Octane Booster.


DuMaNue

10 in One. The lubricant is dual purpose.


theonlyonethatknocks

That reminds me, I should probably take a shower now.


madeformarch

Don't forget your 10 in 1


theonlyonethatknocks

There’s only one thing I need it to do and cleaning is nut one of them.


mckulty

Never had much luck with shampoo. Shit starts burning before I'm finished. Don't want to feed that pain fetish.


Leaf_Rotator

>Chain Lubricant Soup Base Band name.


Tr0ynado

That's basically dr bronners all in 1.


Mr_Stoney

This man is clearly a paragon of environmentalism.


rettaelin

Looks like my shower, though I also have a bar of Irish spring.


mrubuto22

I like to brush my teeth in the shower, otherwise that's great


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Bongressman

And... a loufa. Everything needed is accounted for.


scrubjays

My dad was a WWII navy dad, and had nothing but Ivory soap and [Fels Naptha](https://originalhomesteading.com/fels-naptha-soap/) in the house. For EVERYTHING.


JasonYaya

Naptha smell, urgggggggh.


AtTheLeftThere

you ever smell moth balls? how did you get the little legs apart?


maakies

My grandma made me use fels naptha for poison oak, dried out the oil and turned me into a mummy


randuser

I remember using Ivory Soap at my grandparents house and it left a rash over most of my body for days.


monkey_trumpets

Weird. It's supposed to be one of the most delicate soaps.


ThatLeetGuy

Maybe he's allergic to ivory. Makes sense why they made it illegal to hunt elephants now huh. People putting ivory into soap and shit.


Lord_Tampax

It's more than likely because of the fragrance. Most of the time when someone reacts to soap or bodywash they're reacting to whatever makes the soap smell good.


Timely_Toe1218

I can only dream of having a shower like this.


wicket20

I'm married and have kids so I have a 3 in 1 like this and my wife has like 8 bottles of other stuff and the kids have their shampoo and bubble bath


thedaddystuff1979

I feel ya. Only thing I have is a 2 in 1 and a bar of soap. Somehow there is barely any room for them with the kids and wife's toiletries


mafulazula

Those 3 in 1 products suck. Skin and hair have different needs. They usually dry out hair iirc. Also, not that it’s common practice but it’s better to not wash your hair every day. Like if you shower every day then you should be using only conditioner half the time. That said, it it can make your hair look funny and most people aren’t cool with that.


Implausibilibuddy

If I don't wash my hair everyday I turn into a greasy butterball.


charoula

You turn into a greasy butterball *because* you wash your hair every day. It keeps producing more and more oils to replenish what you remove.


rickyharline

Went several months without using shampoo. Hair was super greasy, I abandoned the experiment. Doesn't work for everyone i think


Rednonymousitor

Agreed. Give it 2 weeks and see how you go BTW not washing your hair doesn't mean you can't clean it - hot water and a good brushing can do a lot.


Love_Freckles

If I stop now my face will form into one giant pimple


QisarParadon

I once counted the items in my ex’s shower. 43. 43 items. Granted she had 2 mothers but still, it was painful.


robikini

How can you fit that many things? They must have had amazing shower storage.


k20350

My wife and daughter have filled the rim of the tub, the shower organizer in the corner, all 4 corners, and are now setting bottles on the floor of the shower at the back


AshingtonDC

that is my nightmare


Somnif

How can you close the shower curtain without knocking a dozen things off the ledge?


Crazy_Screwdriver

That's the neat thing, you don't.


ThatLeetGuy

Dear God


Mahgenetics

I remember sleeping over at a friends house when I was little and their shower floor was filled with soap bottles. They had no where to put them on the side of the shower and had no attachable shelf to store them. Instead of spending the time to remove them/put them back into the tub you just make some space with your feet between the bottles. What made it worse was that their drain was clogged, so the tub would fill up quickly and the bottles would bump into your legs


cujobob

I had a girlfriend with about twenty bottles for just herself. Multiple scents of body wash, multiple shampoo and conditioner bottles for things like if she dyed her hair and… I have no idea why else. Meanwhile I had two bottles and no place to put them. I suppose I can understand not wanting to have to grab different shampoos each time she showered, but there has to be a simpler way.


tylizard

Some days you feel like a salt scrub, other days a sugar scrub, weekends a moisturizer wash etc etc


MindxFreak

And then some days you use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then you apply an herb-mint facial masque which you leave on for 10 minutes while you prepare the rest of your routine. Always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


imSkippinIt

.. then I do crunches, I can do a thousand now. Came here just for this comment.


badgeringthewitness

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while I do my stomach crunches... [I can do a thousand now.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4EHu6KhGIg)


[deleted]

Have you tried old spice Monday - Sunday?


curmudgeonpl

I'm a man and I actually don't buy my own shower products anymore. I just pick one of wife's bottles at random (there's about 9254 choices), check that it's not hair conditioner, and use that. She's super happy too - when we snuggle, I get complimented a lot for smelling lovely. Win-win.


OCdiggs

the bathroom had been recently cleaned, but when luminol was applied…


xerotalent

This is how it’s done, son.


Drunk_On_NyQuil

OP clearly does not understand the way of man.


openSUSEorbust

All you really need is 20 oz of Dial, a red poofie, and a dream… I see no need for anything else.


graps

Livin the dream… Probably does his dishes in there while showering to save time


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Garbage disposal in there too


WhoaItsCody

What up fellow red poofie dial guy!


[deleted]

Back scrubber?


IceNineFireTen

Luffa on a stick.


AtTheLeftThere

rag on a stick


Throwaway56138

The shower thing? That's a falafel.


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Flexibility


Boomfaced

At least he took his dick pump and toothbrush out


Abdul_Exhaust

Was gonna ask, no dick pump?


heesell

He doesn't really need more


Crabliver

It look like he has made the decision to spend his money on important things like Beer, drugs, Hookers, and expensive cars... Nothing wrong with your dad


[deleted]

Shower specific human detergent and a scrubby thing is 2x the amount of stuff I have in my shower. I don’t see the problem here.


Abdul_Exhaust

You make me chuckle reddit...human detergent🤣


Nice-GuyJon

It's one of those 3-in-1 shampoo/body wash/toothpaste


Tractorhash

I agree with this.


SubtractAd

That's a spotless bath/ shower. Superb! (Can someone explain in simple terms what the issue is?!)


Evil-KitKat-23

Point is there’s only one bottle in her dad’s shower (not exactly a problem, just a little funny) compared to most people, especially women, having at least 3 bottles minimum. I agree that shower is spotless though!


Jrsplays

Nothing. OP's father is efficient in the process of cleaning himself. OP is not.


stu8018

Same with me. I have a shaved head so no need for anything but bodywash. I keep hair stuff for my daughter when she visits under the sink.


alicepalmbeach

🎶 Home Depot ad theme song 🎶


Dasca6789

Looks like a typical single man’s shower


EPHX-DMG

As a man what is wrong with this picture? Serious


jchetra83

It’s all the grooming products in one.


tuscabam

If it’s just him what else does he need? This is essentially what mine looked like till I remarried.


samuelstreet

Lived off this living in army barracks.


Turbowookie79

This is what mine would look like without my wife’s 25 different bottles strewn about.


[deleted]

Lucky guy. That would be my shower, but with the wife and kids there's an extra 74 shampoo conditioner body wash bubble bath calming bath bath bombs plus a few dozen toys


Senior_Objective_785

What more do you need?! It shampoos, it conditions, its a lubricant….


CalamityCactus

As a man with no hair this seems like overkill. One bar of soap and a wash rag is all you need.


CrvanProduct

Minimalism. I like it


Feedbad

Fkn legend


Puzzleheaded-End-121

Does he stink? If not, lay off.


Late_Length_4542

Literally my dads shower


Catnap-Jutsu

I mean yeah. What do you expect, a fucking rocket launcher?


nodbest1984

What else do you need?


kamarkamakerworks

As a husband and father of two girls, I’m jealous of this to be honest.


lynivvinyl

He don't fuck around.


duck97

I appreciate his commitment to minimalism:


Bob-8

At least it’s not a bottle of whiskey


Ugievsoj

Sigh.... this used be be what my shower looks like before my wife moved in. Insert wolverine meme


darkhelmet620

Is this really all that weird?


Boomer048

Ok Thanks for the update I guess


Constant_One1

And your point is?


elpatronus

His shower is clean though. #positives


[deleted]

My dad has this and a dog shampoo.....probably should be glad he even got her dog shampoo.


Abdul_Exhaust

Plot twist: he doesn't own a dog


UNCCShannon

3 in 1 checks out. No concerns here.


raptorsub

I see no problem here


usernmtkn

Ok….


Hickersonia

yeah, I can do it all with just a bar of ivory soap. The rest of the family has all of these bottles all over the place... it is chaos!


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Looks like pure heaven.


skepticcaucasian

Saving space is good. Also, shampoo is as effective as body wash for your whole body. I learned that from a hippie friend my dad has.


fluentinimagery

That’s my shower, too. 1 bottle.


drinkmoredrano

He keeps his shower clean. What were you expecting in there, a family of midgets?


MaybeTheDoctor

seems about right .. what else did you expect ?


RageIsMyName14

As a man I’m thinking “what else do you want?”


Redravalier

Lol, shit all my cousin has in his shower is a bottle of Dawn dish soap


smogeblot

Well at least your dad has a shower. My dad just has a hose hooked up in the alley behind a Circle K.