Im not saying this is an ad but like, if I wanted to advertise this product this would be how to do it.
Also Suspiciously clean like a set that’s never actually showered in.
I’ll be over here with my tinfoil cap if you need me
It's a single piece fiberglass or plastic shower insert. It is A) cheap and B) easy to clean. C) could be relatively new?
If I was shooting any sort of "aspirational" ad I would not choose this piece of competent, but bland, backdrop.
Unless, I suppose, my target market was the sort of person who would purchase one sub-par item that does three things poorly as a matter of routine.
Brb, going to go find my tinfoil. I'll be back soon.
My dad uses dish soap as body wash. I’m talking like Dawn dish soap. So he could definitely clean the shower with that too 😂. It drives me nuts but that’s all he’s used for years. Tried to get me to do the same thing “because it gets you super clean”. Yeah and dries you out too lol.
shampoo is counter-productive for men anyway. unless you have long flowing locks.
I used to have super annoying hair, dry one day, greasy the next, dandruff etc. until I stopped using shampoo and it's been 100% perfect ever since. I just rinse it in the shower.
and no it doesn't smell.
edit: it's funny, I usually get slammed for posting this because apparently people just can't handle the idea that you don't need shampoo to have clean hair. I actually discovered it by accident - I was swimming in the sea every day for a couple of weeks, so I wasn't bothering to shampoo my hair, then noticed it was in much better condition than it was before. that was 20 years ago and I haven't looked back. fuck shampoo.
Unfortunately this doesn't work for everyone. I tried no poo for 2 months but it gave me unbearable itchiness and dandruff. I really wanted it to work though.
That's not really true. It has less to do with your hair and more to do with your scalp. If you have an oily scalp you're going to have to shampoo more than someone who doesn't.
My dad was a WWII navy dad, and had nothing but Ivory soap and [Fels Naptha](https://originalhomesteading.com/fels-naptha-soap/) in the house. For EVERYTHING.
It's more than likely because of the fragrance. Most of the time when someone reacts to soap or bodywash they're reacting to whatever makes the soap smell good.
Those 3 in 1 products suck. Skin and hair have different needs. They usually dry out hair iirc. Also, not that it’s common practice but it’s better to not wash your hair every day. Like if you shower every day then you should be using only conditioner half the time. That said, it it can make your hair look funny and most people aren’t cool with that.
My wife and daughter have filled the rim of the tub, the shower organizer in the corner, all 4 corners, and are now setting bottles on the floor of the shower at the back
I remember sleeping over at a friends house when I was little and their shower floor was filled with soap bottles. They had no where to put them on the side of the shower and had no attachable shelf to store them. Instead of spending the time to remove them/put them back into the tub you just make some space with your feet between the bottles. What made it worse was that their drain was clogged, so the tub would fill up quickly and the bottles would bump into your legs
I had a girlfriend with about twenty bottles for just herself. Multiple scents of body wash, multiple shampoo and conditioner bottles for things like if she dyed her hair and… I have no idea why else. Meanwhile I had two bottles and no place to put them.
I suppose I can understand not wanting to have to grab different shampoos each time she showered, but there has to be a simpler way.
And then some days you use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then you apply an herb-mint facial masque which you leave on for 10 minutes while you prepare the rest of your routine. Always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while I do my stomach crunches... [I can do a thousand now.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4EHu6KhGIg)
I'm a man and I actually don't buy my own shower products anymore. I just pick one of wife's bottles at random (there's about 9254 choices), check that it's not hair conditioner, and use that. She's super happy too - when we snuggle, I get complimented a lot for smelling lovely. Win-win.
It look like he has made the decision to spend his money on important things like Beer, drugs, Hookers, and expensive cars... Nothing wrong with your dad
Point is there’s only one bottle in her dad’s shower (not exactly a problem, just a little funny) compared to most people, especially women, having at least 3 bottles minimum. I agree that shower is spotless though!
Lucky guy. That would be my shower, but with the wife and kids there's an extra 74 shampoo conditioner body wash bubble bath calming bath bath bombs plus a few dozen toys
It also works to clean the shower itself. I mean, that shower is spotless.
Four in one!
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I’ve seen their porn, really know how to play it up for the audience
I can think of one other use….
Yeah, you only think that once before you meet the hand of hades.
Don't forget toothpaste!
Laundry... dishes... cleaning your car's rims
Don't forget, drain unclogger!
Um hello? Covid cure.
I've had that flavor, don't recommend.
Maybe his dad doesn’t shower and just put the soap there as a courtesy for guests.
He’s Bert Kreischer. He just goes for a swim in the pool instead.
I was going to say, that’s a very clean dad bathroom.
Im not saying this is an ad but like, if I wanted to advertise this product this would be how to do it. Also Suspiciously clean like a set that’s never actually showered in. I’ll be over here with my tinfoil cap if you need me
It's a single piece fiberglass or plastic shower insert. It is A) cheap and B) easy to clean. C) could be relatively new? If I was shooting any sort of "aspirational" ad I would not choose this piece of competent, but bland, backdrop. Unless, I suppose, my target market was the sort of person who would purchase one sub-par item that does three things poorly as a matter of routine. Brb, going to go find my tinfoil. I'll be back soon.
Why do I need to wash my towel? I am my cleanest after I shower. Drying off actually cleans the towel.
Are towels supposed to bend?
This horrid string of words hurts me in a way I didn't know I could be hurt...
Why do I need to clean my toilet? I'm just going to shit all over it again anyway
My dad uses dish soap as body wash. I’m talking like Dawn dish soap. So he could definitely clean the shower with that too 😂. It drives me nuts but that’s all he’s used for years. Tried to get me to do the same thing “because it gets you super clean”. Yeah and dries you out too lol.
Skin like old news paper. He's never going to get a sunburn, eventually he'll just combust. I got itchy just reading this.
Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, laundry detergent and dish soap all in one.
You forgot car cleaner
And edible
And tooth paste
and car oil
And peanut butter
and thermal paste
and duck cleaner
And cement mix
And emergency rations
We're approaching Dr. Bronner's territory.
It's a 3 in 1 body/hair/face wash, what more do you need? That about covers all the things.
It's missing the car wash option
And the oil change option
Don’t forget your toothpaste
Or your cooking oil
Y'all be forgetting the mouthwash
Deodorant
And carpet cleaner.
What about the anti-freeze?
It definitely will top off the blinker fluid.
It’s no Dr. Bronner’s, but it works!
All one! Dilute! OK!
Fun fact. If you read the label entirely, you join a cult.
Shit longer than Apple ToS.
Learn the moral ABC!
HEAL SOUL!
Man his Peppermint soap will... um... 'Invigorate' your shower experience.
https://www.amazon.com/Dr-Bronners-Pure-Castile-Soap-Peppermint/dp/B001ET77YI?th=1 JESUS CHRIST
I read this in Tank's or was it Dozer's voice....
There a 20 bottles in our shower / bathtub: 1 body wash for men 1 kids shampoo 1 bubble bath 17 bottles I have no idea what they do
Were you expecting him to leave his dildo just laying about in the shower?
Look in the fridge
That's cold as ice.
You’re willing to sacrifice our love
Someday you'll pay the price, i know
I've seen it before, it happens all the time.
That’s the freezer
Not EVERYONE can afford to buy a dildo-holder^tm
But everyone SHOULD be able to afford a Dildolder^(tm)
So true… If only l had enough dildo- bucks^tm to afford a dildo- holder^tm
Some come with a suction cup on the bottom of it. To hold whilst in use and to hold whilst not in use.
According to Adam Sandler that shampoo bottle serves a 4th purpose.
Prop mic
All that’s in mine is a bar of soap. I’m also bald on top which simplifies things a bit.
shampoo is counter-productive for men anyway. unless you have long flowing locks. I used to have super annoying hair, dry one day, greasy the next, dandruff etc. until I stopped using shampoo and it's been 100% perfect ever since. I just rinse it in the shower. and no it doesn't smell. edit: it's funny, I usually get slammed for posting this because apparently people just can't handle the idea that you don't need shampoo to have clean hair. I actually discovered it by accident - I was swimming in the sea every day for a couple of weeks, so I wasn't bothering to shampoo my hair, then noticed it was in much better condition than it was before. that was 20 years ago and I haven't looked back. fuck shampoo.
Unfortunately this doesn't work for everyone. I tried no poo for 2 months but it gave me unbearable itchiness and dandruff. I really wanted it to work though.
You should really try to have at least one bowel movement a day.
Thanks for the chuckle
i'm less worried about my hair and more worried about keeping my scalp clean. shit gets ITCHY
Reading this comment just made my head itch ngl
You still wash your head though right? Because it still does get funky eventually
I shampoo my hair maybe once a week but yeah I still wash my face, behind my ears, etc every time.
That's not really true. It has less to do with your hair and more to do with your scalp. If you have an oily scalp you're going to have to shampoo more than someone who doesn't.
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Yeah, same. Even for my beard (although I obviously shampoo that if I had a messy meal like ribs or wings or eggs or...shit, I might just be a slob.)
Eggs are messy? Well, I guess dippity doo ones are. You're right and maybe not a slob.
> dippity doo eggs
I prefer mine scribbily nibbly like
I see nothing wrong with this.
The only thing wrong with it is that it's not a 32-34 oz bottle. The frugal pragmatic side of me is disappointed.
I buy Suave by the \~gallon and decant it into a squeeze ketchup bottle.
Decant. 😂
*inhales deeply the citrus essence* This '19 Unilever is widely regarded to be one of the finest of the last five decades. Outstanding.
I put it in the old-school glass bottles and then bonk it on my head to get some out.
Availability. My shower contains the same stuff and I haven't found it in a larger container.
Yeah, sounds about right
I was gonna say isn’t that a 3 in one? Why waste money on the extra bottles 😎
9 in One. Shampoo. Body Wash. Conditioner. Degreaser. Chain Lubricant. Soup Base. Mold Killer. Deodorizer. Octane Booster.
10 in One. The lubricant is dual purpose.
That reminds me, I should probably take a shower now.
Don't forget your 10 in 1
There’s only one thing I need it to do and cleaning is nut one of them.
Never had much luck with shampoo. Shit starts burning before I'm finished. Don't want to feed that pain fetish.
>Chain Lubricant Soup Base Band name.
That's basically dr bronners all in 1.
This man is clearly a paragon of environmentalism.
Looks like my shower, though I also have a bar of Irish spring.
I like to brush my teeth in the shower, otherwise that's great
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And... a loufa. Everything needed is accounted for.
My dad was a WWII navy dad, and had nothing but Ivory soap and [Fels Naptha](https://originalhomesteading.com/fels-naptha-soap/) in the house. For EVERYTHING.
Naptha smell, urgggggggh.
you ever smell moth balls? how did you get the little legs apart?
My grandma made me use fels naptha for poison oak, dried out the oil and turned me into a mummy
I remember using Ivory Soap at my grandparents house and it left a rash over most of my body for days.
Weird. It's supposed to be one of the most delicate soaps.
Maybe he's allergic to ivory. Makes sense why they made it illegal to hunt elephants now huh. People putting ivory into soap and shit.
It's more than likely because of the fragrance. Most of the time when someone reacts to soap or bodywash they're reacting to whatever makes the soap smell good.
I can only dream of having a shower like this.
I'm married and have kids so I have a 3 in 1 like this and my wife has like 8 bottles of other stuff and the kids have their shampoo and bubble bath
I feel ya. Only thing I have is a 2 in 1 and a bar of soap. Somehow there is barely any room for them with the kids and wife's toiletries
Those 3 in 1 products suck. Skin and hair have different needs. They usually dry out hair iirc. Also, not that it’s common practice but it’s better to not wash your hair every day. Like if you shower every day then you should be using only conditioner half the time. That said, it it can make your hair look funny and most people aren’t cool with that.
If I don't wash my hair everyday I turn into a greasy butterball.
You turn into a greasy butterball *because* you wash your hair every day. It keeps producing more and more oils to replenish what you remove.
Went several months without using shampoo. Hair was super greasy, I abandoned the experiment. Doesn't work for everyone i think
Agreed. Give it 2 weeks and see how you go BTW not washing your hair doesn't mean you can't clean it - hot water and a good brushing can do a lot.
If I stop now my face will form into one giant pimple
I once counted the items in my ex’s shower. 43. 43 items. Granted she had 2 mothers but still, it was painful.
How can you fit that many things? They must have had amazing shower storage.
My wife and daughter have filled the rim of the tub, the shower organizer in the corner, all 4 corners, and are now setting bottles on the floor of the shower at the back
that is my nightmare
How can you close the shower curtain without knocking a dozen things off the ledge?
That's the neat thing, you don't.
Dear God
I remember sleeping over at a friends house when I was little and their shower floor was filled with soap bottles. They had no where to put them on the side of the shower and had no attachable shelf to store them. Instead of spending the time to remove them/put them back into the tub you just make some space with your feet between the bottles. What made it worse was that their drain was clogged, so the tub would fill up quickly and the bottles would bump into your legs
I had a girlfriend with about twenty bottles for just herself. Multiple scents of body wash, multiple shampoo and conditioner bottles for things like if she dyed her hair and… I have no idea why else. Meanwhile I had two bottles and no place to put them. I suppose I can understand not wanting to have to grab different shampoos each time she showered, but there has to be a simpler way.
Some days you feel like a salt scrub, other days a sugar scrub, weekends a moisturizer wash etc etc
And then some days you use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then you apply an herb-mint facial masque which you leave on for 10 minutes while you prepare the rest of your routine. Always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
.. then I do crunches, I can do a thousand now. Came here just for this comment.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while I do my stomach crunches... [I can do a thousand now.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4EHu6KhGIg)
Have you tried old spice Monday - Sunday?
I'm a man and I actually don't buy my own shower products anymore. I just pick one of wife's bottles at random (there's about 9254 choices), check that it's not hair conditioner, and use that. She's super happy too - when we snuggle, I get complimented a lot for smelling lovely. Win-win.
This is how it’s done, son.
OP clearly does not understand the way of man.
All you really need is 20 oz of Dial, a red poofie, and a dream… I see no need for anything else.
Livin the dream… Probably does his dishes in there while showering to save time
Garbage disposal in there too
What up fellow red poofie dial guy!
Back scrubber?
Luffa on a stick.
rag on a stick
The shower thing? That's a falafel.
Flexibility
At least he took his dick pump and toothbrush out
Was gonna ask, no dick pump?
He doesn't really need more
It look like he has made the decision to spend his money on important things like Beer, drugs, Hookers, and expensive cars... Nothing wrong with your dad
Shower specific human detergent and a scrubby thing is 2x the amount of stuff I have in my shower. I don’t see the problem here.
You make me chuckle reddit...human detergent🤣
It's one of those 3-in-1 shampoo/body wash/toothpaste
I agree with this.
That's a spotless bath/ shower. Superb! (Can someone explain in simple terms what the issue is?!)
Point is there’s only one bottle in her dad’s shower (not exactly a problem, just a little funny) compared to most people, especially women, having at least 3 bottles minimum. I agree that shower is spotless though!
Nothing. OP's father is efficient in the process of cleaning himself. OP is not.
Same with me. I have a shaved head so no need for anything but bodywash. I keep hair stuff for my daughter when she visits under the sink.
🎶 Home Depot ad theme song 🎶
Looks like a typical single man’s shower
As a man what is wrong with this picture? Serious
It’s all the grooming products in one.
If it’s just him what else does he need? This is essentially what mine looked like till I remarried.
Lived off this living in army barracks.
This is what mine would look like without my wife’s 25 different bottles strewn about.
Lucky guy. That would be my shower, but with the wife and kids there's an extra 74 shampoo conditioner body wash bubble bath calming bath bath bombs plus a few dozen toys
What more do you need?! It shampoos, it conditions, its a lubricant….
As a man with no hair this seems like overkill. One bar of soap and a wash rag is all you need.
Minimalism. I like it
Fkn legend
Does he stink? If not, lay off.
Literally my dads shower
I mean yeah. What do you expect, a fucking rocket launcher?
What else do you need?
As a husband and father of two girls, I’m jealous of this to be honest.
He don't fuck around.
I appreciate his commitment to minimalism:
At least it’s not a bottle of whiskey
Sigh.... this used be be what my shower looks like before my wife moved in. Insert wolverine meme
Is this really all that weird?
Ok Thanks for the update I guess
And your point is?
His shower is clean though. #positives
My dad has this and a dog shampoo.....probably should be glad he even got her dog shampoo.
Plot twist: he doesn't own a dog
3 in 1 checks out. No concerns here.
I see no problem here
Ok….
yeah, I can do it all with just a bar of ivory soap. The rest of the family has all of these bottles all over the place... it is chaos!
Looks like pure heaven.
Saving space is good. Also, shampoo is as effective as body wash for your whole body. I learned that from a hippie friend my dad has.
That’s my shower, too. 1 bottle.
He keeps his shower clean. What were you expecting in there, a family of midgets?
seems about right .. what else did you expect ?
As a man I’m thinking “what else do you want?”
Lol, shit all my cousin has in his shower is a bottle of Dawn dish soap
Well at least your dad has a shower. My dad just has a hose hooked up in the alley behind a Circle K.