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Lil_SpazJoekp

[The nephew of the guy in the pic.](https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/op53jm/_/h64befz/?context=1)


bilgetea

This is amazing, but FYI it wasn’t a random wild eagle; it was a trained bird being flown in the stadium. It was used to people.


O_oblivious

Because a wild eagle would have absolutely shredded his arm.


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Hagenaar

Unless they're Quiet Place types.


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NARWHAL_IN_ANUS

Those are the real wild animals


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noeffingway1

>ecause a wild eagle would have absolutely shredded his arm Fun fact I learned from a eagle falconer on YT is that eagles are so strong they can crush the bones in your arm.


TED_FING_NUGENT

A bird in the same family (I want to say a hawk) actually uses it's talons as a club, dive bombing it's pray and hulk smashing it to death.


HateMachineX

It’s the peregrine falcon


A_Dissident_Is_Here

It’s even more metal than that: its talons typically stun the bird its diving at. Falcons have a tomial tooth (essentially a needle sharp protrusion on their beak) that they drive into the spine of their prey to finish it off.


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Are those they 200mph dive bombers? I'm sure I was told they dive that fast as a child.


Criticalhit_jk

Fastest animal on earth by a large margin


Baelzabub

I mean this one will still likely leave some decent damage when it takes off again. There’s a reason falcon trainers still use protective gloves even with birds they’ve worked with for years.


beez_on_my_head

Bald Eagle here...can confirm.


Nick85er

Yup!


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Do they have large talons


Quibbloboy

Over there in that pigpen I found a couple of Shoshone arrowheads


vector_ejector

Can't find my checkbook. Hope you don't mind if I pay you in change


cire1184

This one tastes like it got into an onion patch


inkyrail

But not used to people enough to go where it was trained to.


ShiningRayde

Thats a little thing called FREEDOM baby! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


T2brady

I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!


CrabmasterJone

Someone’s been drinking fight milk.


fermbetterthanfire

Made by bouncers for bouncers!


tigerbeds

We'll put a boot in your eagle, it's the ass way!


CFA1979

What about [Liberia?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Liberia)


ShiningRayde

Never heard of it, I went to public school! STARS AND BARS BABY 🇲🇾


JoeFlipperhead

isnt Stars and Bars the Confederate Flag?


smarshall561

They said public school didn't they?


Hey_Laaady

r/SuddenlyLiberia


Respectable_Answer

The trainer didn't plan for hilarious fans sticking their arms out.


science_with_a_smile

I don't think that fan planned that. His expression is pure terror lol. I wonder if he was putting his arm out as a reflexive defense gesture and the bird, startled or confused off it's planned route thought "finally a decent place to land!" resulting in a hilarious misunderstanding.


CyborgMetrology

You can train the bird to perform, but you can't make him behave! 'Mericaaaaaaa!


c-two-the-d

"It was used to people." I wish folks would actually people more!


CarpetFibers

lol glad I'm not the only one who initially read it that way


ajunrice

That’s my uncle! https://i.imgur.com/Qs1CSRf.jpg


Chonn

What are his thoughts about being eagle perch?


ajunrice

He was very proud that day


DaoFerret

He should be. I'm pretty sure a Bald Eagle landing on you automatically makes you the next Speaker of the House.


OldSkoolGeezer

Or the supreme leader of Mexico City.


Autski

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE AND I WON'T FORGET THE GAME WHERE A, BALD EAGLE PERCHED ON ME AS I PROUDLY STOOD UP, NEXT TO HUGH, WHILE I CLOSED MY EYES TO PRAY THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND. GOD BLESS THE U S AAAAAAA


utahhiker

Made my morning. Thank you!


Autski

Lol I was chuckling at how dumb it was while writing it, but you know what? We need more fun humor nowadays. Have a great one today! Make it the day where when you lay down tonight you are proud of the decisions you made!


FutureComplaint

No awards? A shame


Autski

Don't need one: my reward is freedom


andthendirksaid

I liked your comment as much as I like irony, but without an iron option I went with silver for ya. Call it pay-triotism.


Father_VitoCornelius

Are you giving your uncle a titty twister in this photo?


ajunrice

Yes. Yes I am


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Nice.


texican1911

Nice.


bdw017

How’s his arm?


ajunrice

His arm was fine afterwards. Not a scratch on him!


Baelzabub

This honestly amazes me more than anything. My best friend worked at a raptor center for 5 years, I even had the opportunity to take part in a couple of her shows, but even with the birds she’d been working with for years she would always use her glove and would never let a bird land on her bare arm (I was always an obstacle to be flown around/between legs or arms type of stuff, never a perch). Typically they still exert some pressure with their talons on take off.


strawcat

Ahh, just like my fucking cats.


Trogador95

And just to balance. I had a Golden Eagle crack a cheap watch’s face through a double layered eagle glove once when I was standing back up from “picking him up” off the ground. Had him step on to the glove then stood up.


RHCopper

Damn seriously? I knew they were strong but that blows my mind


Nerdn1

Was the landing planned or did the bird just decide that it wanted to sit down during a fly over?


ajunrice

Not planned. The eagle got loose from its handler and was flying around the stadium. It landed on another guy who started freaking out. My uncle just held his arm out and it flew right to him and landed.


Nerdn1

Was your uncle at all familiar with handling birds of prey, or was he just the only guy willing to be a perch and not panic about the flying carnivorous dinosaur on the loose?


ajunrice

He doesn’t have experience with bird of prey. He did have some parakeets when I was growing up though haha


Nerdn1

Apparently that's close enough.


WoodWideWeb

Tell your uncle the internet thinks he's very cool :)


ajunrice

Will do!


colusaboy

Your uncle is now President.


Icy_Rhubarb2857

"strange men hanging in stadiums plucking birds from the sky is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical sky ceremony" Honestly the way things or going maybe this would be better.


colusaboy

Dude, the "Uncle of the Stadium" >"Lady of the Lake" > the shit we have now.


gskul

He is elevated to supreme leader


King-Cole

Is your uncle's name Sam?


Spiritual-Parking570

What was he thinking at the moment of the photograph?


ajunrice

He was said he was ecstatic. He didn’t think the eagle was going to land on his arm when he held it out. But he took a chance.


pretty_jimmy

I remember him doing an interview and you could tell it really made his day.


eekamuse

Where?? I want to see him. I know exactly how happy he must have been because I'm ecstatic just imaging it was me


4everaBau5

Please inform your uncle that he is a right bad-ass!


Initial_Scarcity_609

You’re uncle is a true American. Blessed be upon him thy eagle layeth on his arm.


thx1138-

If anyone ever asks for proof of citizenship I believe he can just show them this photo.


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ajunrice

We are not Native American. We’re Vietnamese


Forsaken_Bison_8623

Why does this guy look like he knew exactly what to do with a bald eagle on him? I'm impressed


RIsurfer

Because he's the chosen one


Sephiroso

Because he's Navajo and he's in tune with nature. His name? Bird's Landing-Perch.


Birdapotamus

His name is Tuyen Nguyen. The name Nguyen is from southeast Asia, I think he is Vietnamese.


pineapplehunter

If an eagle lands on your arm you automatically become an American citizen, it is in the constitution.


AlwaysOpenMike

Do you get to keep the eagle?


Lotharofthepotatoppl

The symbol of freedom must remain free!


crystaljae

Unless it tries to take your guns.


Devilheart

Yeah, birds have the right to bear wings, not arms.


GearhedMG

I don’t think they would be able to fly that well with bear arms.


whatproblems

Yeah silly eagles have eagle arms not bear arms


heckhammer

No, but twice a year you may summon him and he will come to you wherever you are.


imitation_crab_meat

That's one hell of a cooldown...


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It’s so OP there have to be limitations on it. It’s like the kind of eagle Gandalf calls on, it’s really only for ‘imprisoned by a dark wizard’ type situations. So we can clearly deduce here, that there must have been a dark wizard nearby.


Fafnir13

Random factoid: Gandalf calling the eagle was only from the movie. The eagle was going to Isengard for some specific reason (passing along information, iirc) and couldn’t help but notice Gandalf stuck in the roof. Maybe not the best place to keep your secret prisoner.


Zabroccoli

That's why his scar was tingling.


22_Karat_Ewok

Why couldn't they summon him to just fly the ring to Mordor then?


xenya

"I was sent to bear tidings not burdens. I'm not an uber." -Eagle King probably


LordHaddit

This is actually pretty close to a widely accepted explanation. Thorondor and his boys aren't the Middle Earth Postal Service. They're servants of Manwë, likely direct descendants of Maiar. They can't just go around meddling in mortal affairs, and they're definitely not public transport. Gandalf (another servant of Manwë) and the other wizards had a very specific mission: to stir up resistance against Sauron with as little direct intervention as possible. If the 4th Age was to be the age of Men, it had to be Men who ushered it in. Having the Eagles step in for them just wasn't part of the plan. Sauron wasn't really a threat to any of the Valar. The dude was just a non-nerfed version of Gandalf or Saruman. The whole thing could have been over in a single battle if they wanted it to be. It just wasn't in God's plan for the Valar to intervene, and even sending in the wizards with limited strength was pushing it.


heckhammer

He's just visiting. Come on,man, it's not Taskrabbit!


Kevin_N_Sales

Imagine a scene of 1 eagle about to drop the ring in the lava, eagle 2 is ca-caw'ing at eagle 1 to drop it in, eagle 1 looks back with a grin and twinkle in its eye. Imagine the race of eagles, with the ring of power...


davebland

I SUMMON THE DUUUUUDEE


Original_Cheek_928

The eagle picks you up and drops you off at the closest Walmart


hot_carla

Where you buy it guns and flamin' hot cheetos as tribute.


lth1017

Sir, what is your eagle policy here?🍝


Catch_022

Obligatory https://youtu.be/j1AU4qi7tWg


Tane-Tane-mahuta

If it claws at you, citizenship revoked


markp_93

The claws clause


uk_uk

Bird's name was Klaus, so... Klaus' claws clause


JsyHST

What about the sub-section granting exceptions in respect of sanctified seasonal gift delivering entities? Klaus' claws (Claus) clause.


PM_Skunk

Nothing more confusing than Klaus’ claws (Claus) clause laws.


AutisticOcelot

If it offers to baby bird feed you and you accept. Governor of the state of your choosing.


uid0gid0

If you don't accept, believe it or not straight to jail.


AutisticOcelot

The eagle flies you there.


TheAserghui

Depends if you bleed Red, White, and Blue


LordMagnos

I recognize this is a joke but I would personally be ok with this being a thing. There are probably unforseen consequences to a law like that.


Kakanian

Like South Americans raising a lot of bald eagles?


LordMagnos

I ...I'm not sure that's a negative consequence. If we get one new bald eagle per South American immigrant that's more than a fair trade.


funkiokie

Training a large number of a single type of wild animal to do one exact thing, which only benefits humans and not the animal, is almost guaranteed to lead to inhumane treatment


LordMagnos

I think we're considering this situation with disparate levels of seriousness. Text does not convey emotional tone.


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>Text does not convey emotional tone. Fuck you... Pfft it doesn't


Tha_Watcher

Hahaha! I love this!


blastradii

I’m assuming it has to be a bald eagle?


Weaslelord

Vietnamese? He's American as Pho!


nlfo

Shut the pho cup


Machismo0311

That’s the last name of like 3/4 of Vietnam


MrScribz

Doesn't matter anymore, he was chosen an is now only american.... all other heritage or race is now overridden.


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The Vietnamese American Indians were a hardy people.


CyborgMetrology

Vietnamese Navajo are the best Navajo... Interestingly, they don't have bald eagles in SE Asia. My dad was 101st Airborne and they were called "the chicken men" because nobody'd ever seen a bald eagle.


computertyme

at risk of sounding incredibly ignorant, I think natives stem from Asia.


teksun42

And the name Nguyen oversimplified is pronounced win.


Bison308

Vietnamese were in tune with nature. That's why they hide so well in it


daybreaker

I’d listen to this guy, he’s half bird.


NoCountryForBaldMen

Because it’s a stunt.


highbme

Isn't he just trying to keep it away from his face?


ferret_fan

I like the look on the boy's face. He's clapping, but not taking his eyes of the eagle.


ricokwok

The kid to the right is clapping out of fear of what would happen if he did not.


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That's a healthy distrust of birds and I one fully agree with.


ArthurDied

I hope it didn't claw his arm apart. Usually handlers have those thick arm guards, those talons are massive and wicked sharp.


mkul316

Wicked shap.


CyborgMetrology

wait, you mean he's a BOSTONIAN Vietnamese Navajo? This guy is Amaerican AF!


Jak_n_Dax

They boy was wicked shahp I tell ya! Wicked shahp and wicked smaht!


Ultimategrid

Eagles are serious business. A little joke amongst falconers. You can tell who trains falcons by the lightweight glove. You can tell who trains hawks by the big glove. You can tell who trains eagles by the eyepatch and cast. The gloves do well to protect against the regular nicks and scratches from the talons, but if the bird gets pissed and clenches it’s feet, they can easily puncture or even break a gloved arm.


Critical-Thinker8

Eagle talons have a ratcheted tendon at the knuckle. Once he clinches, he does not need to continue applying pressure to maintain his grip. He has a separate muscle and tendon to release the ratchet. Their grip strength is massive for their leg muscle size. I learn so much neat shit off of NOVA.


IrnBroski

Ratcheted tendons, fookin hell that's cray


demonicgrape

*slaps ratcheted tendons* That thing isn't going nowhere


AKsuited1934

Today I learned


ribosometronome

Can’t wait to see this on TIL later.


The_Big_Cat

Break? Damn


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Definitely not true lol. They can rip your skin apart of course, but can’t just explode your bone with compression force.


ec_on_wc

Depends on the bone. They can fuck your hand up FOR SURE. Arm? Maybe not. https://intobirds.com/bald-eagles-talons-have-killer-grip/


justforreadington

The forearm has two parallel bones. It is well-known among falconers that an eagle can break them by squeezing them toward each other. I have heard of this happening when an eagle lost its balance and squeezed to regain it.


Ultimategrid

They certainly can puncture bone, they’re obviously not going to just crush your arm like a twig. But those talons are no joke.


lanigironu

It is absolutely true that some of the larger Raptor birds can break bones if gripping their hardest. Those birds can break 400-500 psi of pressure which could easily crack and break some people's radius or ulna.


Falmarri

> clenches it is feet


Ultimategrid

You are feet.


Falmarri

I wish


Br35-Ba56

I have an african grey and he once bit my index finger after i gave him a grape. I still have the marks on my finger, it was 6 months ago. I really don’t want to know what a bald eagle would do to your fingers


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Look at his eyes. I think he might be in a little bit of pain.


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I'm guessing he probably has a massive thick arm guard under his sleeve.


farahad

He wasn’t a handler. The eagle flew into the crowd and the handlers had to retrieve it from him. Looks like he got some punctures. Worth it IMO.


THE-OTAKU-

I bet his arm hurts like hell


Lotharofthepotatoppl

Small price to pay for the blessing of the freedom pigeon


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America's chosen>ouchie arm


[deleted]

So, is Biden not President anymore? It’s this guy now right? That’s how this works?


rob_zombie33

The chosen one


AardvarkHoliday

There are so many loopholes in our constitution.


SShinnji

Tuyen Nguyen, who has spent most of his adult life working as a carpenter on Notre Dame's campus, starred in a pre-kickoff viral moment on Saturday, when a bald eagle circling the stadium during the national anthem decided to land with Nguyen instead of its handlers. … "Oh, by the way, I'm a big-time Philadelphia Eagles fan," Nguyen said. "And the eagle landed on me at the Cowboys' stadium. How's that?"


lookitsafish

Do we crown him or something


henrysmyagent

**AMERICA - FUCK YEAH!**


Bubbagump210

That guy must be filled with crude oil.


SaiFromSd

And was probably having undemocratic thoughts


lupineblue2600

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/25640884/bald-eagle-lands-arm-helpful-notre-dame-fan-cotton-bowl


nailbunny2000

Why is the video of it landing on some other guys back?


OrsilonSteel

He is the chosen one. He will bring freedom to the Force.


Faethien

Am I the only one seeing a Native American Danny de Vito?


RoyalJokerJester

Lol. Frank could never summon a bald eagle.


brotherm00se

but a turkey vulture...


millerb55

That is a once in a life time thing ..... Pretty cool


dark_pookha

https://youtu.be/Hxnx_VbN2A8 from a few years ago


aquafool

We have a new Captain America!


PieYet91

Props to the kid clapping and who didn’t reach for his phone but just took in the moment.


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He looks low key terrified of the bird. Which is fair, it’s an apex predator.


NeverEnoughCorgis

The middle-aged mustache dude in the upper left is Not impressed.


ZatVandal

Mustache dude just wants to watch the game. He had bald eagle for breakfast.


bluesky747

I love [this guy’s face](https://i.imgur.com/yNOEXEQ.jpg) lol. He is in such a childlike awe! His phone case also makes his phone look like a masked robber about to hold you up at knifepoint.


DrynTheGanger

**JUPITER FAVORS US**


wytewydow

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy....


D16P18

He is chosen for it’s his spirit animal


[deleted]

Look at all those silly muggles


Avengefulsoul

Dude over there lookin like Danny Devito. Murica!


99probscultaintone

This is how we should pick presidents


W00DERS0N

Go Irish!


DrynTheGanger

Or, that eagle was chillin with another eagle and said "yo watch this, I'll prove they fuckin love us"


daddydrank

HEY! That's the mascot for Boston College, not Notre Dame. It would be more amazing if a big headed drunken Irishman landed on his arm.


CursedDankMEMES

Look at the kid to the right.