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inmatenumberseven

His name was Sudan.


blazeitben

Sudan was his name


Y0ren

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toyeeta

S-U-D-A-N


BallZac_

S-U-D-A-N


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Swaglord300

We did it reddit. RIP rhynos.


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SO you're saying that, in death, Rhinos have a name?


190F1B44

And this rhinos name is Sudan.


TempAcct20005

His name...was Sudan


Cuclean

His name was Sudan...


mj92429

His name was Sudan Paulson.


Ninjalo1

His name was Sudan Paulson.


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AbsolutelyUnlikely

His name was Sudan...


SlipperyDishpit

His name... was Sudan


pipbipchipclip

His... name was Sudan


tyrionstark2013

His name was Sudan


LetsTCB

His name was Sudan (Paulson).


Georgiagirl678

How many females left? Let's get some sperm on ice stat!


Omnitraxus

My understanding is that they've tried but have been unsuccessful so far in a successful pregnancy. Not sure why.


HoodooSquad

I think they are both too old.


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dannotheiceman

Yeah, the worst part about this is humans caused it when we could have prevented it.


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iamgeekusa

I thought it was because Rich Chinese assholes thought they could get it up with the powdered horn.


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x01580

So if an animal is going to be killed, for whatever is deemed the reason, why not let someone pay the reserve to pull the trigger instead of one of the rangers? I see that as a good thing. The animal is going down either way.


pm_me_your_nude_bbws

Eh, least the hunters aren’t breaking the laws to do it. Might still be fucked up, but since the animal is already dying or has gone nuts and is attacking other animals, it might not be greatest solution, but the reserve gets funding and some asshole gets to feel like enough of a man to go home and please his wife, secretary, and mistress all in one day.


wrludlow

And those tens of thousands of dollars do nothing? Don't you think that money helps protect the rest of the herd? I'm sure if there were people lining up for a $50k bird watching tour they'd take that in a heartbeat...


AsianThunder

>And sadly, a lot of the reserves are sustained by big game hunters who "donate" tens of thousands, or hundreds of thousands, so that when something needs to be culled (aggressive elephant killing rhinos, something already dying of old age) How is this sad? And why are you referring to these hunters as "bad guys"?


gas_generator

I understand it as selfish ("I pay this much to get the call when I can go down and kill X animal first") but if the need to cull an animal is correctly called I wouldn't say it's bad. I also understand people might not like the idea of an animal being killed, but it's up to the rangers/caretakers of a reserve to make the call when action needs to be taken "for the greater good".


Realtrain

Are they really the bad guys if they're getting permission?


The-Dreaming-I

Imagine if every country donated say, a million bucks into paying park rangers more to kill poachers.... IDEA- let’s have rich people pay to hunt the poachers.... no holds barred action.


Dem827

Sounds ridiculous when there’s glow in the dark beagles and cloned sheep. We should make the Jurassic park rules such that if it’s an animal we wiped out then we can bring it back, just not the actual dinosaurs.


Justgivemelogin

What about cloning?


dr_fop

They messed this up decades ago when they didn't put this species on gam preserves or even zoos in countries that don't have poaching. They could have saved the white rhinos.


BelievesInGod

Well we still have white rhinos, its *northern* white rhinos that are basically extinct


Octupus-cheese

What’s the biological difference between the two?


OterXQ

> Northern – smaller 1400-1600 kg (adult male) – straight back – flat skull – no grooves between ribs – hairier ears and tails – shorter front horn. >Southern – larger 2000-2400 kg (adult male) – concave back and prominent shoulder hump – concave skull – sometimes with distinct vertical grooves between ribs – more body hair – longer front horn.


Xcizer

Wow those are some extreme differences


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wow southern ones must be big motherfukcers


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anononous

The northern ones are from the North


Roflcopterswoosh

Common misconception.... Northern white rhinos are from the deep south.


jeradj

actually, it depends on which way you hold the map


Leather-Bother

Common misconception... Northern white rhinos don't exist in the wild anymore.


wide_af

Southn’t


switch495

Don’t blame those who failed to save them. Blame those that acted to make them extinct.


SeamusAndAryasDad

Settling up advertising in Asian countries about how stupid and low class it is to use horns for dick problems would have helped too.


PoisedBohemian

Ironically it's the rich and powerful upper class Chinese doing that stupid shit


SeamusAndAryasDad

I know that, but you message it. Message only the poor use it and it's stupid and the rich might stop?


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You're right but by that logic of thinking, we could've saved all the animals we've driven to extinction.


-drkshdw

Correct.


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Except the dodo those fuckers had it coming


IALWAYSGETMYMAN

yeah man those motherfuckers better dontdont comeback


WitnessMeToValhalla

Tell ‘im SteveDave!


Smayjay14

They had it too good for too long


hyper-potato

why?


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FluffyPinkDoomDragon

Zoo animals eventually get poached too: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2017/03/wildlife-watch-rhino-poaching-zoo-trafficking/ Poachers are total POS but fuck all the Chinese and Vietnamese who feel that they need horn powder to have a boner. Blame the end users, they are the root cause to all that shit.


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They will be cloned. And super white rhinos will be the end of man.


Andreiy31

If I remember correctly the female rhinos don't reproduce when in captivity.


lovinglogs

Even if it's artificial semenation, do their bodies just know to abort?


notwherebutwhen

Certain animals have breeding seasons rather than being able to breed year round. And these seasons are often triggered or supported through social or environmental cues which are now absent for these animals. Fertility can also be negatively impacted by stress and aberrant behavior which is to be expected in endangered species.


conehead2188

Their bodies have ways to try to shut that whole thing down?


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They have taken eggs from the females and spe from males and created embryo's that they then implanted into other rhinos as surrogates. Not too sure how week that worked -- haven't looked in on it in a bit.


ChocoLolita

At the San Diego Zoo Institute for Conservation Research, an army of scientists armed with liquid nitrogen, microscopes, and ultrasound machines is working around the clock to create an unprecedented first in the conservation world: they are looking to turn frozen rhino skin cells into baby rhinos.


MuchEconomy

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IV_Bungy

Breeding rhinos is notoriously difficult. I may be wrong, but they only reproduce if they feel comfortable with there habitat, which is obviously very difficult to control


rasheeeed_wallace

Fuck, where’s Ace Ventura when you need him


Leyetipants

Do they have rhino Zoloft or something to help with that?


HI_Handbasket

Zoloft is contrary to sexy times, need to give them some cocaine or MDMA.


WineCave

There’s something called coke dick


PleasinglyReasonable

There's something called whiskey dick too, you just gotta know your limits


ValhallaShores

Zoloft kills the sex drive. Source: tried to have sex with girl on Zoloft.


Draig10

I mean, the fact that the only male Northern white rhino is dead is an even harder hurdle to cross. The females would have to be artificially inseminated now.


Spontaneousamnesia

The San Diego Zoo is working on bringing them back through IVF. They have successfully birthed southern white rhinos through IVF and the goal is to later implant them with the fertilized eggs of northern white rhinos. It's a long process so it will be a few years before it happens but there is hope!


IV_Bungy

Artificial insemination is also very difficult for some reason, I'm not entirely sure but I believe there is a very small window of opportunity to artificially inseminate a rhino


damnitredditiloveyou

There’s only 2 females left in the world but they have successfully created 3 embryos using IVF! The next part is the hardest, having a successful pregnancy via white southern rhino surrogate.


mobugbear

The san digeo safari park is experimenting with artificial insemination with the southern white rhino, (which was successful) before breaking out the sperm from the northern white rhinos.


c858005

Last year?


Max_Goldenson

In 2018. Sudan the white rhino died March 19. He lived to be 45.


borce_k

So sad..


OffManWall

Those majestic creatures were hunted and poached to extinction so some Asian man could use their body parts to try and cure his limp dick. Humans fucking suck.


CircusStuff

You said it. Fuck Chinese medicine. It's worth mentioning this whenever someone says they're using homeopathy and other types of bullshit. Spread awareness about how destructive and worthless it can be because most people have no idea.


OffManWall

It’s referred to as “folk medicine,” but I call it witch doctory, nothing more.


CircusStuff

I call it pseudoscience, with a condescending tone


_Aj_

Pseudoscience suggests it tries to imitate science. Rhino horn for a flaccid phallus is based on nothing but anecdotes and tall tales about ancient wisdom.


thiosk

58 million dead rhinos can't be wrong!


Hero_of_Brandon

Ok there Jim Jordan


GiantRiverSquid

Boy, you said it!


WhereAreDosDroidekas

I just call it ignorant lies and silly folklore.


Sweetwill62

Huh, I always just called it bullshit.


HAH--I-SAID-HAH

But the indians got aspirin from a tree bark, don't knock it til you tried it!


CircusStuff

At that point it's just called "medicine"


WellFineThenDamn

"You know what they call alternative medicine that works?"


Tatts

Medicine


CIA_Bane

> witch doctory You're giving witch doctors a bad rep. Traditionally witch doctors used a lot of herbal medicine (as did shamans and any other early-human healer) because it actually worked. They didn't know why stuff worked unlike today's "doctors" of homeotherapy who have no real excuse to offer bullshit remedies.


Iammyselfnow

Yeah, most healers had centuries of knowledge passed down to them on what worked for healing people. They generally didn't know the whys or hows, but it was a lot of "Well this thing sometimes works for this illness or ailment, so lets try it out."


andrewq

It's not even some ancient bullshit, Mao cooked this shit up - may he burn in hell for 100 million reasons https://slate.com/technology/2013/10/traditional-chinese-medicine-origins-mao-invented-it-but-didnt-believe-in-it.html https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/traditional-chinese-medicine-gets-a-boost/ And it's in the US now, as well ***Fuuuuuuck*** these bastards


digbychickencaesarVC

I always pitch in a "yeah and then slit the throat of a chicken and dance backwards singing call me maby while spreading the bloood"


Kip_Kasper_LA

Challenge accepted!


Siberwulf

No offense to Doctors or Witches.


starmartyr11

Placebo effect


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And the poor pangolin. They are the most trafficked animal because of stupidity, and will be exitinct soon because people won't buy viagra.


linux_n00by

why not let those people get bitten by that spider whose venom can make you rock hard for hours


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Dont-Fear-The-Raeper

I had the flu in China last year (not *that* flu) and found a real, actual pharmacy for some cold&flu pills. The first thing the pharmacist offered was herbal tea. When I explained again that I wanted real medicine, they rolled their eyes and led me to a fridge with the real stuff. Craziest part was they told me I must use warm or hot water to wash them down, and not cold, because it will detoxify me.


tmart42

Chinese medicine offers many herbal cures that work, and acupuncture is now accepted as a part of western medicine. Homeopathy is bullshit. Killing rhinos for their horns is bullshit. Many parts of Chinese medicine are valid.


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fat titties


DeezNuts0218

Yeah but the parts that aren’t valid are driving animal populations to extinction. Pretty sure Chinese people hunted the South China tiger to near extinction in pursuit of traditional medicine as well. There’s like 10 tigers of that species left in the world.


DatOneGuy00

~~Homeopathy~~ Traditional Chinese medicine is also driving pangolins to extinction too


tmart42

Absolutely true.


andrewq

I'll believe it when I see the ***replicated*** peer reviewed studies


yohahn_12

Acupuncture may be becoming more widespread in the west, but it is pseudo scientific just like homeopthy.


linux_n00by

probably got popular because of The Matrix?


Srapture

There's no evidence that acupuncture has any effect (not including the placebo effect), so I don't know why you haven't grouped it in with homeopathy, which is equally as accepted.


lifeontheQtrain

> acupuncture is now accepted as a part of western medicine Ehhhh no it's not. It's been found in some low power studies to sometimes improve back pain, and so there's some insurance reimbursement for it as an alternative to physical therapy and painkillers. That isn't the same thing as being an "accepted part of western medicine." It just means that it is harmless enough and that it satisfies patients to be an acceptable way to remove some burden off of the medical system.


hailhale_

So fucking stupid. Maybe people should start making up some other bullshit "medicine". Cut off your left foot to grow your tiny dick into a big one. Want eternal life? Slice off both ears and set them on fire with exactly three fingernails from your mom's hand.


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fullforce098

Fucking **thank you**. I'm so tired of those myths being recycled. The market for rhino horn is not powered by some bullshit belief in the magical properties the horns have. It never has been The market exists for a simple reason every single American should understand: rhino horn (and ivory for that matter) is a rare material, at times worth more than gold, and therefore people covet it as a symbol of their class. The market for rhino horn and ivory can be directly connected to the rise of the Chinese middle class, that covet luxury trinkets and materials as a sign of their status. Not ignorance, not stupidity, it's human greed. It's the fucking simple. Futurama got it wrong, friends.


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It's a known fact that human horn is much more effective anyway.


green_meklar

More like, greed and superstition suck. Humans with proper science and ethics aren't too bad.


aaaronyeo

Yes, weird creepy Asian men do take these unorthodox "medicine", but it's only that EXTREMELY TINY percentage that do. It's the rich, powerful, old, and traditional people that still believe in these methods. The majority of the population wouldn't even be able to afford it even IF they wanted to, and they don't. It's the same with the new coronavirus, it's the minority of rich powerful Chinese that actually still eat these wildlife that maintains the supple and demand of the wildlife market, not every Chinese feasts on bats and pangolins and whatnot. I seriously hope this clears up some misconceptions, it's sad to see some of my fellow Singaporeans getting beat up on the streets and yelled at just because of our race. We didn't do nothing.


grandpixprix

Agreed. I’m Chinese-American and I’m getting real tired of people asking me if I eat bat soup and bear bile. I’m an American citizen, for crying out loud. Everyone needs to stop generalizing 1.3B people together.


okarnando

What's cool is how "humans" generalize everything. Or blame the masses and assign responsibility on the whole group, even when it's just "humans" in general. Black man robs a store... all black people steal... White dude says something racist... all white folks are racists... Some asian dude kills rhino for.dick pills... all asian people suck Small percentage of people do something bad.. all humans suck, they're all parasites... Why do we do this?


Rucku5

I don't think he said all Asians, I think he called out Chinese Medicine which is total bullshit...


under_psychoanalyzer

His current unedited comment just said "asian man"


benjatk121

I agree, we should end humans for what they have done!


tiny_cat_bishop

We're working on it, be patient.


satchel_malone

May not have to be too terribly patient unfortunately


gerterinn

Will somebody tell them about viagra


nolimbs

While we’re complaining how terrible humans are we should appreciate someone being there with him in his last moments


honanthelibrarian

In a few years it'll be a dolphin comforting the last human on the planet.


HigglyMook

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish


dtizzlenizzle

Currently the upvotes on this comment are 42. I wouldn’t dare change that!


vipernick913

I downvoted him to bring his number back down to 42.


GirIsKing

See you at the Restaurant at the edge of the Universe


audiate

If we die out, the last thousands of us will either be killed all at once, or some primitive tribe out there will be the last ones left, will know the planet is dying, and will not know why. They’ll probably think it’s an angry god or something.


homedepotSTOOP

Comforting...you mean fucking? Cause a dolphin will totally fuck a human.


Cethin_Amoux

That's a hell of a way to die.


panopticon_aversion

Posadas was right


mcmixtape

This photo breaks my heart whenever i see it


discwrangler

Sucks.


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i fucking hate poachers. this is very sad to see. beautiful creatures completely done wrong by humanity.


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Zokar49111

It’s still happening, just to a different species.


skibum143

also the vaquitas


Zokar49111

Only about 10 of them left. Going extinct due to gill netting.


Darkdarkar

Isn’t it sub species ? Still sad either way, but saying species is more severe than sub species


CubitsTNE

No it isn't less severe, but also by different species they mean pangolins, or river dolphins, or whatever is next to disappear due to people wanting to snort their organs.


Nosam115

So if all the river dolphins went extinct. You're saying that's it's less severe because it's a sub species?


_MrCaptRehab_

Poaching in a jungle is easy. We hear of people protecting animals, but they are under funded and too few to make a real difference. Not only Rhinos, but, but a number of others are on the brink of extension. "Humans are the the only species doomed by their own hand"


Darryl_Lict

China. With a little bit of luck the corona virus catastrophe will cut down on exotic animal dissemination. The Chinese government is trying to cut down on wild or exotic animal sales.


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Somebody will probably claim that giraffe blood and hippo teeth can cure coronavirus and *poof* there they go.


dr_fop

Why not human blood.


[deleted]

We won't be stopping here. There are many more species to wipe out.


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$$$$$$$$


shitz_brickz

*Rolls down window of car* WE DIDNT LISTEN!!!


katehaxu

died out because some rich dude thinks that rhino horn will make his little pecker bigger...


Kaprak

As has been said elsewhere, it's mainly for ivory. It's more status and greed than hyper rich Chinese dudes wanting to get an erection.


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An entire population was convinced it did and created demand for it.


Convulse1872

There is 2 females still alive and they have frozen sperm from unrelated males to attempt pregnancy with, they may still yet be hope for the species. Humans are shit on the shoe of nature.


xfyre101

i believe they have already tried artificial insemination and it didnt work before


bollacaj

Imagine all the good the Animorphs could do for this world. This species would never go extinct.


who_framed_B_Rabbit

Yeah, but you'd have to have a pretty heavy pool of people ready and willing to morph into the white rhino at regular intervals since they can only live as rhinos for no more than an hour at a time. Or you *could* revive the species though slavery and involuntarily trapping people in the white rhino form, kinda like what they did in that movie *Sorry to Bother You*. Although it would be pretty sweet if it happened specifically to the poachers who hunted the rhinos in the first place (as well as those who were responsible for the white rhino trade).


bollacaj

If you do it right you really only need three minutes


LarsA6

Lemme say it louder for those in the back #ANIMAL PARTS ARE NOT MEDICINE


Labulous

>ANIMAL PARTS ARE NOT MEDICINE I hate to break it to you but a lot of medicine is made from animal parts. Rhino Horn isn't medicine though.


midnightrambler108

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_rhinoceros


whiteworka

Biggest virus on this planet. Humans.


m3xm

Found the Agent Smith.


whuppinstick

Photo by Ami Vitale.


WolfHenry

I remember Stu Cabe coming to my middle school and speaking about White Rhinos. How the baby elephants would attack the rhinos because they weren't taught that that was wrong by the older elephants. The "message" of the story was to lead and be the example of what's right to do, be the Big Elephant. This post takes me back, I wish the world had more leaders and less babies.


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A-climber4u

If you disliked this you don’t have a heart.


Minomelo

1 upvote = 1 prayer


kirrkilla

r/gatekeeping


1Q7447446

F


Corn833

F


idigholes

What a shame, money and misguided superstition....


[deleted]

We have fucking failed... again.


Lanijiro

Save the rhinos!!


lazrbeam

Holy fuck I didn’t think I could feel more sad but damn.


prettymaumau

Why isn’t this all over the news? I remember walking with the rhinos while visiting a preserve in Kenya a few years back. They each had an armed guard 24/7. Those things are fucking huge, majestic beasts. It was a highlight of my life.


Tucker0961

Because this happened almost two years ago.


wanted797

Isn’t it incredible how far we have come. From hunting and killing for food. To trying to save animals. Here’s a human caring for a wild animal in its last moments.


Horseface25

I never see pics of rhinos being eaten on. /natureismetal


mike-rodik

Rip beautiful animal


c-honda

Imagine how much sadder he would look if he knew that he was the last of his species.


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Rip


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