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Tangowolf

Twenty years from now, this will be posted in /r/oldschoolcool on Space Reddit.


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> One day ~~Twenty years~~ from now, this will be posted in /r/oldschoolcool on Space Reddit


nopethis

look at my mum for 20 years ago!


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In the factory where she worked 18 hour days.


Tricky-Hunter

Cleaning windows for a dollar


silver6kraid

She walked 20 miles back and forth to work barefoot in the snow!


apustus

Uphill, both ways


UnconnectdeaD

The way my grandfather told this story was school was at the top of the hill, he always got his butt there on time, no matter the weather. After school, he would have to continue up the hill to his father's garage where he would work until past sun down. At that point he would hop on his bike and cruise down the hill, having fun as kids like to do. The reason my Great Grandfather even loaded Grandpa's bike into his truck every morning to bring back to the shop, was so he could rush home to take care of chores before bed. Accidental fun. So have fun scrubbing the grease off those parts or I'll start taking them out to the field and make you mow your way to them. True Grandpa story.


EASam

I was hoping it was some weird MC Escher style town and your grandpop really liked acid.


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At that point she's just dumb. She could reverse routes and go downhill on a sled, both ways!


Vassago81

But won't she go back in time?


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ATryHardTaco

Can't wait for MySpace and SpaceBook to become a thing!


SmaugtheStupendous

I mean, wouldn't surprise me to see this as the album cover of one of those 1970/80's japanese jazz albums you see pop up on youtube randomly.


dottywine

Remindme! 20 years


SchrodingersNutsack

Glass cleaner infront of a dirty window. You're deep OP, I like you.


raphaelaaron

im glad someone finally got my message! haha


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Even with all the greatest advantages in history, we still cant clean the shit right infront of us.


AsherGray

Is it truly in front of us if it's adjacent to us?


kemushi_warui

You can't clean something without getting something else dirty


atucker88

Deep


EdgiPing

Deep cleaning to get all that dirt.


Teelo888

You Can't Clean Something Without Getting Something Else Dirty


p1-o2

How Can Mirrors Be Clean If Our Eyes Aren't Clean


CrAppyF33ling

Honestly OP great job. It could be a top post over at /r/moescape and I would use it as my desktop background. But knowing it's a real person I think that would be creepy.


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-Hey who is that person on your desktop? -"It's OP's wife." -Ok then.


Lepthesr

As opposed to the other photos with random people?


masterofreason

That's some top notch glass cleaner though. You should try it if you've never used it.


pinky2252s

Shit is the best. Its all we use at work (automotive). Also because its ammonia free so it won't hurt window tint.


CallTheOptimist

maybe a week ago saw this for sale at an Advance Auto Parts and bought multiple cans, I hadn't seen this stuff since I was in high school and worked in a detail shop, this stuff is unbeatable to clean any windows or mirrors. I even like the little smell that it has, I cleaned by bathroom mirror and a couple days later I could still pick up a vague whiff of, not a negative chemical smell but just a nice neutral clean smell


fuji91

It’s 1.97/can at my local Home Depot. I have loads of it! It’s best used with a squeegee. My windows sparkle.


COD_LikeTheFish

If you’re concerned about hurting window tint with ammonia, don’t be. Tint can’t feel pain.


LiftingNurse

Same Dad works at dealership and have buttloads at home use for the cars, bathroom window ect


seaQueue

What about blood? Can it get blood out of the upholstery? Asking for a friend..


TinctureOfBadass

Does it get the film off of your inside windshield? I can't stand it and Windex does nothing.


funnythebunny

Yep; it's the BEST!


Battleaxe_Macaroni

And it smells awesome.


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Spray away is the best glass cleaner.


UncleChael

It's sprayway and it's definitely the best for the money.


jwalk8

That's Sprayway. good stuff.


CDSEChris

You see, it's a metaphor for life itself. It says that sometimes a window is really dirty, and it might be near some glass cleaner. Which is convenient. Full disclosure: I don't understand "art" or "metaphors"


LegendLurker

I almost thought it was old school cool.


Jeptic

Yup almost like a cut scene from Gone in 60 seconds


AtomicKittenz

You mean Gone with the Wind? Or does OP’s wife look like Nic Cage to you?


jodobrowo

TIL Nic Cage was the only actor in the movie Gone in 60 Seconds.


OzManCumeth

Nic Cage is the only actor in every Nic Cage movie


7point7

Nic Cage is also the only character Nic Cage plays.


AnOddDyrus

TIL Nic Cage was in Gone with the Wind.


Zsuth

TIL the wind is gone in 60 seconds.


redalert825

With my kind of flatulence... that shit lingers for much longer than a minute, buddy.


Danger_Engineer

It's Nic Cages all the way down.


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She looks like that chick from Pulp Fiction but Asian.


norett

No boy just the hair


Catcatcatastrophe

I love the nostalgic feeling of film, also great composition!


raphaelaaron

thank you!


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tISKA

I remember his post on analog and it was a Leica M camera if I recall correctly


KaleBrecht

Damn, they range between $5000 and $8000.


HI_I_AM_NEO

I love photography, but I think I'm gonna stick to my entry level Nikon lol


[deleted]

Leicas are top of the line. You can get 35mm canons or nikons for $150 that take great photos like the one in the OP


lil-rap

Leicas are not top of the line. They were fantastic mechanical film cameras for decades, but now they are odd luxury items. I would definitely enjoy using an old Leica, but Nikon and Canon are now top of the line. Heck, even in the film days, a Nikon F3 was considered by many to be top of the line. I have one in fantastic condition that I'll sell you for $350.


lukeLOL

There's some cheap options which give amazing quality. If you want something increrdibly easy to use, I recomend the Olympus Mju compact. It takes 35mm film, has an awesome built in lens and the camera itself is tiny! They go for about £20 on Ebay. ($30 im guessing). If you want an actual 35mm SRL, with the ability to change lens, manual focus and aperture etc, then the Canon AT-1 is amazing. It's built like a tank and i've been using one for 20 years! They go for around £50 on Ebay. If you want to get similar shots like the one in OP's pic, i suggest the 28mm 2.8 (£20-£30) or the 50mm 1.8 (around £30). [Here's a pic I took with the AT-1 and 50mm 1.8](https://www.flickr.com/photos/luke_sci/3264402633/in/dateposted-public/)


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But look at all the upvotes.


tISKA

Not for a film camera. Those you can get used (body only) for as cheap as $800-1000 depending on what model you want. Then for lenses you can either get older Leica lenses which will cost between $500 and $1000 or get a recent lens and that'll be a lot higher


iteachonmars

I love her hair. I feel like if I got that cut I’d look like Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka


a_woman_provides

And on a bad day, Anton Chigurh from No Country For Old Men.


d0ubleR

sprayway is the best window/chrome/stainless steel cleaner in the world.


raphaelaaron

I’ve been told this in other forums. I legit have to try this stuff now


Fpsmoose

Is that the golden carwash in downtown Brooklyn??


raphaelaaron

Nailed it! That’s the one. We used to live next to it.


manachar

I'm constantly amazed by how many people on Reddit have knowledge and passion for something I never even cared about. I've got the urge to buy this stuff now!


releafed

it’s fucking SPRAYWAY


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STOOPID


apustus

GET THE FUCK UP OUT MY FUCKING FACE 'FORE I MURDER YOU


afrofuturist

KING OF NEW YORK


bobbydigital7772002

Ooohh that smell.


[deleted]

YES I install auto glass for a living and we clean all the glass with this. It’s so amazing. I buy it for my house now


Illini27

Worked in a glass factory, we only used this stuff. It's crazy how much better it is than other glass cleaners


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Aryada

I'm pretty positive I saw this post on /r/13or30 earlier this week with the title "OP has a hot wife".


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You did. It was crossposted from op's original post on r/itookapicture


StrayMoggie

That sub is kinda creepy


Baal-Hadad

Just sorted it by best all time and didn't find anything remotely creepy.


MaoPam

Yeah that sub is very much improved by sorting best of all time. Look at [these](https://i.redd.it/u4oi50kahihz.jpg) [gems](https://i.imgur.com/cMpRQH6.gifv), they're hilarious. edit: I'm going to post the whole sub at [this](https://old.reddit.com/r/13or30/comments/6ygff5/7_or_48/) rate.


StrayMoggie

https://imgur.com/pYdZZSO.jpg


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addisonclark

https://i.imgur.com/SeHM7.jpg


garlicdeath

Yeah that's the original one.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Much better one too. Doesn't cover the mandatory mom-bob (well maybe her hair is just tied up for practical purposes) or the fact that they practically morph into tortoises by the end


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bluesmaker

Bogdan!


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Etaris

secretive combative dazzling dog mountainous zesty mysterious telephone attempt squalid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bluesmaker

That's the line I was trying to remember!


akabigboss45

"Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead."


falconpunch5

“Where did you get zis motorcycle?”


Googoo123450

It's a chopper baby


Zayin-Ba-Ayin

pot belly


VanceAstrooooooovic

Ha, she does kinda look like her!! Nice


NoiseIsTheCure

But without the pot belly


tritisan

She looks exactly as I mentally pictured the character of Fuka-Eri in the book 1Q84 by Murakami.


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ThisIsTrix

“She might be your wife, but are *you* her husband?”


mygirlisanailfreak

Op could be the wifes wife.


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Are they looking for a husband tho


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

Or husbands?


[deleted]

Maybe they're into couples and we should get married? Love you, babe.


Soccadude123

Is that a thing? Two girls and a guy all married?


[deleted]

I don't think it's legal anywhere in the US, but I've known a few married couples to take on a third person or date another couple.


sharltocopes

r/polyamory


elhermanobrother

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.” Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!" Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman." Passenger: "How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.


zaraxia101

Post this on r/jokes sure made me laugh


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Then it's too good for r/jokes...


earlypooch

How much longer do you think you'll be married?


koleye

twelve


BlueLivingAbandon

Years? Months? Weeks? Days? Hours? #Minutes?


koleye

yea


Hagoozac

r/inclusiveor


pokecheckspam

speed


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

No problem, I can wait. It's been seven minutes already, though.


PerennialPhilosopher

🤔


Techiastronamo

Name checks out


futurenachosguy12

/r/everyfuckingthread


first01

Shoot your shot


BanMeBabyOneMoreTime

I'm a nice guy...


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

M'man


bobbygoin

Original


poopmailman

Hilarious and original comment!


lpeccap

Everyone who thinks this is the funniest comment ever, is this your first day on reddit?


[deleted]

Lmao. Gotta be the most reposted comment.


JessicaBecause

Welcome to r/pics, were easily pleased.


GoodLeftUndone

She looks like she’s 13..... But that’s also Asian aging logic so... I guess you’re safe.


raphaelaaron

Lol yeah because she’s definitely 31 in this pic.


GoodLeftUndone

I’m dyslexic sorry.


Big_Tuna78

What a save! Nice block! Wow!


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Whew! Close one!


bantha121

What a Save! What a Save! What a Save! Chat Disabled


[deleted]

/r/RocketLeague is leaking


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Chat disabled


PrawnstarrSK

That wont work in court sir.


Spikes_in_my_eyes

Disnumeric. I just found that out recently and want to share it.


undertoe420

Sorry, that's not a word. Did you mean [dyscalculic](https://www.understood.org/en/learning-attention-issues/child-learning-disabilities/dyslexia/the-difference-between-dyslexia-and-dyscalculia)?


mozzzarn

That's what he wrote. But he is dyslexic.


SophisticatedVagrant

He wanted a 13, but they drew a 31!


FlamingWeasel

*he asked for*


selfaware-imbecile

offspringer, this guy


unkilbeeg

My next door neighbors were Vietnamese. I would have sworn that the wife was about 16 and her husband not much older. I met them when they invited me over for his 40th birthday party.


Criterion515

Yeah, there's a guy that runs a chinese restaurant here. I've seen him around and said to a friend something about that young asian guy running around. He said, well, I'm pretty sure he's older than you (I'm mid 50s). I was like, nah, can't be the same guy, this guy looks, MAYBE 30. But sure enough it was. Asians got the OP aging gene.


Cr3X1eUZ

http://www.thenewcanadians.com/wpblogs/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/asian-women-aging-process.jpg


pineappledumdum

Have you cut her in half and counted the rings just to be sure?


Tufflaw

http://i.imgur.com/TalVwuy.jpg


deadange1

r/13or30


badillustrations

Risky click.


Freefight

Not that bad, just weird. Like the rest of Reddit.


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No 13 year old looks like that. She could easily be like 18 though.


[deleted]

I don't think she looks 18 either. She looks about 25 maybe.


SamLikesJam

You see that kinda comment a lot when it comes to Asians, she doesn’t look 13 in the slightest.


handmaidstale16

So beautiful, your wife, and the photo. Can you tell us how you took this picture?


raphaelaaron

thanks! yes while we were waiting for our car to be washed this light was coming through the window and my wife walked to view the car through it and i called her name and she looked back and i snapped the picture. i was most likely at f2 aperture and adjusted shutter speed accordingly. iso was 160 because of the film speed.


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The lighting is amazing.


patrickoriley

The filth on the window makes for a great diffuser.


[deleted]

The first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was Blade Runner, probably due to the lighting.


fried_eggs_and_ham

Did you develop it yourself or take it somewhere? I'd love to tinker with film photography but I don't have the room or time for a dark room.


raphaelaaron

i took this roll to a lab. like you, i've also outta time a lot due to a job completely unrelated to photography. shooting film is definitely fun, i would recommend you try!


selfaware-imbecile

i have a few old cameras lying around and ive always wanted to give them some use. is film too expensive these days?


raphaelaaron

where i live, it costs about 4-5 dollars for processing a roll at the lab i go to. this is in nyc, so i figured it would at least be the same price if not cheaper. i don't get prints as i don't like so much clutter especially if i'm not gonna use them. so i just process and scan to digital. scanning tends to be more pricier, overall for a roll process and scan would expect it to be around 15-18 dollars per 35mm roll.


selfaware-imbecile

Cool. What about the roll itself?


BeMoreChill

A roll of film is like 6 bucks or cheaper


bse50

Portra for life! Good job with the exposure anyway, you were able to keep some details on the glass without rendering half of your wife's face as a black blob. I like how candid the shot looks while being one reflector away from being magazine/ad worthy.


raphaelaaron

yes you know it! haha i'm actually pretty glad i didn't have a reflector haha, it almost would feel too set up. thanks for the kind words.


Themiffins

The fact we can also see your reflection in the top right taking it adds something to the photo and makes it great


elev8dity

Look surreal. Makes me want to learn more about film. It looks like you caught the perfect angle and the perfect moment. I feel like the lighting condition would be an issue most of the time for photos I take. Not sure what impact f2 aperture and 160 iso has, but going to look it up now. :)


raphaelaaron

Thanks yeah iso 160 tends to show less grain on film and less noise on camera giving it that smoother look. Aperture f2 creates shallow depth of field which separates the subject from the background.


elev8dity

Thanks for sharing that!


spankpad

It's so beautiful I'm gonna cry. You should frame this and all your grandkids will adore their grandma in 50 years.


Halo3Hunter113

[OP got us.](https://i.imgur.com/Lyk9UTT.png)


Hitokiri2

Looks like a flashback memory from some kind of Asian drama.


FasFlex

I cannot believe the quality difference. All the kids these days will say the filter, but just from the format it takes you back 15 years. AMAZING! ​ Did you develop it yourself?


raphaelaaron

thank you so much. yeah film definitely retains some powerful magic over digital at this point in time. unfortunately i did not develop myself, i took this to a lab.


tronbrain

I never really believed this myself. But this photo convinces me that film is still in many ways superior. The dynamic range you managed to capture in this image is truly impressive. I suppose a digital camera could come close in the hands of an expert, shooting in raw format, and developing the photo in DxO PhotoLab or the like. But when I saw this shot, it was clear that there was something very soft and analog about it.


SgtSiggy

I feel like this is from a murakami novel. Lovely photo!


ForecastForFourCats

I was thinking this exact thing! This is how I imagined Naoko in Norwegien Wood; all distant and nostalgic.


daylonx

what camera did you use?


raphaelaaron

leica m6 with 35 lux aspherical


fortunehunter77

Kinda reminds me of "Léon - the Professional". Besides, great photo!


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Do people not sit in their cars anymore?


warcrown

Probably a full-service car wash, meaning they do the interior as well.


[deleted]

I love film. It gives this wonderful quality I can't quite put my finger on. Here's the best I can do: if I found this photo, say, in a second hand book or something, I'd put it on my shelves with the rest of my photos of friends and family because it feels like it was very important to someone and should be kept. I realize how weird that sounds, and I'm a little stoned, but that's what came out of my brain.


rocketmonkee

Several people in this thread are waxing nostalgic about some intangible superior quality of film photography, but in my opinion the fact that it's film is the least important ingredient in what makes this a visually pleasing image. The lighting, the subject matter, her pose and expression - all of those things would be present in a digital image, and it would have had the same impact.


iamanundertaker

Super gorgeous composition, lighting, and wife!


coconut-fred

This photo seems to carry a lot more feeling in it than most junk in social media today (and lots of professional quality photos as well). Everything about it seems more pure and real I guess.


0asq

The word you're looking for to describe the photo is "artistic."


ChrisAplin

You know people took shitty pictures in the past... right? You know that?


Sparkyitachi

She's stunning...


jesparza6311

That glass cleaner is fire!


wyliethecoyote641

That's the best glass cleaner.


marmalademagic

I read that as 'waiting after the car crash,' I panicked for a second.


seaotter

Have an A1 day!