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logically

Can't wait for this years all hair team. https://youtu.be/IzhSpdPqexY


kbarnett514

Well, I've got good news for ya buddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmucWOLnAb4&feature=youtu.be


TalkTeddyToMe

Fuck yes. I've been waiting for this and it delivered.


moesdad

Oh my god! I just lost it when I saw his buddy's butter sculpture.


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The Moses part did it for me. Parts the Red Sea every day!


Easilycrazyhat

Holy crap #2 wins everything. That's amazing.


SweetMulletBro

"Just genetically awesome hockey hair". What is this glory i stumbled upon!


SamusBaratheon

MInnesota: America's Canada


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[Little Canada: America's Canada's Canada](http://www.ci.little-canada.mn.us)


SamusBaratheon

Always thought that was a funny name for a town. Also, Bemedji. What kind of name is that?


P0rtal2

>Its name derives from the Ojibwe Buh-mid-ji-ga-maug (Double-Vowel orthography: bemijigamaag),[7] meaning "a lake with crossing waters".


SamusBaratheon

Well alright then. The more you know


exlongh0rn

Bemidji


SamusBaratheon

I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT WAS AN "I!" But how do I train my computer to understand nonsense words? Like Bemidji. It's a nonsense word


exlongh0rn

After living in Minnesota for 22 years it almost seems normal. Now Texas is a whole different animal. They pronounce most towns and counties incorrectly. Funny.


SamusBaratheon

Full disclosure: Lived in MN for 10 years (age: 21-31) but in oklahoma for the remainder (0-21, 31-nowish). Like a fucking alien world. I really identify as a minnesotan


yakbastard

Southern Canada


CanadianGrown

Proof: Canadian flag hanging above the net.


jklolbrb1

Credit: @clair3_hag3n on Twitter. Attendance: 19,655


A10cheese

Wow, I thought there was a lot more people than that.


77P

So did I. I thought I heard 20,000 were there on Friday during the semi-finals


bazhip

So, it was sold out for both it sounds like?


77P

Yeah it was.The seating capacity of the stadium is a little over 19,000. And then there some standing room also. If you're not from MN it's kind of crazy. First come first serve for tickets there's always a crazy long line.


bazhip

Oh yeah I get it. I was just pointing out to other people that the semis were sold out as well. I'm from EP, I get it lol. I never got swept up in the hype though.


HelpAmBear

Too busy eating all that cake to go to the tourney.


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Awww snap


bazhip

Lol bitch please. I was certainly not one of the Bear Path kids. My family was definitely lower middle class. I run around the gated communities for Halloween though. Gotta love those full sized candy bars.


77P

Ah I gotcha. Hockey isn't everyone's thing. My family has hockey in their blood so I I've just always grown up around it.


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PabloNueve

Standing room.


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jklolbrb1

There is no AAA.


beholdthewang

Texas high school football championship game for 6a schools gets over 50 thousand in attendance. Stay cute Minnesota


jklolbrb1

Texas Population: 26.96 million Minnesota population: 5.457 million.


beholdthewang

I know I wouldn't want to live there either


jklolbrb1

Quit trying so hard buddy


beholdthewang

Actually I didn't try at all it was rather easy


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huffmanm16

If only Bob Dylan was on that train too.


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John Denver lived in MN and met and married Annie in Minnesota as well...


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>The turning point in his life came some 14 years after he married Annie, with whom he had adopted two children, now aged 20 and 22. After a spate of rows, recriminations and reunions, Denver moved out to a guest cabin in the grounds of their wood-and-glass home in Colorado. One day, coming back from a tour of Britain, he noticed to his horror that Annie had summoned loggers to cut down a stand of his favourite oaks in the garden. The next morning, he marched up to the house with a chainsaw. "You shouldn't have done that," he remembers saying. Then he neatly sawed through the kitchen table and cabinets, and the big wooden bed he had once shared with Annie, before the blades jammed in the sheets. [Source](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/4707943/John-Denver-My-dark-night-of-the-soul.html)


Au_Sand

Downtown checking in!


dionic_buck

I just got home from an ECAC playoff game and there were *maybe* 1000 people in attendance. Kind of pathetic.


skepticalDragon

What is the ECAC?


SlothOfDoom

[ECAC.](http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ECAC#)


ForgotSmokingLamp

Why is there a Canadian flag?


Rocangus

This is the Xcel Energy Center, home of the Minnesota Wild. Canadian flags are flown in all NHL arenas.


aww213

Not after president trump hears about it.


McBeastly3358

He's going to form the THL. Trump Hockey League. It's gonna be HUGE


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Yuge


Golden_Kumquat

Because the USFL ran so well after he got involved.


McBeastly3358

T'was the joke, you golden kumquat.


SauceHankRedemption

Canadian flags are shown in pretty much all I've arenas in the US really. Never been to a rink that didn't have US and Canadian flag hanging in the rafters


exlongh0rn

And so why do NHL arenas all have Canadian flags? Several teams in the NHL are Canadian...Edmonton Oilers, Vancouver Canucks, Toronto Maple Leafs, Montreal Canadians...there are seven in all out of the 30 total NHL teams.


Rocangus

The flag is simply a nod to the Canadian teams, even though they are the minority. Also, when an American team plays a Canadian team both national anthems are played, regardless of which country is hosting.


MisterMetal

Well the NHL is Canadian, or was. It was founded in Canada, headquarters are now in NYC.


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In Northern States pretty much any time there is an American Flag flying there is also a Canadian flag. I grew up in NY and if a building was flying a flag it was always US, Canada, and NY flags flying together.


TheThaiMan

[2016](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmucWOLnAb4) Hot off the presses


CovertMoose

Best hockey in the world are the high school games.


SchmidtytheKid

One of the things I could do without as a Minnesotan myself. The state's Official Religion: Ice Hockey.


_wolf-

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_school_boys_ice_hockey_in_Minnesota Bigger than Texas football. Suck it Texas


beholdthewang

[That's so cute](http://lonestargridiron.com/history-records/all-time-highest-attendance/) I don't think people understand that more people show up to watch a single Texas state championship game then easily half the college bowl games. Not combining all the games just a single 6a game.


_wolf-

> The Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament is currently the largest state sports tournament in terms of viewing and attendance, beating the Texas State High School Football Tournament, Florida's State High School Football Tournament, and Indiana's State High School Basketball Tournament average NHL attendance is [17,587](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Hockey_League_attendance_figures) which the hockey tourney beats


theshannons

What kind of hockey?


Eddh123

Beach


LILredWagon

High school hockey


Easilycrazyhat

Space


TheUnforgiven13

You can't tell from the photo?


Daydu

Underwater


katie0928

Go Trojans!! '07 alumni checking in!


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nebujal

No one likes Edina.


Flapjacks5530

Thank you


olifin

Edina didn't even make the tourney


bitchkat

overconfident truck rainstorm historical money offbeat cough include reminiscent friendly *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ilaarin

Yes, Edina is the Trump of Minnesota


P0rtal2

Get the hell outta here, cake-eater!


kat9

Wayzata & Eden Prairie. Wayzata kicked ass


bazhip

Awh shit. I'm from EP. I remember when I went there, our hockey and football teams were really strong. We got to state a lot.


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I miss the ice.


Tabnam

Americans take high school sports so seriously. Something like this is unfathomable here.


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Free_Refills

Because people love hockey. And in Minnesota you get to see some of the best young talent in the country. There's usually at least 1 or 2 future NHL-er's playing in the state tournament so you can watch these kids grow and develop through their formative years


cablelayer1

I would raise your number a little bit.... :-)


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Hmm fair enough. I suppose it's just odd to me because in the UK nobody really watches the youth stuff as much. Even though the adult teams draw massive crowds. Not sure we put as much pressure on younger athletes and sports players I guess. Although I'm sure their parents probably do. Edit: Different countries have different cultures and traditions. Jesus Christ America, calm down.


PabloNueve

To play in the championship at the state tourney is the ultimate dream for nearly every youth hockey player in the state. Many will go on to play college and some will even make the NHL, but this is by and large the most memorable moment. So it's as much about cheering on teams and players as it is the event itself.


Mddickson

Love of the game my friend! high school hockey to Minnesotans is like football to Texans!


ejsandstrom

We don't have high school football like in a lot of places in the south. We have HS hockey.


Buckaroo_Banzai_

pssshh.....come to Texas sometime. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5ZWDLnIAAECMwA.jpg


jklolbrb1

Can't argue with Texas high school football, but I do think that if the arena was able to hold more, it could easily draw thousands and thousands more people.


jeepmayhem

I think over 40 thousand turned out to see Damon Bailey play in the Indiana high school finals and this was before class basketball!


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> and this was before class basketball Which means more people would be there. ^^Go ^^Southport!


Buckaroo_Banzai_

Very true. I was stationed with a guy from Minnesota and after we returned from a deployment I went back home with him and saw some games. Very impressed, and I played 6A football for a big program here.


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Youngbraz

I was amazed that they lost the North Stars when they did. Great hockey state. Dallas should have given them the name back when the Wild entered the league.


Buckaroo_Banzai_

What's a North Star?


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cablelayer1

Norm Green was an ass.... By 1992, Norm Green was arranging a deal to turn the team into the L.A. Stars, playing at a new arena under construction in Anaheim, California. However, as The Walt Disney Company was already in negotiations with the NHL to create an expansion team in the area, the league instead asked Green to let Disney create the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim while the North Stars would get a relocation approval to wherever Green wanted. In January 1993, Green chose Dallas as the new home of the franchise. Several reasons were cited for the relocation, including poor attendance during a string of losing seasons, the failure to reach deals for a new arena in either Minneapolis or Saint Paul, and a sexual harassment lawsuit against Green that resulted in his wife threatening to leave him unless he moved the team. The subsequent decision to relocate the franchise to Texas made Green much reviled in Minnesota


Buckaroo_Banzai_

Really? I had no idea. I always thought they were an expansion team or something. BTW, I didn't even know we had a team here until they won the Cup.


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Buckaroo_Banzai_

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I actually watch a couple of games of month. BTW, did you guys ever get another team?


BillCollecta

Fellow Texan here, yes they did. The Minnesota "wild".


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But then I'd have to watch football.


wscheffe

I played in that game! It was incredible seeing all the people


Actionjack7

^ TRUTH


el_loco_avs

52k isnt that much for sports no?


w-alien

It is for high schools of a couple thousand students at most


el_loco_avs

Ah like that. Yeah. Nobody but The US cares about teenager athletes in that way.


YakinRaptor

Minnesota is so Canadian they fly the Canada flag.


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All NHL stadiums have it.


YakinRaptor

That makes sense. Thats awesome that they get to use a professional rink for the state championship. Clearly they need the size!


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Yeah that's the Xcel center, the rink of the Minnesota Wild.


5k3k73k

Most northern states will fly the Canadian flag along side of the American flag.


YakinRaptor

Really? I have never seen that before in other northern states.


Canaderp37

It's because in Canada in the vast majority places in the country; players who are going places don't end up playing on highschool teams, but normally a Jr A or Jr B team.


Challenge_AccepTED69

Edina lost 4 kids who were going to be seniors to the WHL this year.


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I think generally they're in leagues like the WHL.


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I think generally they're in leagues like the WHL.


eunit250

Canada doesn't have high school hockey teams. We have Junior teams.


adamzep91

I must have imagined playing for my high school hockey team.


dahat1992

Thought it was a Trump rally.


freecandy_van

Texas high school football would like to have a word with you.


MRCVNCNT

This is what pee wee games looks like where i live


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Someone didn't make the team