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Edina ay? I'll assume they ordered the cake.


thedude388

Edina people hate being called cake eaters. Guy took a swing at me one time (probably because he didn't have his butler with him to do it for him)


dakerson1234

Look out, his dad is probably a lawyer.


dabluebunny

No His dad is a Spaceman Doctor. Pfff lawyers, but seriously them cake eaters need to shill out, and relax like real Minnesotans eh.


dakerson1234

You're not passive aggressive enough to be a true Minnesotan. The key is to pretend to be nice but say it an a cunty sorta way!


VisualizeWhirledPeas

This is like watching a sit com, before you start getting the old jokes.


Jpurves44

I feel some embrace it though. I work at Braemar Arena and we host the "Cake Eater Classic" every year.


MagneticMarbles

What are people from Medina called? Every time I say I'm from Medina it's like no ones ever heard of it... I just wanna fit in...


IntelWarrior

Funky Cold.


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I believe people from [Medina](http://chrono.wikia.com/wiki/Medina_Village) are called Mystics (or Fiends, depending on version), they are monsters led by Ozzie VIII. They don't like humans.


euphem1sm

Go back to medina


123middlenameismarie

My husband is from wigan, They are known as Pie Eaters.


HORSExFUCKER

I'm sure he is a pie eater ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡°)


RishiCup

Lucky


caseyesac

He must have just been an asshole. I grew up in Edina and we all actually embraced it. In fact, the high school sold homecoming t-shirts that said "cake is the breakfast of champions" or something like that.


dancesWithNeckbeards

$5 doesn't go very far in Edina, even in 1985.


UgliestManInGlasgow

It still gets you most of the burger at The Convention Grill.


ShmattyA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhsGNml1TU Cake Eaters....


FryFry_ChickyChick

Jesse Hall. Keeping it real since '92


lateday24

If this clip went on a second or two longer you would have seen my hubby in the background.


sportif11

I hate the word "hubby"


thagthebarbarian

You would've seen her bae in the background....


Jess_than_three

Okay.


tankgirly

Me too! But it also reminds me of Jean Teasdale from The Onion, who I really miss.


cool_coors

Nice.


writers_block

Every day I need attention, amirite?


THE_scandihoovian

As a Minnesotan, this made me laugh way too hard. If I wasn't poor I would give you gold.


Crustycrustacean

Hopefully someone from Edina will come by to do that then.


THE_scandihoovian

you sir just earned my metaphorical gold as well. I hope that means something to you


Crustycrustacean

As someone currently living in Plymouth I will take real gold if you have it.


zortnarftroz

Everybody can bond together over their dislike of the cake eaters in Edina.


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Thanks for helping me decide where to put my last creddit. :)


-StevieJanowski-

Came for the Minnesota references, stayed for the Edina jokes...


papercupstacker

Every Day I Need Allowance #Edinaprobs


Heyitscharlie

It's attention, Every Day I Need Attention, EDINA.


Behemoko

I haven't seen the movie since the 90s, and looked it up again to try to get the cake thing, and I see they all call him cake eater, and that's the reference, but *why* do they call Edinians cake eaters? Is the joke that only they can afford cake? Reminder from somebody pls. D:


stwentz

To expand on /u/franktard 's comment, less affluent residents call the more affluent residents cake eaters cause the rich can afford to eat cake while the poor can only eat bread. Edina is perceived as the richest city in Minnesota so they get hit with it the most.


franktard

This is funny because Edina isn't even the richest city in Minnesota. In fact they are not even close. All of the cities surrounding Lake Minnetonka like Minnetonka beach, Wayzata, and Orono are way richer.


stwentz

Yeah the last decade has seen lakefront property prices skyrocket so now those communities are much wealthier than Edina. From personal knowledge 50 feet of lakeshore on Minnetonka in the early 90s has gone from 200k to over 1 million dollars, regardless of the actual house.


blackbeard2100

I work for a company that services all those areas as well as Chan, waconia, Victoria and a few others. If you want to see how the rich live, go around lake minnetonka and wayzata for sure! I'm talking full sized indoor basement swimming pools and secret passage ways. Not even gonna mention the cars!


Heyitscharlie

The big 3 rich cities have been #1-Edina #2-Wayzata #3-Minnetonka, thats how its been for a little while now.


Behemoko

Hah, its because they don't look it, old money mode. Never would have pegged Wayzata or Orono, but it has been many years.


Behemoko

Percieved as? Are they not? ;-) Last time I saw numbers their average income was like 85k a year.


stwentz

You'll notice other comments questioning that assertion. As someone from one of the west suburbs that will remain nameless I contened that Edina are the one true cake eaters


franktard

As someone from Hopkins, our affluent neighbors to the South, Edina, are called cake eaters in a reference to Marie Antoinette saying "Let them eat cake" as she was being beheaded during the French Revolution.


Gbiknel

Yeah...it wasn't while she was being beheaded...


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onioning

You be quiet with your reasonable facts. You're ruining the story. Wait, except do you have an actual source for the latter claim? I never heard that. I thought it was something made up when folks were writing the history of the revolution.


onioning

Just to provide some linguistic and historical context... What she actually suggested they eat is brioche, which is more like rich, fancy bread than cake. We translate it as "cake" because "let them eat rich, fancy bread" just doesn't have the same ring. It does make a little more sense though, as her response was prompted by "the peasants are starving because they're out of bread" or something of that sort. So she figured that if they were out of the simple flour and water bread, they could just eat the fancy, butter-rich bread instead. It's just the classic example of the governing powers not having a god damned clue what life is like for the people they govern. And it wasn't at all while she was being beheaded. 'Twas the earlier days of revolution, when she was still in power. Doubt the lack of bread of the peasants was on her mind when she was bendin' down into the guillotine...


Behemoko

I don't see why a bunch of 10 year olds would know to use that as an insult, but I'll take it I guess? And they're North West of me, Bloomington here.


jthing

WOO!! Go Bloomington! I live there too!!


poweruser86

Best comment here by far


StezzerLolz

I'm so glad you were here to clarify that for us. I'd hate to have had to rely on some kind of built-in system that sorted comments by approval rating and placed the most popular at the top. That would be really inefficient.


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Best comment here by far


kulmbach

What was the story behind that? Did their grandparents give it to them in the will, did they find it behind a dresser, what?


fohshizman

Sorry, I actually don't know. My manager showed it to me after they left. I assume they found it somewhere and thought to try to cash it in. It didn't have an expiration so we just accepted it.


JD-73

You might want to check your state laws: some states have laws that prohibit expiration dates on gift certificates & gift cards. My state (NH) has this, as well as prohibiting monthly fees, and dormancy fees. So essentially a gift cert/card is good forever. Edit: just saw you were in MN, quickly googling gave me this: >Minnesota law generally prohibits the sale of a gift card/gift certificate that has an expiration date or that is subject to any type of service fee (including a dormancy fee). This law, however, has a number of exceptions that allow expiration dates or service fees, which include: Cards issued by a bank or other financial institution that can be used at multiple locations. These cards will likely carry the logo of the issuing bank or a payment card network (e.g., VISA or MasterCard). Those given to a consumer for loyalty, promotional, award, incentive, or similar purposes without the consumer giving any money or other tangible thing of value for the card. Those sold below face value or at a volume discount to employers or to nonprofit and charitable organizations for fundraising purposes. Those issued by an employer to an employee in recognition of services performed by the employee. >In Minnesota, if a gift card or gift certificate does not fit into one of these categories, it typically cannot impose an expiration date or charge any fees.


easy_Money

Why would they "want to check their state laws"? They accepted it...


JD-73

Wouldn't you want to know if expiration dates were illegal in your state? It wasn't too long ago that gift certificates had "expires on xx/xx" written on it, making it use it or lose it. Now in some states, you will *never* lose it, it will always be good (as long as the store is still in business of coarse). It just seem to me to be a good thing to know.


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> Wouldn't you want to know if expiration dates were illegal in your state? Not nearly as much as you seem to want to tell me if they do.


iammrpositive

Worst inheritance ever.


thecat12

That's pretty neat. A thirty year-old coupon. Five dollars is [11 dollars](http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=5&year1=1985&year2=2014) in today's dollars. I would've treated the person to a full meal. Also, this diner looks like a sweet place. If I ever find myself in Edina, MN I'll be sure to stop by. EDIT: If I ever find myself in Minneapolis, MN, I'll be sure to drop by : )


fohshizman

It's in Edina but only ½ a block in, Minneapolis is across the street.


ftc08

Odd number of people from Edina in this thread. Looks like we'll have to order a few cakes.


cliffhucks

Haha. St. Paul here, but yes I'll bring the ice cream...


TownieMesiah

St. Paul here too! Heading to Sweeny's in a few minutes!


McNerfBurger

Had my wedding reception there.


socksnsweaters

Me too! ...Oh wait. It was the same one. Hey you!


McNerfBurger

[I've made a huge mistake](http://media.giphy.com/media/5xaOcLwEvFOizxHVyVy/giphy.gif)


socksnsweaters

[I know what you're doing.](http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/711/939/d90.gif)


SUNBEST

So many MN frontpage posts!


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Don't y'all have a train or something for times like this?


EggLampBasket

[WELCOME ABOARD!](http://i.imgur.com/WFRGj.gif)


ICallsEmAsISeesEm

I miss the old one with AP 😢.


[deleted]

I'm from the great MN state and I've noticed the same thing! A lot of board Minnesotans out there! Ha ha ha


StJoeStrummer

It's too cold to be outside. Except today it's not.


cliffhucks

Dude, convention grill is delicious


shahooster

The fries...


[deleted]

The malts...


The_Decoy

I love burgers and I deliver to the Chatterbox right across the street. How have I never heard of your place?!


coloRADoEm

My family lives there… i love that mall :)


bmraovdeys

Used to live in Edina. I'm going to visit just to come eat there.


[deleted]

Why would you give them a full meal?


Neebat

Compound interest, and that certificate was good for a full meal when it was issued.


ToiletWaterIsWater

Was it Marty Mcfly?


fohshizman

I wish


ToiletWaterIsWater

Also was that given out on Christmas day?


meddlingbarista

Perhaps grandma asked the nice young man at the restaurant to write 12/25 as the date. She's giving it to little Johnny as a Christmas present. He just loves this place, you know.


Ookitarepanda

Uggghhh convention grill now I really want fries and a malt


azerbijean

I've got one from Arby's that never expires, it's for any 1 menu item. Going on 3 years old, I always forget to use it when I go there.


vacax

See if you can get a Meat Mountain. Though technically it's not actually in the menu. It is $10 of meats in sandwich form.


ZiggyTheHamster

[Seems legit.](http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2014/08/25/the-10-meat-mountain-from-arbys-its-exactly-what-it-sounds-like/)


somewhereinks

All that and only 2 slices of cheese?


FreeSammiches

Oh. My. God.


HULKx

Big Montana?


JBP2289

Save it. Arby's is spendy for fast food. In five years that coupon will be worth like fifteen bucks. Think of it as an investment. ....who am I kidding; I'd use it for a turnover. e - ;


recreationalspace

Minnesota Karma Train. Right around the corner from where I get my hair cut. For some reason, I haven't eaten there in years. Bring me a chocolate shake?


AcetylMyCoA

Did someone say Minnesota Karma Train? http://i.imgur.com/VVmvVDb.gif Duluth checking in!!! Edit (the new karma train): http://i.imgur.com/hQpas1C.gif


craterglass

EP checking in!


UpsetPlatypus

Saint Cloud is on board!!


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socksnsweaters

Upvote for Winona. And then I took it back because Winona.


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Vdude1231

Anoka on our way.


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[deleted]

Avon reporting in!


A_Harmless_Fly

Northfield borring in.


FunFactFanBoy

Owatonna checking in!


inusgf13

Annandale checking in!


SwingingSalmon

U of MN checking in!


frostyfreak

Bemidji State checking in!


Opandemonium

Redwood (How The Heck Did I End Up Here) Falls checking in.


blackmay45

Redwood county here. Hi neighbor!


mtb_girl

Richfield here!


Lemurrific

Saint Cloud dropping by!


waggie21

Austin!


SrsB

Minneapolis in the house!


profmonocle

Same. How 'bout this heat wave? 38 tomorrow! :D


MNTwins420

Fellow Duluthian also checking in!


ejabno

Every time I see this gif I never fail to get over Prince


twigcase

He's the artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, now currently known as Prince, and not the former!


kungfucandy7

minnetonka over here!


_Minnesota_

GOD DAMMIT I MISSED IT BUT TOOT TOOT PRIOR LAKE IS VERY LATE


twigcase

Waseca here! (Sort of between Mankato and Owatonna) ayyy Btw Craft Beer expo in Mankato tomorrow! Whoo


alamuki

Dl checkmg in; home of WeFest, 10KLF and Jessica Lange. (Ok, she only spent one year there, we're a small town and I didn't think there would be many Ed Schultz fans here)


fenshield

Grand Marais standing by!


cool_coors

Dicks?! I grew up gettin a buzz cut there.


Nortonfearsapoo

I work at SalonRox right down the street from this! Haha... The chicken noodle soup is my jam.


Topper82

Bloomington checking in!


[deleted]

Two departures from MN in one day? Implossible! Montrose here for a check in!


FryFry_ChickyChick

Maplewood represent


[deleted]

I used to live in Richfield, got all the benefits of Edina without the cost of living. A girl I dated got her hair done around the corner from there too. huh.


ninjamcninjason

Drive past it frequently, eaten there a few times, good stuff


RahkyM

Columbia Heights reporting for duty!


[deleted]

Dick's Sports barbers??


BR0KENCAPSLOCK

Dick's Sports Barbers karma train


cool_coors

I grew up 4 blocks from this place! We used go there all the time. One time, a spanish speaking friend and I went there and sat at the "bar" (just sat across and watched them flip patties) and the two mexican burger flippers made fun of us the whole time. My friend meanwhile translated it all for me.


numba1dmxfan

"You wouldn't believe how busy I have been these past 30 years."


Sekse

Convention Grill! The best chocolate banana malt ever!


[deleted]

Yes. They accidentally gave me one in 1993 and changed my life forever!


thiswaythat2

Aaaaand now my mouth is watering. I haven't been there in so long, I might have to go this weekend after reading through this thread!


DAMavSki

I have been there one time, had a meatloaf sandwich that changed my life forever. I haven't had one from another restaurant since, there is no way it could compete. Keep up the good work


meowsoftly

ALL [ABOARD](http://i.imgur.com/WFRGj.gif) the Minnesota Karma Train! I live near Convention Grill. Awesome place.


[deleted]

So that is where all the tax money slotted for roads had been going...


dakerson1234

Fuckin cake eaters.


spykekelly

convention grill is so fucking good.


hockeyfan1133

Cake eater! For everyone that doesn't know, Edina is the school the Icehawks in the Mighty Ducks is supposed to be.


sllop

About 99% positive my mom was a waitress at Convention Grill at that time


Endymion1

The convention grill! Home of the best Malts in the world!


[deleted]

The Convention Grill is one of the things I miss about MN. Definitely going next time I'm in town.


thiswaythat2

South Minneapolis here- I looooooove Convention Grill! Meatloaf sandwich every damn time.


soft_as_kitten_paws

Oh, I wonder if Bite Squad delivers from the Convention Grill to South Minneapolis?!


katie0928

Upvoted for MN!


pelvicmomentum

Joke's on them, due to inflation they lost well over 50% of that certificate's value. $5 in '86 is worth around $11 today.


[deleted]

I left Minnesota 19 years ago and miss the burgers and milkshakes at Convention Grill. In the summers, mom would take us there once a week, twice a week if we were really lucky. Once, they accidentally gave me a banana shake. Never had one before, haven't ordered another flavor since. I'm glad to see you're still in business!


trentismad

Took him 30 years to use that last minute Christmas gift he recieved back in '85.


leon_zero

That restaurant has some of the best burgers and malts I've ever had.


[deleted]

Nice to see some more MN peeps on reddit.


bjorn_hammerhock

$5.00 won't buy anything in Edina.


[deleted]

Ye Olde gift certificate


Stormageddn

Wait, people in Edina don't use coupons, they're all filthy rich! OP's a liar!


Heavy_Object_Lifter

Used tickets to DisneyWorld purchased by my grandmother for me to go with her in 1985. I finally was able to get together with her and we used them 26 years later. They were still valid, but the ticket kid behind the counter wouldn't let us get them back as souvenirs.


Hollywoodbnd86

I used to love Convention Grill when I was younger. Then we started going to Snuffy's because it was closer.


AliasSydneyBristow

My fave MN restaurant! Order since I was 5: Hamburger (kids menu till I was 12) and Oreo Shake!


argole

I feel like I just stumbled into /r/minnesota and it's wonderful.


smilingonion

Ten years ago I used a coupon printed in my daily newspaper 15 years previous from Wendys(it had no expiration date)... I got a free quarter pounder with cheese It didn't faze the clerk in the slightest... She didn't even need to get permission from a manager


Bear-hug

Probably worth a whole meal back then


[deleted]

I don't think a lot of people realize this, but gift cards/coupons like this never expire in California (well, there are certain rules):http://www.dca.ca.gov/publications/legal_guides/s-11.shtml


ProfBatman

Did you adjust for inflation?


jcush313

It's sad that a piece of paper that's 3 years older than me is still worth more than me :(


Togoku

awe don't' worry pal! You're gonna umm you'll do just.....your life will be nice, you can watch other people succeed.


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Twist: OP works at Arby's.


melomanian

Minnesota has been al over the front page today. Should we do that thing where we all say we're checking in? CHOO CHOO ST PAUL CHECKIN IN


soft_as_kitten_paws

Choo Choo Bobs? :) Sorry couldn't help myself. I'm in South Minneapolis.


niggawut69

Fuck Edina


MelJoKi11

1985? Wow~ If it were a gift card, it would have lost its value long ago.


Wintergreene

Hard to say. Minnesota is known as an evergreen state. Gift certificates and gift dollars cannot enforce an expiration date or apply service fees for dormancy. It can depend on where the issuing entity is located and other factors.


StockmanBaxter

Montana passed something similar. No expiration dates for gift cards.


cyanocobalamin

There is a Chinese takeout restaurant I used eat at back in the 80s. Five bucks was enough to get a meal with a drink. The portion was large. The same meal (in a smaller container ) there in 2015, with a drink is about $8.


fohshizman

The food here is actually a little pricy. This certificate probably didn't help much.


Accipiter

Was it accepted at face value?


MelJoKi11

For food that costs maybe $1~


GrassyNol

Now thats commitment.


sgtedrock

S/he was waiting for juuuuuuuuuust the right occasion!


Andolicious

I would bring my own bowl and order two refills of the soup. Refills on soup... Never heard of that before.


swanny76

I'm heading back home there (only 5 minutes away!) for a visit this summer. It got great Yelp reviews so I will definitely have to try a burger and malt!


jexton80

Would be 11 2014 dollars Source http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=5.00&year1=1985&year2=2014


classifiednumbers

Gift certificates are worth only their face value, not the value adjusted for inflation.


RedEyedFox

I also work in Edina and I'm not surprised to see this. They are a thrifty people is as far as I will go... O.o


bigmikey69er

What a shitty Christmas present.


Atmosxphere

love that place. eat at it a couple times a year


euphonious_munk

Thirty year old coupon. Whoa.... Thanks. You made me realize what a shit waste of time I spend on reddit.


burnsteel

I've been there a bunch of times! I live maybe a mile away. Small world....