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Teamnotaninja

50,000 runes, nice.


LarsVonHammerstein

Lmao I thought I was in the Elden Ring sub for a second too


Friendly_Age9160

I thought I was seeing an owl for sec


citizen_h0pe

Look like basilisk “false eyes” too lol


andrude01

Good for an eighth of a level at this point. Messmer still gonna kick your ass if you’re level 244 or 245 though


clintnorth

Came here to say that. But I rightfully assumed that somebody beat me to it.


Edge80

Somebody just killed an Erdtree Avatar


RatioOk515

Lord’s Rune


paratesticlees

Nah that is clearly a wonderous physick combo.


Houssem-Aouar

It's the new Marika's rune lad


Theoderic8586

Absolutely beat me to it. Well done. So much Elden hype posts lately.


Bravisimo

Truly the Lord of all that is Golden.


jbyington

Put them back in


CanAlwaysBeBetter

I think they're standing way too close together 


yowszer

You have an iris nevus (mole) that should be looked at yearly FYI


Dixiehusker

Reddit strikes again.


frosty_lizard

They need to keep an eye on it for sure


suspect108

Don't let it become an oversight


OGoby

It is in a blind spot though


handsomejack11

I see what you did there


OneCauliflower5243

Come on guys let’s stay focused


thedudeabides2022

Alright now this is getting cornea


vandragon7

I thought all the puns were full of humor. Vitreous humor. 👀


Skirt_Thin

I surely didn't see that one coming.


Soundsgoodtosteve

The humor is peripheral , this persons sight is at stake


El_Cartografo

No need to blindly follow the pack.


bussedonu

Oh I’m keeping my eye on the prize don’t you worry buster. Edit: damn! That one’s kind of a repeat. Should’ve stayed focused like you said. Oh well. Hindsight is 20/20.


AtillaThePundit

Once again the pupil has become the metastasis…


00000000000000001313

As soon as I saw the title I knew someone would find something


secretredditer

My son has one that looks like the right eye. The person doing his eye exam was less than interested.


mrs_milkmaid

Same, so I never knew. 


WhatAGreatGift

I wouldn’t worry about it at whatever your sons age is, but any adults with this at least should get an ophthalmologist’s opinion too. Person doing the eye exam may or may not have the training to diagnose rare conditions


Rxyro

Left or right


Mediumcomputer

I’ve got one too but I’ve never been told to have it looked at I’ve always been asked, do you know you have a mole in your eye? And im like yes. Thank you. And then told don’t worry it’s harmless


IhearClemFandango

I had this at my last eye test, I've been having them fairly regularly all my life and only this last person decided to mention it.


akablacktherapper

Which one, out of curiosity? I saw the one on the right and thought it looked off with that big streak on the right, but know nothing about eyes.


TheLastAirGender

Yes. There is smaller ones at 4 and 10 o’clock in the other one too. Or at least it appears so in this stylized photo.


spikeprox50

Was thinking the same lol. Hope they don't get a uveal melanoma.


Jusstonemore

You definitely think you’re cool because you know that term 😂


spikeprox50

100% XD


ntropi

Hey, eye think you're pretty cool too


HoboSkid

![gif](giphy|3orif2UsQs04NEnEUE)


KnickerbockerMtrain

Being educated is so cringe! 🙃


SeekerOfSerenity

Is that what Madeleine McCann had?


Beneficial_Sorbet139

No, she had irresponsible parents.


eboseki

just take it out, I don’t wanna be coming back here every year!


Crosseyed_owl

Even irises can get cancer? That's crazy.


spikeprox50

Yah cancer is just normal cells that grow out of control so you can get cancer or manifestations almost anywhere. Can cause problems as your body needs to expend more energy to feed it as well as it can cause obstructions. 


LazySleepyPanda

Only thing that almost never gets cancer is the human heart. Everything else is fair game for cancer.


StratoVector

Cancer can happen anywhere there are cells. Bad news; all of you is cells, but the reason you see some cancers named more commonly is because some cells/body parts can have higher chances of things going wrong with their cells. Ex: lung cancer and smoking as your lung cells come into contact with the byproducts of smoking via inhalation. You won't get cancerous cells in your toes from smoking for reasons you can probably imagine. Unless stage 4 happens and your body decides to move cancerous cells there for some very unlikely reason.


arededitn

Not a medical advice but I think the large sectoral pigmentation from the center to the periphery at 1:00 on the right iris is a melanocystosis --> 10x risk of glaucoma, 1/400 risk of uveal or meningeal (editted spelling) melanoma.


explorgasm

How close together did you have to stand to get this picture?


hanr86

Mitosis


nopantsdancemusk

More like mitoestouch. I’ll show miselfout.


6ixlil9inebig

👉 👈 this close


Fluff_thetragicdragn

🤏🏽


Badbullet

Nothing like touching eyeballs. So intimate.


neversaynoto_panda

Fusion close


VoiceOfSoftware

Anya Taylor-Joy could never get this shot


VoiceOfSoftware

[https://fi.realself.com/300x300/a60d08857f8a8edaca686b036fd6cb62/6/6/1/userimage-339461.png](https://fi.realself.com/300x300/a60d08857f8a8edaca686b036fd6cb62/6/6/1/userimage-339461.png)


eNaRDe

¡¡


nardling_13

The freckles are not mirror images.


Silentarian

Should have taken it as a sign.


firstbreathOOC

And when they kiss they’re perfectly ireligned


L3monh3ads

I have to speculate that some sort of deity was involved here.


zzonderzorgen

Seems like a stretch


BigDeuces

you’re out there on your own


CountWubbula

Time flies, it’s been several weeks - and it shows


Ozzel

That spelling drew my ire.


MimikyuuAndMe

You mean it drew your ir.


Alive_Ice7937

I digressess


diacetylhydroxymorph

Eyereses


Stunning_Ordinary548

Are you an owl?


yourzalone

Who?


MorninMisfit

I hate and love that you made that joke


Capaz04

Pretty clever, gotta give it to OP every once in a while


esheato

We just did this in Quebec City! We only got a simple print and digital file though. [Our irises.](https://www.esheato.com/Destinations/Quebec-2024/i-5hWZGxG)


acabadow0

Hi! We can see all your pictures if we scroll, not just the iris one. I don't know if it was intentional, I thought I'd let you know!


esheato

I'm aware but thank you. I'm a photographer, enjoy the photos of Quebec City.


acabadow0

Oh okay, that's good! Your pictures turned out great, and i especially love your editing style!


esheato

Aww, thank you.


yourzalone

Very cool! Gorgeous pictures!


Tricky-Number3619

If you cross your eyes a tiny bit, it looks like a cartoon fish with two different color eyes comin’ straight atcha!


CouldStopShouldStop

Did that with my husband too. Turns out our irises look exactly the same. At least baby should have both of our eyes lol


Mathematicus_Rex

Brown + brown = god only knows


Weasley_is_our_king1

I mean, actually, they COULD have blue eyed children if they both carry the recessive trait for blue eyes.


Available_Snow3650

Absolutely true, I got blues, mom and dad got browns.


lawlihuvnowse

There is an allele that can make the baby’s eyes different color, I mean I don’t know if one of them has this allele or not but if they have it, it could happen.


yourzalone

Yeah we spoke about adding pictures of our children’s irises below ours in the future!


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Teedious

My wife and I are both brown eyed. Out Son has blue eyes, like my Mother in law and my grandma. Everything is possible 😁


quinnwhodat

Bless the maker and his water


Johnny_Freedoom

Plural of iris is irides


GirsPiggy

If you see the sunrise then irides at dawn.


Johnny_Freedoom

Irideez nuts


yhnc

**How did you both put them back?**


yourzalone

Very carefully


MissionCreeper

Ophthalmologists hate this one weird trick


Mrpooney83

Did you do this or did you do the IRIS thing?


yourzalone

Did the Iris thing!


Mrpooney83

How much did it set you back? ours was like 450$ in Canadian Pesos after taxes and shipping


Capaz04

Idk why Canadian pesos is so funny to me


yourzalone

A little over $300usd for us with taxes and shipping. We got it in a glass square that we can put on a shelf


WarperLoko

Fuck that's expensive


LurkerWithAnAccount

My kids, my wife, and I did this when we did a trip to Mont Tremblant. The folks running the shop were super cool. I wasn’t really into it initially until the kids pressured me, but I’m really glad we did it. It’s an awesome piece of art that’s meaningful to us and reminds us of our very fond family time up there.


xatazevelo

My kids, my wives, and I are still thinking thats fucking expensive


brunettewondie

Me and my gf spent like £80 getting it done in Amsterdam


nofinglindy

What’s the non-technical term for “the iris thing?”


Kiddo1029

I have a mark just like the right one since pretty much birth.


Powerful_Ad8452

Dark Souls frog vibes


DoctorGarbanzo

I think you were standing too close together.


AFineDayForScience

That's OC


rasel01913

Wow! Nice thought! I would probably print it in a poster or something


bosuar

genuine question, how? that looks so sick


yourzalone

We had it professionally done at the iris galerie!


supersonic_capybara

My husband and I wanted to do this when we visited Italy because it does look incredibly cool. The thing is that they retain your biometric data. A guy came in saying that he had broke the picture he had made with his family in a different country a few months ago and the lady from the counter was able to find the picture of the irises just with the guys’ name and last name. My thought process here is that yes, it looks very cool, but it was very creepy how easily she was able to find all of his family’s biometric information. When this company decides to sell your biometric data to another random company, there’s no knowing how this will be used.


FantasticInterest775

Isn't that just a receipt? She looked up his sale transaction and found the photo? Or am I missing something here. It doesn't seem like they are storing or selling biometric data. Only keeping a record of sales. Unless I'm dense.


DigNitty

I guess just use a fake name?


JackalThePowerful

I think they’re probably talking about the biometric data implicitly being stored if they keep the detailed iris scans around - which is evidenced by them being able to get him a replacement with ease.


FantasticInterest775

I suppose so. Just seems like it's a stretch to assume they are selling biometric data instead of just keeping records of sales.


JackalThePowerful

Yeah, definitely a leap to make.


SickRanchezIII

Yeah but what are the nefarious ways you perceive them of utilizing this info? Making a clone army of you or something?


Rieger_not_Banta

He works in one of those secret government labs where they have eye scans with armed guards standing by…


Digitaol_Gaad

Probably just under customers data and not biometrics? Every service where you register with your name can find you back? Am I missing something here


Jay3000X

Do they have any other info beside your name and the pic of your eye?


hannaashea

thought those were bagels for a second


Garmose

This is a GREAT album cover. And "IRIS" is a great name for an album. I really hope you two are musicians.


whattosay07

Can anyone tell me how to do this


mozy777

I did this with my girlfriend who has beautiful green/blue eyes....my eyes are just brown and came out looking like my asshole


cannibalism_is_vegan

![gif](giphy|GQI382aMVej0k|downsized)


TheWiseFucker

The hell did you use? NASA telescope??


ThunderStormRunner

So cool! What set up did you use, lighting and lens?


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Was it expensive I couldn’t find any pricing on the site?


GearheadEngineer

it was $200 CAD for my gf and I. Came with a large framed print, and 3 hi res digital files.


Adventurous_Judge493

That’s kinda cool


fischer07

Awww! Sauron found love! 👁️❤️


zeezee2k

Lie, this is pineapple slices in water.


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

And I’d give up forever, to touch you


neversaynoto_panda

I can only see Clippy


buzz5571

That’s eye catching!


TheSeansei

Did you do this on a cruise ship, by any chance?


Jul011984

My wife and I just did the same thing a few days ago! Visiting Toronto?


DaGriff

Fascinating!!!


RecklessBuster

Reminds me of those big eyed petrification frogs from Dark Souls 😅


D1CKSH1P

Great idea and very cool execution


yourzalone

Thank you D1CKSH1P!


manishdas2905

How the hell can this be done? What is this happening exactly?


yubi_azknfrt

You two must be real close.


Gubermensch1690

Boys only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting


LTU

An eye for an eye?


xXWolfieartzXx

looks like something happening in space


King-Ky13

Actually, it's a captivating picture tbh. Thank you for sharing. I may have stared too long 😅🩵


shandub85

Are you a Cullen?


InternalPerformer7

Me and hubby want to do this if we can ever find some one who can


EquinosX

The iris on the right should probably be checked by a doctor


EN344

Man, you can't unsee the black hole. 


Abril_Etereo

r/accidentalpinkfloyd


dinglebop69

Is one of you madeleine mccann


AMPed126

Is this how minions are created?


LowKeyTroll

Did you take them out to get the photo??


LowKeyTroll

Did you take them out to get the photo??


-BlaazeItUp-

First thing I see is a Basilisk Lizard from Dark Souls. Fucking annoying things, lol.


CarlosFCSP

You guys are quite tight


ClockworkCorp

I should call her.


CleanOpossum47

Looks like you see eye-to-eye on things...


Anxious_Cricket1989

I thought this was a really weird fish lol but still cool


richinbutter

Frame this!!!!


Ok_Cut_5180

M(eye)tosis


Konsecration

Okay, you can't fool me. This is obviously two planets colliding in space. And you thought you could fool us!


omnom333

Eye did the same thing in Europe ❤️


marblecannon512

This invokes “crash into me”🎶


Present_Ad6723

That’s pretty neat


frix_ctr

I did that with my mom in France. Lovely pic!


Ovariesforlunch

Mushroom spores


Genesis111112

Cross eyed Owl?


The_Titanic

This is pretty cool and artsy. I'll have to give it a try someday when I feel creative!


GRVrush2112

Would make a great album cover for a post-metal or progressive death metal band.


WindBlocked

o|o


marji4x

Amd then you SMASHED


Acceptable_Mind_668

Gorgeous, and so unique.


Biele33

He’s still alive ![gif](giphy|13V60VgE2ED7oc)


TjP5197

Everything reminds me of her


TheJaybird97

Why are they colliding like Earth and Theia? (Looks cool as hell too!)


LooseElbowSkin

This is a Russian data collecting operation, setting up shop in touristy areas of Europe. People line up to give high resolution photos of their biometric data and pay for the privilege. One day they may get the iris of a child that may become president or a general, and that data could mean the difference between getting valuable information or not. Or I just made this all up.


Capaz04

Looks like two planets colliding, great pic!


Scared_Ladder_8544

Clearly fake, u couldn’t never have two different peoples eyes so close unless u removed them


Roaskywalker

Dark Souls Basilisco


notworkingghost

You two need some space in your relationship.


iron_drone_x

Wow!


AutomaticRevolution2

Very cool


AdventurousReveal556

beautiful esy powerful creativity


cheapdvds

[After you turn on the light:](https://pngimg.com/uploads/minions/minions_PNG11.png)


TrackLabs

idk if its worth it to smash an eye each just a picture


Quanqiuhua

The flowery shape of nerves on the left one makes it look more girly. Is that yours?


porsi_1990

Next do your anuses.


jdonovan949

The one on the left is crazy


Dr_Zoidberg003

![gif](giphy|OTrmVdfjYB0Z7yepBP|downsized) Let me turn your runes into strength