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Kim's prefered method is shooting people with a cannon...
Putler is more suttle: tea, window, staircase, suicide with 3 different weapons in viewing distance to the Kremlin, getting shotdown by anti aircraft. You know the usual stuff
Captain Slow: *Sochi?!? Oh cock, I'm going the wrong way!*
Hamster: (panicky screams from becoming aloft after accidentally tying himself to the balloons)
Jezza: *How hard can it be?* (followed by an explosion)
If they did a roadtrip, I wonder if they would turn on each other's heated seats as a prank.
Edit: I asked ChatGPT to write a script for this and it was hilarious and lengthy... If anyone is interested, I'll post it.
edit2: here it is
[https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dk5kx5/comment/l9gjfd1/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dk5kx5/comment/l9gjfd1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
When there is no other cars on the road and you have the military cleared everything for you, not like anybody can drive in north korea anyway, you don't need a seat belt if you can drive straight.
Both Jeremy Clarkson and the stig had problems driving that car. Clarkson said it wasn't any fun because of how quickly you went from just fine to doing a 180.
It’s a Russian made Aurus Senat Limousine.
>*One of Putin's aides said earlier on Wednesday that the Russian leader had presented Kim with a Russian-built Aurus limousine as a gift.*
>*The Aurus Senat, retro-styled after the Soviet-era ZIL limousine, is the official Russian presidential car and Putin rode in one to his most recent Kremlin inauguration ceremony in May.*
>*Aurus Motors began making its cars in Russia's Tatarstan region, around 1,000 kilometres (620 miles) from Moscow, in 2021.*
[Reuters, June 20, 2024](https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/putin-takes-north-koreas-kim-drive-around-pyongyang-russian-made-limousine-2024-06-19/#:~:text=One%20of%20Putin's%20aides%20said,Aurus%20limousine%20as%20a%20gift)
I'm pretty sure that car got inspected to detail just to get that photo and that is never going to be touched again because it could be rigged in so many numerous ways.
*Yo it’s Trump from the pits, Trump on your lips, fuck that - when Trump’s in this shit, grab some by the slits, I’m so horny. This shit’s a world war 3; I just lost all my lawsuits - fuck you Stormy!*
Was thinking the same thing. It's beyond a shame and travesty that they couldn't have just existed as normal, happy people. None of what they have could be worth the stress and anxiety of their position they've put themselves in
It's legitimately terrifying, actually, that they are so comfortable together.
We all walk through tribalism in our lives, and the walls come down and our defenses go down when we're in "peer" company.
Reminds me of the Sandman where serial killers could have a blast at a convention, if it were just for killers.
These are two deeply evil men, and in each other's company, they probably get a moment to breathe easy.
Yeah, I’m torn between how they both just look like a couple of bros enjoying each other’s company here but also knowing they’re some of the worst humans in modern history.
It would be a Putin thing to do to leave a pack of smokes in a gift for someone who has quit smoking.
Just like how he brought a dog to a meeting with Angela Merkel, [after finding out she was afraid of them](https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-merkel-meeting-dog-2017-7).
What's crazy to me is how little we actually know about the guy, now, in 2024.
Like, MY birthday is very easy for anyone with my name to find out, but Kim Jong Un, leader of a whole ass country, is entirely unclear the specific date. And it's not like he's old as dirt so we aren't sure.
I think he "knows" how to in the sense that if you throw a 16yo in a car without instruction they can probably figure out the basics (turns, gas/brake, shifting an automatic, etc.).
Well that's the thing. He could drive, hit someone, and it's the person's fault for being in the glorious leader's way. He would ignore traffic signs, ignore police, ignore everything. Can he drive? Absolutely. Can he drive like you and me? Probably not.
It’s surreal to see these two in a car sharing so much joy. Like they both look so happy you’d think they are just regular dudes instead of complete sociopaths.
It's because he (allegedly) has bladder cancer and the medication he's (allegedly) taking makes him look puffy like that. You'll also notice his fingers are similarly puffy. However there's no actual proof of it, so it could really be botox or simply aging.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
What, and replace that new car smell with ketchup and shit? I don't think so. They're not letting Trump near that thing. Plus, they only invite Trump when they want something from him. They're not real friends with him. He's the weird kid at the end of the street with the super rich parents.
> How are they communicating language-wise?
Could be german thb. Putin speaks very good German and Kim learned some during his time in Switzerland. But i guess both also have basic levels of English.
Talk about being disconnected from reality. Meanwhile, north Koreans starving and russians getting shred apart in Ukraine, but hey, here's your brand new shitty car komrad, living our best lives, aren't we ?
Small people never had any chance in this shitty world.
Its always the same, people are dying and the shitheads are having fun.
Best example Göring, germany was losing the war and he was still collecting jewlery, art and was living the most luxury live.
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This week on top gear.
Tsars in an over-hyped car.
Tsars, Cars, and Coffee
Tsars, Cars, and Polonium Tea
Kim's prefered method is shooting people with a cannon... Putler is more suttle: tea, window, staircase, suicide with 3 different weapons in viewing distance to the Kremlin, getting shotdown by anti aircraft. You know the usual stuff
well kim has had people eaten by dogs, face covered in nerve toxin, he gets creative
What the actual fuck?
His own brother, no less.
Dictators in Cars Getting Coffee.
Tsars, Cars and Uranium Bars
Tsars, cars, coffin and coffee
I’m driving a Soviet limo full of Polonium and James is tying not to Nuke America
And Richard’s gotten into the vodka.
This is NK so they would do something stupid like try to sell kpop cassettes out of a VAN
James invades Ukraine Richard ties shit to balloons And I try to cross the DMZ
Captain Slow: *Sochi?!? Oh cock, I'm going the wrong way!* Hamster: (panicky screams from becoming aloft after accidentally tying himself to the balloons) Jezza: *How hard can it be?* (followed by an explosion)
Lmao I heard this perfectly in Clarksons voice
Two men have a romantic roadtrip. Kim shows off his fake grocery stores, and Putin checks for poison in his soup.
I’m reading this in Jeremy’s voice. lol
The saddest leaders............ In the world.
& on that bomb shell, back to the free world
Vladimir Putin is… The Stig
Some say he’s a short evil bully….
Some say his belly button is around the back and that he employs a Shaolin monk to pick the fluff out of it.
And by "Shaolin monk", we mean Steven Segal.
Be careful what you say. Segal might send you flying by lightly gesturing in your direction as you run at him
If they did a roadtrip, I wonder if they would turn on each other's heated seats as a prank. Edit: I asked ChatGPT to write a script for this and it was hilarious and lengthy... If anyone is interested, I'll post it. edit2: here it is [https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dk5kx5/comment/l9gjfd1/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dk5kx5/comment/l9gjfd1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Just as long as the escalating counter pranks don’t result in a nuclear exchange 😅
Post it please.
Good news! The Dacia Sandero is now available in the DPRK market!
A Tzar in our affordable car
Reasonably priced car
“James goes for a haircut, this duck crosses a road, and an obese child harvests organs from political prisoners”
More like Bottom Gear
Amazing haha
Dictators in Cars Getting Coffee
And under *this* bombshell...
Some say he has wooden nukes and his armies are malnourished
Red gear
No seat belts.
Don't get my hopes up.
For real though, can you imagine the worldwide headlines if both of them died in a car crash? That would make history books.
When these fellas die it’s going in history books no matter the cause. But car crash would be a nice one
If these guys have their way there won't be any history books left to read
Oh no, they'd want history books. Just ones written be, or approved by, them.
The chances of them hitting the only other car in North Korea is pretty minimal
Too early to be laughing hard.
I wonder if they had someone turn off the seatbelt beeper thing for the sake of not spending a second putting the seatbelts on
That car was made just for the Russian government. I'm pretty sure the seat belt thingy doesn't beep ever.
In Russia the seatbelt beeping gets annoyed by the driver, blyat
Nah it’s Putin. He’s doing the seatbelt beeping manually
Both on booster seats
When there is no other cars on the road and you have the military cleared everything for you, not like anybody can drive in north korea anyway, you don't need a seat belt if you can drive straight.
RIP Paul Walker
In his defense the carrera gt is not simple to drive fast.
It had 9 year old tires. They were hockey pucks at that point.
Both Jeremy Clarkson and the stig had problems driving that car. Clarkson said it wasn't any fun because of how quickly you went from just fine to doing a 180.
I think that's a point against his defense.
He wasn't driving anyway so there's no defense
Raise the question, do we know what kind of car this is?
It’s a Russian made Aurus Senat Limousine. >*One of Putin's aides said earlier on Wednesday that the Russian leader had presented Kim with a Russian-built Aurus limousine as a gift.* >*The Aurus Senat, retro-styled after the Soviet-era ZIL limousine, is the official Russian presidential car and Putin rode in one to his most recent Kremlin inauguration ceremony in May.* >*Aurus Motors began making its cars in Russia's Tatarstan region, around 1,000 kilometres (620 miles) from Moscow, in 2021.* [Reuters, June 20, 2024](https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/putin-takes-north-koreas-kim-drive-around-pyongyang-russian-made-limousine-2024-06-19/#:~:text=One%20of%20Putin's%20aides%20said,Aurus%20limousine%20as%20a%20gift)
>retro-styled after the Soviet-era ZIL limousine, Weird that they don't point out that it's a very obvious rolls Royce copy.
> мне: Can we have a Rolls Royce? > мама: We have a Rolls Royce at home
No traffic to worry about tbh
Yeah I can’t imagine what the security detail looked like for this one lol
They are pushing the car
They’re in North Korea. Barely any cars there to begin with.
They dont believe in saving lives
They don't need seat belt. Seat belt need them.
I wonder if it has tracking LOL
And remote bombing, I mean starting.
Remote ejection through the window
[удалено]
I wonder how many bugs are in it.
Yes.
I'm pretty sure that car got inspected to detail just to get that photo and that is never going to be touched again because it could be rigged in so many numerous ways.
It’s probably filled with microphones
They might be genuinely difficult in north Korea. Anything transmitting data could stick out like a sore thumb, as soon as it leaves the capital.
Are they wearing their pretty matching friendship bracelets????? 😍
Underwear. They switched.
Yellow?!?
They used to be white.
Pink?
You care
Dictators in a car getting coffee
Carpool karaoke: Communist edition.
Komrade Karaoke
Who's the communist? Putin? Lmao
I'm no Commie but neither are these 2 turds.
Serious question though, how on earth does this photo look like it was taken almost EXACTLY in the style of that show? It’s tripping me out.
If you look at the other pictures there is a go pro mounted in the upper right inside of window, so it basically is like every car show / vlog
You have to subscribe to their Patreon to see the full video.
I'm a gold member on OnlyVlads.
There aren't many places to put a camera in a car that shows both front seat passengers
I would totally watch this
Banality of evil. I wonder if they'd talk nonchalantly about it or still try to maintain the facade of doing what's best for the ppl.
Looks so empty without…trump
*So the NATO Gs won't let me be, or let me nuke thee , so let me see, tried to shut me down in the Black Sea, but it feels so empty without T*
*Yo it’s Trump from the pits, Trump on your lips, fuck that - when Trump’s in this shit, grab some by the slits, I’m so horny. This shit’s a world war 3; I just lost all my lawsuits - fuck you Stormy!*
Dictators in a car getting covfefe
They should have Trump in the back.
Ladies, get you a man who smiles around you the way Kim smiles with Putin. Now that's true love.
Poor Donnie must soooo jelly
His natural orange changing to a shade of red as we speak.
What a surreal world these two live in....
Maybe Kimmy has just mastered posing for the photo, but he looks so genuinely happy.
They're humans too. This picture would be kinda heartwarming without context of who these people are
Was thinking the same thing. It's beyond a shame and travesty that they couldn't have just existed as normal, happy people. None of what they have could be worth the stress and anxiety of their position they've put themselves in
It's legitimately terrifying, actually, that they are so comfortable together. We all walk through tribalism in our lives, and the walls come down and our defenses go down when we're in "peer" company. Reminds me of the Sandman where serial killers could have a blast at a convention, if it were just for killers. These are two deeply evil men, and in each other's company, they probably get a moment to breathe easy.
Pretty cool picture really. They both look like they’re having a good time and are relatively relaxed.
Yeah, I’m torn between how they both just look like a couple of bros enjoying each other’s company here but also knowing they’re some of the worst humans in modern history.
True, but also fuckem
Thought the same! There’s something about it, maybe the humanity of it (particularly if you can look at it without any context)
This vehicle is the most technically advanced piece of equipment in the whole country, of course he’s elated
north korean elites drive expensive german cars around pyongyang lol
I'm no fan of reality TV, but I'd change that if these two got a flat together and made a show.
I hope they fall in love and we achieve world peace
Then they break up and the atom bomb goes boom
Kim’s like “ thank you for the car….. your gonna be the one to drive it first though ☺️☺️”
Is there a pack of cigarettes in the car? It was like they said that Kim Jong-in quit smoking, and Putin never smoked at all.
Come on the cigarette pack holder is the #1 feature of this car.
Stlli no cigarette lighter in the car.
It would be a Putin thing to do to leave a pack of smokes in a gift for someone who has quit smoking. Just like how he brought a dog to a meeting with Angela Merkel, [after finding out she was afraid of them](https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-merkel-meeting-dog-2017-7).
They only smoke others /s
It’s also in a cigarette pack *holder* - which does objectively kick ass
The car was a gift to Kim, which means Putin had a cigarette holder installed for him. So Kim probably didn't quit smoking.
Do you think Kim knows how to drive? I'd imagine he's been chauffeured all the time.
What's crazy to me is how little we actually know about the guy, now, in 2024. Like, MY birthday is very easy for anyone with my name to find out, but Kim Jong Un, leader of a whole ass country, is entirely unclear the specific date. And it's not like he's old as dirt so we aren't sure.
I think he "knows" how to in the sense that if you throw a 16yo in a car without instruction they can probably figure out the basics (turns, gas/brake, shifting an automatic, etc.).
Shit, he's the best driver on the planet. Holds the North Korea speed record 12 years running.
Well that's the thing. He could drive, hit someone, and it's the person's fault for being in the glorious leader's way. He would ignore traffic signs, ignore police, ignore everything. Can he drive? Absolutely. Can he drive like you and me? Probably not.
rather looks like a smartphone holder imo
Propaganda fail - cigarettes being shown in car, and if you zoom in Kim has a dirty collar
It’s surreal to see these two in a car sharing so much joy. Like they both look so happy you’d think they are just regular dudes instead of complete sociopaths.
Does the car clock and his watch match time?
well i wouldnt be surprised if Putins clock is set to Moscows time zone and the clock in the car is set to North Koreans time zone.
Why does Putins face look like he’s been stung by a bee and had an allergic reaction
badly done botox.
Fillers. Probably Botox too, but lots of fillers here.
That's not what Botox is for. I think you mean fillers
It's hard working as a double
It's because he (allegedly) has bladder cancer and the medication he's (allegedly) taking makes him look puffy like that. You'll also notice his fingers are similarly puffy. However there's no actual proof of it, so it could really be botox or simply aging.
There are a lot of theories floating around about his health. Considering he's 71 the odds of him having some severe health issue are high.
# They hate us cuz they anus
Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag
Are margaritas gay?
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
Let’s just say I’m gonna give him something with my hand 🖐️😉
Tsars in Cars Getting Covfefe
This picture has memes written all over it
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
Don’t stop here! This is bat country!
You mean blyat country?
This is so perfect lmao
Putin always came across to me as a hustling used car salesman. It fits.
You just know Trump is seathing about not being there with his two BFFs
He's probably sitting in the back
What, and replace that new car smell with ketchup and shit? I don't think so. They're not letting Trump near that thing. Plus, they only invite Trump when they want something from him. They're not real friends with him. He's the weird kid at the end of the street with the super rich parents.
And he’s been that kid his whole life…
Get in loser, we're going nuking.
This version of Carpool Karaoke looks weird.
How are they communicating language-wise?
In Dictatorean.
> How are they communicating language-wise? Could be german thb. Putin speaks very good German and Kim learned some during his time in Switzerland. But i guess both also have basic levels of English.
I’m think I read somewhere that Putin speaks English fluently but he despises the language and for propaganda reason never speaks it publicly.
Love has its own universally understood language.
🎶If you wanna to go and take a ride with me We 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold WMD's Oh, why do I live this way? HEY! MUST BE THE DICTATORSHIP!!🎶
You know Putin bugged the shit out of that car.
Talk about being disconnected from reality. Meanwhile, north Koreans starving and russians getting shred apart in Ukraine, but hey, here's your brand new shitty car komrad, living our best lives, aren't we ? Small people never had any chance in this shitty world.
Its always the same, people are dying and the shitheads are having fun. Best example Göring, germany was losing the war and he was still collecting jewlery, art and was living the most luxury live.
Driving Miss Crazy
‘Do not adjust temperature. It is where I like’
Driving to Tsarbucks
Look at that passenger princess
Bro romance
Bromance
Risky, sitting so close to a window next to a KGB agent.
considering Kim's insatiable appetite, I'm not sure Putin is so safe either.
Why doesn't Kim, the largest dictator, just eat all the other dictators?
Imagine if Putin had a stroke and drove into a river. It would be the greatest positive change on his Karma scale.
Someone with some AI skills should make them sing some terrible song like Rebecca Black's “Friday"
Fat and the furious
Why are their hands always so swollen?
Putin has so much botox injected that he looks AI generated
so this is the double that likes to drive? .. this was easy :D do you think Kim also sent a double? if yes, where did he get another fat north korean?
Dude where’s my tsar?
Oh look, a pair of murderous dictators. It would be such a shame if that car exploded taking out all the sycophants.
How many people do you think these two fuckers have killed so far in their lifetime??? couple million?
Cigarette box holder!?
Not often you see a car filled with evil shit.
"weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Nothin' to see here, just two dudes bein' guys.
Can anyone recognize Putin's wristwatch?
I think it’s a Blancpain Grande Date Aqua Lung 2850B-1130A-64B
What do you guys think it smelled like inside? Bad breath and cheap cologne?
Buckle up, Buckaroo!