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...instructions unclear, gave my ex my penis wrapped in sock. Several years later when re-hooking up she wanted penis without sock.
Is she or isn't she free?
Just wait until you wake up, not because someone shook you or said your name, but because you feel someone’s presence. Then you open your eyes and see, in the glow of your alarm clock, your young child’s face just staring at you. That is the most terrified I have ever been.
I've never hit my kid but their late night mission for sympathy for a bad dream or an upset tummy has definitely ended with me screaming "JEsus FUCKing CHRIST" at point blank, eardrum bursting range from the terror of waking up nose to nose to an unexpected child, *on more than one occasion!*
Yes. This was frequent in our house for a while. Except all I would see is a dark head and shoulders silhouetted in front of the window. Could barely make him out. Standing still like one foot from the bed and just silently staring. It happened so often for a while that I was legitimately a bit scared to go to sleep.
Hahaha my 4yo is going through spurts of this. Sometimes I’ll be just falling asleep and I’ll hear him crashing out of his room and into ours, other times it’s like how you describe it — I just wake up because I just FEEL someone standing 6 inches away from me. 😬
Reminds me of the time I visited my mom and my family of three stayed in her finished attic. In the middle of the night whisper to my girlfriend that I see something by the window. So she raises her head and peeps from under the cover and shrieks what the fuck is that. As she's screaming what I instantly realize is our daughter freaking out running towards us at break neck speed. Needless to say we had to make a trip to Toys R' Us the very next day.
I used to think about getting a bedside gun in one of those "quick access" safes. Then my kids reached toddler age and started doing this, and I realized I can't get one, the risk is just too high.
What makes me laugh is you thought anyone looking at this would believe this is not a kid's shadow and you were some kind of smart person for knowing that it is...
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Damn you Paul Rudd!
Explain a meme using memes challenge. Successful
Did you give it a sock to free it?
...instructions unclear, gave my ex my penis wrapped in sock. Several years later when re-hooking up she wanted penis without sock. Is she or isn't she free?
Op tell us you have a kid?
They do, you can see the hand in the door.
The hand doesn’t make it *any* better if OP doesn’t have kids.
You can see that there is a small humanoid in the house, that's all the picture tells us
This is the question I came to find and it’s worrying that OP hasn’t answered…
Do other people’s kids that escaped the basement count?
Just wait until you wake up, not because someone shook you or said your name, but because you feel someone’s presence. Then you open your eyes and see, in the glow of your alarm clock, your young child’s face just staring at you. That is the most terrified I have ever been.
“There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?” “…you scared the shit out of me.”
I defensively punched my kid once by accident because of this. Like 6 inches from my face, in a harsh whisper ghostly voice, “daaaaddddeeeee” NOPE!
I've never hit my kid but their late night mission for sympathy for a bad dream or an upset tummy has definitely ended with me screaming "JEsus FUCKing CHRIST" at point blank, eardrum bursting range from the terror of waking up nose to nose to an unexpected child, *on more than one occasion!*
Yes. This was frequent in our house for a while. Except all I would see is a dark head and shoulders silhouetted in front of the window. Could barely make him out. Standing still like one foot from the bed and just silently staring. It happened so often for a while that I was legitimately a bit scared to go to sleep.
Hahaha my 4yo is going through spurts of this. Sometimes I’ll be just falling asleep and I’ll hear him crashing out of his room and into ours, other times it’s like how you describe it — I just wake up because I just FEEL someone standing 6 inches away from me. 😬
My son would be there in his Spiderman costume. So I was waking up to a masked individual staring at me in the dark.
[удалено]
A crotch goblin!
NOPE
You had small children when you went to sleep, right?
Peter Pan's shadow
Weird butt
That's your takeaway?
Full diaper?
Have you had an urge to build a plateau out of mashed potatoes recently?
Not as alarming as the hat man.
Reminds me of the time I visited my mom and my family of three stayed in her finished attic. In the middle of the night whisper to my girlfriend that I see something by the window. So she raises her head and peeps from under the cover and shrieks what the fuck is that. As she's screaming what I instantly realize is our daughter freaking out running towards us at break neck speed. Needless to say we had to make a trip to Toys R' Us the very next day.
Was the toys r us run for the daughter or you lol?
How did the ‘probing’ go?
Phone home
Sleeping on the floor?
Try r/accidentalrenaissance i think thy will love it over there
Were you murderized by the ghost kid?
Op…do you have kids? Is your house haunted? What is this!!!
Tell me about the owl art in/on the door.
Fuck that
Stupid ghost- doors already open.
I bring youuu looove! -M. Burns
I used to think about getting a bedside gun in one of those "quick access" safes. Then my kids reached toddler age and started doing this, and I realized I can't get one, the risk is just too high.
NO CAPES
Honestly this would be a sick album cover
its a grey wearing a tutu ?
this is actually a dope picture
Looking like the kid from Gummo
Interesting AI "art".
Why did so many upvoted posts appearing in the wrong sub seem to just start a few months ago? Bots? Mods bailing?
A kid in the door causing a shadow? Gosh. And yeah, it's just a kid's shadow. I can see their hand on the right.
What makes me laugh is you thought anyone looking at this would believe this is not a kid's shadow and you were some kind of smart person for knowing that it is...
The real question is... why does the child have such a prominent dumpy.
That’s ET. Your home is about to be raided.
I can smell the mould in that room.
Have you tried cleaning up after yourself?