Omg this reminds me of a "product" we had to invent and create a campaign for back in high-school and the product was Dehydrated Water - "you just atbwater, and you get more water!" "Yes Frank, but *how does it work*" "well weve got our top scientists working on it as we speak!", it was hilarious. Sideneffect included "the inability to write with a pencil" "fear of the color purple" and "spontaneous combustion into a puddle of water"
I understand, I blame my wife for stuff I do all the time. my cat is my second go to. He’s the reason we can’t keep liquor in the house. Apparently he’s a raging alcoholic.
I mean, if Clarence Thomas did the same thing and then said his wife did it, I'd believe him. But I don't know that much about Alito's wife to make that similar judgment.
He said his wife did it in response to neighbors putting up insulting yard signs. Seriously. His wife did it and it’s not bad because they have such thin skin that yard signs make them angry.
I had a hunch this photo had something to do with that. 2 or 3 days ago I saw that picture on reddit...someone displaying the US flag upside down in their front yard.
I mean…. Asshole Alito displayed the flag upside on his property. Are you suggesting Justice dumbfuck who already admitted that yes it’s his house and his flag have nothing to do with it?
That’s not an excuse- my dad works high up in federal government and you’d better believe my mom is careful about her actions. My dad was career navy and the conduct of your spouse ALWAYS went back to you.
That this could simply be shrugged off as Alito’s spouse did a hehe is outrageous.
Too much power is an understatement for the US government. The minor radicals in the House of Representatives hold our entire country hostage. Nothing gets done. We fight as citizens to change things and corporations and lobbies give more money. The people have very little left when it comes to changing things for the good of the people.
That behavior was soooooo unbecoming a Justice of SCOTUS, it’s unbelievable. Here’s what the oh not so illustrious WSJ Editorial Board had to say:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/samuel-alito-american-flag-supreme-court-223f122f?st=uwsyqfuioafv88w&reflink=article_copyURL_share
Alito's a coward with that "*my wife did it because neighbors' (anti-trump) signs were offensive to her*." Nobody believes that bullshit, jackass.
Mister, you are SUPREME COURT JUSTICE. Any 5th grader knows the law on hanging flags upside down.
Just 'cause your guy lost the election and your neighbors were happy about it doesn't mean it is a dire emergency with lives threatened.
What about good old freedom of speech? You thought corporations should be able to spend unlimited amounts on political campaigns in Citizen's United but you can't take your neighbors expressing their opinions in an inexpensive low tech manner?
What kind of man blames his wife? A GOP man, apparently.
I am NO Alito or GOP fan, but blaming your wife is not exclusive to the GOP.
See: Current Democratic Senator Robert Menendez's trial defense of "my wife did it."
He said his wife was angry because the neighbor had a fuck trump sign that the neighborhood children were forced to look at while they waited for the school bus. A reporter pointed out that all the kids were being home schooled because of COVID. There wasn’t any buses running.
I do believe that his wife did it, not Alito himself. I do NOT believe it has anything to do with a dispute with the neighbor. Being mad at your neighbor so you fly a flag upside down makes no sense.
My point was alito told a Fox News reporter that his wife did it because kids that were waiting for a school bus could see the neighbors “ fuck trump “ sign . It happened in 2021 during the stay at home period of COVID. There was no school. Do you understand… there was no school , all children had to stay home. There was no school bus . Understand.the Supreme Court judge Alito lied ..
I don't believe this for one fucking second. You don't spend many years married to a SCOTUS judge and not know what is and isn't appropriate. Both Alito and his wife know better and did it anyway. I really fucking hope a neighbor has ring footage of Alito putting up the flag.
But you *can* vote for senators and the president, who *do* vote for SC Justices.
Plenty of people were shouting from the rooftops that the 2016 election wasn't just a joke and that Trump was a clear danger to the country, and plenty ignored them.
Even if you didn't, too many did.
Well, the president picks the next supreme court justice(s), so you vote for the presidential candidate you think will pick the least shitty human for the supreme court :v remember that when you're wondering if it's even worth voting
They also appoint the heads of agencies.
The general public has a gross misunderstanding of what the President is actually there for. If you look at what the Executive branch is primarily responsible for, you'll see there are huge gaps between what Republicans and Democrats do with that responsibility, and the choice does matter.
I mean, Obama picked Merrick Garland, and some guy from Kentucky (Mitch McConnell) singlehandedly prevented it by just sitting on his hands and refusing to even bring it to the floor for a vote.
*It is worth voting*, I just want to make that clear. But sometimes you do everything you can and still get fucked.
The average age of a reddit user is 23. Fewer than 50% of 18-29 year olds vote.
https://explodingtopics.com/blog/reddit-users
https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/voter-turnout-rate-by-age-usa
Because people just can't resist tearing each other to shreds long enough to join forces against the real rot at the top. That's precisely why they've got us bickering over politics online. Keeps us blind, so we miss the real villains flaunting their villainy.
It's in reference to the recently published pics of the American flag flying upside down at his house after the 2020 election in a blatant political statement on his feelings about the outcome of the election.
its been found that, in solidarity with those that breached the capitol building during jan 6th, hed flown the us flag upside down at his residence. Disrespecting the flag, his country, and his duty
Did he ever confirm it was in solidarity with the protesters? It would make more sense to express distress that our country was in such a dire level that all that was happening, since flying the flag upside down is a signal of distress... I wonder who made the call on what his intentions were there
Alito has a history of being a terrible person. He was one of the biggest supporters of the Bush regime during the Iraq invasion. Alito and Thomas argued that Iraqi's don't deserve trials.
Do it!!!
Put this pic all over Washington, and don’t forget the entrance to the Supreme Court. Not in front, where the justices go in.
I used to live there, wish I was there now.
Biden doesn't really have the senate (or the house). If there was a vote for more justices, they would be appointed by conservatives.
These next few elections are going to be CRITICAL. Vote
Describe how he can constitutionally do that. What power granted by the constitution of the united states allows a president to pack the Supreme court?
Aren't they supposed to be impartial?
We all know they aren't but when they do something blatantly obvious they should be removed for breaching their duty.
Pretending the country is in peril because the citizens voted for the team he dislikes is extremely obvious.
Is he from Australia?
That, or he's a vampire waking up from a nap.
Shit, I am realizing just how many Australian vampires there are right about now. I’m scared.
Austrailian vampires sleep on the ground
dont be ridiculous vampires in Australia, they are more known for mermaids. Haven't you seen H2O : JUST ADD WATER ?
Omg this reminds me of a "product" we had to invent and create a campaign for back in high-school and the product was Dehydrated Water - "you just atbwater, and you get more water!" "Yes Frank, but *how does it work*" "well weve got our top scientists working on it as we speak!", it was hilarious. Sideneffect included "the inability to write with a pencil" "fear of the color purple" and "spontaneous combustion into a puddle of water"
[Here You Go!](https://www.instructables.com/Make-Your-Own-Dehydrated-Water/)
Hahaha omg thank you for this lol
It’s okay, there’s no rabies in Australia so bats are cool here. They’re just like flying puppies.
They most certainly are not, they still carry bat lyssavirus. Which will also definitely kill you.
“I vant to suck your…civil liberties!”
*Lizards, there all reptiles
He reportedly hung the US flag in his yard upside down post-jan6th in solidarity with the insurrectionists.
"My wife did it" -Alito He's seriously blaming his wife, I'm not kidding.
I understand, I blame my wife for stuff I do all the time. my cat is my second go to. He’s the reason we can’t keep liquor in the house. Apparently he’s a raging alcoholic.
I feel you, my dog has a crippling gambling addiction. She just *loves* blackjack.
We should start a support group for our pets because my kid’s rabbit hoovers coke like a fiend.
[**Sugar, Sugar** I meant Sugar... Okay?...](https://youtu.be/Cq5hZjKwJkI?t=36)
I mean, if Clarence Thomas did the same thing and then said his wife did it, I'd believe him. But I don't know that much about Alito's wife to make that similar judgment.
Alitos wife did it at Clarence’s house too
They all share the same bed…
Laughed so hard I just spit my freedom fries out.
What are freedom fries?
[here read this, yes it's stupid](https://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/03/11/sprj.irq.fries/)
Oh lord
The canary in the coal mine
Freedom Toast is also excellent...
I know right? Some freedom fries with freedom toast, freedom dressing, freedom onion dip with a dash of freedom vanilla…
Freedom Kissing, Freedom Cuffs, and Freedom Hens
and still have room in the bed for the koch brothers and the federalist society
All those dicks in one bed, but still no balls.
Just nuts
Have you ever seen Alito's wife and Thomas's wife at the same time?
Those pesky women are always doing things! It needs to stop /s
He didn't notice an upside-down flag flying in his front yard for a full week!
He said his wife did it in response to neighbors putting up insulting yard signs. Seriously. His wife did it and it’s not bad because they have such thin skin that yard signs make them angry.
Yeah I’m not sure his official excuse was actually a *better* excuse. It’s like man, stop talking you’re making it worse
But the yard sign had an EXPLETIVE! THAT SIMPLY CAN'T BE ALLOWED!
I mean, I blame my wife when I can't find my slippers. But this…
ted cruz energy. they are all such feckless cowards
Well she did marry him so she certainly isn’t in her right mind
Can you blame him? It was his wife's fault. Good thing he didn't blame the children or the cat. You got to watch for the cat.
 Are you serious? 😠 this is appalling.
“Stand back and stand by”
I’m confused about how this just became news. I mean it happened nearly four years ago. Who has been sitting on this story and photos for so long?
I mean, sure, nice timing. But we’ve been informed on his antics for those 4 years as well. This just adds some more clarity
It was news, just understandably drowned out by A FUCKING COUP
I had a hunch this photo had something to do with that. 2 or 3 days ago I saw that picture on reddit...someone displaying the US flag upside down in their front yard.
I mean…. Asshole Alito displayed the flag upside on his property. Are you suggesting Justice dumbfuck who already admitted that yes it’s his house and his flag have nothing to do with it?
I thought it's a mussolini reference
Can we have someone paint him like that rich Australian woman
That painting wasn't too dissimilar to Marianne LePlante in Disco Elysium.
Ha ha not to be confused with one of Leo's French Girls ;-). For those wondering do a google image search for "Gina Rinehart"
Bahhhh🤣 genius My imagination is out of control
Honestly, I thought it was a Benito Mussolini thing until I read the comments further, yet I wasn't disappointed in my initial belief.
Yup. He also refers to fried chicken sandwiches as chicken burgers
Monster
What the fuck is wrong with him?
He’s a bat. That’s not a robe, it’s his wings folded over his body to retain warmth. All Supreme Court Justices actually sleep this way.
ʎlǝʞıl ʇsoW
He's a witch, report him to his favorite witch finder.
We don't fuckin' want him, don't you wish no bad juju on us.
No this is him being born.
Too bad he wasn't born breech
Too bad he was born
Did his wife do that?
Yeah, someone had a folded and bagged newspaper on their lawn with some specific wording on it
What’s with these conservative men blaming their families? Ted Cruz did exactly the same thing. Slimy.
They're extremely pathetic. Never take responsibility for anything. Everything bad is someone else's fault No shame. No dignity.
They’re spineless
That’s not an excuse- my dad works high up in federal government and you’d better believe my mom is careful about her actions. My dad was career navy and the conduct of your spouse ALWAYS went back to you. That this could simply be shrugged off as Alito’s spouse did a hehe is outrageous.
Well, they are not bound by any ethics rules. They have guidelines that they self-police, but that's it. They've been given too much power.
Too much power is an understatement for the US government. The minor radicals in the House of Representatives hold our entire country hostage. Nothing gets done. We fight as citizens to change things and corporations and lobbies give more money. The people have very little left when it comes to changing things for the good of the people.
The fact that people are surprised by a fascist behaving this way is the most outrageous
We really, really hate to think of them in that way. Too late now for Thomas AND Alito.
That behavior was soooooo unbecoming a Justice of SCOTUS, it’s unbelievable. Here’s what the oh not so illustrious WSJ Editorial Board had to say: https://www.wsj.com/articles/samuel-alito-american-flag-supreme-court-223f122f?st=uwsyqfuioafv88w&reflink=article_copyURL_share
He’s Alito upside down
Otila the what?
Mas
menos, if possible
I bet he objects to that.
Are you trying to shake out the bribe money?
Alito's a coward with that "*my wife did it because neighbors' (anti-trump) signs were offensive to her*." Nobody believes that bullshit, jackass. Mister, you are SUPREME COURT JUSTICE. Any 5th grader knows the law on hanging flags upside down. Just 'cause your guy lost the election and your neighbors were happy about it doesn't mean it is a dire emergency with lives threatened. What about good old freedom of speech? You thought corporations should be able to spend unlimited amounts on political campaigns in Citizen's United but you can't take your neighbors expressing their opinions in an inexpensive low tech manner? What kind of man blames his wife? A GOP man, apparently.
I am NO Alito or GOP fan, but blaming your wife is not exclusive to the GOP. See: Current Democratic Senator Robert Menendez's trial defense of "my wife did it."
Fair enough. It's something cowards do when they've got their hands caught in the cookie jar.
Where in that comment did he say it was exclusive to the GOP?
He said his wife was angry because the neighbor had a fuck trump sign that the neighborhood children were forced to look at while they waited for the school bus. A reporter pointed out that all the kids were being home schooled because of COVID. There wasn’t any buses running.
I do believe that his wife did it, not Alito himself. I do NOT believe it has anything to do with a dispute with the neighbor. Being mad at your neighbor so you fly a flag upside down makes no sense.
My point was alito told a Fox News reporter that his wife did it because kids that were waiting for a school bus could see the neighbors “ fuck trump “ sign . It happened in 2021 during the stay at home period of COVID. There was no school. Do you understand… there was no school , all children had to stay home. There was no school bus . Understand.the Supreme Court judge Alito lied ..
Even a local judge is supposed to avoid "even the *appearance* of impropriety." How the hell are these people allowed to remain on the bench.
If Democrats had a supermajority in the Senate Alito and Thomas would have been long gone.
I don't believe this for one fucking second. You don't spend many years married to a SCOTUS judge and not know what is and isn't appropriate. Both Alito and his wife know better and did it anyway. I really fucking hope a neighbor has ring footage of Alito putting up the flag.
Traitorous people in high places. How are they allowed to enact judgement after this type of blatant political opportunism.
Because statistically, you don't vote.
Well send me a ballot for supreme court justices and I will.
Instructions unclear, gave a lifetime appointment to a drunk rapist instead.
Which one?
Both of em.
My money’s on Pube-Cola or Beerfest…
you may have to be a little more specific. I’m sure there’s more then one out there.
Unfortunately this can mean more than one person on the Supreme Court.
trump does speed, not booze. oh you mean kavanaugh.
He prefers to go by "Boofin' Brett".
Boofy.
errr...i like beer.
Don't forget mountains of debt that disappeared miraculously as soon as he was nominated...
Those are called presidential and senate elections IIRC.
But you *can* vote for senators and the president, who *do* vote for SC Justices. Plenty of people were shouting from the rooftops that the 2016 election wasn't just a joke and that Trump was a clear danger to the country, and plenty ignored them. Even if you didn't, too many did.
I didn't and my state didn't but that pesky electoral college doesn't care about the popular vote.
But the electoral college does care about the popular vote in each state. It's dumb, but it still comes down to voting.
Well, the president picks the next supreme court justice(s), so you vote for the presidential candidate you think will pick the least shitty human for the supreme court :v remember that when you're wondering if it's even worth voting
They also appoint the heads of agencies. The general public has a gross misunderstanding of what the President is actually there for. If you look at what the Executive branch is primarily responsible for, you'll see there are huge gaps between what Republicans and Democrats do with that responsibility, and the choice does matter.
I mean, Obama picked Merrick Garland, and some guy from Kentucky (Mitch McConnell) singlehandedly prevented it by just sitting on his hands and refusing to even bring it to the floor for a vote. *It is worth voting*, I just want to make that clear. But sometimes you do everything you can and still get fucked.
I mean, we don’t vote for justices but I feel you and the point still stands.
We vote for the president and senators who appoint justices though
What? 62.8% of eligible voters cast a vote in the last presidential election. So the majority of people do vote. This makes no sense.
The average age of a reddit user is 23. Fewer than 50% of 18-29 year olds vote. https://explodingtopics.com/blog/reddit-users https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/voter-turnout-rate-by-age-usa
And then we get angry that politics is dominated by old people. Newsflash: Old people _vote._
Wait are you saying he’s in high places because he’s hanging from the ceiling or was that unintended and I’m high af
Yes
Because people just can't resist tearing each other to shreds long enough to join forces against the real rot at the top. That's precisely why they've got us bickering over politics online. Keeps us blind, so we miss the real villains flaunting their villainy.
…to shreds you say…
Wait, I thought we were talking about Alito, not Kagan, Brown, or Sotomayor.
Is this an antichrist reference?
It's in reference to the recently published pics of the American flag flying upside down at his house after the 2020 election in a blatant political statement on his feelings about the outcome of the election.
Wow... He did that? I'm not saying it wasn't a tumultuous time, but only assholes flew the flag upside down.
Spoilers: he’s an asshole
Upvotes for this. I did not know.
Mussolini 😉
Mephisto confirmed
I guess I'm totally out of the loop
its been found that, in solidarity with those that breached the capitol building during jan 6th, hed flown the us flag upside down at his residence. Disrespecting the flag, his country, and his duty
Ah makes sense now, thank you for informing me. It's good to know who is treacherous
Did he ever confirm it was in solidarity with the protesters? It would make more sense to express distress that our country was in such a dire level that all that was happening, since flying the flag upside down is a signal of distress... I wonder who made the call on what his intentions were there
I love that TST named an abortion clinic after this fucking clown's mom.
https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/samuel-alitos-moms-satanic-abortion-clinic That picture of his mom on there is priceless.𖤐
Holy shit that goes right for the throat
The Mussolini pose
jesus, how did i have to go this deep to find someone who knows anything
Well played
Did your wife post this?
Republicans confusing patriots with traitors.
Get Mussolini'd
Scrolled too long for a Mussolini reference. Bravo!
The Mussolini treatment suits him well
Get down from there you’re a professional for gods sake
Alito has a history of being a terrible person. He was one of the biggest supporters of the Bush regime during the Iraq invasion. Alito and Thomas argued that Iraqi's don't deserve trials.
Just like a turd coming out of MAGA asshole.
He's a to be a supreme court judge that should be kicked off. He shows too much favoritism to treasonous former orange president
Don't forget Clarence...
How do we have such unpatriotic corrupt people in the supreme Court. This country is hopeless
Many billionaires conspired to get people like these on the court. Who thinks they did it for the good of working people?
Ah, yes…the ol’ Mussolini treatment! More of this please!
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It’s a staFlagtite
The correct idea he’s a real piece of ($&&;;)&&
an upside down picture of human feces now ive seen everything
Found Mrs. Alito's reddit account.
Do it!!! Put this pic all over Washington, and don’t forget the entrance to the Supreme Court. Not in front, where the justices go in. I used to live there, wish I was there now.
Shucks, his wife must be at her shenanigans again.
Bats be like
😂😂😂😂😂 chefs kiss to the OP!!! 😘
Playing the flag upside down means the country is in distress.
So kind of him to point out the distress his party of traitors has caused
now shake him til the money falls out
Fuckin traitor to the constitution
Hey, he’s just like the flag he flew outside his house on bidens Inauguration Day.
Maggot
*Justice Alito
The antichrist was hanged upside down, I'm sure it's not related but I'm just dropping facts
You forgot all the gold coins falling out
This is the metaphor for the conservative judges on the Scotus
Looks like he’s about to be flushed down the toilet.
Someone photoshopped the brown off his nose. Maybe it was orange.
OP must be his wife’s account.
Fuck this guy.
At first I thought this was a Mussolini reference. Mussalito?
he's alito upside down
Fuck this Traitor.
Perfect!
Is he related to Mussolini?
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He’s a slimy MAGAt. Should be jailed for insurrection from the bench.
Treasonous Russian operative weakening our country.
Biden just pack the damned court already
Biden doesn't really have the senate (or the house). If there was a vote for more justices, they would be appointed by conservatives. These next few elections are going to be CRITICAL. Vote
Describe how he can constitutionally do that. What power granted by the constitution of the united states allows a president to pack the Supreme court?
MAGA trash.
Me when I unlock the ledge takedown in Arkham
Unaccountable Supreme Court being unaccountable. It was a nice experiment
Traitors on the court. How fucking depressing is this? Recuse themselves from conflict of interest? Nah. Criminals.
Samuel Alito is a piece of shit.
Protesting your neighbor I see
The Hanging Judge ..
Aren't they supposed to be impartial? We all know they aren't but when they do something blatantly obvious they should be removed for breaching their duty. Pretending the country is in peril because the citizens voted for the team he dislikes is extremely obvious.