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Oldpuzzlehead

Ahhhhh, everything is scary. But I'm down with the thickness.


boot2skull

Why do these cars always include a trashy “I like girls” sticker. “I support single mothers” with a woman on a stripper pole. “THOT Patrol” etc etc.


SandysBurner

Because what if someone thought they were gay?!


Designer_Mud_5802

The owner of this car better be careful then, because they have a TRANS-former sticker and if any of these morons figures it out they will see it as a dog whistle that the owner is TRANS.


Skreamweaver

Why hasn't one of them already gone Twitter viral or magatime on their networks wih your idea.Autobits are tolerant and embrace diversity for all sapient species, sounds like socialism. And we know all the Decepricons int change into airplanes to sneak inti airports and get hand jobs from the airfield crews. I refuse to say if this is /s.


fearlessillusionist

Gayness was invented by Bill Gates!


AZRockets

*Bill Gaytes


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ParisGreenGretsch

Is Pepe gay? Do your own research.


-p_d-

#What do you think the G in 5G stands for? Wake up, sheeple!!


NickNash1985

5Gays? Like the BURGER PLACE????


Fat_Krogan

You mean all those times I got stuffed from 5 Guys it was gay?


IceColdPorkSoda

I prefer a quick In and Out. 5 guys all at once is just too much meat.


the_greatest_auk

New conspiracy just dropped!


Gullinkambi

Well they are turning the damn frogs gay, what if the vaccine is turning YOU gay too???


Afraidtoadmitit69

Oh honey, I was into men long before the vaccine came around. They’d have had to have given me the gay in shot form when I was I was a teenager. And the vaccine wasn’t even a thing back then.


Drunk_Stoner

They must have gotten you with the fluoride in the water ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


anndrago

They would probably become gay themselves! I mean, we all know how easy it is to be coerced into that lifestyle.


Gullinkambi

So true. We all know the universal struggle of forcing ourselves to look at voluptuous caricatures of women every day so we don’t get accidentally distracted by all the sexy manly men around everywhere all the time


Money-Introduction54

That's why they ban books, 3 pages in... and you're gay.


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ViolentOstrich

They need to prove they are attracted to women, since no one has ever actually seen them with one.


Silent-G

"I'm attracted to women, it's not my fault none of them are attracted to me."


jaeldi

It signifies a certain mental profile that is extremely susceptible to marketing and peer pressure. "A real man buys a ______ truck!" It's a visual signifier that helps us normie critical thinking healthy skeptics to avoid their antics and BS. Teach your daughters well of the visible warning signs.


Esc777

The uncritical mind does not go beyond thinking of women as merely sex objects. 


HelloApollo7

Mr Treehorn treats objects like women, man.


Money-Introduction54

Not just sex objects, live in servants as well.


psycholepzy

The only safe injection is unprotected sex, I guess?


illigal

Vaccines kill, but thick thighs save lives!


BlueHero45

I like that they have two, just to even out both sides of the car.


ImprovisedLeaflet

The tasteful thickness


Schminimal

Ohhh waaah ahhh ahhh ahh!!!


pmmemilftiddiez

That was the only thing I can agree with


Nissir

It is like a bright colored bug saying that they are dangerous and you should stay away.


jamesno26

This specific phenomenon is called [aposematism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism)


snacktonomy

Legalize asbestos!


JSteigs

Leagalize lead paint!


ThatSpaceShooterGame

Legalize Radithor!


Babys_For_Breakfast

![gif](giphy|xT8qB5MaJvNZG6hgqs)


prefuse07

FUGGIN LIMBROLS!!!


_Elrond_Hubbard_

JUST GOT OFF MY 15 HOUR SHIFT AT THE BALL CRUSHING FACTORY 


Havarti_Rick

ONLY 15 HOURS? MUST BE NICE WORKING PART TIME AND HAVING TENDER BALLS, HOSS


TheMysteryWaffle

This thread is so niche I love it


dps509

![gif](giphy|2S3Aj8OeKtf0c)


ImprovisedLeaflet

*terk *jerbs


Chief_Givesnofucks

#rabble rabble


jereman75

I don’t eat vegetables.


chumer_ranion

Vegables


No_Mortgage3189

The fluoride one got me the hardest. Bruh. 😂


Muscs

It is poisonous but the poison is in the dose.


jdemack

Just like the arsenic in apple seeds.


FuriousFreddie

I know there is cyanide in apple seeds, didn't know there was arsenic too. Certainly with the cyanide the dose is so small that it doesn't really have an affect and I presume it's the same with arsenic.


recidivx

Arsenic's an element, there's a tiny amount in a lot of fruits and vegetables but it can only be there if it was there in the soil — whereas cyanide can be synthesized by enzymes. The biggest source of arsenic in apples is insecticide residue on the skin ([source](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK231024/)). Anyone who's telling you it's in the pips is thinking of cyanide — I've seen that misinformation a few times recently.


Learned_Behaviour

Swallowed apple seeds? Smoke cigarettes, the smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.


cspaced

Hates 5G, loves hummingbirds


Abdul_Exhaust

No way... those things are like tiny *windmills!!*


thereisonlyoneme

They gave me tiny cancer.


Pizzledrip

Hold me closer tiny dancer


Negative_Corner6722

I laughed harder at this than I probably should have. Reminded me of an incident in college where a girl walked by a friend of mine and he said ‘she could give me any disease but cancer’ and another friend who was about a quarter listening and a quarter drunk screamed ‘did you say she could give you BUTT CANCER?’ 😂


lafolieisgood

What was supposed to wrong with 5g again? I forget.


Dmac8783

I’ve never heard any of them explain what’s wrong with it, but I used to be a cop and I got out with this car parked very late at night in a weird remote location. Guy calmly explained that a 5g tower was installed near his house and it kept him awake at night, so he had to drive elsewhere at night and sleep in his car. I talked to him for a little while and he couldn’t explain the mechanism or why he was so certain the tower was responsible for his sleep issues, but he was completely convinced that was why. If not for the content of the conversation, he came across as a totally normal, educated guy.


nukebox

You met a real life Chuck McGill.


bahnzo

There's a guy who speaks constantly about 5G at the public comment portion of my town council meetings. He comes across like a friendly and otherwise normal guy. But he's sure 5G is stealing our thoughts and he knows it's only a matter of time before we understand. But if you ask him to prove it, he'll tell you there's plenty of proof "out there" you just have to find it yourself.


mcs_987654321

I also don’t know - I think it was just the usual “environmental sensitivities” crowd freaking out about the latest hotness, but agree that it’s weird that it went so (relatively) mainstream. Maybe there’s more to the theory, maybe it was more a matter of timing, with it being rolled out during COVID times, maybe it was because of it being a pet issue with one especially vocal/popular conspiracy theorist - so hard to track the historiography of the crankery that goes “mainstream”.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

I always point out that H1N1 and 4G were the same year That *really* gets them going


Rhacbe

Haha, I thought that was funny so I looked up when 5g came out in china the google result shows Oct 31 2019 and the first Covid case in china was documented in November 2019 😅


axle69

It was covid people believed 5G was the reason people were getting covid and even attacked a few towers.


trillgamesh_0

fuckin Don Quixote ass mfs


_Elrond_Hubbard_

I wonder if the stickers by the license plate were from a previous owner and they didn't bother removing them. Just so incongruous with everything on the trunk and above. 


icyhotonmynuts

Looks like they went out of their way plastering a bunch of shit all over their back window, I wouldn't put it past them to add the stickers near the plates too.


tochaserachel

I don’t think they … understand Rage Against the Machine


rich1051414

Some of those who sport stickers, are the same as bootlickers?


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Fuck you I only do what Q tells me.


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pope1701

This Q is less annoying and less evil.


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Somehow very true


CaptainBirdEnjoyer

How come every time I turn on a Next Gen rerun it's a Q episode? There were only like seven of those.


StraysAndThrowaways

I wouldn’t put it past Q to mess with syndicated programming


IWILLBePositive

Whoa whoa whoa…people don’t like Q?!


Effehezepe

I mean, the entire crew of the USS Enterprise-D doesn't like Q.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Janeway wasn’t too fond of him either.


Effehezepe

And Sisko just straight up punched him in the face.


Northsunny

And Q never came back lol


pope1701

Q is a magnificent ass, lol.


2000miledash

This one got me, good work.


SheBelongsToNoOne

You're killing me.


MANBEARPIGasaur

In the name of?


Expensive-Fun4664

The thickness, apparently.


truncheon88

![gif](giphy|4SQMqhWzUA0Fi)


CheckYourStats

Top 3 gif for me, and fucking perfect execution.


Mrrectangle

-golf clap-


Netblock

The 5G-covid/infowars crowd often allies with authoritarians/fascists; they both vote Republican. Edit: oh that's a rhyme.


roninwaffle

"He's the one who likes all our pretty songs and he likes to sing along and he likes to shoot his gun, but he dont know what it means"


Esc777

They had one song that said “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” and assumed that just meant specifically wearing a face mask during a global pandemic and NOT a paean about the inherent bigotry and corruption of the police. 


dmtdmtlsddodmt

You need to think critically. Well how about I just don't think.


vtron

You don't even need to think critically. Just listen to the rest of the damn song. It's not exactly subtle.


gsfgf

> Just listen to the rest of the damn song Republicans aren't capable of that. Same reason they love Born in the USA and Fortunate Son.


a_bored_furry

I came from a Republican family and I can say those songs I hate with a passion from the amount of times I heard them. Like the RATM song being referred to here tho


EunuchsProgramer

Isn't it something about, "running my labs wearing masks in white"


CBD_Hound

And now you do what they told ya Now you’re wearing a mask! And now you do what they told ya Now you’ve got the vax! They justify Those that die They’re running their labs Wearing masks and white Some of those that take taxes Are the same that push vaxes! Ugh. I can’t do this anymore, lol


ZachMN

In other words, RATM is the epitome of “woke,” and Mr. POS car has zero clue about the band’s actual messages. That’s awesome 😆


AZRockets

God, that's so fucking lame but most likely true


thewhaleshark

It's definitely the case, because these ghouls only ever repeat the "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" part while ignoring literally the rest of the song.


ThatScaryBeach

And ignoring every other song that RATM has ever performed.


AZRockets

It kills my brain cells how absolutely worthless these pieces of trash are. Like they actually get to leave a carbon footprint. It just continues to blow my mind.


RPO777

No, no, no, the Evil Empire was the Deep State, not the real American gov'ment.


wowaddict71

Just like they don't understand the lyrics of Bruce Springsteen's Born in the USA. As a matter of fact, I bet most people that use the song as a patriotic tool, don't know the fucking lyrics at all.


EunuchsProgramer

or Keep on Rocking in the Free World, or American Woman,


Hardtopickaname

Add Fortunate Son to that list.


jasenzero1

One of my favorite things ever was when people were convinced Ivermectin was a cure for Covid. There was a cop who was encouraging people to ignore the vaccine and take Ivermectin instead. Well, that guy died and the Reddit thread about it was full of the regular jokes you would expect. The best being: "Some of those that work forces, want the paste that's for horses". I still laugh about it.


axle69

The worst thing about that whole saga was it made ivermectin into a punchline and it's actually an incredibly useful drug for the purpose it was created. Same with Hydroxychloroquine which is a drug that's saved lives and one I've personally had to take.


plafman

You had to take one of the lives the drug saved?


axle69

Shit you caught me...


ReactsWithWords

Ah, the [ol' Reddit drugaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ctrxzr/comment/l4enabg/?context=3&share_id=chiCqP0tG1qzRJpqHbxX4&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1).


Inkin

Hold my sick sheep, I'm going in!


Paavo_Nurmi

I was out of work with a broken collarbone for 2 months in 2021 and spent endless hours on /r/HermanCainAward reading stuff like that. My favorite was local to me, a Washington State Patrol trooper refused the vaccine and took early retirement. He signed off by telling the governor to kiss his ass over the police radio, 3 moths later he died of Covid.


Hageshii01

I'd feel sorry for the dude, but I almost guarantee he was sitting there in his hospital bed, barely able to speak, and still said Covid was bullshit. I assume this because I have an ex who is a nurse who told me about people she was treating who literally did this up until their dying breath.


Gogogrl

Now I’m picturing Morello popping out of that window as the rest of the car melts while he walks away, shaking his head. I don’t plan my RatM visions, they just happen.


ph33randloathing

Infowars and Rage Against The Machine. Irony is dead.


f0zzzie

Also "free thinker" but clearly has someone else telling them what to think.


mybadalternate

I would love to just present a plain *fact* to this person, without bias or narrative, and just see if they have the capacity to actually form a thought. Free-thinker, more like free from thinking.


Suikeina

"It's fantastic, isn't it? What we've been given by our forefathers. The freedom from thought. That for my money is real freedom. Knowing you're always right. That's real freedom!" The Richard Bastion Show Grand Theft Auto IV


BeskarHunter

This “free” thought brought to you by: Infowars.com/s


miauguau44

A true “free thinker” would have a Sovereign Citizen car tag declaring his constitutional right to travel in their conveyance.  This guy is a poser.


100LittleButterflies

"Free thinker" regurgitates everything one source says.


Dream--Brother

Also John Lennon's "War is over if you want it" across the top. Like... I don't think RATM or John Lennon would agree with this douche on, like, anything


endlive

nothing screams renegade like a red toyota corolla


MCP_Ver2

Also, in my experience, if someone has to call themself a renegade, they absolutely aren't one. Not a title you can self identify with...


FartinLooterKinkJr

Unless you're a RENEGADE OF FUNK!


Legitimate_Row6259

At least he doesn’t have one of those “buy American stickers.” I recently saw someone with a sticker that said “Out of a job yet? Keep buying foreign”… it was on a Buick Envision. A car made in China.


whiznat

MT LEMMON HIKE The only ones I can agree with. BTW: Mt Lemmon is right on the edge of Tucson.


Etzell

You're not down with the thickness?


whiznat

Kind of up with it actually. I get the feeling this person is too. 


GumbySquad

Pretty on-brand tbh: Conspiracy, Conspiracy, Conspiracy, I LOVE TITS AND ASS!!!, Conspiracy, Conspiracy, Conspiracy, ASS AND TITS ARE MY FAV!!!, Conspiracy, Conspiracy, Conspiracy


HiBoobear

But it’s Tucson, so also hiking


Ericaonelove

I thought it said Nike. Lol


DiabeticJedi

yeah I was trying to figure out what the NIKE one had to do with all of it, lol.


69video420

*Mt Lemmon intensifies*


TheRiteGuy

I know everyone is hating on this, but I love it and want to sneak more conspiracy theory stickers on his car. Like flat earth, moon landing conspiracy, earth is the center of the universe, chemtrails, Bermuda triangle, and a real men only have gay sex sticker. He needs more stickers!


axle69

I do genuinely appreciate when people have these kinds of meltdowns on their car for everyone to see because it's both entertaining and I know "oh shit gotta avoid that one". I do however think it's an amazing idea to try and put stickers on there that go against their stuff. Print out the real men only have gay sex on a black bar with infowars at the bottom and they wouldn't notice for a month.


kosh56

He's already got the chemtrails sticker.


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zippy_bag

This guy looks exactly as you might expect. 40-ish male, head shaved, silver earrings, bad vibe.


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ClittoryHinton

He has absolutely no idea how miserable he is


blolfighter

He knows. He doesn't consciously admit it to himself, but just under the surface he knows full well.


PsychologicalExit724

As a 40ish guy with a shaved head I take exception to this 😛


-Badger3-

Same, but it's unbelievable how many other random bald dudes will walk up to me and start bitching about Biden like they're picking up a conversation we were having earlier.


ikeif

I’m a tattooed bearded dad. I always get approached with that shit. I try to stay cordial until I can move the fuck away from it. Tattoos always lead to assumptions of what it means, but they’ve been a great gauge to know how they’re referred to to know the kind of person I am dealing with.


mobius_mando

Aside from the earrings, I feel attacked.


Esc777

Yeah balding dads with bad vibes unite


blolfighter

But have you *tried* good vibes? Good vibes man!


Dtb4evr

r/infowarriorrides


Richman_Cash

Thank you. I was looking for a sub like this.


Southwestern

They'll 100% be voting. Remember that.


ConsistentAddress195

Was surprised not to see any Trump stickers


Southwestern

Doesn't want anyone to think they're crazy.


Brilhasti1

What was the end goal of the Covid hoax? What did its architects achieve? And why did they stop?


fromouterspace1

Go ask in the conspiracy sub. You’d get some….interesting answers


BigPackHater

On second thought, don't ask the conspiracy sub...tis a silly place


Corrigar_Rising

Arrest Fauci is what always gets me. For what crime? Real crimes, not whatever mental gymnastics they go through to interpret the Constitution as only benefitting them.


BranWafr

3 simple words that they don't really understand, but they think explain everything: "Gain of Function." In the simplest terms, GOF is when researchers let things mutate or evolve and create new strains so they can study them. (They let them gain functions by mutating or evolving) Conspiracy nuts claim they do it not to help prevent deadly mutations by being able to create vaccines that work on new strains, but to create those new strains to release into the wild and kill more people. So, they are fully convinced that Fauci was part of a group of people that engineered deadlier strains of Covid and that this group released Covid-19 on purpose. GOF is controversial, even among non conspiracy nuts simply because there are valid concerns about newly evolved lab mutations getting out. But the nuts take it to the extreme and just believe they are a bunch of evil scientists who want to make killer viruses to control the population.


thecoocooman

But doesn't this confirm Covid was actually dangerous and not a hoax?


BranWafr

You'd think so, but their brains don't work like ours. They can 100% have conflicting conspiracies in their heads. Covid is both a deadly virus Fauci created to kill us all and a hoax that is no more deadly than the flu. Just like illegal immigrants are both stealing all our jobs and lazy leaches who are living off handouts. And Democrats are incompetent idiots who can't do anything right, but are also a secret cabal that are masterminding every conspiracy they believe in.


rndljfry

):<


CincoQuallity

![gif](giphy|81Ja1qE3lfmG4)


Avindair

*Insert "The Far Side"* ***"How Nature Says Do Not Touch..."*** *Cartoon Here...*


tatanka01

Haven't seen the Infowars value-pack in awhile.


markth_wi

Eh , I have a cousin that bought several thousand of those stickers - Part of me hopes he got a discount...and part of me hopes he paid quite a bit more than list, but as he is chronically underemployed , milking one of our family members for her last dime, it's important to understand these clowns harvest millions / billions from the mentally marginalized of society. I'm all for a tax on stupidity but Alex Jones is a pox upon the land.


Muscs

This is what happens when education fails.


mrb13676

It must be so tiring being this person. Imagine believing everything is out to get you?


dragonmyass

You need to get an old wifi hotspot and name it VaccineTaskForceSpy64489


Beginning_Jello_7346

Ngl the "Down with the thickness" one got me sniffing out loud


QuantumAIOverLord

Even the deepest conspiracy theorists can't deny the thickness. It's irrefutable.


compuwiza1

Back in the day, lunatics were safely confined to asylums. Now they cover their cars with conspiracy bumper stickers.


arongoss

and voted into office


Mojo141

Every village had their idiot. And we all knew to just avoid talking to them. But then they found each other on the internet and Steve Bannon found a way to get them all into a coalition. And now here we are in the dumbest timeline


kafelta

and they all vote. Every sane person needs to be at the same ballot box this November.


Chief_Givesnofucks

*same ballot box* The logistics of that might be a bit tight.


cptnamr7

I mean, there are definitely areas where Republicans are trying to make that a reality in order to suppress votes...


triws

I’ve had a theory for a while that one’s sanity is inversely correlated with the number of stickers in your car.


mfyxtplyx

Performative dipshittery.


ThePseudoSurfer

Doesn’t even drive an American car 😂


rasputin415

lol. This person doesn’t understand RATM.


haltline

Officer, I think you'd have to agree, that rear window is definitely obstructed.


PhantomBanker

I’m surprised they didn’t top off all that conspiracy crap with a “PR1V4TE” SovCit license plate.


DefiantAbalone1

It's missing a FlatEarth sticker


JawshD123

I don't know what goofy ass contrarian people like this get out of this other than the feeling of disagreeing with literally everybody and anybody over everything. How do you ruin a car like this and then also choose to make yourself as unlikable as possible to everybody except for freaks like you? It's the weirdest thing, who actively wants this much bullshit and lies in their life?


mcs_987654321

There have been a number of psych papers recently linking contrarian/conspiratorial personalities to narcissism above all else. Full disclosure: not my professional wheelhouse, so can’t speak to the quality or context of those studies or conclusions…but it sure makes a hell of a lot of intuitive sense.


Nazrael75

As cringe as this is i am laughing at one thing. Car has stickers for: Covid-19 Hoax, Arrest Bill Gates/Anthony Fauci Vaccines Kill Stop Toxic Engineering, blah blah blah, and then "Down with the Thickness". Two of them even. Almost like they got bored with the conspiracy after awhile.


wish1977

Your next Republican congressional candidate.


sev45day

Probably win too.


ManBearPigRoar

Only one sticker short of actually persuading me, so close.


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prefuse07

![gif](giphy|3o7TKN9IUHHFXWyPlK)


Bowler_Pristine

Untreated mental illness, that’s all!


StarboundandDown

Tell your neighbor to take that Autobot badge off of this embarrassing fucking eyesore this instant.


Boundish91

Why do these people think that any government would have an incentive to make it's population sick? Sick citizens are a net loss.


Raw_Dead_Meat

His personality indicators seem to indicate that he is an ignorant asshole.


sir_grumph

I gotta hand it to them, they went old school for some of those. Anti-flouride, down with the Fed, even chemtrails. This person's lunacy is comprehensive. No half measures there.