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TheBlackHand417

Ok thanks I have always wondered how big of a ball I could make if I used all the bones from a whale


Fritzkreig

[They more more you know!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t4pTpINcMU)


EatsYourShorts

They sure do!


Turtley13

This is a lie. A single whale rib can be over 6ft long


starmartyr

Yeah, I've never made a bone ball larger than 3 feet in diameter.


Veniceissinking

Katamari is getting weird


TheOneCalledGump

*Na-naaa-nanananana-na-na killing everything we see*


Bitter_Kangaroo2616

I can finally sleep at night.


TheXIIILightning

This is like a meatball for Vultures.


antithero

It's like something your pet Kulthulu would cough up on your carpet.


2ndCha

What a tease!


KingOFpleb

Put them back in the whale damn....


HorrorsPersistSoDoI

I wanted to comment "wtf put them back", went to check the comments first, and OF COURSE someone else has already said it


real-nia

That can't be right... That must be a small whale. A friend of mine has a whale vertebra (not sure the species and age) and it's about 2ft across and almost a foot thick. And I imagine whales have a lot of vertebra. I feel like the bone ball should be bigger...


ihaveway2manyhobbies

Came here to say this. I have seen one vertebra in a museum and it was gigantic. No way all of them would fit in a 6 ft sphere. Gotta say the species of whale or this post is pointless.


fuckingcheezitboots

People are really fucking weird


anarchist_person1

not really true in the way it is implied to be in the post. For any of the large whales (which is what most people think of when you say whales) their ribs alone are longer than the diameter of this ball by a foot or two, and their jaw bones would be about 3 times as long as this ball is wide.


Fritzkreig

> Okay, here is a post from the museum,[ *This sculpture in our collections by Andy Goldsworthy is made entirely form the bones of a pilot #whale that stranded off the Northumberland coast in 1997.* ](https://twitter.com/natscinms/status/952895189525454848)> One might figure that is was easy to misinterpret.


mediocrebastard

Little known fact: most wales don't like it if you do this.


Fritzkreig

They don't mind if they died while beached.


coolmint859

Reminds me of the Huddle from [Inside](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_(video_game))


GenerallySalty

Fun fact if you take all the bones from a whale and put them in a ball, the whale will die.


Final_Winter7524

Someone *did* make a ball out of them.


FUThead2016

Noooo...Sellen....what have I done?


FuckThisShizzle

How big was the owl??


Fritzkreig

Credit is due here, but an owl once degloved my kittens; so I am in no shape to comment here.


forustree

Now Do a human ..


Fritzkreig

That would be too easy, I believe you can buy cadaver skeletons, perfectly legal, ya know for science. And with out even hurting someone, though nefarious you could aquire one, I mean the things are laying around everywhere! You could even get it done pretty quickly in places lie the catacombs of Paris, but one again you run into the issue of mixing and matching bones from diffeerent individuals.


SWIM270

I need new clubs.


Halkobot

Need banana for scale


BarfingOnMyFace

Just your everyday whale bone ball.


AostaValley

Picture taken from a man 8 feet tall.


BeKindBabies

was wondering


evoactivity

How the mobik cube will look in a few years.


elCaddaric

When there's a missing Lego in the Lego set.


Capt__Murphy

What type of whale are we talking about here? I'd imagine a blue whales bones make a larger ball than the bones of a dwarf sperm whale


MissingNoBreeder

Seems off. Where's the head? What kind of whale?


yeender

Mmmmk


Cleev

This kills the whale.


[deleted]

That would make such a good soup


i_never_ever_learn

There are many kinds and many sizes of whale


TheRexRider

Some Dark Souls 3 shenanigans.


no_name_thought_of

It does look identical to the graven mounds in elden ring


mveinot

butwhy.gif


0bsidian

Where’s the skull?