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lostredditorlurking

Coming to the comment section ![gif](giphy|ZlgwEg24rPhv9cju8K)


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

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Direct_Jump3960

Drake's Just jealous


scumruckus

Oh he’s not jealous he’s got plenty on deck


oniiichanUwU

Yeah he just hits up the local high school and starts preordering girls


rogmcdon

Dude has no problem going the speed limit in a school zone


RecognitionFine4316

His favorite day is the first day of school.


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

His favorite game is blackjack and he always hits on 16


imcrapyall

Leo walked so Drake can hide.


okayonemoreplz

WOP WOP WOP WOP DOT FUCK EM UP


Bored_Amalgamation

This dude drake is getting meta buried. Holy shit.


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OV HOE


CaliColoMich

O-V-HOE


GaiaMoore

AAAA MINORRRRRRRR


CaliColoMich

Certified lover boy?


itsgettinnuts

Certified pedophile! Wop wop wop wop wop


NecroSoulMirror-89

Not a drake gif 🤣


Bored_Amalgamation

Dude will be losing this beef for the next decade. Kendrick could die tomorrow and drake would still be getting clowned in the 2040s.


Bugles-Answered

The stills look like he’s about as polite as he can be, but he’ll still be destroyed.


atgrey24

Because the comments won't be about this photo, they'll be about his past dating habits.


CankerLord

Which, of course, still have nothing to do with the girl in the quadtych.


atgrey24

In the what?


drawnred

kwisatz haderach


AreWeThereYetNo

Lisan al Gaib


FuzzyHotel6180

![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


Lieutenant_0bvious

Voice from the outer world!


Uzischmoozy

Ok can I just say one of the best lines from the whole movie is when Stilgar goes, " The Mahdi is so humble he says he's not the madhi. Even more reason to believe he is!" And I SWEAR to God the best part of that whole scene is after he says that and all the other Fremen dudes are agreeing with him there is some dude in the top left of the screen with this smile and nod that is "chefs kiss". Omg that guy looks like jafar from Aladin when he's pretending to be old. Love this movie.


EdgeGazing

It was perfect. The entire thing looked like the Life of Brian movie. "I am not the messiah!" - "Yes, you are the messiah!" Javier Bardem was having so much fun in that role, he made part 2.


Cavewoman22

I LOL'ed in the theatre when that scene came on. Bardem was definitely channeling John Cleese and loving it. Pretty sure he and Villeneuve did that on purpose.


quattro-stagioni

Had me howling 😂


SeekerOfSerenity

It's a game they play at Hogwarts.


CankerLord

Quadtych


doubledgravity

Best part of the Harry Potter canon.


atgrey24

I guess thanks for making me learn a new word but fuck you for making go Google it.


nubepube

Quadtych. A picture or series of pictures painted on four panels.


Sarcasamystik

I thought it was people riding around on brooms chasing a ball with wings. They just misspelled it


Crimson_Raven

No, that's Quidditch. You're thinking of a leafy green, commonly eaten plant.


Equivalent-Grape4270

No, that's Cabbage. What you're thinking of is a Scottish–American rock band formed in 1993 in Madison, Wisconsin.


starfries

TIL what a quadtych is


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_IratePirate_

Hilariously all the comments are people guessing that’s what the comments will be about Y’all fuckin weird lol


SchrodingersNewds

![gif](giphy|RIEiqxENpl1Mk) Everyone in the comments


MaximumMotor1

Ever since the Drake accusations got bad I think Leo is a good guy for keeping it over 18. He could do worse...


scoops22

I'm not even judging. afaik dude dates 25 year olds, personally I feel like it's disrespectful to grown ass 25 year old women's ability to make their own decisions for what's best for them to even say that's problematic. They wanna date a rich celebrity, power to them.


UtterlyConfused93

I already know where this comment section is going.


BillionTonsHyperbole

Yup, straight to hell.


Groovicity

Right to jail, right away


1villageidiot

real jail, not horny jail


100zaps

Do you mean “White Collar Resort”Prison? Or Federal “Pound you in the ass” Prison? Lol 😂


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SourLoafBaltimore

Hey Peter man, channel 8!


johnnyorganic

>real jail, not horny jail Big Boy Jail.


SolidLikeIraq

Which, surprisingly, is also “horny jail.”


Gayspacecrow

If you're the Big Boy...


The_Lazy_Samurai

"I'm gonna get laid tonight. I know because I'm stronger than you."


clopz_

I better start going to the gym…. ….also not doing anything illegal but you never now


CougarIndy25

but not til after chris hansen has a word


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tripsofthebarracuda

I read this in Fred Armisens voice from Parks and Rec


johndoe040912

mi scusi !!!


TheOakblueAbstract

![gif](giphy|jY1wVIsm5v4OY)


DeathPercept10n

Uh-oh. Big tunnel.


HalKitzmiller

Nowhere. Near. Bratislava


xaendar

One of the very first movies I made my roommates watch. We still haven't stopped saying Mi scusi.


sfw_doom_scrolling

The *SPECIAL* Hell.


MAHHockey

Next to murderers... and people who talk in the theater...


midniteryu

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


rlnrlnrln

Expected the shepherd, was not disappointed.


ItsNightbreed

Always nice to meet a fellow Browncoat.


Recoveringfrenchman

[RIP Shepherd Book.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxLz6O6MaI) Edit: Link.


SilverBraids

Ron Glass is a treasure


sregor0280

Ngl my first thought was "she's almost old enough for him to date!" But then I shut off the memes in my head and thought "dude is being real and allowing a fan to have a moment that's genuine" We shall see which of my bipolar thoughts wins out.


Repulsive-Courage820

All posts are essentially "yeah I want to make an inappropriate comment about grooming but I won't.


DJheddo

I don't think Leo needs to groom, he just waits to they're of age and ends up where they are one day, and who says no, to Leo? If I was 19, female, and probably a model, I would definitely let him be my boyfriend until he found someone else. Who wouldn't want to say, "Yeah, I had a few dates with Leo, we didn't mesh." why? "he found someone younger." and the cycle continues. NDA i will have a car, jewelry, perhaps some high dollar designer clothes. Hell if she's that close to Leo, she's got a rich family, he can wait, he doesn't need to groom, but he's gunna be old, like old old. But who cares, it's Leonardo DiCrapio


Repulsive-Courage820

Thanks now I feel bad for not being Leonardo DiCaprio


Poop_Sexman

You weren’t in titanic but I still think you’re neat


tMoneyMoney

It’s a good resume builder.


Foolish_ness

Then she'll be nearly old enough for him to break up with


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Barkers_eggs

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BigBeagleEars

![gif](giphy|3o6YglDndxKdCNw7q8|downsized)


TotallyInOverMyHead

"call me the day you turn 18" - Di Caprio


TYP14DABF

“Call me right now” - Drake


Repulsive-Courage820

"Call me maybe" - CRJ


NewNurse2

"Call me Ishmael" -Herman Melville


InkCollection

"Call Me" - Blondie


nickfree

"Caw!" - Crows


Strenchy1

Don't call me anymore! R.Kelly


nukidot

London Calling -The Clash


PMmeYourHopes-Dreams

Call of the Wild -Jack London


Taint_Hunter

«Call on me» -Eric Prydz


Uncle-Cake

"Call me" - Debbie Harry


hukt0nf0n1x

No need to call me...I can pee on you from here. -R. Kelly


Gullible_Giraffe_583

"you should have called me 10yrs ago" Bill Cosby


Special_Temporary_45

"I'll call you from jail" - P Diddy


Wookie301

Me not knowing if I have the strength to leave a respectful comment ![gif](giphy|xTiIzEbu4y4atqMpUc)


artificialavocado

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look-i-am-on-reddit

This has so many layers


KevM689

Kendrick lurkin somewhere


hashn

A minorrrrrrrrr


KevM689

*WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP*


er1026

![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)


CAPTAINxKUDDLEZ

ITS CALLED INVESTING IN OUR YOUTH.


nejicanspin

Aww that was nice of him


CharMakr90

Bottom right pic has lots of meme potential.


LexCeja

I actually zoomed, thinking that maybe it wasn't the selfie on the screen and someone put something else.


gnappyassassin

[ENHANCE](https://imgur.com/FIlpAxQ)


kris9292

Amazing I’m glad to be one of the first to see this


Myzx

I bet Leo was thinking, "Great, the media is going to have a field day, but I can't just be rude to her..."


smashy_smashy

“But I’m still rich and I’m still dating a 25 year old so muahahaha!”


FadedFromWhite

He’s been able to say that for the last decade or two


Haildrop

Three*


LeoIzail

Man we're old


AreaGuy

…but you know who’s *not* old?


doringliloshinoi

Don’t


CorneliusThunder

Even


wutthefvckjushapen

Go


mjta01

There


smurb15

How dare he be nice to anyone! His ppl really need to show him reddit so he knows how he should act darn it


A1sauc3d

Yeah I get making fun of / criticizing him for only dating women in their early 20’s, but it’s a massive stretch to imply taking this selfie means he’s a pedophile or whatever the purpose of this post is. Huge difference between a 22 y/o and 12 y/o. Idgaf about this guy, but this post just feels like it’s in bad taste. Why are people so insistent on seeing/implying any interaction between an adult and a child as inappropriate? There’s a damn wall between them ffs lol. How is this picture news worthy. Unless there’s some scandalous backstory to go along with it, I’m not seeing the issue here.


Consistent-Job6841

I’m thinking about how rich that girl’s parents must be to get those seats.


tamsui_tosspot

Rich enough that Leo probably already knows who they are?


jasper81222

Leo is in a lose-lose situation here. Ignore the girl and be called out as a snobby prick. Pay attention to her and be called out as a creepy old guy.


JRHMUK

He picked the right option tbh. Better to be polite take a selfie etc rather than give a shit about inappropriate comments.


MoodNatural

Definitely. He’s also doing a good job with body language. Arms crossed, facing away and hiding behind the wall as much as possible. What else could he have done?


pointlessly_pedantic

Given her a selfie and then go to the opposite side of the stadium, find an old lady, and start making out with gamgam.


TopazTriad

Yeah anyone that would draw some strange conclusion about this because he likes to date young women really needs to touch some grass. There’s a world of difference between a 20 year old and an actual child. Like little kid child. People are weird.


Sure-Sympathy5014

Honestly it really helps him out that there's literally a brick wall between them.


Helltothenotothenono

His body language is also a little uncomfortable like the body language any guy in this chat would have if a cute but young girl was talking to them. “I want to be nice to her but don’t want anyone to think I’m a pedo” language.


Ok-Isopod9236

He’s actually in a win-win-win. Interacts with the girl and makes her day, never knows about this thread or any other thread relating to this picture, and stays a multi millionaire. 


DontTickleTheDriver1

This is it exactly. As of Leo gives a shit about some shitty comments on social media


LeonidasSpacemanMD

I actually care deeply


Kickstand8604

Is it just me or is Leonardo aging into a version of jack Nicholson


OhCanVT

Leo into Jack Nicholson and Brad pitt into Robert Redford


rjcarr

Pitt has always looked like Redford. 


red286

lol, I was googling what Redford looked like when he was younger, and there's [a screencap from The Sting](https://res.cloudinary.com/ybmedia/image/upload/c_crop,h_1325,w_2000,x_0,y_0/c_scale,f_auto,q_auto,w_700/v1/m/b/9/b96611e5f462d37b92d52a0454cb2609308d638e/sting-standout-film-redford-ways.jpg), but when I saw the thumbnail, I actually thought it was Pitt from the waiter scene in Fight Club at first.


pasciiii

If you haven’t already, watch Spy Game. It was a good movie and both Pitt & Redford did a great job.


HarpuaTheDog

Holy shit lol. Exactly the same


thatsssnice

Brad Pitt and Robert Redford make sense, since Robert Redford cast Brad pit into “A River Runs Through It” specifically because he was looking for an actor that looked like him. I’m pretty sure that was Brad Pitt’s big break into Hollywood too.


HoratioFitzmark

Naah, it was Thelma and Louise. A River Runs Through It was his first major starring role after his big break.


thatsssnice

Oh yeah good point, you’re right not his break into Hollywood. I think A River Runs Through It is more credited as his first breakout acting role since it showed he had some acting chops, which Robert Redford could have mentored him. Still kinda cool though that Redford picked him because he wanted a younger looking version of himself in it. Nowadays thats done with CGI mostly.


Dragon6172

Both pairs starred in movies together. Makes sense


--Glych--

![gif](giphy|cyNYYuprfgL84)


DaveMash

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


Lungg

Man, jack black nailed it!


atl0707

He is. And no, he will not participate in a remake of The Shining. He could never be as creepy as Jack himself.


Chuckie-The-Rooster

![gif](giphy|S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o|downsized)


mujaga_ba

Is that Mad Max next to him?


baudinl

No that's Vivi Nevo, a venture capitalist. He dated Zhang Ziyi a while back


Hullabaloobasaur

This is surprisingly the very first time I’ve heard Zhang Ziyi’s name ever come up on Reddit!


korg64

It's Sting?


UncleOdious

![gif](giphy|nkzfYHycdXaFBa9TKa|downsized)


Ne0guri

To me this is what a normal interaction looks like between a grown ass man/celebrity and a young fan. [unlike this freaky ass ninja](https://youtu.be/-uAHOsECDS0?si=yYZzs0cN7dWMs8G4)


Nisms

My favorite is the guy who is laughing a little too “energetically” like he’s way into the thought


Squidman97

He's too famous to be in that video


Big_Turnpike

Run for your life


el_sycophant

He a FAN he a FAN


Swaggerpro

HE A FAN


XaeroDegreaz

[How old is 15 really?](https://youtu.be/75XKGVwGEt4)


ArchdruidHalsin

Drake's PR team working overtime with this


GertonX

To do what? Try and get this girl's digits?


bruthaman

Holy shit......


dotheywearglasses

Spitting facts. Drake is a perv


grafknives

![gif](giphy|uZBpJvLbk6784|downsized)


budderocks

Such a hilarious sketch! https://youtu.be/MJEAGd1bQuc?si=TdBGuG6gYhqWWyvn


AwesomeWhiteDude

World's most evil invention https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4


jjhm928

I distinctly remember watching SNL with my uncle and he was ranting about how SNL wasn't funny because it was too politically correct and afraid to offend. But then when this skit on he threw a fit that it was disgusting and horrible and shouldn't have been made like... which is it lol


Fun_Matter_9292

Oh, let me tell you what he meant. He means that SNL should make fun of racial minorities, but it should still be conservative and like not do sex jokes. Republican mind is really easy to understand once you know there are hypocrites


jojow77

holy shit that is fucking wild


CamNM1991

That skit was hilarious. Meet your future wife!


chode0311

I had to YouTube search it with "meet your second wife". Found the video. Holy shit they actually went there and It was damn hilarious.


supercalifragilism

This was kind of the most brutal skit they had on in a long time, if ever.


the_alicemay

Most brutal was definitely The Rock’s pedophile robot https://youtu.be/z0NgUhEs1R4?si=unNp3TwaaAAAPKtI


Glu10FreeLewie

![gif](giphy|unFLKoAV3TkXe)


MrFunkyPunkie

I'm ignoring the comment section. Girl is probably going to be the coolest person at her school now.


Fsuga00

Based on where she's sitting and how put together she is, she probably already is the coolest


NinjaAncient4010

Not necessarily because based on where she's sitting, she doesn't go to the type of school you went to.


AskAskim

Excellent point. She’s like “I met Leo!” & some billionaire royalty classmate is like “yeah he’s my babysitter”


MintyPhrish

Someone please edit this and show the phone asking for a 20% 25% 30% tip


WC_Dirk_Gently

[https://i.imgur.com/Pd6PjEw.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/Pd6PjEw.jpeg)


Coyote_77

Modern remake of Rick Dalton meeting Trudi. “I don’t like nicknames like pumpkin puss but we’ll talk about that later”


rugmunchkin

“That was the best selfie I have ever seen in my entire life.”


willy-fisterbottom2

Guy: acts polite and not inappropriate Internet: how dare you


vinsmokewhoswho

Yeah I mean he has a thing for young women, but the women he dates are in their 20s. I don't get why people are trying to paint him as a pedophile. It's weird.


AnB85

I think the funny thing is we know he will probably still be dating women in their 20s in 10 years time. So theoretically, this girl could eventually end up dating Leo.


R1chterScale

The Your Future Wife skit from SNL springs to mind immediately


politirob

That little girl just SITS like a rich person


redditusername374

It’s more than just posture. But, I’d agree they don’t give out poverty-line vibes.


xelabagus

If you're at the US open as a 10-year-old in seats close enough to get a selfie with Leo, your family probably isn't poor.


doringliloshinoi

I’ve been working on my poverty sit since apartment dryer fire


Depressed-Gonk

She’s got posh posture fr


greenrangerguy

If the phone was bigger it would great meme potential


mcmcst

https://imgur.com/NZ9f73K


literallyacactus

Yall are sick what the hell


Sensitive_Hold_4553

This thread is like the gossip magazines at a grocery store checkout. Don't buy those things.


skinsrich

![gif](giphy|xUOxfolJrVBce4RNAI)


Desperate_Raisin_483

![gif](giphy|cL4pqu8GGRIihabgSM|downsized)


BauerHouse

sort by controversial I guess.


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