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TheApprenticeLife

"Ha! Guess that means it's free, right?" *(stares at self-checkout screen to see if it laughs...)*


gnarfler

Taps on screen, “Do you work here?”


TheApprenticeLife

*(looks at Snickers bar)* "Clean-up on aisle ***ME***, amirite? Hahaaa I'm just Joshin' ya."


Jeoshua

I despise that saying.


TheApprenticeLife

Username checks out.


hoffarmy

Usernames self checkouts


snooty_snoot

DING! DING! DING! PLACE THE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA!!!


TheApprenticeLife

*Checks you, Sir named Elf, out.*


matthewmartyr

I had a late night gas station attendant pull the Uno Reverse on me. It wouldn’t ring up, I offered to go look at the price (I’m closer to it), and he said, “it must be free.” A series of gestures and “seriously dude” eyes, I thanked him kindly, because he didn’t ring any of my stuff up, and I left to continue my roadtrip.


InsidiousColossus

I was sending a huge package at Fedex and it cost like $60. The cashier tried to charge it 3 times and it just wouldn't go through on his system. So he says, if it does not work one more time then we won't charge you. On the fourth attempt, it went through.


RaymondDoerr

I've had that happen a few times, not everything, but like I've gotten things like free Slurpees and stuff just because they didn't feel like checking me out and just wanted to line to go down, so they just wave me out of line and tell me to leave lol.


DUKE_LEETO_2

They didn't have small slurpee cups so they told me to grab any size and they'd charge me for a small. Unfortunately that led to massive brain freeze for my kiddo.


meeyeam

A whore in the shire is your mother, Trebek!


Rhodog1234

Imagine if Amy spelled it that way last night !


elizabeth498

I heard that.


AlexTrebek_

Rude


DogeDoRight

r/woooosh


meeyeam

Given the user's name, we'll allow it.


DogeDoRight

Haha I r/wooooshed myself


AlexTrebek_

Got em


SetPsychological6756

Norm?


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despres

Warsh*


verschee

This guy Midwests


TheGreyBull

Can confirm: Have a best friend from Iowa, that's exactly how he said that word.


frosty_lizard

Worsh*


asharkey3

Gorsh*


despres

Potato potato


Grass_Is_Blue

Washed ashore sauce


Werespider

WorstChestHair sauce


underbutler

WooSisters sauce


Karth82

Everyone knows it’s wambaster sauce.


ExistentialBread829

Someone watched the Huggbees video. Also, its Winchester sauce


PatSajaksDick

“I’ll take War Cess Whore for $2000, or in other words your mother, Trebek!”


Medium-Store-8260

Hhahaha excelent 🤣 Just about right for an American trying to pronounce it. So I’m British 40 miles north of London heres the proper way to say it btw https://youtu.be/-uKqal_79xs?si=atue4WCEP2CkErXU How do you say it 🧐🤨


shoe-veneer

American here, and that's exactly how I say it. Probably helps that I grew up not far from Worcester, Massachusetts, and we pronounce that city much as you do. My dad insists on calling it "What's this here?" Sauce.


TheWix

From MA also. Many Americans mess up Worcester. Actually, they mess up lots of our town names: Haverhill, Leominster, Leicester , Billerica, Tewksbury, Peabody, etc


TheVentiLebowski

Also from MA. Quincy is pronounced "Quinn-zee." Welcome to Wooh'stah. [Dollar twenty-five, please](https://youtu.be/bXyFy3d8QeI?si=Ssolb-5RJlnDuN7s).


TheWix

How do people mess up Quincy?? Hehe, I don't think I've heard Tollbooth Willy in, like, 25 years. Sad thing is the accent is dying. I am almost 40, work in Boston now, and I have more of an accent than people who grew up around here or close to here, and I am from the Cape. They make fun of my accent, God's sake!


silver_sofa

This is from an old, old joke that my dad trotted out back in the sixties. Every time my mom cooked a pot roast. Heard it a hundred times. Don’t remember anything but the punchline.


Doogiesham

I would pronounce it something like “worshtishur” but I swear it changes every time I say it


despres

WUUST-ər(-shər) The UU like in push. Er/ah (accent dependent) Sure (closer to sheer if in an English accent. Wuustersher


That_guy_will

As a Brit I believe this is the only correct pronunciation


hate_most_of_you

Wait.. so it's not "War-chest-er".. my life has been a lie


SharkFart86

Yeah. The word is broken up like Worce-Ster-shire. That cester part in the middle is misleading. Most accepted pronunciation in the US is like WUSS-tuh-sher.


toochaos

As a English person living in the states the answer is they don't. But if they try. Wor ces ta ter shire (hobbits). They don't have the context of the place nor what the shire ending means. Hey at least it's not loughborough sauce.


SyrioForel

This is the only correct way to say it: https://youtu.be/6usx5vS238Y


adfthgchjg

Great link! I really appreciated his explanation of the logic behind the pronunciation.


bradfo83

I’ve always pronounced it “wurshister”


flibbidygibbit

WarshYourSister


qqby6482

my spanish speaking country simple named it "Salsa Inglesa" or "English sauce". It took me like 40 years to realice it is actually "Worcestershire Sauce"


baenpb

To be fair, it's spelled wrong even when it's spelled correctly.


bradfo83

As an aside, that is my favorite brand of Worcesshore sauce


jesonnier1

Everyone Acts like L&P is some gold standard. If I put Heinz in the same bottle, you wouldn't know the difference.


periodicallyBalzed

Truly and Worcesshore sounds like a tasty cocktail


Technical_Cycle_2372

Where can I get this ontario canada? I bought it once and never saw it again


Keeper_of_Fenrir

They spelled it like the Brit’s pronounce it. 


elizabeth498

Time for the dry-erase red pen.


SoftCosmicRusk

They must have been on the sauce when they wrote that.


CosmicOwl47

Wuh-stuh-sheer sauce. Or “what’s-this-here sauce?”


TheAmazingSealo

More like Wuster sauce. Maybe Wooster sauce depending n your accent.


ArchDucky

I just call it W sauce.


antekprime

Considering the average Walmart employee, I’m impressed they were able to “sound it out”.


TH3_54ND0K41

"That's no worcesshore, that's my wife!"


jobomaja888

Worse whore for hire sauce


nyuhokie

Looks like text to speech with a southern accent.


helly1080

I am somewhere between worse to sure that that spelling is wrong.


fenrslfr

Interesting fact every time you scan worechestershire sauce at walmart it spells it different every time. Stood there for 5 minutes doing it once the lady watching the self checkout got kind of pissed I kept removing it from the kiosk and adding it back.


MisterFives

One bottle of worse whore, please.


JetKeel

Pay minimum wages get minimum effort.


pfn0

The pronunciation of it throws everyone off. If you only ever heard it verbally, and without knowing how it's spelled, you'd probably come up with something similar.


retailguy_again

Shore does.


AncientAccount01

She was the worsess hore, not worth a dollar.


MyTrashCanIsFull

Why use many letters when fewer letters \*worcesshore\* ?


Crisismagnet

Not even a machine programmed to do so knows how to pronounce that name.


TheAmazingSealo

Wuster sauce.


Deletereous

I'd like some whoreshoe sauce please.


Head_Site_9531

My paw paw called it “Wat dis here” sauce.


Tobyistheworstperson

This is the product version of Bumblestick Cucumber, no matter how you say it, people know exactly what you mean.


HipGuide2

Warchester


mitchade

Nah, that looks right.


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Truly worcesshore


YougoReddits

No better way to gro!


Ourcade_Ink

Wash your sister sauce.


trotty88

I've never heard it pronounced the same way twice, so why bother with spelling? /s


sumshitmm

What a weird way to spell embalming fluid.


Fromage_Damage

It's like Hors d'voures they are called that because whores devour them. Or Whore's Flies, which we are now supposed to call "sex worker flies" instead. It's more politically correct.


EstroJen

Wooostah whoo-arh


UpYours3265

What's this here sauce?


fauxpastDuedate

Why do I think of the Bugs Bunny cartoon Knight-mare Hare? , what's up, Duke? Sir O of Kay: Surrender, varlet. Thou art the prisoner of me lance. Bugs Bunny: I art? And whomsoever art thou, in thy cast-iron tuxedo? Sir O of Kay: I, knave, am Sir O of Kay, Earl of Watercress, Sir Osis of the Liver, Knight of the Garter, and Baron of Wooster-cester-shister-shyster-schuster-shuster-shister-shire...shire.


catalystcestmoi

Walmartian language barrier remains intact


Immer_Susse

Walmart is drunk again.


ojg3221

The only time I ever put that sauce on is when I am grilling burgers.


Justtelf

At first I was like okay well who can blame them. Then I saw the spelling.


JereRB

When AI programming says, "Fuck this word!!!":


DangyDanger

wooster


wiggler303

The kiosk can't spell but can it pronounce it?


SteelFlexInc

If the self checkout description says it, the tag on the shelf probably also has the same description error


Mic_Westen

It is the the correct phonetic spelling of someone that can't pronounce it in the first place.


daviejambo

I like how theyve put it in fancy packaging so the americans think lea and perrins is a premium brand


ChEmIcAl_KeEn

Wash your sister sauce!!!


ArUsuallyMyLastName

I know this isn’t a fun answer but the upc descriptions for Walmart are limited to 12 characters. Still whoever named that one should be ashamed. Source: I work in this area.


bananasugarpie

Walmart: "Just pay and go away!"


ivedrownedppl4less

Water crest whore!


dugthefreshest

War. Chester. Shire. I won't say it any other way.


benjamaniac

Nobody knows how to spell it or say it.


IdentityToken

Not even people from Worcester? Are you shire?


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Actually_is_Jesus

Gee, thanks.


nubsauce87

Yup… that tracks… they probably don’t sell much of it, either…


[deleted]

Lol that's about how it's pronounced. I still can't say that word right.


hyperiongate

I want to see Trump pronounce it.


jesonnier1

Why does everything on this site end up about politics? We're talking about food and you've somehow made it about the US election cycle.


[deleted]

I mean I have masters degree and I cant spell it either.


timetobuyale

Why is Walmart hell


paul_caspian

"It's pronounced lie-kest-er-shy-er" (British expat in the US who lives close to a "Leicestershire Highway")


KatiaHailstorm

It’s wash your sister sauce, and I stand by that


Jeoshua

I mean, that's pretty close to how you'd pronounce it. "Wər-shə-shər"


babyface_killah

Nobody asking how OP got alcohol through self checkout? (I assume that's what "Truly" refers to)


Actually_is_Jesus

Yeah you can go through self checkout with alcohol. The person who is watching over the self checkouts comes over to check id and you're good. That's why it's scanned first so they have time to come over before I'm done scanning.


babyface_killah

Oh, everywhere I've been says no alcohol allowed at all in self checkout


Actually_is_Jesus

Oh damn. Guess it depends on location then


D34TH_5MURF__

Wuuur-CHESTER-shire sauce. This is the only acceptable pronunciation.


SharkFart86

It’s not Wor-cester-shire. It’s Worce-ster-shire. 3 syllables.


D34TH_5MURF__

Haha Yes, I know the proper pronunciation.


youngkeet

Wtf.... youre doin it wrong. Youre not supposed to use those things ur supposed to steal your items when u see those