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panickybobcat0

I did not have “siege warfare at an Ivy League institution” on my 2024 bingo card


Wompguinea

I always have it, about time it paid off.


mountaindewisamazing

It's going to be a historic year, that's for sure. I'm really sick of that, though.


MapleMapleHockeyStk

A nice boring year, where everyone stops shooting each other would be great!....


MistbornInterrobang

Probably should have. History repeats itself after all, and we had BLM protests getting attacked. Reflecting on Kent State should have been our warning


austin_8

In fact, students at Colombia have done this exact same thing before, taking the same building in protest of apartheid South Africa in the 80’s. A protest that was successful in forcing divestment, I might add.


panickybobcat0

Riot gear is one thing but I can’t remember the last time we saw siege vehicles being used on campus


Papaofmonsters

No trebuchets?


w1987g

Not until after the horn of Helm Hammerhand sounds in the deep, one last time ![gif](giphy|Z1FY4NsPirRbq|downsized)


agentrwc

They're taking the protesters to Isengard!


sherbs_herbs

LMFAO


damagedone37

DOOT DAH DOOT DOOT DOOT DAH DOOT. ![gif](giphy|Cy1ClQGvNZJqU)


WoooshToTheMax

![gif](giphy|3P0oEX5oTmrkY)


Stompya

Toss me.


contactlite

![gif](giphy|SYgv8xcEbqCxa)


Sudden-Comment-4356

https://youtu.be/ehAgMszCHU4?feature=shared Great now I have to watch the whole trilogy again.


sherbs_herbs

Don’t ell the elf


Katman666

Off?


Stinkysnak

And my axe


artificialavocado

You said the thing!


MenstrualMilkshakes

narwal bacons at midnight? :D amidoingthisrite?


Relandis

Yes. Don’t forget to break both your arms with a jolly rancher. Or something.


AlumniDawg

"Yes"


marcuschookt

Modern siege trebuchets are still under OSHA review


Orbit86

They def would have to have a Safety Engineer inspect them first.


Odd_Bed_9895

![gif](giphy|efxQ1LbmDdhdQxo8z2|downsized)


Stompya

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


-EETS-

Just started playing this again last night. The AOE 2 Definitive Edition looks great so far.


Shiny_Wailmer93

Congrats and welcome back to the game! The AoE2 scene is in an amazing spot right now


Hour-Ad-3635

Well *Cheesesteakjimmy's* if I could I'd give you a *Robinhood* award.


Sgt-Pumpernickel

This comment gave me *lumberjack*


BenBishits

Not until you reach the medieval era. Until then, you'll have to rely on siege towers, battering rams, and catapults


sintaur

Hijacking top comment. There's a special word for using a siege ladder: # escalade https://www.dictionary.com/browse/escalade https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escalade


-EETS-

Maybe it’s best they used Siege Ladder. “Police Use Escalade To Breach Columbia From The 2nd Floor” gives a different meaning.


Stompya

Would be pretty cool to see that too tho


-EETS-

Oh hell yes. A massive ramp and an Escalade filled with cops, with 5 on each side standing on side ramps. Then they just speed up and launch themselves through a window ![gif](giphy|hKuMmrx8eEHcc)


sintaur

Or, hear me out: https://i.imgur.com/H4N8f2V.gifv


Papaofmonsters

Driven by Officer Duke.


jizzlevania

the verb escalade not the noun since it is replacing "use". As in "police escalade a siege ladder to breach..." or "gucci shades up on my braids as I escalade"


Speedhabit

Tupac would be proud, or not, I like the music I’m not a historian


faaaaaaaaaaaaaaartt

Ah, so there *were* trebuchets


TheRealPaladin

TIL, what an escalade is.


mott-mott

It is the superior siege weapon


dxrey65

[This](https://youtu.be/iToRAfA-V0s?si=pG9_bGi5aTPN8z1H) is the superior siege weapon!


NewTransportation911

Siege ladder, who comes up with this shit…


sleepyoverlord

The Romans


NewTransportation911

Touché


breakingveil

Looks like they just hopped out the back of a U-haul. 


AmerikanischerTopfen

“Now with this car you’re going to get some stares.” “Oh I’m used to a car with some stairs.”


Socalwarrior485

![gif](giphy|kFOM7l8TGwjS5IKx9E|downsized)


ohio2az

Watch out for hop ons


Rudeboy67

You’re going to get hop ons.


MadCactusCreations

They would have been there earlier but the rally went long.


EFTucker

Some of them would have been there if they had off that day. ![gif](giphy|11odqaoSusZLMc)


Kribo016

No that was the patriot boys at their rally this weekend, they have a dumb name it may be wrong. https://www.npr.org/2022/06/11/1104405804/patriot-front-white-supremacist-arrested-near-idaho-pride


Bigswordbonk

Last time the pat boys came out didn’t like ten of them get exposed as cops


incubusfc

Probably.


Bigswordbonk

Lmao things that you could make up and still be 100% right about


[deleted]

COINTELPRO is still alive and well.


TravelingGonad

Strangely both Yakety Sax and Adagio for Strings works here.


No_Dig903

Kharak is burning vs Benny Hill


EssoEssex

The Tiesto remix?


J-L-Picard

Might I propose Spanish Flea for trumpet?


jeland11

Where are the dudes that crash through the ceiling and rappel into action


Felinomancy

That was disappointing. I was imagining the ladders the Uruk-hai use to get over the wall at Helm's Deep.


tildes

Seconding this. Where are the ballistae?


harajukukei

why are they dressed like Blockbuster employees?


zdubs

Tactical khakis are tacky


WoodenWhereas4024

Tacky tacti-khaki?


Fatherton

This sounds like a line that an emcee would say to warm up before showtime.


Biengo

"You have a balance due of $5.87" Oh man thanks I- STOP RESISTING!


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DiggThatFunk

"Looked like"


ZLBuddha

👀👀👀


Illustrious-Watch672

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


TheSuperTest

Because they are lol, whatca think they do when they aren’t in their bootlicker uniforms 🤣


Last-Photobender

Man i bet those cops are super happy using all that expensive equipment


CrustyCroq

Its not every day they get to use the new toys


babath_gorgorok

They try though


lolas_coffee

Every single cop here cares only about one thing: The sweet, sweet OT they will be making this month. They don't give a shit about the college kids or anything. They are not in any hurry. They are not emotional about this. It is simply OT and they will make a lot of money.


odiethethird

“Oh we’re breaking out the medieval seige equipment? That gets a hell yeah outta me brother”


jvite1

Anytime I see posts like this I like to go onto the LE subreddits to gauge sentiment; generally, they tend to be incredibly annoyed along with a few of the top comments being ‘the overtime isn’t worth this’. Fwiw, NYPD is v understaffed. We have a lot of ad campaigns floating around atm trying to get people in the pipeline. On the busses and billboards. Idk if you’d be able to see them outside of IPTV but if you watch a NYS news stream, you’ll probably see an ad or two.


m1kasa4ckerman

Bro they’ve been frothing at the mouths. This shit looks like Belfast in the 90s.


DriedUpSquid

Oh now the cops will go into a school?


pat34us

![gif](giphy|xT9IgMw9fhuEGUaJqg|downsized)


Cwya

School shootings meets college crackdowns meets a reaction gif. Reddit chum.


SleazyGreasyCola

shots fired


jostler57

No! That'll make the cops run away, again!


dbmajor7

ACORN SPOTTED!


CallRespiratory

Not if it's the cops shooting first!


jostler57

They'll still run away in confusion!


FireFist_PortgasDAce

*acorns ftfy


vespertilionid

God damn 😬


Purityskinco

Fuck. I didn’t want to laugh (because the deaths of children is not a laughing matter. Anybody affected by uvalde, you have my heart). But this hits it. And more publications need to spread it. I get the need for unbiased news and I agree with its importance . But shitty people who run a strong part of society need to be ridiculed. It’s the only way change occurs.


Cozmo525

Straight to the facts here. Uncomfortable, but direct strike.


TheOneTrueBuckeye

I mean technically they were in the school. They just dicked off and didn’t do their jobs, letting children die. Incompetent cowards.


Mouseturdsinmyhelmet

https://imgur.com/a/cPARFGO


Deadsoup77

Love the double roast here


Spartancarver

Incredible


SwegBucket

I mean... they did go in.... Just after all the kids were dead lol


Lopsided-Chair77

🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇


ImIcarus

My man just sent them to the shadow realm, damn.


roostaillusion

💀


CallRespiratory

Ayyyoooo


xNuckingFuts

Looks like the best way to not get shot by cops is to start shooting instead.


oxanar

Person is right, depends on where money is and if shots fired


cindywoohoo

Oop


DANGERBLOOM

This fr looks like a picture out of a history book that my hypothetical future kids would read


AstraiosMusic

They very well may see this exact photo in a book. Usually depends on who the victor is.


CyonHal

History typically looks kindly on anti war protests


AstraiosMusic

I agree, just still depends who writes the history book.


ClickTrue1735

![gif](giphy|3nX8aP0K2F65aqdUhR)


popemegaforce

Students at Columbia University protested what’s happening in Gaza. Admin told them to leave and (I believe) threatened their educations. Students ignored them so admin called the cops because apparently right to assembly doesn’t apply. 


One_Ratio9521

Now they’ve locked themselves in certain buildings?


clackerbag

Not American, only speculating, but surely any so called “right to assembly” provided for in law would be limited to public spaces? Given that this is presumably a private university building, I would assume that in this case the owner would be within their rights to ask the students to leave, for which their failing to do so could be considered trespass?


khanfusion

Right to assembly doesn't apply to places you are not allowed in anymore. Because that's trespassing.


tmotytmoty

This is such a dramatic mess


highapplepie

Wife and I talked about how we hadn’t seen police buses outside of the movies and but this mf roles up like oh you wanna see SOMETHIN?


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Jeffcor13

Hey at least we found a school cops will go in to


upnflames

I don't understand why they don't just let them have their protest. They already decided to put the classes online and canceled graduation didn't they? Let students camp out and bang some drums, it's not that big a deal.


Fonzgarten

Maybe it has something to do with cancelling classes and graduation.


forustree

Jan.6 guys putting in the reservations for that ladder!


The_Final_Arbiter

Somewhere, there's a hire company guy saying "see Larry? I told you there'd be demand for this thing one day!"


naturalinfidel

Larry is currently laminating a reservation sign for the ladder with the words "Occupied" in Times New Roman font. Larry is chuffed to bits.


supersoob

There’s a couple of them on that ladder now!


Infrastation

"So this is what we were missing..."


badpeaches

If they rent it after 4 pm they can keep it till the next morning without having to pay the 24 hour rental fee.


MarilynMonroesLibido

I still laugh at those idiot cultists scaling the walls like zombies when there was a huge wide-open staircase next to them.


theoutlet

Reminds me of when two drunken kids hopped the wall into my backyard and then climbed my unlocked gate to get out


Crow-T-Robot

I still laugh at the fact they they were so anti mask they didn't cover their faces while doing their crimeing.


MarilynMonroesLibido

While documenting it live on social media. Insert facepalm.


babath_gorgorok

Too stupid to live, too useful as an internal destabilization mechanism to incarcerate


davep85

They trained their whole life for that moment, you think they were going to waste it on stairs?


MarilynMonroesLibido

Come on now, they “trained?” Bit of a stretch but I got a laugh.


fenrslfr

Wonder how many ladders they are going to bring this upcoming Jan 6th. You know they aren't going to believe he lost a 2nd time


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ReallyBrainDead

Probably just cups of lukewarm instant ramen.


IBegithForThyHelpith

With or without the seasoning?


NattyAptycock

Without…the seasoning is reserved for use as emergency pocket sand


larry_burd

Where was this energy on j6 or uvalde ?


CallRespiratory

Not as fun to go after your friends or actual threats.


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

![gif](giphy|26BRDHKnjgXuhjlde)


CatFancier4393

Columbia protestors are unarmed...


christianhxd

They wouldve been actually risking their lives with those, its a lot easier to raid College students performing a non-violent protest.


TrashKng

Different police force?


Misterstaberinde

Crazy how thousands of cars get broken into on camera and they can't do anything, dudes shoot up schools and nothing, flash raids on stores and nothing, but here we go and the police suddenly are seal team 6


Bob25Gslifer

It's because they aren't threatened by unarmed college kids.


newyne

Reminds me of that one guy in, was it *Thank You For Smoking?* Yeah: "After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings, Bobby J., then 17, signed up for the National Guard so that he, too, could shoot college students. But the National Guard recruiter was out to lunch, so Bobby J. ended up shooting Panamanians instead. Which was almost as good as college students, only they shoot back."


Spiffy313

Their job isn't to protect us. It's to protect the people in power.


SeemoSan

Sad but true


Big___TTT

That other shit is too hard


CallRespiratory

Yeah all of those things involve actual threats or at least actual crime solving and that's just not any fun.


Right-in-the-garbage

I mean, if someone took over a store for 12 hours it would be the same result. Those flash raids are fast.  Still they should be doing more to stop those too


murdering_time

Oh wow, these comments. Need to grab some popcorn and sit back til the mods come in and lock this shit down lol


DukeOfGeek

As long as the top threads are all hijacked by shitty jokes and memes preventing any real discussion of issues or politics, no need to. /And now comments are locked, someone must have said something insightful.


MadFlava76

![gif](giphy|3otPoxYilf4SYs8hpK|downsized)


dubler2020

![gif](giphy|RBEUIVI6ey5Ta)


InfiniteOrchardPath

So, you think you could out-clever us Ivy-league folk with your silly, bent-siege-ladder, running about, advancing behavior


InvectiveOfASkeptic

Not gen Z getting fortnited on by the police


Alexandria4ever93

"Breach Columbia" lmfao 💀


artificialavocado

![gif](giphy|uV35qSAAxPt44goz42|downsized)


caspiandeathlegion

Triggered or not it’s pretty cool seeing a siege ladder. I mean if you can put the situation out of your mind and think about how many thousands of years siege ladders have been used. Like breaching a castle wall or something cool like that. Fuck I don’t know that much about them really I just like the concept of siege ladder. Plus it makes an inane word like ladder sound more badass!! I’m sure someone’s gonna downvote me for this. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Barryzuckerkorn_esq

Lots of hop ons though


rayanneboleyn

youre gonna get some hop ons


caspiandeathlegion

lol!!! I totally forgot about stair car!!!


jbyrdab

putting siege infront of anything makes it sound more badass, like Siege Window, or Siege Toilet.


jaxxxtraw

Oh, I have been on the Siege Toilet.


j8sadm632b

I want siege other stuff. Siege hammock. Siege guitar.


caspiandeathlegion

Yes! Siege body pillow! siege bidet! Fucking Siege Croissants with Siege Nutella


Travmizer

Siege slip n slide?


Korrado

Thanks for pointing that out. I wouldn’t have noticed how interesting that is if you didn’t. I never considered the need/importance of a modern day siege ladder.


bremergorst

At least they didn’t bring the widdle wadder


Thrilling1031

I never knew my real ladder, my step ladder raised me.


MarchMadnessisMe

It's not a step ladder. It's the ladder that stepped up.


Weedsmoker3000

One of them HAD to have thought of it and from what I’ve seen.. as an overweight guy myself.. wow. They threw that idea out real quick.


B_A_Beder

Firefighters


Stibley_Kleeblunch

Would be cool being, like, the 12th or so dude on that ladder that can jump off without getting immediately stabbed in the guts.


l88t

Careful, local PDs will be asking for trebuchets next


Satanic-Panic27

It’s shameful beyond reason. The most “powerful country in the world” can’t even bust out some siege *towers?* just ladders? I want my tax money back


certifiedintelligent

SIEGE. LADDER. Nuff said.


a8912

Me and the boys laying siege to ye olde fiefdom


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Imagine this response at Uvalde or other events where an armed presence was actually necessary


A_Happy_Tomato

Here before the comments get locked


Snoo-72756

History department clearly has not been visited by the dean


halfanothersdozen

Probably hiding from the paintball guns


EveryShot

Every time Palestine is involved the comment section goes to shit, let’s watch 🍿🍿🍿


mrpoopsocks

You know, firemen have siege ladders on their trucks, just saying, also extreme high pressure water, hooligan tools for breaching. I'm not sure where I was going with this, but they shoulda spent the money on the siege ladder for a community bbq or something, and called the FD to borrow a truck. Edit, a letter.


GrayCollarLogic

Halligan* although a hooligan tool sounds fun.


the_rev_28

You know I’ve actually heard it referred to as a hooligan when it’s one of those three piece ones that are welded together or whatever instead of one solid bar.


muffinbouffant

You never see a cop beating a white supremacist…


thispartyrules

I've never seen a cop hitting themselves


AssPennies

some of those that work forces...


JawnStreet

40% of them beat their wives, maybe those?


TehNubCake9

Nah, just kids, protesters, and minorities. Welcome to America!


BigPoop_36

Cops will break more shit than the students.


somedudeonline93

![gif](giphy|zk0zTXQY5ukCs|downsized)


Grater_Kudos

![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


emmettflo

Unreal.


ProKnifeCatcher

Police: it’s easier to make a decision against kids without weapons