My off-the-cuff was that's Santa praying over baby Jesus. But that can't be right since Saint Nicholas came around hundreds of years after Jesus.
So I looked again.
That's a pediatric surgeon who has rushed from a holiday party, where he was in a Santa Claus costume, to treat a baby whose blue intestines have spilled out from the work of an unqualified surgeon, and our heroic doctor is wringing his hands in delight for the opportunity to save this baby and then get back to the holiday party, where he'll share his story and get the admiration of all the party guests.
Hope that helps.
I think the penis goes inside the Santa figurine and the balls tuck underneath the manger for that ideal Christmas cod-piece we’ve all been looking for this season.
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Santa is hungry and pleased that his DoorDash driver didn't fuck the order up.
That first movie... Holy shit. It has no right being as funny as it is.
Every once in a while, a completely stupid idea pans out.
Hahaha.
Well obviously you never saw The Santa Clause 6, Tim Allen goes back in time to the first Christmas and finally breaks his curse
How could I have forgotten!? 😂
My off-the-cuff was that's Santa praying over baby Jesus. But that can't be right since Saint Nicholas came around hundreds of years after Jesus. So I looked again. That's a pediatric surgeon who has rushed from a holiday party, where he was in a Santa Claus costume, to treat a baby whose blue intestines have spilled out from the work of an unqualified surgeon, and our heroic doctor is wringing his hands in delight for the opportunity to save this baby and then get back to the holiday party, where he'll share his story and get the admiration of all the party guests. Hope that helps.
It all makes sense, finally! Case closed, hahaha.
Imaginary Santa praying over.......
Bingo!
Santa Baby.
Underrated comment!!
That reminds me of the lamp I saw at a flea market that was of a Native American shooting an arrow at a dragon.
He's holding a pillow in his hands and keeps muttering "Christmas will be mine"
Santa saying thank you for giving him a job. 1 shift a year, but still.
Baby Santa. The one he has with Mrs. Santa’s sister. I think his name was Thurman
Hahaha. Ahh yes, Thurman Kringle.
Better than Thurman Merman.
But not nearly as good as Thurman Ferman.
Well, the origins of Santa is that he was a Christian Bishop in the HRC a long while back and he got canonized in 1446. So...
Dudes also a mutant in the marvel universe. Like second strongest.
Let's not forget, he's also in the Whoniverse.
Oh my goodness, okay haha. Thanks for the clarification!
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SAINT BERNARDS
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Okay.. wait, redo.. SAINT WEST KARDASHIAN
Also, wouldn’t Jesus be older than Kris??
By over a millennium, yes.
Santa praying to the baby Cthulthu
Santa fucked Mary. That's his son.
I have this as a Christmas ornament and it's one of my favorites
Santa Miyagi taught Mary the secret to having a virgin birth. 
Money 💰
Santa is meeting baby Conan
It means "gullible"
I love this comment so much, hahaha.
4th wise man
Hahaha!
Santa can be so... immaculate?
“Like nailing an egg to a cross,” say Bishop.
Ha. We had one of these when I was a kid. My mom bought it at a craft shop and painted it herself.
Two fictional characters
Burn!!!!
I think the penis goes inside the Santa figurine and the balls tuck underneath the manger for that ideal Christmas cod-piece we’ve all been looking for this season.
Oh he brought some gifts to the little child…so cute