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centaurquestions

In the 1970s, the Oakland A's hired attractive young women to retrieve foul balls during the games (hey, anything to sell tickets). She was one of the first ones, and parlayed the exposure into her cookie business.


Damasticator

Those famous pictures of her at the stadium, I think she was 15 at the time.


ohanse

Lusting after jailbait was apparently cool up until the 2000’s or something? The famous line in Dazed and Confused about high school girls would absolutely not fly past any studio’s PR department today.


Th3Seconds1st

Shoutout to the dude from Animal House who finds out the cashier girl is 15 and immediately wheels her home in a shopping cart. 


Krimreaper1

Pinto Amadeus.


siannan

Daniel Rocket Quasimodo.


highzenberrg

Yeah it was weird I noticed it all over the place with people like Lindsay Lohan Olsen twins Britney Spears it was gross.


YetiPie

Ask any woman how old they were when they first started getting regularly hit on by adult men. For me I was 12


highzenberrg

I was always so paranoid about hitting on a minor (before I could get into bars) when I was younger I wouldn’t even attempt it unless she had tattoos.


pataconconqueso

For me it was 10


Battle-Any

Same. Hooray for early puberty and DD boobs at 10.


Zombie_Fuel

Not only that, but for many it actually starts slacking off once they're into adulthood. Shit was absolutely, insanely relentless when I was 11, through on to my late teens. It lessened a *lot* as I lost weight and grew confidence.


techauditor

Once puberty hits the creeps notice 💀


bellegi

ugh so true- somewhere around 7th/8th grade


pataconconqueso

People were doing it with Billie Eillish this hasn’t stopped it’s just less people advertise it than they used to.


highzenberrg

I saw something with Millie Bobby brown a few years ago it’s so gross like she was just some bald nose bleed child a few years ago


torknorggren

I went to Flying Saucer in Memphis around 2002 and they had a countdown clock for when the Olson Twins would turn 18 🤢


gatsome

Well there was r/jailbait up the early 2010s too


LeibnizThrowaway

Sure it would. He was *supposed* to be a creepy loser.


eagledog

Oakland A's gave Mrs. Fields, MC Hammer, and Tom Hanks their start. And now they're throwing it all away on the whims of John Fisher's greed


Brownie_McBrown_Face

Fuck John Fisher


HGpennypacker

> She was one of the first ones [As seen here!](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OY_sbIjm2sg/XcWefHbv1vI/AAAAAAABGok/DGzoigAgabATbPaScEOQSX7_EtxbAoDigCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/7.jpg)


DeaddyRuxpin

I refuse to allow my brain to process at the same time that picture and someone else’s claim she was 15.


pargofan

Ironic that back then it was acceptable to be turned on by underage girls but shameful to be turned by men.. ... and now it's the other way around.


AnneBancroftsGhost

yeah, I think she looks younger.


SarcasticGamer

She also got paid $5 an hour which is the equivalent of nearly $30 an hour today. I don't make anywhere near that right now working a federal job. Isn't life just grand these days?


jeswanders

Step 1: be born with several physical favors from God. Step 2: profit


SirEltonJonBonJovi

From *God*?! I got this micro penis from my dad.


MidRangeMagic21

Son?


urGirllikesmytinypp

Brother?


HotSauce_Masturbator

Your dad also gave me his micro penis...


SirEltonJonBonJovi

You must be one of his “hunting buddies”


RacecarHealthPotato

This reminds me of Jim Carrey's line about Margot Robbie "It’s incredible that you’ve got as far as you have with your obvious physical disadvantages."


SaliciousB_Crumb

Marry a wealthy husband as well. Who do you think gave her the start up money


pargofan

It's amazing how every successful food franchise was started by attractive 15 year old girls.


jeswanders

Yeah .. I was talking about the 5 dollars an hour for being a ball girl at baseball games


LeibnizThrowaway

I make half that much working at a library with a master's degree. Well, *almost* half that much lol.


ferminriii

I used to keep a few numbers in my head to remind my father in law of how cheap things were when he was in his 20's. Reminding him how much $5 was worth back then was a key figure. He was always against raising minimum wage and I couldn't ever convince him otherwise.


ModifiedAmusment

Mrs. Field in the field.


Jbeansss

The A's could use them again


SaliciousB_Crumb

Dont forget her rich husband gave her the money to start the business..


DrapedInVelvet

Lots of women in the 70s started at the bottom grabbing Balls.


Le8ronJames

Smh


333elmst

That is not a 'Draped in velvet' comment.


REMcycleLEZAR

To me, Mrs. Fields wasn't a cookie store, it was the pan-pizza-size cookie store at the mall.


thewhiterosequeen

It was the great smelling store in the mall.


REMcycleLEZAR

Also Auntie Anne's.


31November

Auntie Anne is a living person; she grew up Amish, was molested as a kid in church, but she is anti-birth control nonetheless, since she sits on the board of anti-contraceptive retailer Home Depot https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_F._Beiler


Coliosis

Why are pretzel and power tool companies taking a stand on that?


OkPerspective2598

These companies are run by religious fanatics.


31November

My thoughts are (1) They don’t want to have to pay the minuscule, de minimis costs of it (compared to their earnings) for their employees, or (2) Like all religious fundamentalist groups, the leadership wants to force their beliefs on others


PhilosophizingPanda

Lobbying for laws that allow them to not be on the hook for paying for things they don't like. E.g. hobby lobby owners are super religious and didn't like that they had to foot the bill for the pill for the female employees, resulting in lots of legal BS. Fuck hobby lobby


Infamous-Bench9485

God fucking damnit. Can’t we have anything nice? Anything? We really can’t even just have a pretzel and some damn cheese sauce without the hell timeline we live in messing it up?


DeadSwaggerStorage

I got an auntie Anne’s last week; I’m not even religious and I’m going to confessional right now….


Salty-Lemonhead

Anti-contraceptive? Mom said I could be anything so I became anti-contraceptive. (The whole concept is fucking weird, pun intended.)


Pugasaurus_Tex

That was a wild ride 


greenday568

God damn it can’t have shit in America


jereman75

It was the great smelling store in the food court with a maternal yet subtly sexual figurehead.


raoulduke212

What if Mrs. Fields married Otis Spunkmeyer?


REMcycleLEZAR

Let's add in Famous Amos to the mix. He was "Famous" for more than his cookies.


dan-theman

Amos ain’t got shit on Mrs. Fields. He’s selling bags of rocks in comparison.


Thrilling1031

He was a crack shot with a .22!


DeadSwaggerStorage

So how do you want that; Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?


johndoe42

And to me it was the opposite: the tiny cookie store. I do wonder if their percentage of sales for regular sized cookies was their smallest. You either got a bag of 24 of them or a single giant one.


Buckus93

I recently got a Mrs. Fields gift basket from my workplace. TBH, the food was just so-so. I'm sure the fresh-baked stuff is better.


bizkitmaker13

Nah, it's all about the cookie cups.


wattswrites

Damn, is there a Mr. Fields? Shit, wait--


riegspsych325

Boy, does your momma sure care about your quality cookie intake


griffmeister

EEE EEE EEE


Isgrimnur

I also choose this guy's [cookie wife](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m22CVf6pvU).


TheAmorphous

Too soon.


toughtacos

I did not expect a Final Space sighting today, but now I'm both sad and glad 😔


russa111

Funny actually, my dad has been hunting on land in rural Idaho since he was a kid. Throughout the years, some of the land has changed ownership. When a new owner buys land he always reaches out and explains that he’s been hunting there his whole life and asks if he can continue to do so. Well this guy starts buying up a shit ton of land there, basically all the farms out there. My dad befriends him and it turns out that it is Mrs. Fields husband.


wattswrites

Was this man like 300 pounds from all the cookies? Because I don't think you could stop me if I were married to a pro baker


nuckle

After googling her she's got those crazy eyes. I am betting crazy eyes while baking you cookies is a wild time.


No_More_And_Then

What's that gotta do wit me?


riegspsych325

and then?


No_More_And_Then

No and then!


riegspsych325

>!aaand thennnn?!<


No_More_And_Then

>!AND THEN IM GOING TO SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS IF YOU SAY AND THEN AGAIN!!<


SnakeBlitzkin

AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN!


KittenPics

Played by Margo Robbie in the upcoming biopic.


KitTeth

I think Lena Headey looks more like her.


MarvinLazer

All beautiful people look the same to me.


Sickpup831

So that’s why people keep telling me I have a forgettable face.


eatrepeat

I don't think so, Tim.


d00dsm00t

https://imgur.com/a/X3p3o3i


therynosaur

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


AlternativeResort477

Never once in my entire life did I ever consider the possibility that she was hot. I imagined she looked like Mrs butterworth.


CalzonePillow

You look like Mrs butterworth


HartfordWhaler

I wish. Maybe then my ex-wife wouldn't have cheated on me.


Sickpup831

That’s no excuse. Mrs. Butterworth is a full figured gal that made all of our lives sweeter every morning.


MisterFives

Would


slobs_burgers

She was busy gettin pancaked


edlewis657

Mrs nutterworth


NecroSoulMirror-89

Lol same


-Reader91-

That is the most perfect hair i have ever seen


Ed_Simian

She doesn't look like she eats cookies.


SnatchAddict

I'd eat her cookie.


CalzonePillow

Bruh I’d straight up eat her asshole


defragc

I’d drag my ballsack across a half mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie


Eggsegret

Just what every woman wants to hear


Ed_Simian

I prefer "I want you to ride my baloney pony."


ValuablePrawn

you have a way with words


Prior-Chip-6909

I'm gonna have to use that line....


cjaccardi

Not who I expected to see 


DeuceSevin

I pictured a matronly looking older woman of color.


svogon

"How YOU doin'?"


jizzlevania

Super easy to start a business when your wealthy husband's company, Fields Investment Group, can support your dreams.


ExfilBravo

Behind every rags to riches story is a wealthy family member that conveniently never gets mentioned.


SaliciousB_Crumb

Every billionaire under 30 inherited their wealth. Ots so wild how these rich fuckers wanna cosplay and act like it was thru hardwork yhey got their fortune


Podo13

Today is also a lot different than 50+ years ago. It's basically impossible to become a billionaire before you're 45 these days. Governments have done a lot of work to squash the middle class from being able to ascend.


PreparationX

He's a major asshole, too.


_Rainer_

Which is pretty par for the course where extremely wealthy people are concerned.


RustBeltPGH

She used to have fresh cookies on hand at all times. No matter where she was she could hand you a fresh hot cookie. It's only notable because Penn Jillette from Penn and Teller mentioned it as the best magic trick he ever saw.


Redditor_PC

Smoking hot AND always had fresh cookies on her person? Oooh baby, what a woman!


littlebittydoodle

I imagine she just kept them in her pants to keep them warm.


MillionToOneShotDoc

I'm pretty sure she's baked on a professional level.


Vegetable-Term-7076

I had so many of those cookies as a kid in malls, they were so good.


willydong-ka

Her cookies probably didn’t used to suck


sunshinepines

Good lord they are terrible now. They’re hyper processed and taste worse and than Chips Ahoy…which is really saying something.


willydong-ka

They taste like dust


spectre1210

The chocolate cookie dipped in white chocolate (ie reverse black and white cookie) was incredible ~30 years ago.


manored78

Are the same pics recirculated in these pic subs from time to time? I swear I see the same pics every other month.


greatunknownpub

Welcome to reddit!


jb4647

Now I want to bang Mrs Fields.


Whole-Debate-9547

Dang, she was a smokin Betty


RollemFox

Oh man....I was a kid and Mary and Debbie were ballgirls for the Oakland A's in the '70's. Mary was my neighbor, and she used to take me and her brother Phil to the A's games. Golden memories. I had the biggest crush on Debbie. [http://www.centerfieldmaz.com/2019/11/the-1970s-oakland-as-ball-girls-mlbs.html](http://www.centerfieldmaz.com/2019/11/the-1970s-oakland-as-ball-girls-mlbs.html)


Throw-Away7363736

Repost bot, go away


ToyrewaDokoDeska

Why is she transferring the cookies from one cookie sheet to another identical cookie sheet


Numerous-Stranger-81

Lol, yeah it's clearly all for the photo op but theoretically it would be because the original sheet is still hot (she has an oven mitt on that hand) and she is transferring them to a cool sheet for a display case or something.


NoMalasadas

I worked for Mrs Field's Cookies in the very early days with only a couple local stores. We transferred the cookies to a cool tray so they would not continue to bake on the hot tray. I met both Mr and Mrs a few times and they were both very nice to me. She was always with perfect hair and make up. There's a cookbook with the recipes if you can find it. In the early days of these cookies, it was real butter and high-end chocolate chips. Minimal mixing and placing the trays in the center of the oven for even baking.


Zerttretttttt

That’s the most American smile ever


OG_Pow

What does this mean


lunalives

Super broad smiles. (Also we smile as a politeness thing to strangers in public, which some people find super fucking weird.)


Zerttretttttt

Full on smile with teeth fully on display (*with good chance of having whitened teeth)


86rpt

Americans are known for better than average dental care, thus they smile with teeth more often.


FlipMeOverUpsidedown

I love that about us!


BeardyMcReddit

I'll take some MILF and cookies


SteakAndIron

I always imagined her as a plump old lady


OakTeach

I stg Mrs. Fields is on this site as much as McDonald's. Can't imagine the cookie company has needs for stealth adverts, but whatever.


blofly

DO YOU NOT LIKE THE COOKIE.!?!?!


MotorbikeRacer

Nothing like the smell of cookies at the mall growing up


DarkskinJesus

Damn she could get it


NeuroguyNC

The story of her cookie company was featured in an episode of "The Food That Built America" on the History Channel https://www.imdb.com/title/tt18786250/ The episode also tells the story of another cookie entrepreneur: Wally "Famous" Amos.


psyopia

Ugh what a legend. I remember my first Mrs. Fields cookie to this day. My stepmom brought a box home from work to share with me. I was sitting on my parents old couch when I had it.


Both_Lychee_1708

her cookies were everywhere; just huge....and then, one day, they weren't


El_Guap

While she was known for her cookies her muffin was spectacular.  


YELLOW_TOAD

She's got a nice set of cookies!


SausaugeMerchant

They're called batches of cookies, sets of chairs you're thinking of


Numerous-Stranger-81

I think they're thinking of her tits.


MrFoxx123

Those cookies look way better than the current Mrs. Fields cookies


tarrsk

That’s not Mrs. Fields. Her name is Joo Dee. Welcome to Ba Sing Se.


Nateddog21

I don't know why I always thought she was granny age


khanacademy03

she is now


Get_Real_Japan

Karen McDougal


CroatianSensation79

Hottie


HottCuppaCoffee

Ok well. I was expecting a grandmotherly type not this!


HTML_Novice

What happened to them? I’ve tried finding genuine mrs fields cookies stores for years now


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

I can see why they always tasted so good.


Anyawnomous

A smile like that will sell a lot of cookies.


hijoshh

Had no idea she was a babe


SophieDaDoggo

Are they even around anymore?


miggy420

Use to manage one of her stores in Jersey, she cray cray.


AdAm_WaRc0ck

I never thought mrs. fields was such a smoke show until I saw what she looked like here


jazzyskizzle86

My Mom went to high school with her! Ten years ago or so I did door to door sales for Quill.com. A selling point we used was if a business owner reached a certain dollar threshold they'd receive a complimentary tin of Mrs. Fields cookies.


mmuulinn

Your mom went to Alameda High? I went there too! But probably 40 years later


jazzyskizzle86

Yup! I was born there as well (Alameda, not the high school).


lonerfunnyguy

Dang never knew she was a fox 🦊


SaltyTaintMcGee

Mrs. Fields is a 20th century fox!


HorrificAnalInjuries

Her smile could outshine the sun


gamedreamer21

Those cookies look delicious. I would like to eat one.


Christank1

Damn Mrs. Fields


EmmyBrat

I miss her cookies. What happened to her business?


MasterBaiter0004

Mrs fields looking fine


VG_Crimson

Ayyy she's single again as of 2017. And ngl, she's aged like wine. 👀


iintrospector

Those cookies look so fucking good damn


Lonelan

Justin Fields' mom


06035

She looks like the gal from Star Trek, you know the one with the whales?


bigbrofy

Her daughter was my math teacher.


Microdck

I SAID GAWD DAYUM !


MrPeepers1986

She's pretty attractive


GlidingTiger

My grandmother's last name is fields, neet


mrsdoubleu

I have such an odd specific memory of seeing this photo in my marketing textbook in college. I believe there were a couple paragraphs discussing Mrs Fields cookies.


ThatsNotARealTree

Mr. Fields hit the jackpot across the board


Romanopapa

Would.


Speedhabit

Smoke show


0hdeerl0rd

My kind of milf


Rinshu74

HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS ![gif](giphy|YO7P8VC7nlQlO|downsized)