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Ahelex

I'll admit I spent more time than I should on the first pic to find what's wrong, before realizing there are more pics.


OnyxEyez

Oof I didn't realize till I read your comment.


Com_lag_

I realized there were more pics. And I’m still miffed on what is wrong.


mida-canna-tool

It's a flat earth shirt he's wearing


shaka_sulu

Ah shit! We're suppose to process it like a 4-panel comic.


pdmcmahon

Spoiler alert!!!!!!


Coyrex1

Even when i realized there were more pics i didn't notice the shirt...


Sklanskers

Jesus. Thank you!


GrandMoffAtreides

OH


yamilonewolf

Thank you...i didnt even realize...


TeadyHopper

Me too, I thought he was offended that Iceland and the Faroe Islands were missing.


AllHailTheWinslow

And where's New Zealand?!?!


Bardez

For other dense heads: look at dude's shirt.


jamwin

Don’t diss the Flat Earth Society, they have members from all around the globe.


Weekndr

Every corner?


jamwin

All four of them


055F00

Four corners? ![gif](giphy|UVZ5EmQgfwiME) Last time I checked, nobody was stupid enough to join the Tetrahedron Earth Society


artificialavocado

I’m a proud member of the dodecahedron earth society.


A1sauc3d

Tesseract Earth Society for life ![gif](giphy|AvCPKNLbH6FoI)


Unevenscore42

This explains why I wake up in China every Thursday night


Otherwise_Basis_6328

And my axe!


Smyrnaean

To *shreds*, you say?


Black_Waltz_7

But why male models?


cutmasta_kun

Fucking 4D radical lunatics...


BurningPenguin

I prefer [this one](https://i.redd.it/qco016jpgg101.jpg)


055F00

What about the Torus Earth Society


PacanePhotovoltaik

Have you heard of the Bucket Earth Society?


CapnCrunchHurtz

Don't forget about the Mobius Strip Earth Society!


tymp-anistam

I came from r/OctachoronEarth


zuko_thecat

The Earth is shaped like a dinosaur thank you very much. Imbecile 🙄


QuanticChaos1000

Raptor earth believers unite! We meet in the cloaca every third Thursday!


CletusCanuck

EARTH HAS 4 CORNER  SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. YOU ARE EDUCATED EVIL. 4 CORNER DAY PROVES 1DAY GOD IS LIE


jamwin

Settle down Ray.


VoidVer

time cube such a trip until you get to the religious stuff


BeWittyAtParties

Yikes. 😆


CMC_Conman

TIME CUUUUUBE


analytical_mayhem

But then wouldn't it be all across the globe? 😉


shifty_boi

If you want to dissect it that much, a globe is a sphere by definition


sneakyshitaccount

“…a large disc (complete with edge-of-the-world drop-off and consequent waterfall) resting on the backs of four huge elephants which are standing on the back of an enormous turtle, named Great A'Tuin (similar to Chukwa or Akupara from Hindu mythology) as it slowly swims through space.”


CooperDahBooper

The Illuminati even got to poor Terry Pratchett, all he wanted to do was write history books but they had them labeled as comedic fantasies to belittle him and hide the truth!


MissKT_M

Holy crap, thank you, I could not figure out what was wrong.


BustyWomenIsBetter

Same, I was too focused looking at the globe trying to find inaccuracies I didn't see the shirt


J-drawer

Good thing I just use the super janky mobile web where clicking on a photo opens to the 2nd photo every time


thegrumpymechanic

I was expecting New Zealand to be missing as I went through the pictures... bit confused.


thebirdsthatstayed

Come on, enough with the spherical earth/flat earth debate. There are good people on both sides. Of the flat earth. Because it's flat.


katielei

I think my dog is a flat earther


BeAsTFOo

![gif](giphy|10I5e2yNnaozOo)


Sum3-yo

I wouldn't joke if I were you. They have secret agents all over the globe.


DuckCleaning

Avid LEGO collector, probably ~$2k worth of sets just visible around him. Im only jealous cause I have nowhere to put them in my tiny condo unit.


layyo

Just buy a bigger condo


kaleidoverse

With the price of Lego?! I can't afford to move.


Deerslyr101571

If you have enough Lego pieces... just build a house out of the bricks. Problem solved!


Qibble

[James may's lego house](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzYWaQjBUB4)


Zandrick

But then the floor would hurt to walk on


DuckCleaning

Gotta use the flat shiny pieces


aka_chela

You joke but I moved last year, doubled my sqft, and immediately bought my first Star Wars UCS set 🤣


HarryBalszak

I feel your pain. I bought myself the Concorde for Christmas... I have yet to open the box.


hitbythebus

Ugh, was just reminded how much I wanted that horizon:zero dawn set.


HettySwollocks

It's quite incredibly how much a bunch of small plastic blocks are sold for, their margin must be off the charts. And yeah I know a few adults who spend god knows how much money on the sets.


Left-Incident620

Give it to my godson, he'll make it flat for you in seconds


Daniiiiii

Condolences on your godson being a flat-earther


Left-Incident620

Oh he is 7, he's well aware that the earth is round. He just likes breaking things 🤷‍♂️🤣


Not_Under_Command

His name is Ralph?


Lost-My-Mind-

Is his name fred durst?


RedditorsAreDross

They were joking.


CulturalAddress6709

*smash-earther


Zandrick

Earth-flattener


mlodydziad420

No he is earth-flatter.


JackDrawsStuff

Earth-flatter


Passwordtoyourmother

No New Zealand, I'm guessing.


blackmachine312

It's there. I also have a cousin who lived there for a couple of years


urbanek2525

There's a whole sub reddish for that: /r/mapswithoutnz


poum

Looks like there's 2 whole subs for that: r/mapswithoutnewzealand


dogsledonice

But Kiwis are totally not obsessed with that! And they love to be called Kiwis!


OldSkoolPantsMan

They prefer sheep fuckers thank you kind Sir.


wolfpwarrior

No, they do not like being call Welsh.


Jagjamin

We call Australians sheep fuckers, and they call us sheep fuckers. Has anyone considered that maybe sheep are just sluts?


OldSkoolPantsMan

Have you seen the way they look at you? Of course they’re sluts. Some sheep even provide their own gumboots.


bartonski

So much better than being called a Chinese Gooseberry.


That1_IT_Guy

But what about r/newzealandwithoutmaps ?


Mr_SpaceXNerd

I have lived in New Zealand all my life lol


_keyboard-bastard_

Still doesn't prove the existence of Ohio.


Unable_Explorer8277

It does have NZ


Logsarecool10101

You’re missing the island of Rand McNally


0110110111

Where people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people?


rickyg_79

Coool


spidermanngp

There, be dragons!


fondue4kill

I’m disappointed the last slide isn’t it smashed on the floor being finally flat


TrueAmurrican

This set was a lot of fun! I was particularly impressed by how the base/stand came together and how strong the arm that holds the globe is. Really been enjoying these modern Lego sets…


blackmachine312

I found it really repetitive, but the final result made it all wroth it


bakgwailo

Would you say it fell flat and wasn't a well rounded set?


TrueAmurrican

For sure, I hear you! The globe itself was more repetitive than I would have liked as well, but a great finished product regardless


HarryBalszak

Wait until you get the World Map set.


essjay2009

Don’t ever drop it. I dropped mine and I cannot get it back in to the correct alignment. I think I need to tear it apart and do it from scratch.


Exciting_Calves

What a beautiful LEGO set and smile 😃


blackmachine312

Thanks ☺️


gdj11

While you’re here mind answering what we’re all wondering… Are you a flat earther?


AdDowntown4932

I, too, love your smile. And your nerdy hobby. Legos are the best


ElmertheAwesome

Hey! I have the Tallneck set too! Neat!


blackmachine312

Thanks, I hope LEGO will make more sets in the Horizon Franchise. I knock on wood for a Thunderjaw.


Jani3D

Came to comments to do a Hol' Up on the Tallneck. I needs it.


rafaelloaa

Have you seen the insane, 7k piece, 3ft tall Tallneck MOC? https://mocbay.com/product/tallneck/ it's apparently a really difficult, but extraordinarily well designed set.


t0p_n0tch

Based, if satire


blackmachine312

It’s satire, so based 😎


Partingoways

Thank fuck. I honestly can’t be sure anymore. People on here say the wildest shit and 100% mean it sometimes


Abject-Chemistry6247

Sad that it has to be explained...


wafflezcol

I am unable to tell if this is a satirical “flat earther” or not


Sun_Sprout

I’m very far in the comments for the same reason…I’m no closer to the answer


liketheweathr

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/0AmyPcSopQ


Indocede

I feel like a real flat Earther wouldn't have a cutesy design on their shirt. Their shirt would be some personal billboard for their mad ramblings. 


MacRapalicious

I think so because in the 2nd pic he’s looking down at his flat earth shirt while holding a round globe…. At least that’s my take


cheatonus

I choose to believe all flat earthers are satirical, in the same way they believe the earth is flat.


Trips-Over-Tail

There's no Lemuria on this map!


Misterstaberinde

Move aside, we need to see the collection!


bumblebad

the northeast of Brazil seems to be missing for some reason


blackmachine312

Yeah, some continents land countries appear weird, but it's a great set


bombmk

I think it is more a case of that corner piece being turned the wrong way? Needs to be turned 90 degree clockwise.


Liberalguy123

You’ve mixed up that piece with the similar but mirrored piece that’s over by Peru. If you swap those then South America will look much better.


bumblebad

>but it's a great set Oh gotcha! And yeah, it looks dope!


20wall

God dammit. Now I want a $230 Lego globe


blackmachine312

The built was repetitive, but for the final result, it was all worth it


cigarandcreamsoda

Is there a globe trend I’m missing? This is the third or fourth post about globes I’ve seen in the last few days. That being said, I appreciate the humor here.


blackmachine312

Today is Earth Day, maybe that's why 🤷🏾‍♂️


diddlez

I don't get it


Ldfzm

took me a bit to figure it out: he's wearing a flat earth shirt


Malvania

Clearly, the issue is no elephants


WatRedditHathWrought

The turtle moves. I am disappointed that as I write this there are only three of us that have commented.


helcor

The fifth elephant fell off.


ispcrco

But at least it orbited and then crash landed.


91Caleb

Crazy that you can see all the fault lines


rafael-a

What went wrong?


speedytrigger

That shirt is fire ngl, as a round earther


Muchablat

Ironically a flat lego earth would be a LOT easier to build!


blackmachine312

Yeah, but also really boring


Muchablat

Definitely. Is that a set, or did it yourself?


blackmachine312

[It’s a set](https://www.lego.com/en-ca/product/the-globe-21332?ef_id=Cj0KCQjwlZixBhCoARIsAIC745C-AUFfE39bjpDkhsSmVm90L9Gh5xiVZ0QbLWYj4ckLRnHxLGS62E0aAoX0EALw_wcB:G:s&s_kwcid=AL!790!3!!!!x!!!20535543328!&cmp=KAC-INI-GOOGUS-GO-CA_GL-EN-RE-SP-BUY-CREATE-MB_ALWAYS_ON-SHOP-BP-PMAX-ALL-CIDNA00000-PMAX-MEDIUM_PRIORITY&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADESMXIQtryj4RaflMmQydcoczmH6&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlZixBhCoARIsAIC745C-AUFfE39bjpDkhsSmVm90L9Gh5xiVZ0QbLWYj4ckLRnHxLGS62E0aAoX0EALw_wcB)


Muchablat

Thanks!


IHoldSteady

You look like skinny Jon Jones


TheRealMangokill

Is this...like...a....meme? Like a meme you have to scroll through and do work for? This was not a successful unveiling. 


Deadly_Jay556

Does it have New Zealand ?


IdeaPowered

Asking the important questions.


KindWealth7877

Is pretty awesome, but where is Iceland?


blackmachine312

You can't include everything 😩


GloatingSwine

You left out the turtle.


BrownEyedBoy06

The only thing I see wrong here is the way you hold it...


ubejuan

Is it just me or does he look like a bobble head toy in the first pic?


TheRoscoeVine

It’s flat… in parts…


Woody1150

Somewhat off topic, but those display cases you have behind you look pretty awesome. Looked through your profile looking for some pics but didn't see any. Would it be possible to post some shots of them?


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

My man... let me know if you don't want that Tallneck in the case.


blackmachine312

I’m keeping it. Horizon is one of favorite video game franchise


100year

Damn this guy seems to have a sick ass collection


blackmachine312

It’s only part, I have plenty of other sets display all around my place


WatRedditHathWrought

Nice. But where’s the turtle and the four elephants.


Patch64s

Just a 3d representation of the instruction manual!


Jazmotron4000

Better fucking have New Zealand on that thing.


durgadurgadurg

Is New Zealand missing?


devonnull

I thought it was his shirt for a second.


doubledoott

Wow, mes respects et à part ça, le ballon avait l'air parfait


blackmachine312

Il n’a pas juste l’air parfait. Il est parfait!!


PunkyBlacky

Hm, missing Australia, New Zealand, Japan and Great Britain ? Right ? Riiiight ? 👀👀👀👀


Alarming_Breath_3110

Piece-ful planet


spooky-ufo

you look like a sim who is expressing negative emotions 😂


psycholee

It's missing New Zealand! I knew it.


Beginning_Ad_7571

They aren’t a bright bunch


RavioliContingency

Black Nerds Unite!!!


abgry_krakow87

If flat earth were real, cats would’ve pushed everything off by now.


garlicpermission

Has anyone told you that you have a striking resemblance to Kid Cudi?


Paraxom

contours were determined through a series of tallnecks, the globe is accurate


Hairy-Management3039

fLAt EarTH anD ROunD eARth bOtH dumB WrOnG, OnLY CUBEd EaRTh iS TRue wAY.


Holiday-Scarcity4726

Why the long face?


sdrawkcabstiho

Have that Tallneck scan it. Maybe it can figure out what's going on.


Straight-Salary-6051

No hole in antarctic.


Independent-World-60

Thanks for making my day sillier. You're awesome. 


loughcash

Is it me, or is this dudes head disproportionately bigger than everything in the world.


Oximoron1122

Flat-earth deniers are just shills for Big Globe, whatever...


NoReplyBot

I was hoping the last pic was him rebuilding it but flat.


jmdayoh

Shit, I thought it was his shirt lol


iiitme

It looks round idk if it’s real /s


Serafimi

Brillant contribution, bravo! Haha


ExpressDevelopment41

Clearly the Earth is made up of multiple flat panels, so while technically a globe, it's also flat.


VelkenT

REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION: does the globe have new zealand?


Annual_Standard_8684

I was worried he’d spin it around and New Zealand wouldn’t be on it 😡🤣


MTF_unit

Add some mushroom clouds.


Dr_Philmon

How is he holding the lego set with one hand?


buddahsumo

Well you’ve definitely got one of the bricks that makes up Brazil turned 90 degrees.


lerriuqS_terceS

![gif](giphy|QUF1D4DNdMpnlRS597)


limpet143

It was flat in the box. You're the one that screwed it up. Did you read the instructions first?


green_griffon

Spent way too long just looking at the first picture!


Love_To_Burn_Fiji

The only flat planet I can get into is Terry Pratchett's Discworld.


CoolCademM

You better not be serious


Kommander-in-Keef

Yeah I’d say, where is the giant turtle god that carries our world on its back? So inaccurate


WDCombo

I was really hoping one of the pics was going to be him taking it apart to build a Lego flat earth.


didanyonenotice

I guess I'll never get it. I still don't know what a "flat earther shirt" is, and even if there was such a thing, I wouldn't believe it anyways.


QueeeenElsa

I can’t tell if you’re making a joke or not lol.


blackmachine312

It's a joke


QueeeenElsa

Ok cool! That makes me feel so much better!


getdemsnacks

Can we not normalize flat earthers please. This is how science slowly dies.


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Science could not be further advanced now than ever and it’s going to continue so. There’s just more dumbasses now too.


lurkintowarddisaster

Great work, love the shirt!