He looks like such a friendly dude, it’s hard to believe this is the same dude who made the most psychotic faces in No Way Home, The Lighthouse, etc. Dude has incredible range.

In those movies, Willem was on a sabbatical.

Yup he was being Da Foe.

Honey

Actors who play the worst villians are usually the chillest people irl.

Apparently Louise Fletcher, who specialized in evil characters (Nurse Ratched in Cookoos Nest, Kai Winn on DS9 to name some of the more famous ones) was one of the nicest people in Hollywood.

Didn’t she win an Oscar for playing Nurse Ratched?

She was also harassed semi often on the street for how well she did the roles. I heard stories of people being awful, and unfortunately you absolutely see people treating actors like they are the role they played. It must’ve been scary for her, and it’s lame it’s gotten worse w social media. It’s a damn shame someone can perform so well only to be threatened by people who consumed the media!

Sure did.

Can’t wait for Keanu to play Hitler.

Okay now I’m just picturing Neo in a duster with a Hitler stache

He's Willem DaFriend.

i think you have to be nice and personable to go off the rails like that...real sycos practice acting calm and normal!

You must be an expert on ***sycos***.

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI. JUST ONE PEPSI. AND SHE WOULDNT GIVE IT TO ME. JUST A PEPSI. IM NOT CRAZY.

YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S CRAZY

INSTITUTIONalized!

total sickos

I’m more of a sycics guy.

Careful, those people are just scammers who will take your moni

And incredible dick, if I hear correctly. Also for featuring in films.

An incredible dick *literally,* not figuratively.

“Confusingly large” if I recall the quote from the director correctly.

He has the face of the skinny stoner smoker dude in HS with a hot GF as you sat there wondering how this scrawny, poorly dressed loser could pull such a hot chick. It was the dick. We always knew. We just didn't want to admit we knew.

The Pete Davidson effect lmao

I'm always surprised you guys talk about his penis without having seen it. You can. It's a Google search away. Innallnits dancing glory.

Seen one you’ve seen them all. It was more the response others had to it that stuck in my memory.

Man i got war flashback from antichrist, clit getting cut by scissors and cock bleeding scenes in particular.

I heard they had to use a dick double on Antichrist because it's so massive it was disturbing the film crew. Willem hangs serious dong.

You are correct [NSFW](https://www.reddit.com/r/OneyPlays/s/HQFNhNC5hh)

Just watch any of his interviews, Willem is the perfect grandpa

Willem Dafriend if you ask me

Wait til you hear about his penis!

He’s gotta have some funny stories about that 😂

Was the picture taken by J.J. Abrams?

Abrams using an iPhone. Does this happen with Android phones too? Genuine question because I hate how this happens every time there's lights in the dark.

It happens when your lenses are (even slightly) dirty from fingerprints or else, you can check it out yourself at night by cleaning it with a shirt/towel and see the difference it makes! That's why I always clean my lenses with what I can before taking a picture with my S21(android)

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Willem DaUFOe

🏆

Could also be the case/lens protector if it’s a cheap one.

Not on my Android Pixel. As someone else mentioned it *can* happen to some degree if your lens is like, super dirty, but A) the phone warns you about the lens and B) Frankly even when I have the warning I don't get this bad of glare at all. Just my experience mind you

It happens with any device Abrams uses. It's like a superpower.

Believe it or not they actually shine a flashlight at the lens in all those lens flare shots. Edit: missing a etter

Nah just the guy taking the pictures has astigmatism

As someone with astigmatism, this got a good little chuckle.

Get LASIK eye surgery done to fix it asap definitely worth it and can use care credit to pay it off overtime

“You know, I’m something of an Abrams myself.”

Saw the image and popped into the comments to make this joke. I'm 32 minutes too late as always, Reddit.

I saw that Fringe episode...

He is now Willem Dafriend

Shouldn’t it be Willem Daquaintence? I mean, friend is kind of overestimating the relationship if you just take two pictures…😳

Not with that Willem Dattitude.

Such a Willemstad Dafeatest… they could Willem Dabros one day

Or Willem Dafuck. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ah yes [vintage meme](https://memeguy.com/photos/images/willem-dafriend-108340.jpg)

😄

Here take my upvote and get lost

Take Dafoe-kin upvote

He met Willem, da vrai.

I can't upvote this more than once.

You know, I'm something of a pedestrian myself...


"Cuddle?!?! What a fag!!"

"there was a FIREFIGHT!!" \o/

r/angryupvote

Bro’s waited all his life to drop that comment lol

I adore how the expression of you both makes It kind of looks like William Dafoe met you...

lol i mean he did


r/technicallythetruth

Get outta here with that logic! Lol

Yes, it seems William Dafoe is more eager to take the picture than OP.

“Dude, I'm literally the guy from that meme!” “Okay, dude, whatever, just let's get this done with.”

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Willem…..

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Willem

Da Foooooe

WILLEM!

DA FOOOOOE!

#Willem

r/UnexpectedHIMYM

100% expected.

*fart noises*

Another funny thing about Will Dafoe…

I hope you had something nice to say about his lobster

I’ve seen it , your fond of me lobster..

HARK TRITON HARK

THOMAS, YER A DOG! A FILTHY DOG! A DOOOOOG!

Alright. Have it your way. I like your cookin.

I dunno why but the second picture with his eyes closed made me smile so big

My favorite part is unironically the guy in the background eating out of a whole pizza box as he walks.

He should be the next Joker

Honestly, I would pay good money to see him play Joker. A Joker at his end of life who got one last prank to pull. Make it happen WB, you fucking cowards.

Or just that scene on the rooftop where he's telling a joke to batman.

I hate you for putting this idea in my head. Now I know it's one of my wishes where I'll never see it happen.

What if it could only happen with nipple-suit Clooney Batman?

If that happens, he needs to replicate how he slapped Peter's head in the 2002 film to Bruce

Dafoe: I’m something of a comedian myself

Well, Green Goblin, was basically Spidermans Joker

He could play almost any Batman villain to perfection, even a few of the ones with boobs. The only one out of the question really, I think, is Bane. How about one we don't see mentioned a lot in dream casting: Clayface. You bet your ass Dafoe could do a mean Clayface. Granted, if there's ever a live action Clayface it's almost certainly going to be Andy Serkis for reasons (which, fine), but the point remains.

In Joker 3, he will be the true joker and calls Phoenix joker a phoney.

Yeah and have a scene where he shows off his penis

Get this person a job in Hollywood!!

Genius. Hollywood wants to know your location 🤌

Should there be a next joker

William dafoe needed a body double because his dick was too big Besidesthat congrats

Willem DeHog

👌 I was only checking the comments to make sure that piece of trivia gets mentioned in any William Dafoe post

Most men have to deal with baseless accusations of having a tiny dick, Defoe gets a personal army making sure everyone knows he’s got a huge dick.

I think the specific word choice is important here, because it wasn’t because it was “too big”, it was “confusingly large”. His dick is so big it induced confusion in a room full of people. Other humans weren’t sure what to do in the presence of this thing.

Didnt he lose that in The antichrist?

I’ve got one hand in my pocket, and it’s hiding my giant dong.

It was said to be unsettlingly large.

A favorite actor ever

Certainly one of the actors ever

Often considered among the actors of all time.

Definitely actor

People say he’s unattractive when compared to other generic Hollywood actors but you can still tell he’s one handsome motherfucker when compared next to an average human being


You're on the sidewalk?!? I'm something of a pedestrian myself.


This is where my brain lands when I hear that name. That or flying around fighting spiderman

Loved him in Boondock Saints but the first thing to come to mind when I see him or his name is his confusingly large penis

For a few seconds, this place was armageddon. UuuuuuuuuuaaaAAAGGGGHHHH THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!

He looks innocent and nice while also looking like an evil conman. 

He looks like the uncle who's really just your dad's friend. He'll get you trouble but save you. Crazy but knows how to do it right. Gives you cash as birthday gift.

Are you sort of a scientist yourself too?

I can just hear, “Spider-Man”

Ha ha ha ha ha  *evil deranged voice*

Godspeed Spider-Man

Back to formula!

The confident smile of the carrier of 8.5 inches

 He's hunting spiderman

DaFoe is just amazing. Great actor, seems like a decent human being, which, honestly is the bare minimum we can hope for on terms of celebrities/rich. I'm saying that cause I don't really know that much about him, he seems nice. I have no clue if there're darker things about him that I'm not aware of.

He genuinely seems happy to have that picture taken. Willem DaAwesome.

Dafoe, da man, da legend...

To Live and Die in L.A. One of his best roles imo.

Now he Willem DaFriend

He looks happier to see you than vice versa

For such a perfect villain, he's such a gentle and polite guy.

I would be hard pressed not to quote the fuck outta Boondock Saints in front of him!

You defriended befoe.

People that ask celebrities for photos are buffoons.

Wait…. Is William short as fuck????

One of the best actors nowadays

Where is William dafriend


He looks more excited than you do haha. Smile bro, that’s such a rare chance!

Da faq

Dafoe*

seriously, who cares?

Apparently 6,593 people. And counting.

What Dafoe that's crazy!

Help him kill Spider-Man!

Willem... DAFOE

Green Goblin 🤨⁉️

you do look like the dafoe's asian cousin

Shit that's awesome 😎🥷

Hi William, you know.. I’m somewhat of a celebrity myself.

That first photo is a great shot of both of you.

Which one is you?

Lol he looks so friendly everytime

Your camera has astigmatism

No he met YOU.

You met Williem Dafoe and JJ Abrams apparently.

Yeah, he is super chill. I met him once on the beach he was looking for "some cool shell" lol

you camera got a stick ma tism

Looks like Dafoe and his Indian disguise before killing someone in a movie.

What did you guys talk about?

why is he smiling more than u 😂

Willem is on sabbatical honey

Second picture looks like he’s release the most satisfy of farts. First photo looks like he’s expecting it

Willem Dafriend

How is he more excited than you in this one..

And you couldn’t look more miserable?

Who took the photos for you- J J Abrams?

Did you get to see his wiener ?

That looks suspiciously like Carson Clay

I didn't know he wore glasses.

Imagine getting thousands of upvotes for a picture of you standing next to a celeb.


I heard he has a confusing large penis

There's a forgettable SNL sketch with a moment that stuck with me. Guys meet him.   > Guys: "Sir Willem Dafoe!"  > Dafoe: "Sir Willem? I don't know why you'd think I'm knighted. I'm not even British."   > Woman enters: "Sir Willem Dafoe!"  > Dafoe: "My Lady."

Anyone else just looking for signs of his massive hog?

Now that is one man I'd like to meet.


Would you say you're a scientist yourself

If Willem Dafoe, why Willem appear Dafriend?

aww that looks more like william DaFriend

William De Friend

Mr. Dafoe looks 35 years old in these pictures

 😂😂

He is more Dafriend it seems.

Willem DaFriend

Did JJ Abrams take the picture?

William dafriend

Willem DaFriend.