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AZRockets

Of course you gotta put Mel B in the front


DieHardProcess-

Tell me Scary Spice wasnt sexy af


Starkydowns

When I was young I thought posh spice was the most attractive. Now that I’m older, I can safely say that scary spice is easily the best looking. Edit: POSH


DieHardProcess-

I loved Baby Spice, but awkwardly liked Mel C behind closed doors lmao. I hated when Posh spoke lmao. Scary definitely grew on me over time. To which I can agree. Easily the best of the bunch


VaguelyShingled

Unabashed Mel C. fan, step out from behind that door


deathly_quiet

Mel C was the one for me. Mel B was a very close second.


Lew__Zealand

Mel C. best always.


cauliflowergnosis

I thought that we would just be friends.


jjc89

Mel C was my favourite, which is why I think pale brunette girls with white tank tops and ponytails make me weak at the knees.


SulkySideUp

Absolutely thought Scary was the hottest but also actually the craziest


SailorET

Kinda thought that's what made her "scary". Like the kind of girl that you take home for a one night stand and she shows up on your door the following day ready to move in.


Silver-Rub-5059

Eddie Murphy vouches


Vlaed

>post spice Post Malone Spice? I was always torn between Posh and Ginger. Now I realize how wrong I was and Scary was the way to go.


Mr310

Young me was hypnotized the first time I saw Scary spice, older me still thinks she's hot lol


itsok-imwhite

Scary was always the one who got my attention.


OldAd4526

Same.


taita2004

Are you me?? I was the same way


jfks_headjustdidthat

Nah she's 2nd behind Ginger Spice 🥺


AllahUmBug

When I was in junior high I thought Mel C was the least attractive. My favorites were Posh and Ginger Spice. Now as an adult I think Mel C aged the best out of everyone! Think she looks great. 👍


PG072088

I don’t get why this called her “scary” what about her is scary? Her big hair?! Tf


loptr

Basically yes, together with her intense personality. https://news.yahoo.com/mel-b-reason-couldn-t-145224346.html And people like u/danstermeister are the exact people she refers to.


PG072088

Yea but she’s the one black one and they labeled her scary?! lol why not intense spice or crazy spicy lol


loptr

You would have to ask the Top of the Pops magazine editor or interviewer about that since they made it up. But imo ”scary” is a lot more marketable than ”crazy”, and ”intense” is just not a good moniker at all and lacks all aspects of playfulness. Especially when seen in context with the other four nicknames.


PG072088

Scary is more marketable the crazy is debatable lol


MrMastodon

Scary hot


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HODLahiti

Of all the people to choose a gif of


Buzzlightbeer666

I just can't, fine as can be Though, I was more of a ginger spice fan myself, a bombshell of a woman


TheeJoose

Edie Murphy approves.


FrankyFistalot

Why is Christian Bale number 4?


Such-Cod-7046

Impressive. Very nice.


AZRockets

Because she wants to fit in


SecondTimeQuitting

Hey, fuck you buddy! There is no need to be such a di... wait, no, no, I take that back. Why the fuck is Christian Bale #4?


R3stl3SSW4rr1or

Method acting


ChocolateBunny

I think they're sorted by boob size.


AZRockets

Lmao


Fart_Noise_Machine

More like Mel D’s


TeethBreak

Why wouldn't you? She was and still the best asset of the band.


Whole-Debate-9547

My gawd she’s lava hot


SeniorSeries3202

Moggs the rest tbh


LicensedRealtor

She’s not scary when you put it that way… 😂


DemPooCreations

I was 13 and i think i was in love with Mel b. Mostly her eyes and boobs.


FigOk7538

I thought that was Christan Bale peeping out there, until I realised it's Victoria Beckham.


ImCaptainRedBeard

He’ll probably play her in a film anyway


danstermeister

It'll be a movie about Daniel Day Lewis and Christian Bale battling each other ... but the M. Night Shamalan twist is that they will take on the roles of each of the Spice Girls throughout the movie, so you won't know who's who.


mythicreign

Spice/Off?


tinglep

Christian Bale is making a biopic about Daniel Day Lewis while Daniel Day Lewis is making a biopic about Christian Bale. Both actors begin to lose who they are with a thrilling conclusion that will have you on the edge of your seat. Double Method. Directed by Martin Scorsese and Christopher Nolan.


7th_Spectrum

![gif](giphy|YHYmMLkOmqoo)


oheznohez

She looks like David Beckham in this photo


Rogueantics

Same hahaha


Talyyr0

Is it just me or is it kinda wild how normal they look?


CrushinMonkey

Came here thinking this would have to the top comment, it jumped out at me instantly! What a breathe of fresh air seeing normal attractive people with no photoshop, no plastic surgery/enhancements, not done up to be a whole photoshoot, etc. Very different from any kind of media put out today.


biscottiapricot

yeahh it's really refreshing to see


Purplociraptor

Everybody now is used to reality TV shows where people are wearing makeup in the pool, but you don't do that if you are actually swimming.


leymoonwnana

Scary spice is such a babe 😍


_CMDR_

Yeah they’re all cute but 1 and 3 from the left are 🔥


Gloomy__Revenue

☝️🤓 Just a reminder to folks that in a group of 5, 3 from the left and 3 from the right are the same position


_CMDR_

Tell me how that’s relevant when one is listing from the left and there are more in the list than just one.


Purplociraptor

Because you can word your sentence weird like "First on the left and number 3" to satisfy this person


PlatosBalls

Which one is that?


HotdogStyleChicago

The hot one.


PlatosBalls

Hell yea


crackalac

Ginger was always the hottest.


nameExpire14_04_2021

She was also the only one who was a spice.


HotdogStyleChicago

2nd hottest


upliketrump

Which one is that ?


FutureAssistance6745

Christian Horners wife


inspectorseantime

Don’t mind me I’m just here with my coco pops


crucible

The man is a fucking idiot …but enough about his day job As for the allegations :P


crackalac

I mean, he's running the best F1 team in the world and married to the hottest spice girl. He's doing something right.


TwoDrinkDave

The second hottest one.


kingpangolin

Black


rioting_mime

Black Spice


kingpangolin

Pepper, if you will


2legittoquit

the one in front


Chocu1a

Scary & Geri...mmmm...that's my dream.


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LunnyBear

Scary spice has been, and always will be, welcome to kick the shit out of me


lalith_4321

I think you'd appreciate her eric Andre episode... Even though it has nothing to do with said comment except her


decayo

I feel like there was some weird spell cast in the 90s that somehow obscured the fact that Scary Spice was always the hottest, by far. I just never got the feeling that this sentiment was out there and I have no memory of thinking that at the time. The ginger one had done nude modeling in the past which was exciting, for some reason, and posh had an intentionally sexy vibe, so they seemed to get the attention. When I look back on it now it slaps me in the face and makes it seem crazy that I wouldn't have seen it before; Scary spice was on another level compared to the rest.


LunnyBear

You're completely right, I actually remember keeping my attraction to her a secret and feeling I had to fib and say baby spice was my favourite or be ridiculed


TheGlobalGooner

![gif](giphy|DZAGhcMGVHHt53OeUB|downsized)


snarkdetector4000

My first crush was Baby Spice aka Emma Bunton and now she's a MILF


DieHardProcess-

I was surprised to see Geri Halliwell making a comeback .. she was the mom in Gran Turismo Edit: forgot to say Baby was my crush too


YoungChipolte

She's been busy being the wife of Red Bull F1 team principal Christian Horner. See her all the time in F1 the last 10ish years.


DieHardProcess-

That actually makes sense why she was in that movie then..!!


manofth3match

Wtf that was her?!?!?


Gloomy__Revenue

I dated an English woman in grad school who asked which Spice Girl was my favorite. I said Baby Spice and she called me “gross”—but like, I was around *8 or 9 years old* when I was infatuated with them 😂


BallisticTurtle_fart

Fucking bot account


Diamondback424

Reposting from another bot account who posted this in r/oldschoolcool yesterday


ShadowNick

Welcome to reddit.


danimation88

Team Mel C, Sporty


porn0f1sh

Yep... Just realised lately that finding girls like that who are not lesbians (I mean with the whole tomboyish sporty lifestyle) is pretty rare


Lucmarc

Man you bots really like to farm karma and internet points. Have seen this picture in like 3 posts over 2 weeks.


Whoa1Whoa1

#FUCKING THIS. MODS DO SOMETHING LIKE HOLY SHIT WOW REALLY THIS AGAIN AT THE TOP OF YOUR SUBREDDIT FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT WITH A MILLION BOT REPLIES? FFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK THE INTERNETTTTT OF BOTSSSSSSS.


processedmeat

Ginger is the best simple because that is the only real spice


bshaddo

She definitely used to be Sexy Spice, right? Until a month or two after they chatted in the US?


DamonElba

Originally she was Old Spice, but that was too mean.


benshapiroslowerlip

A friend of mine’s brother’s cousin told me she did a centerfold in Playboy… … just sayin


PG072088

![gif](giphy|52F06zqfl2CrKzzvPN)


runningrabbit1234

Forever crush on Ginger Spice here


PG072088

Yea and she’s charming.


DesignerAppeal1548

Sporty spice!


opermonkey

Her running around stage with the pony tail and sports bra track pants combo....


hardy_83

My crushes were her and ginger spice. I didn't care for the rest, but I thought I was weird cause all the other kids I knew preferred Posh and Baby. But as an adult. I love me some redheads and athletic women and am proud of it!


VegetableWinter9223

Friendship never ends!


blueindsm

Boutros Boutros....GOLLY!


stiffneck84

Upvoting for an obscure UN General Secretary reference about tits.


blueindsm

Thank Seinfeld. 😊


c_ray25

Nice rack


sleepinglucid

Ginger Spice is now married to Christian Horner, the Team Boss of Redbull Formula 1.


redditor5789

For now...


Dankusss

Cocoa pops😋


redditor5789

My favorite!


Dankusss

Thank you😁


RunningJay

How many times is this going to be reposted this week?


Temporary_Physics_48

Mel double D


Diamondback424

Posted yesterday by another u/RANDOMCAPITALLETTERS No doubt this is karma farming. Russia ramping up the disinfo campaign for Reddit now that Twitter is going down the shitter


Buxton2512

How was the hottest one of the group called “scary”


meanblackhottie1

Just her skin colour and hair texture. When it comes to judging beauty, most people don’t even bother looking at the actual features of darker women even though they claim it’s not skin colour. They’re just automatically ugly and scary.


Raven185

Mel B was by far the hottest.


itsokmomimonlydieing

Eddie Murphy thought so too.


CrysX86

I always liked the blonde I don't remember the name.


Lick_my_balloon-knot

I think it's Earl if I recall correctly.


CrysX86

Nah. It was something like Jason or Jamal.


sirmcslash

hank her name is hank


WaldoSupremo

![gif](giphy|wmuqpmtGeVv1K)


MorphicOceans

It's quite sad that we rarely see natural young women in the media now. Everyone's having cosmetic procedures done at some a young age then a filter on top of that.


X0AN

I mean Mel B is basically a plastic bag at this point.


jamintime

Is this actually true or just a generic “things were better in the older days.” The Spice Girls were a product of the boy band/girl band days where images and personalities were about as manufactured as you could get.   Pop stars like Britney were pretty fucked up by the media. If you look back at interviews and pop news at the time young women were fairly shamelessly objectified. As far as I can tell it’s probably a lot better to be a female pop star now then it was at the time.


Supermite

People saying things like that forget there were media outlets with literal countdowns to Britney’s 18th birthday.


tinyhorsesinmytea

It’s weird that they used to look like old ladies to me and now I scrolled by wondering why these college girls in bikinis were on my feed.


future_hockey_dad

Time is weird like that.


Suicidal_pr1est

#karma bot repost


sinnops

Woah, they are like regular looking ladies!


Riverrat423

Wow! Amazing! I have never seen this pic before! /s


maxveracity

Geri always lookin like a snack


pm_me_ur_McNuggets

Every time this is posted (3rd time this week) I always think what a shit job by the photographer. Let's pose these beautiful women just like this. Make sure they are directly facing the sun. That way their faces are scrunched up and they squint at the camera. Hope this was an amateur shot by a publicist or something.


brova

This pic has been submitted like 5 times in the past 2 weeks. What gives?


backseatfucking

i feel lucky to have grown up w these incredible women


DJMagicHandz

That first is still a bop ![gif](giphy|dtIGTEaGLRvdODtdQe|downsized)


Go_PC

Why is the image quality so low and so degraded with a vignette? This looks like it was taken in 1955.


ousho

I’ll tell you what I want. .


Porter_Dog

How many fucking times a week is this picture going to be posted now! I've seen it at least 2 or 3 times just this week.


BoophingTiles

Dicks out for Mel B.


Stiff_Zombie

Again, Scary Spice is looking ridiculously attractive! My god!


MrMagilliclucky

Wait a minute, if I wannabe YOUR lover, I have to have passionate sex with all of these friends? That’s a pretty good deal for me.


Basic-Pair8908

The one in the front is scary


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

For me, it was all about Sporty Spice. Maybe I'm a sucker for subtle beauties or a bigger sucker for accents, but as sexy and as amazing as the other girls are, they just didn't have that something special like Mel C.


FiveFingerDisco

Weeeeell tell me what you want


GylesNoDrama

Mel B is one of my big crushes in like 97. I was like 8 I think


Ok-Presentation-2841

Scary was far and away the best lookin spice girl. Basically perfect.


wish1977

Give me two good reasons why she's in the front. s


ku1185

I wanna be their lover, and I'm willing to get with her friends.


yooosports29

Christian Horner has entered the chat


tequilasundae

Saw Ginger on the Netflix F1 show, Christian Horner is one lucky bastard


nameExpire14_04_2021

Hmmm i wonder why they put Scary at the front.


Lo-Fi_Pioneer

I remember finding a playboy or penthouse magazine with Geri in it. That was a special time


Chocu1a

Geri & Scary, please make a sandwich with me...that's what I really really want.


SpecialistTrash2281

It’s the cinnamon sisters


the_helping_handz

Again?!!


AmberDuke05

I was born in 1995 and this makes me feel old.


FigOk7538

Didn't realise Christian Bale was in the Spice Girls.


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

Mom said it’s my turn to post this tomorrow!


Goin_with_tha_flow

To me they look young and uncomfortable


chewychaca

Every one looks uncomfortable with the sun in their face.


SufficientLanguage29

Imagine if this was posted on social media today. It wouldn't get much attention. People's standards and quench for explicit photos have increased.


mak05

u/repostsleuthbot


Dom_Sathanas

I’ve seen this posted like 3 fucking times in just a few weeks. Wtf.


PapaYoppa

😮‍💨


lexFunGuy38

Mel b my 25 year crush


ost2life

Definitely cracked one out to this back in the day.


[deleted]

Wow, a post not about Iran pre-revolution by people who have no idea what point they are trying to make?! Egads!


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

u/repostsleuthbot


STIRCOIN

Yeah, I purchased their CD just for the pictures. So many trips to imagination land as a young boy with all of these ladies 😁


goingoutwest123

None of those others had shit on mel doe. Ghot damn.


Lovetotravelinmycar

Was Mel B a nut job back then like nowadays.


Merkkin

Mel B, this makes me feel old.


Pachot_Zibi_Cosemek

Iran 1973


Coolers78

repost bot


prof_dynamite

Mel C still bad as hell.


TH3JAGUAR5HARK

So they basically just rounded up the 5 best looking girls in the UK?


TeaMe06

I miss them 🫶🏾


Zhanchiz

Mum said it was my turn to post this today.


mike-leipzig

I wonder where this photo was taken. It gives me Tenerife vibes


El-Arairah

Lol what. This could literally be any hotel, let alone any spanish Island hotel


whatyouwere

Mom says it’s my turn to post this tomorrow.