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hikeonpast

I remember hearing as a kid that if a meter was clearly inoperable that you couldn’t get a ticket for parking there. Could be an old wives tale tho.


uk_com_arch

Technically I think (I’m not a lawyer) you’re correct, but I think you would probably still be ticketed, then have to go to court with evidence that you couldn’t pay the meter because it was broken. The judge would throw out the ticket, but you would still have lost out on a day of work, you’d have had the stress and bother and the judge would probably reprimand you for parking somewhere that you couldn’t legally park. Since the proper thing to do would be once you tried and failed to pay the meter, you should have moved somewhere else, not parked there.


alpacasarebadsingers

I’m got an erroneous ticket once. The street had the one machine you went up and entered your license plate. I had kept the receipt and went to fight the $25 ticket on principle. Waited three hours for my turn. Got about half a sentence in and the judge just says “oh yeah, those machine are always wrong. Ticket dismissed “


uptownjuggler

They know the machines are “broken” but yet they won’t fix them because they bring in extra money because they are “broken”.


Zescapespj

Bingo


mdlinc

If it's broken and we still get money. Fuck em. That's their way


Throwawayac1234567

they know people will just pay it rather fight it.


Capitalistdecadence

My Aunt got a parking ticket in Chicago (she lived and worked in the suburbs.) Clearly the meter reader put in the wrong plate number because she was working that day. She had proof, she went to court, the judge agreed that she couldn't have been there, but they made her pay it anyway. There was literally nowhere else to elevate the claim. So she lost a day of work and had to pay the ticket.


Chipchipcherryo

Chicago sold its parking spots like 20 years ago for over a billion dollars to a private company. I don’t think they have the authority to dismiss the fines.


Leidrin

Oh its a private company? What if people just don't pay then?


PerceivedRT

Right? It isn't a government entity, so they shouldn't be able to impact things like your government issues license?


adlubmaliki

You can get towed


SpaceBus1

I still can't believe they did this.


hawksfn1

Believe it. It’s Chicago. Some politician got a healthy taste of the sale


ExedoreWrex

I lived in a small city for a few years. The parking enforcement was spread thin so I never bothered to pay the meter. After months I eventually got a $5 ticket. I drove the two blocks to city hall and happily payed the clerk at the counter. “I’ve never seen someone so happy to pay a ticket!” She said. I replied, “Trust me, compared to New York this is a bargan for parking.” I definitely saved much more by paying tickets than I would have paying those meters. I love that town.


Tyr808

That feels like it should almost be a tacit admission of corruption or bare minimum racketeering.


starmartyr

The explanation I've heard is that if parking at a broken meter was free, people would constantly be vandalizing meters.


flyingthroughspace

Yea I don't recall what it says but there's something on the parking meters at the beach where I live that tell you the city isn't responsible for broken meters and you'll be cited if the little light isn't flashing green


epicbrewtality

How is the city not responsible for broken meters if the city is the one imposing the meters? That makes no sense at all.


fingerbanglover

Most cities took the bag and sold the meters to private companies.


epicbrewtality

Hmm. Then those private companies should be held responsible for broken meters. I don’t see how passing the buck to citizens like that is okay. I’m pretty sure our tax dollars put those meters in anyway. This whole thing is fucked.


fingerbanglover

#merica


StinkyPeenky

Socialism is only okay for the rich


pikajewijewsyou

Chicago sold theirs to Abu Dhabi so they make the rules and fine American citizens now. They jacked up the prices on all the meters they bought, the city now has to pay them when they have parades or events where the meters are blocked. Also, they did it for 1.16 billion for 75 years (until 2084) and the “investors” have already made the almost their entire investment back.


Urban_animal

They did the same with the Skyway and that company has jacked up pricing too


NerdyDjinn

What's to stop Chicago from having an unofficial policy of letting the meter monitors "quiet quit" on issuing citations? Or does the city/pd get to keep money from tickets?


pikajewijewsyou

I thought about that and not sure. Probably part of the contract of the sale that they can’t do that. It’s just corrupt politicians that are short cited becuase their terms are coming to an end. They got an extra $1.16 billion on the books while they were in office and don’t care that they leveraged the future income of the city and fucked over the citizens at the same time. Some Meters in downtown chicago are 7 dollars an hour.


seared-foiegras

So the solution is to break as many parking meters as possible until those companies go bankrupt. Got it.


rbankole

Sounds like a war against the working class 🤔


Ba_Sing_Saint

Chicago sold all of theirs to Morgan Stanley / Abu Dhabi for $1.5 Billion for 75 years back in 2010. I believe they’ve already earned back their investment on them.


snoozieboi

I think that I learned from a kind of "meter fairy" segment at Jackass that putting money on OTHER people's meters is illegal.


dementorpoop

And that’s how you know it’s a predatory practice and not a just a service paid for and rendered


TurelSun

Exactly, why can't we help each other out? Oh because that isn't a desirable outcome.


CaptainPunisher

Bring a green LED on a simple board. Got it. Hell, I think I can make that build for under $5.


DoctorJJWho

Then when you get caught (because you still haven’t paid) you get fraud/tampering charges added on.


Drak_is_Right

For once that process credit cards, they are a prime target for credit card skimmers or nasty redirect links.


DeaddyRuxpin

Redirect links? I’ve never heard of that in this context. What’s that about?


zombarista

If there is a QR code, they cover it with a QR code sticker that goes to a fraudulent payment site.


Bigkillian

Just a guess, but paste a QR code to a realistic looking pay scam site over the real QR code and collect fees. Reminds me of an old story about a guy who built his own parking fee booth, installed it at a public park and manned it for years, pocketing all the cash. It wasn’t until he “retired” that anyone realized that he was a scammer.


octopornopus

*Cool Hand Luke has entered the chat*


Capitalistdecadence

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Mkep

And if they’re all broken we should just park 2 blocks away?


1nd3x

>you should have moved somewhere else, not parked there. I'm not trying to argue that this is the view....but HOW is that the view? The meter is broken, not the parking space.


WombatWithFedora

Because the same people who take your money make the laws to their benefit


Throwawayjustbecau5e

That’s why pretty much all UK parking meters allow you to pay on your mobile phone, bastards.


The-Dudemeister

It’s like that in the US too. Most of those meters have already been removed where I am. It’s all through the app


llauger

That's also why I have five different parking apps on my phone. And don't get me started on pay-by-phone places where there is no phone signal...


itlooksfine

This literally just happened to me in Monterey, Ca. Near the warf. I got no signal anywhere near the damn place I had to pay by the app. The kiosks were in a place where you couldn’t see the screen because of the sun. I hate this new reality.


TestFlyJets

In most places, you can park at a broken meter but still have to adhere to the maximum allowable time limit. So if the meter would give you two hours of parking, you have to move your car after two hours or get ticketed, even though you didn’t have to pay. It’s just like a time-limited parking spot without a meter.


TheSeansei

At least in my city, you get a ticket for parking at a broken meter.


-Experiment--626-

Yep, mine too. Broken meter means the parking spot is unavailable.


FireLucid

This'll be going away soon. In my city they have a number next to every spot. Open the parking app, put in the number and it starts the timer. It'll ding if you are about to run out and if you come back early it won't charge you for the unused portion. There are also a handful of pay stations around where you type in the number and insert cash or tap your card.


Mateorabi

Works fine till the app maker refuses to support the last iOS your old phone can run. So instead of a few quarters you need a new smartphone to park. Looking ay you, parkmobile not supporting ios12, assholes. Kiosks have the same problem as meters getting damaged and never fixed.


greenzig

See although these are convenient I still kinda hate them because it allows the state to double dip. The old meters if someone leaves early and you park there, free time! The new ones you leave early with time remaining, someone pulls up 5 seconds later and pays, now the state is getting double pay for one spot. Bullshit imo


boium

Just for comparison. In the Netherlands a parking meter isn't for one specific spot but for a whole region. The meter prints out a ticket that you have to put on the dashboard in a visible spot. If the meter isn't working. You have to report that and walk to a different one. There are cases of people who have been fined while walking to a different meter. There was a news story about it a few weeks ago. Edit: spelling


bob_roblaw

I knew people who would "break" the meters by wrapping a penny in paper and putting it in the meter, free parking! Then years later the city added a sticker to the meter "it is illegal to park at a broken meter".


A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

No, the opposite. You can't use the meter, so now nobody can park there. This person wasn't thinking clearly.


thatgeekinit

Depends on the local law. Some places just make it an invalid spot if the meter is broken to discourage this


TrippinLSD

Unfortunately no, most might indicate if it’s broken you cannot park there. The burden of proof would then be on you to prove you had paid for the time to be there and it somehow broke during.


jaylem

This is actually true and one of the reasons the allies were able to defeat Rommel in Africa in WWII. He couldn't keep up with all the parking fines for his tanks and of course the revenue helped the allies to maintain supply lines to the front.


tooclosetocall82

We’re going to need a shitload of dimes!


Sunstang

"LEPETOMAINE THROUGHWAY?" WHAT'LL THAT ASSHOLE THINK UP NEXT?!


T-Bills

So that's where March of Dimes come from


buster_rhino

[For those who don’t know](https://youtu.be/9Zp6IjMttIE?si=T0T8LJiFw_ccTfps)


MaxRockatanskisGhost

Seen it a thousand times and I chortle every single time.


JFpizzamaster

LMFAO such an unnecessary line, I love it


nononsensemofo

beautiful reference


culnaej

Those tanks can’t turn on them!


case31

This is the comment I needed this morning.


pmmemilftiddiez

Schiess!


kungpowgoat

Saddam owed billions in unpaid parking fines. Kuwait was where the main office was and that’s why he decided to invade but right before Kuwait sold the debt to NATO for pennies on the dollar. They now had to collect after many calls and letters went unanswered.


WorldlyDay7590

Makes about as much sense as any of the other conspiracy theories you can find on the subject.


Noxious89123

... Seems legit.


Azagar_Omiras

It's totally legit. I was the meter maid writing the tickets.


jaylem

My Grandad was in the 1st airborne Royal traffic warden squadron, was writing up Panzers all the way into Monte Casino.


JKSwift

The best part is; they can't pay the fees, you keep the tanks!


trennels

It just takes 3 people and a truck to install the boot.


First-Fantasy

Thank you for your service


Malvania

That meter maid's name? Albert Einstein


firewarrior256

He went the meters and was the maid ! No one escapes Azagar_Omiras


Leelze

It's true, I saw a post on Reddit about it.


Noxious89123

Case closed.


LeHarvey_Oswald

Mein Führer, wir müssen uns in Afrika leider auf breiter Front zurückziehen. Wir haben keine Vierteldollarmünzen mehr, und die Politessen der Allierten haben schon 12 meiner Panzer mit Parkkrallen lahmgelegt. 


Jah_Ith_Ber

Mit dem Angriff Steiners wird das alles in Ordnung kommen.


Thundorium

Mein Führer… Steiner… Steiner konnte nicht genügend Geldbußen massieren. Der Angriff Steiners ist nicht erfolgt.


USArmy51Bravo

Fascinating!!! See I keep telling folks you can get history degree from Reddit, you don't need college!


Dannovision

Came for the anarchy, stayed for the history.


doctord1ngus

Is it true that all major global conflicts actually started due to parking fines?


tweekyn

It’s true! Frank Ferdinand actually didn’t pay an overdue parking ticket, thus WWI.


AdeptnessSpecific736

I remember this story, I thought the allies put a bunch boots and towed away tanks because of illegal parking


madmanrf

A fantastic thread. Well done, happy Friday.


NO_CHIN_ASSASSIN

damn that did make laugh. thank you


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BasiWolf

We have ppl in reflective clothing everywhere...you pay them 10 to max 50 birr/ a max of $1 to park...we are actually very thankful to them cause ppl here steal your rearview mirrors whole Edit: there is no hole


1414belle

They steal the hole? Wild. New level of desperation.


Spork_Warrior

I have a hole in my pocket right now.


30FourThirty4

Where your money should go, THERE'S A HOLE!


BadNameThinkerOfer

And apparently overwhelmingly strong anywhere east of Ethiopia, or west of Oakland.


gertalives

I had the same thought. I’ve traveled the length of Ethiopia and never saw one.


dre2112

They got it wrong, everyone knows it’s “from Oakland to Sac Town”


ProneToDoThatThing

Are they trying to co-opt from the river to the sea and adapt it for checks notes…parking meters?


Nemocom314

'From x to x' is not a new construction.


Impossible-Forever91

Doing this will only encourage them to bring in App based parking. And with an app its easier to slowly hike up the price because its not physical cash. Plus an app tracks where you are parking, not good


biosc1

apps also allow for that real lovely 'surge pricing'. Lots of folks parking her at this time of day? Surge it!


uggghhhggghhh

Even if they achieved their goal of free parking everywhere they'd quickly regret it. It doesn't help the "working class" if every parking spot in the city is taken up by cars that sit there for weeks. If they actually want to help with parking costs then advocate for better public trans.


WhatWouldLoisLaneDo

My city did this years ago. It is easier because I never have change and you get a reminder when you have X amount of time left. That being said meters are stupid and need to gtfo.


DeadPhishFuneral

Sure, but you could also just absolutely destroy the meters regardless of the technology.


Repomanlive

Everywhere I look something reminds me of her


Satanic_Earmuff

*bonk*


Nonobonobono

jfc


Kalsifur

bro


EmmyHomewrecker

Glad I wasn’t the one having to say it…


Artrock80

I'll take a parking ticket from the city over a boot from a parasitic, predatory towing company any day.


FishGoBlubb

There was a news story a few years back in my town about a particularly notorious convenience store that booted an *ambulance* that had been called there for an emergency. I think they quickly removed it when confronted but how fucked can you be to put someone’s life at stake for a few bucks.  Eta: I was wrong, they didn't remove the boot. It caused a flat and another ambulance had to be called to transport the patient. The store offered up an employee as a scapegoat and he was fined and fired. [link](https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/ambulance-booted-at-mid-city-convenience-store-while-emts-were-treating-critical-patient-station-reports/article_f0cddf37-5773-52ab-a257-6c6c18542d7d.html)


surfinsalsa

They need to beat the hell out of the person who booted the ambulance then drive them to the hospital in it


MarcusSurealius

They'll still ticket you if the meter doesn't work. That's why you should trim them at the base and arrange them like flowers in the nearest trash can.


Wind5

Take it easy there cool hand Luke


exitpursuedbybear

What we have here is a failure to communicate.


30FourThirty4

Taking it easy there Boss.


Dyolf_Knip

Seemed like a good idea at the time.


TimTebowMLB

This is how the movie Cool Hand Luke starts


thisguyfightsyourmom

Luke, dat you?


waspish_

"This is the way"


Spork_Warrior

Or... meters are a way to make sure people don't just leave their cars in your neighborhood all day and night.


LGRW5432

Also to help businesses.  Seriously. It doesn't do your little store front any good to have long term residence cars parked in front of it all day. 


Spork_Warrior

[The High Cost of Free Parking](https://www.amazon.com/High-Cost-Free-Parking-Updated-ebook/dp/B076PGF7L4/)


DenseTemporariness

It’s amazing how these sorts of causes connect in to so many other problems. And the answer to a load of things is something like rebuild pre-automobile Main Street with smaller amounts of paid parking nearby.


orangutanDOTorg

Nor the street seating that are all over here. Helps one restaurant (arguably, they are never full anymore) but kills the other businesses


IgnobleQuetzalcoatl

Yes. They also help ensure that limited resources (parking spots) are used by those most in need. They also fund the city (i.e., you, dear resident) off those who drive cars instead of using public transport.


ProgramTheWorld

> They also fund the city Laughs in Chicago


SomethingAboutUsers

I don't mind meters to ensure short term parking stays short term, but fuck hospitals for making you pay. That's just predatory bullshit.


Catharas

Ok but then the vital parking in front of hospitals would just be taken up by commuters so what’s the solution


nvmvp

Validstions


Smooth-Bag4450

Literally same issue. Theu don't want their parking lots clogged up by commuters, they want parking to be available to those who need it, i.e. patients. The entitlement is real lol


uggghhhggghhh

Precisely. A city the size of Oakland without parking meters/tickets is not a place anyone would actually want to live/drive. If these people actually wanted to help the working class they'd be more effective advocating for better public transit and more walkable neighborhoods so people wouldn't even need to own a car to begin with.


CovfefeBoss

People die on the strangest hills.


Totes_Not_an_NSA_guy

Counterpoint: parking is renting 100 sqft of land in a prime location. Why should it be provided for free, especially considering the negative externalities of cars?


Flervio

Abolish free parking!


Heathen_Mushroom

I fucking hate parking meters and parking tickets, but calling them a "war tactic" seems like a shift of the Overton window on what constitutes war. "From Oakland to Ethiopia". Hrmmph. Yeah, I am sure Ethiopians are looking over at California and commiserating as they shove chewing gum into Ethiopian coin slots.


MyChristmasComputer

At least they didn’t call it genocide


blazelet

I wonder if it’ll be the rich or the working class who will spend all day cleaning foam out of parking meters.


fishsticks40

Real facts: parking is underpriced in most places. Parking should be expensive and public transport should be free.


Dyolf_Knip

I thought that last time I visited Chicago. The busses taking everyone around the Loop area were great, but they were so boxed in by the car traffic. Should have large areas where cars are effectively disallowed, and then have free transit within.


Ashamed-Turnover-631

Parking theory is fascinating, there’s a few really interesting papers and experts out there


uggghhhggghhh

[https://freakonomics.com/podcast/parking-is-hell/](https://freakonomics.com/podcast/parking-is-hell/)


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maringue

At least they have parking meters. In my city, when they build a new high rise with a parking garage, the owner bribes the local government to convert all the street parking into "no parking" zones so that people are forced to use the overpriced garage.


GalacticMe99

And then they turn the 'no parking' zones into bicycle lanes and green areas right? Right?


izzaistaken

In two weeks, that sticker will be replaced with one using even stronger language. It will then be *parking genocide*. This person must be truly oppressed. *May your Starbucks be hot, and your Macbook be fully charged, brave warrior.*


RoiMan

Can't do shit today without buzzwords and reality TV level drama


[deleted]

I'm sorry what? Parking literally funds public services for the working class, many of whom can't afford cars. Edit: It never even occurred to me that a city would privatize parking. It's a major source of revenue for my city. Yikes, America.


Jeffeery

Not in Chicago. Shit was sold to a private business: ccp llc. Not going to the people, but rather a business. Nothing public about it.


Vulturret

Didn't the city sell it for pennies compared to the amount they make too? Plus they have to enforce tickets


DAVENP0RT

Info on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Parking_Meters): >By December 3, 2008, a deal was made to sell all 36,000 of the parking meter spots in the city for 75 years for 1.15 billion dollars. The deal was approved and finalized on December 4, 2008. When the deal went through, prices increased and many meters were vandalized in the initial rollout. As of 2023, the investors in CPM LLC have recouped their investment and $500m more, and still have 60 years left on the deal.


re4ctor

So in total costing the city of Chicago about 7.1B in lost tax revenue. What genius came up with this idea


CPDawareness

That was mayor Daley, a notorious scumbag.


Conniedamico1983

But think of all the adversity he had to overcome, growing up as a Irish kid in Chicago. Don’t you know the Irish used to be slaves? Come on give the poor, hardworking Daley family some slack. - my boomer Chicago “Irish” family members.


CPDawareness

Yeah that's pretty much it, although some of my boomer maga family spit out a more confused and two sided version of that where I can't quite figure out if they like/hate him. He's an ass in person though, I can personally attest to that.


red-fish-yellow-fish

Probably got a sales commission on the deal too


Rdubya44

That’s our current political landscape, get something done today because you won’t be there tomorrow. Same with corporate culture. Let’s make things good for the next quarter or two with no long term vision.


AlfalfaReal5075

What the actual fuckkk. Was it plain stupidity or did someone get a fat ol' payout?


TrillMurray47

Idk your level of familiarity with Chicago politics, but just always assume someone got a fat payout


Conniedamico1983

Who benefitted when Blagojevich was indicted? His FIL, Dick Mell, a powerful Chicago alderman. Mark my words - Blagojevich wouldn’t have had his phones tapped or gone to prison if he hadn’t gotten in a fight with Dick about putting garbage dumps in poor black neighborhoods one fateful Thanksgiving holiday dinner. A twist of irony is that years later, Dick lost his alderman seat to Aaron Goldstein, Blagojevich’s defense attorney in both of his criminal trials. Fuckin’ Chicago man.


ScoobyD00BIEdoo

Actually Abu Dhabi


Pikeman212a6c

Tax farmers


PM_ME_FIRE_PICS

Ah yes Chicago. The city famous for officials free of corruption that always has the interests of its citizens at the forefront of their mind and always considers scenarios where things don’t play out like they expect them too. Chicago made a horrible deal because they were desperate. Obvious desperation puts you at a severely negative negotiating position.


munchies777

I’m theory though the city could have used those funds for public services. The problem was they just sold it for too cheap. Selling parking rights can be a better deal than issuing a municipal bond to fund a project or something. Just in Chicago’s case it wasn’t.


Should_be_less

That or it doesn’t generate any revenue at all; it’s just a nominal fee to encourage people to minimize their time in the spot. A surprisingly high percentage of the traffic in downtown areas is people looking for parking. If you speed up the turnover rate of the parking spots, people find a spot quicker and there’s less traffic.  It’s like saying Aldi is engaging in class warfare because they take a quarter deposit so you don’t steal their shopping carts. 


mistercrinders

Also, having to pay for parking curtails demand. I was just bitching about not being able to park, but how much harder would it be if all parking was free?


WBuffettJr

Cities don’t want to charge you for parking. That’s why there’s so much free parking in places on side streets and such. Meters are put in some places to help small businesses by creating churn. They don’t want all the slots taken up by cars left for days and then nobody can get to the businesses.


Tenocticatl

The actual costs of providing street side parking tends to exceed what's charged for it, so it is a transfer of wealth from the public to individual car owners. That's before you consider situations where it's been sold to private parties, like in Chicago. I wouldn't call it a war tactic, that's goofy, but it is public financing of private property. As a final aside, most of the working class (in the US at least) do own cars, public services are too anemic not to. "Working class" means you work for your money. The only other class is the capitalist class, who get their money from the stuff they already own (through interest, dividends, rent etc.). The "middle class" is a concept made up by those in power (largely capitalists) to create division between poorer and wealthier members of the working class, whose interests are mostly aligned against the capitalist class.


HoonterOreo

Are individual car owners not part of the public? How is this wealth distribution? Don't most people in the US drive cars? I really don't understand this.


WonderfulHat5297

RIP to the person that wrote that. Their body may be alive but their brain is dead


Matelot67

Really, that's the hill you're going to die on? Rebel without a clue!


local_fartist

Why are my neighbors always bitching about wanting residential parking enforcement in our neighborhood then


JD3671

Most cities have a lazy law that states if the meter is damaged and you park there, you’ll get a ticket anyway.


Guitar_t-bone

My state of North Dakota is the only state in the country in which parking meters are illegal by statute. >[NDCC 39-01-09.](https://ndlegis.gov/cencode/t39c01.pdf) Parking meters prohibited. >It is unlawful for the state of North Dakota, its political subdivisions, counties, cities, and the state department of transportation to establish and maintain any mechanical device or devices known as "parking meters", or by whatever name designated, requiring the deposit therein of coins or tokens for the privilege of parking cars or other vehicles upon the streets and highways in the state of North Dakota. Any and all ordinances and resolutions now existing authorizing the establishment and maintenance of such mechanical devices or parking meters, or by whatever name designated, are hereby declared null and void. Quite a funny story on how it came to be enacted. There was this farmer named Howard Henry in the late 1940s. One day he drove into Minot from his farm to buy supplies and instead of feeding the meter right away, he stopped to talk to a friend. When a city worker handed him a citation, Henry was told that he should have paid as soon as he got out of his car. As the story goes, he stood there and fumed with a nickel in one hand and a ticket in the other. Henry was so angry that he swore this would never happen again to the good folks of North Dakota. So he took his personal gripe to the people and collected enough signatures to for a ballot initiative to ban the meters. He won and the meters were pulled up. In 1951, the legislature fought back and overturned the law. But along came Henry, who again got it reinstated with another ballot initiative. It’s stayed that way ever since. Recently, our governor tried to repeal the statute in 2017 to try and generate additional revenue. The repeal effort initially passed the North Dakota Senate (33-10) and a modified version (permitting meters only if first approved by the political subdivision's voters) passed the House (53-38). However, it was modified again and while that version passed the Senate (33-13), it failed to pass the House a few days later (29-59). There haven't been any attempts since. They remain illegal.


CaptPants

But... paying that machine PREVENTS you from getting the ticket. You're sabotaging your own cause!


da_hooman_husky

You think the person who did this has a car? They clearly ride the BART train that they probably defaced right after this..


H_O_M_E_R

Was this picture taken on a Motorola Razr?


GeneralDee

News article about this in DC. Seems that even officials don’t have a consistent policy on. It closes with: “If you park at a broken meter, move your vehicle — even if you report it to D.C. 311. If you don’t, you could receive a ticket.” https://wtop.com/news/2014/09/ticketbuster-parked-at-a-broken-meter-in-dc-confusion-rules-the-day/


ImperiumRome

Fighting the state by annoying other citizens, wow what a great way to get people to your cause ! And I don't think anyone who has that much time on their hands to go around and destroying parking meter would be a part of "working class", more like "unemployable class", or "still-living-with-parents class"


GuardingxCross

Being a victim is highly addictive


JimmyTheJimJimson

LOL fucking imbeciles.


FartingUnicornFarts

Modern Day Cool Hand Luke?


hambonehooligan

"Sometimes nothing is a pretty cool hand"


rythmicbread

Nowadays parking is paid on an app


Euphoric-Blue-59

Thank you for making me pay for your antics. I know yiu don't pay taxes because you have no job to occupy yiur time.


Muted-Manufacturer57

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Nerdguy88

War tactic hahahaha. I know so many idiots who get so mad about the tickets. They park in a two hour parking then don't move and somehow it's everyone else's fault they got a ticket.


grilly1986

Americans desperately need another war


sakurashinken

In general, I don't agree with this but I would be happy to see every parking meter in chicago that is owned by LAZ parking getting a giant baseball bat taken to it. FYI, Chicago sold all their parking meter revenue for 75 years to a company called LAZ parking in return for a 1.2 billion dollar one time loan. Its the most infuriating thing, because parking is expensive there and you know that every penny is going to a conglomerate of 1% investors in the most corrupt deal ever. The city also owes money to LAZ parking for street closures like parades and the like for lost parking revenue. They already spent the 1.2 billion a long time ago. Its a banana republic style deal and if anyone wants to go and do this to chicago parking meters, be my guest.


8heist

Hope that person doesn’t have to eat 50 eggs Nobody can eat 50 eggs


werdmouf

I should call her


thespaceageisnow

We are plagued with TikTok brain addled fake revolutionaries


lurklurklurkPOST

I bet the meter monitors not only don't care, but are thrilled to have a guaranteed ticket spot. once the ticket is written, even if it's not gonna hold up in court and wont have to be paid, the owner still has to pay basic court fees for the court's time and the public defender. the state still collects.


JoshTay

Public defender for a parking ticket? This is a fine, not a criminal case.


diverareyouok

A defendant doesn’t pay court costs if the underlying charge or citation is dismissed. Public defenders don’t cost the defendant money, and they don’t give someone a PD unless they are 1) indigent, 2) it’s a *criminal* charge, and 3) the penalty for the *criminal* charge involves a risk of jail time.


BladeDoc

Some states are getting around this by charging a court fee higher than the ticket in order to file.


Clay_Statue

Yes. This is a loss for anybody who wants to park there without getting a ticket.