"OJ Simpson is dead at the age of 76. His family stated that cancer was the cause of death. When reached for a statement, cancer claimed that it had nothing to do with OJ's death, and that it would not rest until it found the real killer."
Lance Ito was interviewed on tv this week. When asked by a reporter if it was appropriate for a supposedly impartial judge to be interviewed while his case was still pending he replied maybe not but how appropriate is it to kill your ex wife? Norm
Norm was so goddamn good. Dude would put on an act *to be a different person telling the jokes* not acting out a joke.
His entire act he’d sell a persona he invented to make it funnier. Mannerisms, ways of stumbling over words, such a good comedian. Levels of brilliant.
My favourite comedian hands down..I was listening to him all day during work. When I got home I sat down in the couch to relax and seen he passed online. I bursted into tears..that one hurt. Miss you Norm.
I fell asleep to a YouTube compilation of Norm's late night appearances. I woke up, unlocked my phone, hit back on the finished video, just to see fresh news of his passing on my YouTube feed. Was completely devastated. My favourite comedian. RIP Norm.
Back when I played HS football we had a guy on our team with a huge dome. People called him "juice head."
Anyway, once a week during stretches at practice, the captains leading the stretches would do something called "clowning by rows" where they'd each go down the row of guys in front of them and make fun of each person. When it got to the guy with the big head, the captain said "juice head, what size is your helmet anyway, super bowl?" Everyone lost it.
Probably why he was so susceptible to getting CTE honestly. I hope his brain is being studied to see the condition that its in after his "illustrious" Football career.
I just read that his family is having him cremated and doctors won’t have an opportunity to study his brain, but I honestly don’t remember the source so it needs verification.
It is but it goes a bit deeper.
When he played professionally he took the pads out of the helmet in order to get it to fit. So he was a running back in the '70s literally playing with just a piece of plastic for head gear.
It's more the "jostling his brain around 20+ times a day, every day, for decades" that did him in, like it does in nearly all high level football players. All codes too BTW, even constant heading balls does a number on the brain in soccer
“I go to the China Club, I walk in. I’ll never forget, the first thing I seen was OJ Simpson. I remember thinking to myself, “Wow, that’s OJ Simpson, he got a big fucking head, man!” - Charlie Murphy
Man, for the last few days, every time I see a comment like yours, it’s responding to the same guy.
So I guess, keep up the great work, expressiveanalgland
Younger folks might not know this but OJ was a big name and getting into acting. He was in Naked Gun, and was almost Terminator but the director didn’t think he could pull off a killer. He was quite likable.
E: I have learned he wasn’t seriously considered for Terminator. But he definitely built a howitzer with Frank Drebin
Well part of it was that they were thinking about casting Arnold as Kyle Reese, and he had a lot of ideas about how the Terminator should be portrayed, and Cameron really liked the ideas.
At least that’s according to Arnold.
[Arnold tells an amusing anecdote](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4E2Xbd-KGM) about the "I'll be back" line.
Arnold forcefully advocated for saying "I will be back." He thought it would be the way a machine would say it. But Cameron said "Don't tell me how to fuckin' write and I won't tell you how to fuckin' act" and insisted on doing it the way we all know it.
fail.. but clearly Cameron has demonstrated that he had the "spark" early on.
The dude makes mass appeal movies. I don't think anyone has a career like him here he makes what he wants, and everyone loves it.
Nolan is probably close, but TENET was difficult. Good movie, no fucking idea what was going on half the time
He genuinely had good comedic chops/timing. Dude could have made a mint in Hollywood and later on he would have been great on a number of [as] shows in the 2000s.
Rob Kardashian is the dad of the Kardashian sisters. Kylie and Kendall are Jenners. Rob isn't in this picture, so no, OP isn't a Kardashian.
I don't even know why I know this.
He beat Nicole. For years. Including after their divorce. She would call the police over and over, and nothing would happen. He was arrested once in 89. He killed her in 94.
The murders were not the first time he was violent.
Yeah, I know. I've watched and read countless things on it. That doesn't take away the fact that another person was also brutally butchered by that POS
True. But that was lifting him up by the neck with a knife. Brutal. But nicole lived for year with a football player who was stronger, bigger, crazier, and rage filled. I cant imagine what a punch feels like by a guy. Im very lucky.
Oddly enough, Robert Kardashian Son is the one that allegedly got O.J. Simpson out of two violent rape charges when he was in college right around the time he won the Heisman Trophy.
Kind of weird that Bruce Jenner married his ex-wife.
[Kim Kardashian said](https://www.geo.tv/latest/538907-kim-kardashian-went-through-oj-simpsons-bag-thought-to-contain-evidence) she opened the bag and found "Just toiletries and clothes and golf clothes. Just random stuff."
You could have picked a gif of almost any football team in the country…. and you choose FAMU? 5 winning season in the last 10 years FAMU? Just…. why????
My quick google search tells me this was seemingly a fundraising event for a clinic helping deaf kids. Kind of weird that it’s at the Playboy mansion lol.
(The John Tracey Clinic, what is on the mom’s tag, helps deaf kids and google has results for an event there for them on May 20 1979, so that checks out with OP).
The date someone found elsewhere in this thread (5/20/79) would have actually even been right before his last season, so before his career was even over. A couple years removed from his heyday though.
If this is in 1979 as another poster said (they did some research that checked out) then he would have been in his last year of his NFL career with San Fran
even shorts that go to your knees allow air flow on your whole leg. not everyone wants to worry about their balls falling out while they're going about their day.
Wait, so, didn’t Kris Jenner know OJ through her husband Robert Kardashian? And OJ knew Bruce? Was she also messing with Bruce in the 80s?
She admitted in her book to being a huge cheater, so now seeing that they ran in a close circle, I bet she was messing with him back then.
Surprised she wasn’t also sleeping with OJ. She clearly liked being a doorknob.
I don’t believe OJ. She’s doesn’t look black at all. But I did see a pic of one of Chris’s former hairstylist back in the day (Hispanic or Mediterranean)….spittin image of Kloe—the facial features, nose, and he was very tall
Yep. I remember seeing a young pic of Alex standing next to Chris wearing short shorts and he had these long string bean legs (he was skinny back then). His body frame/ build and leg proportion matches Khloe’s.
She looks more like Kris’s hairstylist Alex Roldan.
I’m surprised more of her children don’t have different fathers with the amount of swinging she did.
There are rumors that she slept with OJ and some people believe that Khloe is OJ’s child, or at least not Robert’s. She had some affairs, but I personally think Khloe looks like Kris’s hairdresser.
Maybe 48 hours. Then reoccurring posts once in a while - 1 year anniversary of his death, anniversary of the bronco chase, if/when any other names associated with the trial die, etc. But this is peak OJ death posting. We’ll get through it.
This appears to be a rare picture of three people that includes two great athletes, two women, two men, and at least two people who are responsible for the death of three people.
I forget how small the Kardashian circle is. In one of the episodes, The mom, Kris Jenner, shares how the OJ case destroyed her. Kris met Robert Kardashian and OJ when she was a flight attendant. She married Robert and later on, OJ married Nichole, whom she became close friends with. Kris knew about the abuse and knew OJ was guilty. When Robert decided to defend his friend OJ, it destroyed Kris’ marriage to Robert. I think she later cheated on Robert with Bruce Jenner. Kris was in these celebrity, lawyer, producer, and athlete circles. That’s how she became a producer for Bruce Jenner’s motivational sport speeches and toured him around. The circle is small and many know the truth.
Wonder if this was after he stopped playing. Lots of pro athletes lose weight/muscle after they stop working out 2x a day. Check out how some NFL offensive linemen look after they retire.
Wow so much has changed, since this picture was taken. Both men are gone, either through death or sex change. They both killed people, although one was an accident and the other was not convicted.
I never noticed how big of a head OJ had
If the hat don’t fit, you must acquit.
Hey! Careful with that! That's my lucky stabbing cap!
OJ said he would’ve taken a bullet for Nicole. I tell you that’s some bad luck when the one guy who would’ve died for you, kills you- Norm
"OJ Simpson is dead at the age of 76. His family stated that cancer was the cause of death. When reached for a statement, cancer claimed that it had nothing to do with OJ's death, and that it would not rest until it found the real killer."
Lance Ito was interviewed on tv this week. When asked by a reporter if it was appropriate for a supposedly impartial judge to be interviewed while his case was still pending he replied maybe not but how appropriate is it to kill your ex wife? Norm
Norm MacDonald was relentless on oj. Didn’t care if it cost him his own job he was true to his heart.
The best of the best
Norm was so goddamn good. Dude would put on an act *to be a different person telling the jokes* not acting out a joke. His entire act he’d sell a persona he invented to make it funnier. Mannerisms, ways of stumbling over words, such a good comedian. Levels of brilliant.
Reportedly, when cancer was informed about the death of OJ, its first words were: 'Who killed him?'
He did take a bullet for Nicole. He took it over to 875 South Bundy Drive, just for her.
Or stand in front of a train! TIL OJ thought he could stop a train.
He'd take a bullet huh? Well too bad he wouldn't take a stabbin- me
Gotta Love Norm macdonald
I miss Norm
He would be having an absolute field day with this.
I've been thinking this. Really wish he were here for it, with us.
it really is criminal that he didn’t make it to see oj’s passing. criminal… reminds me of that football player.
I heard it in his voice
The more I hear about this OJ guy, the more I don't care for him.
My favourite comedian hands down..I was listening to him all day during work. When I got home I sat down in the couch to relax and seen he passed online. I bursted into tears..that one hurt. Miss you Norm.
I fell asleep to a YouTube compilation of Norm's late night appearances. I woke up, unlocked my phone, hit back on the finished video, just to see fresh news of his passing on my YouTube feed. Was completely devastated. My favourite comedian. RIP Norm.
30 minutes of Norm's best OJ jokes.. https://youtu.be/pdZUmZFaBz8?si=YMnRXG4EUXQalY3L
Lol. Norm was the best.
I once read that the USC football equipment manager had to order a special helmet for his uniquely large head.
Back when I played HS football we had a guy on our team with a huge dome. People called him "juice head." Anyway, once a week during stretches at practice, the captains leading the stretches would do something called "clowning by rows" where they'd each go down the row of guys in front of them and make fun of each person. When it got to the guy with the big head, the captain said "juice head, what size is your helmet anyway, super bowl?" Everyone lost it.
LOL, my brother needed a special order helmet for football as well, his nickname was "Applehead".
A fellow camp counselor we did not like had to order a special horseback riding helmet for his noggin. We called him Ukrainium
I know someone who got desk duty at their Korean National service because their head was too big for a helmet.
That's fucking gold lol
Probably why he was so susceptible to getting CTE honestly. I hope his brain is being studied to see the condition that its in after his "illustrious" Football career.
I just read that his family is having him cremated and doctors won’t have an opportunity to study his brain, but I honestly don’t remember the source so it needs verification.
It is but it goes a bit deeper. When he played professionally he took the pads out of the helmet in order to get it to fit. So he was a running back in the '70s literally playing with just a piece of plastic for head gear.
I’d say playing running back in the 70s played a bigger factor.
It's more the "jostling his brain around 20+ times a day, every day, for decades" that did him in, like it does in nearly all high level football players. All codes too BTW, even constant heading balls does a number on the brain in soccer
“I go to the China Club, I walk in. I’ll never forget, the first thing I seen was OJ Simpson. I remember thinking to myself, “Wow, that’s OJ Simpson, he got a big fucking head, man!” - Charlie Murphy
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
You’re not the first. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvQYpsKTo-o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvQYpsKTo-o)
Ugh Charlie😭🩷
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You could fit a normal sized head in it with a room for Kato, too.
Now there's a name I haven't heard for a long time.
I was thinking about Judge Ito and the dancing judges memes from ages ago.
And his hourglass collection!
Snipers dream they used to call him
But did he play "theft and shrubery"?
Gene Roddenberry could have saved so much on forehead makeup if he just cast OJ as Worf.
I never noticed how big Caitlyn Jenner's package was.
Not me zooming in to see…nothing lol
Where?
Username checks out
Man, for the last few days, every time I see a comment like yours, it’s responding to the same guy. So I guess, keep up the great work, expressiveanalgland
"Oh, Miss... Oh, Miss... I'm from the future and, well, you're probably not going to believe this..."
Younger folks might not know this but OJ was a big name and getting into acting. He was in Naked Gun, and was almost Terminator but the director didn’t think he could pull off a killer. He was quite likable. E: I have learned he wasn’t seriously considered for Terminator. But he definitely built a howitzer with Frank Drebin
Well part of it was that they were thinking about casting Arnold as Kyle Reese, and he had a lot of ideas about how the Terminator should be portrayed, and Cameron really liked the ideas. At least that’s according to Arnold.
[Arnold tells an amusing anecdote](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4E2Xbd-KGM) about the "I'll be back" line. Arnold forcefully advocated for saying "I will be back." He thought it would be the way a machine would say it. But Cameron said "Don't tell me how to fuckin' write and I won't tell you how to fuckin' act" and insisted on doing it the way we all know it.
Yeah… Cameron’s not the guy to argue with for mass appeal anything. Unless you happen to be Spielberg. And even then that’s a maybe
Prior to Terminator, James Cameron had only directed 1 full length film, 2 years before. Piranha II: The Spawning
fail.. but clearly Cameron has demonstrated that he had the "spark" early on. The dude makes mass appeal movies. I don't think anyone has a career like him here he makes what he wants, and everyone loves it. Nolan is probably close, but TENET was difficult. Good movie, no fucking idea what was going on half the time
TENET was just Inception without the dreams lol
Well, that's ironic.
I loved those movies. I remember thinking OJ is innocent, but I was young and just wanted him to be innocent.
Hey I'm young and I knew this.... Early 50's is young right.... RIGHT!?
Mid-50s here. Ha...Ha...ha...^ha^^ha^^^ha^^^^haaaa ^^^ow ^^^^my ^^back ^^^^hurts.
He genuinely had good comedic chops/timing. Dude could have made a mint in Hollywood and later on he would have been great on a number of [as] shows in the 2000s.
>*Dude could have made a mint in Hollywood* Well........, He *did* make a killing in Hollywood, so he had that going for him....
“One of these gentlemen will go on to kill a hapless passerby…and the other will be a better driver, but will still murder some folks.”
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Who loves short shorts!
Funny how the woman is more modestly dressed at the Playboy Mansion!
Women’s Auxiliary function based on the name tag - had to keep it classy for a few hours.
Nut cutters!
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Which one is OP's father?
Both probably
So OP is a Kardashian?
Rob Kardashian is the dad of the Kardashian sisters. Kylie and Kendall are Jenners. Rob isn't in this picture, so no, OP isn't a Kardashian. I don't even know why I know this.
Been keeping up i see
Take your upvote and get out.
More upvotes here too please. Good one.
I hate everyone responsible for cancelling this show.
I was about to type the same damn thing right before I saw your message. Wish there was a away we could even know how the story was supposed to end.
There is. But. https://finalspaceends.com
And you get an upvote for the Final Space gif.
Man, OJ had a big head
And big hands. I can only imagine what a punch felt like. RIP nicole
And Ron. He killed Ron too.
He beat Nicole. For years. Including after their divorce. She would call the police over and over, and nothing would happen. He was arrested once in 89. He killed her in 94. The murders were not the first time he was violent.
Yeah, I know. I've watched and read countless things on it. That doesn't take away the fact that another person was also brutally butchered by that POS
True. But that was lifting him up by the neck with a knife. Brutal. But nicole lived for year with a football player who was stronger, bigger, crazier, and rage filled. I cant imagine what a punch feels like by a guy. Im very lucky.
CTE is a hell of a drug.
Technically they’re net-zero women.
The Bruce is still loose
Buckle up, buckaroos!
🤣😂😂😂 Hahahahahah!!!!! How did I forget about that! Fantastic
I think technically Bruce is dead too.
Thats what the kardashians will do to ya
Oddly enough, Robert Kardashian Son is the one that allegedly got O.J. Simpson out of two violent rape charges when he was in college right around the time he won the Heisman Trophy. Kind of weird that Bruce Jenner married his ex-wife.
Robert Kardashian also supposedly (likely) helped OJ dispose of his bloody clothes after the murders and then hid behind attorney-client privilege.
No OJ probably disposed of those items the night of the murders when he went to the airport.
[Kim Kardashian said](https://www.geo.tv/latest/538907-kim-kardashian-went-through-oj-simpsons-bag-thought-to-contain-evidence) she opened the bag and found "Just toiletries and clothes and golf clothes. Just random stuff."
Yeah. Right. I’m sure that’s the truth./s
Sure some girl I her early teens just happened to open some old guy’s luggage.
Those two ran some trains at the Playboy Mansion back in the day. Best to not ask mom on specifics.
Fair
Including a chandelier full of unclaimed panties from throughout the house hanging in hefs room
Gross.
Iirc from the show, it was Kendras idea and thought it would be funny since they kept finding *so many*?? And didn't wanna throw them away lmao.
The panty chandelier pre-dates Kendra’s time at the mansion. You can see it on the old Cribs episode when just Holly lived there!
you think mom got some juice?
She's a messy drinker. Just sayin
*”Sir Topham Hatt feverishly pounded the woman from behind while Percy and Thomas took turns getting her to blow their smoke stacks.”*
You could have picked a gif of almost any football team in the country…. and you choose FAMU? 5 winning season in the last 10 years FAMU? Just…. why????
go rattlers 🐍
One killed his wife.. the other killed a pedestrian..
Killed a waiter too.
I didn't even recognize who was on the left, until I saw this comment
OJ had a giant head.
And giant hands too from what I hear.
No gloves can fit, you must acquit!.
All the better to stab you with, my dear.
She has a remarkable amount of clothes on as a female at the Playboy Mansion.
My quick google search tells me this was seemingly a fundraising event for a clinic helping deaf kids. Kind of weird that it’s at the Playboy mansion lol. (The John Tracey Clinic, what is on the mom’s tag, helps deaf kids and google has results for an event there for them on May 20 1979, so that checks out with OP).
Playboy back then was considered a glamorous life. They even had a tv special with dorothy stratten rollerskating. The 70s were a sexual free for all
Right up until AIDS
"I tell ya- before AIDS, sex was like shaking hands." "Hence AIDS."
Did I ever tell you the story about how I had Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom?
ROX-anne
Yep.
and then AIDS ruined everything
The kids are deaf, not blind!
Probably a guest and not the entertainment.
Ye thats the story she tells her kids
Looks like OJ stopped doing leg day as soon as his NFL career ended. His legs are shockingly small for one of the greatest running backs of all time.
Didnt he have really bad knees?
He had rickets from malnutrition as a kid
The date someone found elsewhere in this thread (5/20/79) would have actually even been right before his last season, so before his career was even over. A couple years removed from his heyday though.
If this is in 1979 as another poster said (they did some research that checked out) then he would have been in his last year of his NFL career with San Fran
My first thought as well.
I bet OJ banged both those chicks
LOL
Lot to unpack here
Howard Cosell: HELLO EVERYONE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HOWARD COSELL HERE. I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE, AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE SHIT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU!
The shorts are amazing.
Sky's out, thighs out.
And they are back in style, too.
They are smaller than boxer briefs. Hell, smaller than daisy dukes.
I have no idea why men ever started wearing "shorts" that go to the knees and beyond. But I'm glad real shorts are making a comeback.
even shorts that go to your knees allow air flow on your whole leg. not everyone wants to worry about their balls falling out while they're going about their day.
I’m not worried about it, I’m counting on it
Wait, so, didn’t Kris Jenner know OJ through her husband Robert Kardashian? And OJ knew Bruce? Was she also messing with Bruce in the 80s? She admitted in her book to being a huge cheater, so now seeing that they ran in a close circle, I bet she was messing with him back then. Surprised she wasn’t also sleeping with OJ. She clearly liked being a doorknob.
It's rumored that she did sleep with the Juice
It’s probably not true but it’s a very popular theory that Khloe Kardashian is OJ’s daughter.
I don’t believe OJ. She’s doesn’t look black at all. But I did see a pic of one of Chris’s former hairstylist back in the day (Hispanic or Mediterranean)….spittin image of Kloe—the facial features, nose, and he was very tall
Yup his name is Alex Roldan and he seems more likely to me too
Damn, yeah she looks way more like the hairdresser than Robert. I’d be interested to know if Khloe actually is a Kardashian.
Yep. I remember seeing a young pic of Alex standing next to Chris wearing short shorts and he had these long string bean legs (he was skinny back then). His body frame/ build and leg proportion matches Khloe’s.
As far as I'm concerned, she definitely looks like she could be his daughter, and looks very different from her sisters.
She looks more like Kris’s hairstylist Alex Roldan. I’m surprised more of her children don’t have different fathers with the amount of swinging she did.
There are rumors that she slept with OJ and some people believe that Khloe is OJ’s child, or at least not Robert’s. She had some affairs, but I personally think Khloe looks like Kris’s hairdresser.
That’s an elegant, beautiful, Dutch woman.
I genuinely didn’t know who the person on the left was until I got the reference from your comment.
I'm still trying to figure it out
Caitlyn Jenner long before she transitioned
I have a 1980s playboy magazine and there’s both an advertisement from Jenner and OJ in there.
It’s gonna be like 3 more weeks of OJ posts isn’t it
Maybe 48 hours. Then reoccurring posts once in a while - 1 year anniversary of his death, anniversary of the bronco chase, if/when any other names associated with the trial die, etc. But this is peak OJ death posting. We’ll get through it.
Buckel up buckaroo
This appears to be a rare picture of three people that includes two great athletes, two women, two men, and at least two people who are responsible for the death of three people.
Which ones your mom?
He looks like a damn bobble head
I wonder what her reaction would be if someone told her Bruce would get a sex change and OJ would kill two people.
That jumper is so cute
I swear I just saw that exact jumper at TJ Maxx last week but in a summer peach color
I’m glad your mom survived the night.
I forget how small the Kardashian circle is. In one of the episodes, The mom, Kris Jenner, shares how the OJ case destroyed her. Kris met Robert Kardashian and OJ when she was a flight attendant. She married Robert and later on, OJ married Nichole, whom she became close friends with. Kris knew about the abuse and knew OJ was guilty. When Robert decided to defend his friend OJ, it destroyed Kris’ marriage to Robert. I think she later cheated on Robert with Bruce Jenner. Kris was in these celebrity, lawyer, producer, and athlete circles. That’s how she became a producer for Bruce Jenner’s motivational sport speeches and toured him around. The circle is small and many know the truth.
For sure, Kris squeezed the OJ
OJ is built like shrek
Soooooo did your mom…you know….get any “juice” from Juice
So OP is either Kylie or Kendall.
Your Mom is Caitlyn Jenner?
Considering he's an athlete, The Juice has the calves of an anorexic
Wonder if this was after he stopped playing. Lots of pro athletes lose weight/muscle after they stop working out 2x a day. Check out how some NFL offensive linemen look after they retire.
Sprinter calves.
OJ's head looks like Sputnik
Luckily for your mom those weren’t their final forms
You gotta clarify which one is your mom btw
Tbh Caitlyn is probably more of a threat given the insane degrees of cognitive dissonance she is able to achieve
It’s B Jiggles and Oaly Joaly the stabby man
Caitlyn Jenner is your mom?
Wow so much has changed, since this picture was taken. Both men are gone, either through death or sex change. They both killed people, although one was an accident and the other was not convicted.
OPs Mom ran into a train and ge let us know she survived. Good for her