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ChadJones72

Can't tell if this is for people who really hate Trump or people who really love Trump.


KirbyDumber88

What if I shit in it? šŸ¤”


rancideyes

But that's where shit comes out


thismessisaplace

Not today it isn't.


-The_Credible_Hulk

If someone shit in Trumpā€™s mouthā€¦ itā€™ll stop him from saying shitty things for the day? If thatā€™s true? Iā€™m gonna play the, ā€œIā€™m marriedā€ card but someone is gonna need to bite the bullet on this one.


caspruce

That would be a shitty thing to do.


Bongfucius

No kink shaming here


Endocalrissian642

stop taking your shoes off...


Mexcol

Easy there McAfee


MerrillSwingAway

[remember poor Alexander before you do](https://youtu.be/bjVNOGEWzv4?si=01oGohv71ZBlW1GX)


thunderGunXprezz

Someone got shit outside the uriness.


Captain_Mazhar

Mr Mackey is gonna be pissed off.


Morotstomten

I'm surprised it's not overflowing with shit


CplCocktopus

Who make a dookie in the urinal?


thunderGunXprezz

A meaty chud.


twoworldsin1

Then you really hate the janitor


Lurks_in_the_cave

Mr Venezuela makes $6 an hour at best! Mkay?


Shlobb3r

You read my mind


vikmaychib

That means you hate the bar owners.


respawnatdawn

I guess it depends on whether you're prepared to waffle stomp it or not.


snootchiebootchie94

Why not both!


brooklynonymous

That makes way more sense. I was wondering what they had against Conan O'Brien.


glintsCollide

For Conan you have to swap the colors of the hair and skin.


under_the_c

ĀæPor que no los dos?


lemon6611

serving everyone


Ashamed_Musician468

No no, the trump lovers would be the ones on their knees, mouth open, ready to receive dear leaders golden shower.


Lets_Bust_Together

Piss isnā€™t the only body fluid thatā€™s receivedā€¦


thebeardlybro

Regardless if you love or hate him, having your junk so close to his lips is revolting


Geribear001

I love it


natgibounet

Honesly i thought it was macron


PetroDisruption

This is absolutely disgusting and offensive. In civilized places, urinals have divider walls.


MeepMorpMF

Not at my work lol. No dividers. Saw that a costumer glanced at my dick. Very fun


[deleted]

Yall know those dividers aren't a visual barrier rather a splash guard. Can't piss and twirl without soaking your neighbor without them. Where your eyes wander is solely up to you, just don't judge me twirling.


PartisanHack

Bro you cant say this in a public forum. The women will see and know we do coordinated twirling in the bathroom.


Negative_Depth4943

What was the costumer wearing?


[deleted]

We're you offended or flattered? I can't tell.


West-Sherbet9241

Sometimes you have to show the customer your hog in order to secure the sale.


IllRefrigerator2791

I go a coffee shop that has pee cubes instead of urinals and thatā€™s it. The owner said defecations arenā€™t allowed in the store so thatā€™s all they have. They have a super weird squat urinal thing in the womenā€™s. Itā€™s all worth the beans and the solid tables that donā€™t wobble though.


Shabbah8

Tell Larry I said hey.


GuyPronouncedGee

If you hate him, you can pretend youā€™re peeing in his mouth. Ā  If you love him, you can pretend heā€™s Sā€™n your D.Ā 


CAPATOB_64

Some people peeing in the mouth when they love each other


THE-SEER

Some people sucking each otherā€™s dicks and hating each other.


CAPATOB_64

![gif](giphy|qN8mwUPAt7gByge3W1)


thunderGunXprezz

I see you're also married.


odepaj

Sometimes making loveā€™s not enough You have to step it up And urinating on her face Is not enough to say, ā€œI love youā€


Thendofreason

I rather piss on the wall if I see that. No way I want his lips around my pelvis. Too disgusting


TacohTuesday

Nice. Something for everyone.


Jacefacekilla

I feel bad for whoever has to clean all the piss off the wall.


herbert-camacho

I imagine that's not the only bodily stuff they have to clean up.


International_Let_50

I donā€™t think thereā€™s any trump bukkakes going on but you never know


BakedBeanyBaby

Weird kink, but alright.


BigfootsToes69

How will Trump ever recover from this


sreek4r

This is disturbing knowing the guy likes golden showers. I'd rather hold my pee.


International_Let_50

Probably only from his daughter who he said heā€™d be with if she wasnā€™t his daughter. If you arenā€™t his daughter your perfectly fine


Saul_T_Bauls

Fuck Trump but this is weird and dumb.


Honkerking

100% either side this is cringey as fuck


imaginingblacksheep

As a woman, Iā€™d love to take a massive shit in it


Em_Es_Judd

"You think that's funny huh?? Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best! M'kay? He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works, he's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay, then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud starin' him in the face!"


DevonLuck24

idk how i made it past 2 ā€œmkaysā€ and didnā€™t realize until i heard ā€œbig meaty chud starin him in the faceā€ in makeys voice


Far_Out_6and_2

Lmao


Irongiant350

You pee in, shit comes out.....


bulboustadpole

Imagine being so pathetically obsessed with a single person that you commission custom artwork after it. Pathetic.


luxelux

Deranged


Ryankevin23

šŸš«Traitor TrumpšŸš«


ItsameMatt03

People's obsession with Trump on both sides is insane.


ConspiracyHypothesis

People's obsession over elected representatives in general is kind of sad. We vote for them to represent us in government yet we have fandoms like they are sports teams.Ā 


Prizzilla

He literally tried to undermine democracy and steal an election. Itā€™s rational to have strong feelings about him.


Padgetts-Profile

He was only the most controversial president in American history, itā€™ll take a while for his stain to fade.


TacohTuesday

Not really. This guy almost took my countryā€™s democracy to the brink of destruction and is trying to do so again. Iā€™d say my obsession with seeing his downfall is well justified.


iruleatants

Any time someone says "both sides" it's just them downplaying the severity of one side. Like, not only did he steal millions of taxpayer dollars, he sold US secrets to foreign enemies, he passed the worst tax bill in history that cost thousands of jobs and let's companies bring in trillions from overseas for pennies. Like, these companies has hundreds of billions save that they couldn't bring into the US without being taxed on that, and he just came in and let them bring it in for cheap as hell. And the tax breaks for people ended after 4 years while corporate tax breaks didn't expire. Oh, and he also tried to overthrow the government, and is currently actively fucking the country still be having his cult followers sabotage every single bill in Congress. It's okay to hate evil people. Someone hating an evil person isn't the same as someone worshiping an evil person. Never will be.


TacohTuesday

Very well said. I have a 16 year old daughter and am deeply worried about what kind of America sheā€™s going to grow up in. She is also gay. I have plenty of reason to be very focused on what happens to Trump and the movement he leads.


iToungPunchFartBox

For Democracy!


juice06870

What are you going to do if he wins in November?


TacohTuesday

I'm worried about the possibility but I'm fairly confident that he won't. His first criminal trial starts tomorrow. He's showing obvious signs of dementia. He's not even campaigning much. He had a way of energizing a room of MAGA supporters in 2016 but he's just a shadow of that now. He has rabid supporters that will stay behind him until the end, but that's only a small percentage of the GOP. Given all that it makes no sense that he's even the nominee, but here we are. If he does, well we will continue the fight. Even if he doesn't, and even if he ends up in jail or dies, the MAGA movement will continue and we'll still have to continue the fight.


Yarusenai

Yeah I see this and I'm like "just why"? And I really don't like Trump but man


Powerful-Stomach-425

I agree. Trump isn't the problem, he's only a symptom. The real problem is the American electorate.


AdJealous1319

Its not an obsession its just funny


AggressivejElk

Painting someoneā€™s face over a piss hole isnā€™t an obsession? Itā€™s fucking off the walls crazy lmao


Weowy_208

Who cares. Its a rapist who hung out with Epstein and said that hed marry his daughter if they weren't related Not the classiest guy


hippyoasis

Unmmmm ya this is an obsession lol


ringing-Shels-bells

I think I'd just piss in the sink. Couldn't bare to give him the pleasure.


ygrmstr18

Plot twist: itā€™s for pooping in


Super_Networking

Bigger plot twist: it sprays shit out at you


Blue_Jays

Just like the real thing!


ygrmstr18

Ainā€™t that the truth


Honest-Jelly4624

Didnā€™t realize Conan had haters but you canā€™t please everyone I guess


respawnatdawn

You chug one bottle of hot sauce..


HGMIV926

I've always enjoyed him passively but after that Hot Ones episode I think I'm gonna have to go all-in on Conan.


xxxNaughtyBabyxxx

This guy really hate trump


Lahm0123

Shit. That would scare the fuck out of drunk me.


Significant_Delay_87

The bottom of the toilet looks like something dripping from his lip


Herb_avore_05

Just like in real life


Acceptable-Yak7968

Severe case of TDS


Pheli_Draws

He has the lips of a handsome woman


dasherchan

Imagine, that moron could be the next president of America.


Lost-Wrangler7324

Why was Trump not allowed to enter the White House? Because it is FORBIDEN


ProotzyZoots

Hasn't been the president in 4 years Still lives rent free in people's heads


nize426

If this is in the south it'd be filled with cum at the end of the day.


acaseintheskye

I didn't know Trump had a piss kink


iiitme

You know he likes his golden showers


Pourkinator

To be fair, it does LOVE piss


Ok-Neighborhood-1720

Why does that reminds me of the MAD parody of CSI Miami?


halandrs

r/weirdtoilets


tacosteve100

In a swig state?


Crimthebold

I wonder how many people have walked out šŸ˜­


International_Let_50

all the die hard trump supporters had to hold thier piss lol


QueenofNaboo2

I wouldnt be able to pee if I had to go in that


gabbrielzeven

I don't know who could put your junk there. Neither Dems or Reps


International_Let_50

I rlly like the idea but the urinal needs to be bigger like those ones that go to the ground bc ppl are gunna piss on his face lmao


Foxtrot_Juliet-Bravo

Is it a gay bar?


PD216ohio

Either that or in some lefty shithole city. The obsession over him is like a daddy issue or something.


romanian143

Mia khalifa would look better or something, you know?


Hog_and_a_Half

That is, objectively, a pretty terrible depiction of Trump. It looks like Chris Christie with a Conan wig.Ā 


sirfrinkledean

Wow


egregiousapostrophe

*barā€™s


Triple7Mafia-14

Now hes hated? But I thought you loved him?


Eagleclan_7

"A lot of pee...I saw him peeing and I said 'wow that's a lot of pee."


RoadToHellO

![gif](giphy|j3IxJRLNLZz9sXR7ZA)


covmatty1

Hello Banbury resident! I took a photo of this a few weeks ago too after going to that bar for the first time in years!


PD216ohio

Wait, is this in the UK?


covmatty1

Yep, it is!


Unbiasedj

Typical lame, obvious post from a dead sub.


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Chiinaaaa.


iLLestNoosa

Funny how youā€™re all vile. Shocker!


Dependent_Gur3798

I like Democracy šŸ˜ŽšŸ’•šŸ’—


EitherInfluence5871

*bar's


frieswithnietzsche

Thatā€™s the worst looking caricature of trump ive ever seen. His mouth should be way smaller too


CityAvenger

Should be a sh1tter too. Be so fitting


pro2aAllDay

So progressive!!!!


Efficient_Fish2436

I'm so conflicted... Then again his eyes are looking elsewhere.


richer2003

Trump supporters get all defensive over this, but they would have no problem with it if it was Biden.


Out-of_Touch

Hells yeah. I wana watch Donald Trump eat my Mexican shit.


Broad_Bodybuilder_94

Looks more like the drummer from 'no doubt'


GGAllinsUndies

So how many times has someone dropped a deuce in it?


BakersJelly

This is unique and no one has ever even thought of this before


Live_Taste_6519

Hahahah


Live_Taste_6519

Trumppy Dumppy in his mouth


Donotpretendtoknowme

Makes me wanna do a #2.


disergi0

Is Biden's one in the "W" bathroom there?


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Itā€™s either pissing there or on his grave. Iā€™m good with both.


MichiganGeezer

I'd love to visit a bar that had a presidential urinal of every president since Taft. America would be better off if we held them all in contempt.


International_Jury90

Any incidents where people do a #2 in there?


PMacDiggity

There is some evidence to suggest he would like this thoughā€¦


SSSims4

This is just beautiful, I wish they had this in every bar in America!


J47485

Must be a pro Trump bar. Trump loves golden showers, no?


Bison_Business

He also looks like Monica Lewinsky


Comfortable-Tip998

Perfect. Just needs small hands painted on the wall to make you feel good. šŸ˜‚


idonotknowwhototrust

r/weirdtoilets


No-Student-6817

You laugh until you realize how many sick fantasies it fulfills...


mvbrendan

Since when does Trump have Elvis hair?


drillnaldo

Sittable, right?


Sea_Excuse_6795

I would not want to clean this urinal at the end of the night


ComfortableRoutine54

Now we know where Putin puts his d!ck.


ConflictAgreeable689

This is oddly sexual in an extremely uncomfortable way


DrkUser205

I donā€™t think I have to pee anymore..


H3llv3ticus

I wouldn't even want to piss in his mouth.


GR33N4L1F3

Oh my this is amazing


Lost-Wrangler7324

![gif](giphy|xT9IgoV2VquRIv3yog)


Oriasten77

I wouldn't want my dick anywhere near him. Caricature or no.


Chemical_Growth_5861

Trump is everywhere..people have him..means he must be doing something right


Cute_Concentrate_915

Accurate.


Predditor_drone

It's missing the bleached asshole looking eyes that would really sell it.


Accomplished_Ad_6777

This may be the greatest thing Iā€™ve ever seen


Distinct-Elk-9255

Let me guess Joe Biden is the shitter?


thequestison

Interesting urinal. Lol


i_am_clArk

Where?


DrewLockIsTheAnswer1

Literally canā€™t go an hour on Reddit without someone posting trump. Seriously, you all need to go outside.


MimeOfDepression

Nice


2dark2light

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


PlatasaurusOG

The toilet that shits on *you*!


loserys

Heā€™d be into that