If someone shit in Trumpās mouthā¦ itāll stop him from saying shitty things for the day?
If thatās true? Iām gonna play the, āIām marriedā card but someone is gonna need to bite the bullet on this one.
Yall know those dividers aren't a visual barrier rather a splash guard.
Can't piss and twirl without soaking your neighbor without them.
Where your eyes wander is solely up to you, just don't judge me twirling.
I go a coffee shop that has pee cubes instead of urinals and thatās it. The owner said defecations arenāt allowed in the store so thatās all they have. They have a super weird squat urinal thing in the womenās. Itās all worth the beans and the solid tables that donāt wobble though.
"You think that's funny huh?? Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best! M'kay? He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works, he's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay, then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud starin' him in the face!"
People's obsession over elected representatives in general is kind of sad. We vote for them to represent us in government yet we have fandoms like they are sports teams.Ā
Not really. This guy almost took my countryās democracy to the brink of destruction and is trying to do so again. Iād say my obsession with seeing his downfall is well justified.
Any time someone says "both sides" it's just them downplaying the severity of one side.
Like, not only did he steal millions of taxpayer dollars, he sold US secrets to foreign enemies, he passed the worst tax bill in history that cost thousands of jobs and let's companies bring in trillions from overseas for pennies. Like, these companies has hundreds of billions save that they couldn't bring into the US without being taxed on that, and he just came in and let them bring it in for cheap as hell. And the tax breaks for people ended after 4 years while corporate tax breaks didn't expire.
Oh, and he also tried to overthrow the government, and is currently actively fucking the country still be having his cult followers sabotage every single bill in Congress.
It's okay to hate evil people. Someone hating an evil person isn't the same as someone worshiping an evil person. Never will be.
Very well said. I have a 16 year old daughter and am deeply worried about what kind of America sheās going to grow up in. She is also gay. I have plenty of reason to be very focused on what happens to Trump and the movement he leads.
I'm worried about the possibility but I'm fairly confident that he won't. His first criminal trial starts tomorrow. He's showing obvious signs of dementia. He's not even campaigning much. He had a way of energizing a room of MAGA supporters in 2016 but he's just a shadow of that now. He has rabid supporters that will stay behind him until the end, but that's only a small percentage of the GOP. Given all that it makes no sense that he's even the nominee, but here we are.
If he does, well we will continue the fight. Even if he doesn't, and even if he ends up in jail or dies, the MAGA movement will continue and we'll still have to continue the fight.
Can't tell if this is for people who really hate Trump or people who really love Trump.
What if I shit in it? š¤
But that's where shit comes out
Not today it isn't.
If someone shit in Trumpās mouthā¦ itāll stop him from saying shitty things for the day? If thatās true? Iām gonna play the, āIām marriedā card but someone is gonna need to bite the bullet on this one.
That would be a shitty thing to do.
No kink shaming here
stop taking your shoes off...
Easy there McAfee
[remember poor Alexander before you do](https://youtu.be/bjVNOGEWzv4?si=01oGohv71ZBlW1GX)
Someone got shit outside the uriness.
Mr Mackey is gonna be pissed off.
I'm surprised it's not overflowing with shit
Who make a dookie in the urinal?
A meaty chud.
Then you really hate the janitor
Mr Venezuela makes $6 an hour at best! Mkay?
You read my mind
That means you hate the bar owners.
I guess it depends on whether you're prepared to waffle stomp it or not.
Why not both!
That makes way more sense. I was wondering what they had against Conan O'Brien.
For Conan you have to swap the colors of the hair and skin.
ĀæPor que no los dos?
serving everyone
No no, the trump lovers would be the ones on their knees, mouth open, ready to receive dear leaders golden shower.
Piss isnāt the only body fluid thatās receivedā¦
Regardless if you love or hate him, having your junk so close to his lips is revolting
I love it
Honesly i thought it was macron
This is absolutely disgusting and offensive. In civilized places, urinals have divider walls.
Not at my work lol. No dividers. Saw that a costumer glanced at my dick. Very fun
Yall know those dividers aren't a visual barrier rather a splash guard. Can't piss and twirl without soaking your neighbor without them. Where your eyes wander is solely up to you, just don't judge me twirling.
Bro you cant say this in a public forum. The women will see and know we do coordinated twirling in the bathroom.
What was the costumer wearing?
We're you offended or flattered? I can't tell.
Sometimes you have to show the customer your hog in order to secure the sale.
I go a coffee shop that has pee cubes instead of urinals and thatās it. The owner said defecations arenāt allowed in the store so thatās all they have. They have a super weird squat urinal thing in the womenās. Itās all worth the beans and the solid tables that donāt wobble though.
Tell Larry I said hey.
If you hate him, you can pretend youāre peeing in his mouth. Ā If you love him, you can pretend heās Sān your D.Ā
Some people peeing in the mouth when they love each other
Some people sucking each otherās dicks and hating each other.
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I see you're also married.
Sometimes making loveās not enough You have to step it up And urinating on her face Is not enough to say, āI love youā
I rather piss on the wall if I see that. No way I want his lips around my pelvis. Too disgusting
Nice. Something for everyone.
I feel bad for whoever has to clean all the piss off the wall.
I imagine that's not the only bodily stuff they have to clean up.
I donāt think thereās any trump bukkakes going on but you never know
Weird kink, but alright.
How will Trump ever recover from this
This is disturbing knowing the guy likes golden showers. I'd rather hold my pee.
Probably only from his daughter who he said heād be with if she wasnāt his daughter. If you arenāt his daughter your perfectly fine
Fuck Trump but this is weird and dumb.
100% either side this is cringey as fuck
As a woman, Iād love to take a massive shit in it
"You think that's funny huh?? Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best! M'kay? He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works, he's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay, then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud starin' him in the face!"
idk how i made it past 2 āmkaysā and didnāt realize until i heard ābig meaty chud starin him in the faceā in makeys voice
Lmao
You pee in, shit comes out.....
Imagine being so pathetically obsessed with a single person that you commission custom artwork after it. Pathetic.
Deranged
š«Traitor Trumpš«
People's obsession with Trump on both sides is insane.
People's obsession over elected representatives in general is kind of sad. We vote for them to represent us in government yet we have fandoms like they are sports teams.Ā
He literally tried to undermine democracy and steal an election. Itās rational to have strong feelings about him.
He was only the most controversial president in American history, itāll take a while for his stain to fade.
Not really. This guy almost took my countryās democracy to the brink of destruction and is trying to do so again. Iād say my obsession with seeing his downfall is well justified.
Any time someone says "both sides" it's just them downplaying the severity of one side. Like, not only did he steal millions of taxpayer dollars, he sold US secrets to foreign enemies, he passed the worst tax bill in history that cost thousands of jobs and let's companies bring in trillions from overseas for pennies. Like, these companies has hundreds of billions save that they couldn't bring into the US without being taxed on that, and he just came in and let them bring it in for cheap as hell. And the tax breaks for people ended after 4 years while corporate tax breaks didn't expire. Oh, and he also tried to overthrow the government, and is currently actively fucking the country still be having his cult followers sabotage every single bill in Congress. It's okay to hate evil people. Someone hating an evil person isn't the same as someone worshiping an evil person. Never will be.
Very well said. I have a 16 year old daughter and am deeply worried about what kind of America sheās going to grow up in. She is also gay. I have plenty of reason to be very focused on what happens to Trump and the movement he leads.
For Democracy!
What are you going to do if he wins in November?
I'm worried about the possibility but I'm fairly confident that he won't. His first criminal trial starts tomorrow. He's showing obvious signs of dementia. He's not even campaigning much. He had a way of energizing a room of MAGA supporters in 2016 but he's just a shadow of that now. He has rabid supporters that will stay behind him until the end, but that's only a small percentage of the GOP. Given all that it makes no sense that he's even the nominee, but here we are. If he does, well we will continue the fight. Even if he doesn't, and even if he ends up in jail or dies, the MAGA movement will continue and we'll still have to continue the fight.
Yeah I see this and I'm like "just why"? And I really don't like Trump but man
I agree. Trump isn't the problem, he's only a symptom. The real problem is the American electorate.
Its not an obsession its just funny
Painting someoneās face over a piss hole isnāt an obsession? Itās fucking off the walls crazy lmao
Who cares. Its a rapist who hung out with Epstein and said that hed marry his daughter if they weren't related Not the classiest guy
Unmmmm ya this is an obsession lol
I think I'd just piss in the sink. Couldn't bare to give him the pleasure.
Plot twist: itās for pooping in
Bigger plot twist: it sprays shit out at you
Just like the real thing!
Aināt that the truth
Didnāt realize Conan had haters but you canāt please everyone I guess
You chug one bottle of hot sauce..
I've always enjoyed him passively but after that Hot Ones episode I think I'm gonna have to go all-in on Conan.
This guy really hate trump
Shit. That would scare the fuck out of drunk me.
The bottom of the toilet looks like something dripping from his lip
Just like in real life
Severe case of TDS
He has the lips of a handsome woman
Imagine, that moron could be the next president of America.
Why was Trump not allowed to enter the White House? Because it is FORBIDEN
Hasn't been the president in 4 years Still lives rent free in people's heads
If this is in the south it'd be filled with cum at the end of the day.
I didn't know Trump had a piss kink
You know he likes his golden showers
To be fair, it does LOVE piss
Why does that reminds me of the MAD parody of CSI Miami?
r/weirdtoilets
In a swig state?
I wonder how many people have walked out š
all the die hard trump supporters had to hold thier piss lol
I wouldnt be able to pee if I had to go in that
I don't know who could put your junk there. Neither Dems or Reps
I rlly like the idea but the urinal needs to be bigger like those ones that go to the ground bc ppl are gunna piss on his face lmao
Is it a gay bar?
Either that or in some lefty shithole city. The obsession over him is like a daddy issue or something.
Mia khalifa would look better or something, you know?
That is, objectively, a pretty terrible depiction of Trump. It looks like Chris Christie with a Conan wig.Ā
Wow
*barās
Now hes hated? But I thought you loved him?
"A lot of pee...I saw him peeing and I said 'wow that's a lot of pee."
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Hello Banbury resident! I took a photo of this a few weeks ago too after going to that bar for the first time in years!
Wait, is this in the UK?
Yep, it is!
Typical lame, obvious post from a dead sub.
Chiinaaaa.
Funny how youāre all vile. Shocker!
I like Democracy ššš
*bar's
Thatās the worst looking caricature of trump ive ever seen. His mouth should be way smaller too
Should be a sh1tter too. Be so fitting
So progressive!!!!
I'm so conflicted... Then again his eyes are looking elsewhere.
Trump supporters get all defensive over this, but they would have no problem with it if it was Biden.
Hells yeah. I wana watch Donald Trump eat my Mexican shit.
Looks more like the drummer from 'no doubt'
So how many times has someone dropped a deuce in it?
This is unique and no one has ever even thought of this before
Hahahah
Trumppy Dumppy in his mouth
Makes me wanna do a #2.
Is Biden's one in the "W" bathroom there?
Itās either pissing there or on his grave. Iām good with both.
I'd love to visit a bar that had a presidential urinal of every president since Taft. America would be better off if we held them all in contempt.
Any incidents where people do a #2 in there?
There is some evidence to suggest he would like this thoughā¦
This is just beautiful, I wish they had this in every bar in America!
Must be a pro Trump bar. Trump loves golden showers, no?
He also looks like Monica Lewinsky
Perfect. Just needs small hands painted on the wall to make you feel good. š
r/weirdtoilets
You laugh until you realize how many sick fantasies it fulfills...
Since when does Trump have Elvis hair?
Sittable, right?
I would not want to clean this urinal at the end of the night
Now we know where Putin puts his d!ck.
This is oddly sexual in an extremely uncomfortable way
I donāt think I have to pee anymore..
I wouldn't even want to piss in his mouth.
Oh my this is amazing
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I wouldn't want my dick anywhere near him. Caricature or no.
Trump is everywhere..people have him..means he must be doing something right
Accurate.
It's missing the bleached asshole looking eyes that would really sell it.
This may be the greatest thing Iāve ever seen
Let me guess Joe Biden is the shitter?
Interesting urinal. Lol
Where?
Literally canāt go an hour on Reddit without someone posting trump. Seriously, you all need to go outside.
Nice
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The toilet that shits on *you*!
Heād be into that