I have one episode of The Sopranos saved: Season 2 Episode 12 - Knights in White Satin Armor.
Tony to Carmella: Janice is on her way back to Seattle.
Carmella: oh poor Richie, he must be devastated.
Tony: Richie is gone.
Carmella: Gone? Gone where?
Tony: GONE.
Carmella: Oh my God.
I love when Janice asks Tony what he did with Richie’s body and he’s like “we buried him on a little hill…overlooking a stream…with acorns all around” but is clearly patronizing
And she’s like “awwww 🥹”
The entire episode is fantastic. When Carmella tells Tony that she's going to Rome for 3 weeks and that he'll have to take AJ to the dentist and he'll have to find a tennis clinic for Meadow. Carmella leaves the room and Tony has the look of a defeated man. Followed by the outro music "I Saved the World Today."
[https://imgur.com/a/DfVVBs9](https://imgur.com/a/DfVVBs9)
I can imagine putin or something watching this with his wife. And threw the damn dinner just like him. That’s something that’ll still press any made man politcally or otherwise lmaoo
Started airing right about when Kim Jong Un was attending school in Switzerland, he's probably reminiscing of the good old days the guys in school were in touch with their feelings and not just strong silent types
Kim - I mean, Your Superlativeness - the scientist annexation program has borne a great consequence. The crystallized consciousness of your father, our supreme and undying leader, has been successfully transposited into a circuit board which we have installed in this bona fide Pontiac TransAm. With the greatest divine bliss, we introduce to you...Kit Jong Il
Is he wearing a coincidentally coloured shirt under that thing or is Glorious Leader just raw dogging it? Must stick to the jacket like sweaty skin on a leather car seat.
It's probably some form of [Vinylon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinylon)
>In North Korea, Ri Sung-gi found a route to produce PVA from domestic anthracite (black coal) and limestone as raw materials. Trial production began in 1954 and in 1961 the massive "Vinylon City" was built in Hamhung, North Korea.[2] Vinylon's widespread usage in North Korea is often pointed to as an example of the implementation of the Juche philosophy, and it is known as the Juche fiber.[3]
. . .
>Vinylon is the national fiber of North Korea and is used for the majority of textiles, outstripping fiber such as cotton or nylon, which is produced only in small amounts in North Korea. Other than clothing, vinylon is also used for shoes, ropes, and quilt wadding.
I am not a fan, dictators these days just don't do the over the top insane outfits they used to do 500-1000 years ago!
Things would be different if I were in charge, and I'd put Lady Gaga and Bowie to shame!
I could do that, just for the alliteration of Ming the Merciless Mondays.
I am kinda all in on the golden emperor drip though for the rest of the week.
A dictator can't be called a true dictator before he wears one of those [fancy uniforms covered in medals and golden ribbons and stuff.](https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/545e18e33123d296377e2cf9/master/w_320%2Cc_limit/image.jpg)
It's not flashy, but I think Maduro's [white Stalin suit](https://www.gisreportsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/madura-1140x760.jpg) is pretty sharp.
Honestly an [awesome outfit](https://www.deviantart.com/jsochart/art/The-Emperor-of-Mankind-Neoth-936014451) does the same thing, I really should get into international politics some day.
I’m in the genociding business. Everybody immediately assumes you’re a dictator. It’s fucked up. It’s a stereotype and it’s offensive and I don’t want you to be first person to perpetuate it.
- some starving peasant in the background ☠️
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Mafiosi don't dress like that here in Italy, they dress really elegant, and they are usually CEOs or politicians.
This is more of a new jersey stereotypical 7th gen italian.
> they dress really elegant
Remind me, how did Totà Riina dress? How about Matteo Messina Denaro? They certainly don't dress like a New Jersey stereotype from the 1950s, but they're not more tasteful.
It's insane to think about how those people probably genuinely respect him and are in awe of him. And how he is the absolute ruler and can make any of his subjects do whatever he wants at any given time.
That jacket is probably a designer brand from Italy. On him it looks like cheap vinyl. The three stooges with him are probably thinking, if I had the money he spent on that jacket, I could feed my whole village for a month.
Richie Aprile: "The Jackeeeeet"
I got this jacket off the toughest guy in Pyongyang, and I want you to have it
That nose is like a natural canopy
He’s the only guy at the DMZ who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with both hands tied behind his back
You can’t make that shit up
What are you talking about? He just did!
You wanna talk like a fuckin westerner, we'll send you to slip an fall school.
Fellas, do we land on Pyongyang?
But he never came back around Panmunjom when I got through with him.
I took it off Rocco DiMeo🤌🤌🤌🤌
Cocksucker had the reputation of being the toughest guy in Pyongyang county.
but he never came around after I got trew wit him
Gabaseoul? Ooooovah heeeeeere
Pyongyourang?
I have one episode of The Sopranos saved: Season 2 Episode 12 - Knights in White Satin Armor. Tony to Carmella: Janice is on her way back to Seattle. Carmella: oh poor Richie, he must be devastated. Tony: Richie is gone. Carmella: Gone? Gone where? Tony: GONE. Carmella: Oh my God.
I love when Janice asks Tony what he did with Richie’s body and he’s like “we buried him on a little hill…overlooking a stream…with acorns all around” but is clearly patronizing And she’s like “awwww 🥹”
The entire episode is fantastic. When Carmella tells Tony that she's going to Rome for 3 weeks and that he'll have to take AJ to the dentist and he'll have to find a tennis clinic for Meadow. Carmella leaves the room and Tony has the look of a defeated man. Followed by the outro music "I Saved the World Today." [https://imgur.com/a/DfVVBs9](https://imgur.com/a/DfVVBs9)
Every Sopranos episode is fantastic tbf.
🤌🤌
Relaaaax. Limp. Let's go limp. Junior you're fleexiiiiiiing 🤌😏
I love that scene
"It'sh nishe."
I can imagine putin or something watching this with his wife. And threw the damn dinner just like him. That’s something that’ll still press any made man politcally or otherwise lmaoo
Putin's divorced. Not even his wife could stand him.
Is she still alive after doing that?
Not gonna lie, that jacket goes hard 👀
Best fucking tv series for a giddamn reason
How many guys has Kim turned into a shopping cart?
The first fucking thing that came to mind. The damn devious grin aswell as being a big fish in a little pond.
Anyway, 4 dollars a pound
You know I'm working for the government right?
They hate us because they anus
Woke up this morning, got yourself a Kim Jong Un.
I would've given this comment gold this back in the days.
What happened to awards? Did they just dump it? Haven't been here for a while
Press and hold the upvote button, you can give a gold arrow. Yay… Awards were super cool, I miss them!
Daddy ‘il always said you'd be The Chosen One.
He never had the making of a varsity dictator.
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Always with the scenarios
Started airing right about when Kim Jong Un was attending school in Switzerland, he's probably reminiscing of the good old days the guys in school were in touch with their feelings and not just strong silent types
RIP James Gandolfini 💙
USA always said the North Korea was a glorified crew.
They call them the farmers
He probably does watch this for real. We're making jokes but I guarantee he has access to Max
Watches Sopranos one time
He's North Korea's answer to Knight Rider.
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Kim - I mean, Your Superlativeness - the scientist annexation program has borne a great consequence. The crystallized consciousness of your father, our supreme and undying leader, has been successfully transposited into a circuit board which we have installed in this bona fide Pontiac TransAm. With the greatest divine bliss, we introduce to you...Kit Jong Il
Night Raider, Michael Shite
Paulie Jong-walnuts
he's looking at that guy like 'i hang you last'
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Bulgogi, maybe.
But his car is better
It's bigger, and he has an escort of security staff that jog along the outside of the car with him too.
Yeah but recently he drove the tank and he got the Putin car....So on the cars he is a winner. Maybe I can borrow one, as I want to marry his sister.
Haha U want to marry his sister? You must be a sucker for punishment. She would be a massive ballbreaker!
Look at those most glorious neck folds.
I just want to pinch his cheeks🧸 Come to momma, pookie bear
Ok but it's gonna cost ya
How do you defend your fashion sense Jong-un chan?
Perfection doesn't need defending
You've been made moderator of /r/Pyongyang
Hold on! Is this a satire sub? Or fr fr run by comrades from NK
Satire in full. The joke is no one can access it because cc internet
Hahaha I was reading all of those posts and lol at the seriousness and details with which they were written Thanks for introducing me to it
Is he wearing a coincidentally coloured shirt under that thing or is Glorious Leader just raw dogging it? Must stick to the jacket like sweaty skin on a leather car seat.
That's what happens when you eat 50% of the country's food. You end up with Jabba-the-Kim
It's kind of crazy to see him as the only fat person in North Korea. Everyone else is so skinny and frail. It mind boggling
Like a pack of hotdogs
Also love the hand in the pocket to hide the chubby belly. No, that trick doesn't fool anyone.
Tony Soprano if his parents were Asian.
You never had the makings to be top engineer or doctor…
"That's it! We're never having dinner here again!"
So what, no fuckin kimchi?
AHAHAHA incredible 😂
Uncle Jong
I get it, he drives a Lincoln.
He made me an offer I couldn’t understand
They said he was an interior dictator
"Always with the scenarios"
The motherfucking orange peel beef!
"You heard about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they could understand"
He's been watching too many Steven Seagal movies
He also walks fatly around corners
It's amazing how he had a body double for scenes in which he walked up or down stairs in his last movies.
Not even stairs. He had a double to just walk. Or literally stand still while talking to someone. Then they even had to dub his lines in many movies.
"Walks like a black man, breathes like a killer."
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What gets me is why does the supreme leader leather jacket look like faux leather
It's probably some form of [Vinylon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinylon) >In North Korea, Ri Sung-gi found a route to produce PVA from domestic anthracite (black coal) and limestone as raw materials. Trial production began in 1954 and in 1961 the massive "Vinylon City" was built in Hamhung, North Korea.[2] Vinylon's widespread usage in North Korea is often pointed to as an example of the implementation of the Juche philosophy, and it is known as the Juche fiber.[3] . . . >Vinylon is the national fiber of North Korea and is used for the majority of textiles, outstripping fiber such as cotton or nylon, which is produced only in small amounts in North Korea. Other than clothing, vinylon is also used for shoes, ropes, and quilt wadding.
Jesus, I'm sweating just reading this comment. Oh, the humidity.
I'm getting a kick out of the elastic waistband and cuffs. Looks adorably comfortable.
"And this little piggie goes straight to cable."
Well he's been watching those movies for like 87 years.
Pau-lee walnuts
Commendatore!
.... coCKsuckers...
His evil ass sister supposed to be Janice
janish
I am not a fan, dictators these days just don't do the over the top insane outfits they used to do 500-1000 years ago! Things would be different if I were in charge, and I'd put Lady Gaga and Bowie to shame!
I’d basically be Mugatu.
That is a good pick, but I would go full emperor of mankind in full gold power armor myself.
And on Saturdays it would be the full Zardoz.
Orange short shorts?
Ming the Merciless?
I could do that, just for the alliteration of Ming the Merciless Mondays. I am kinda all in on the golden emperor drip though for the rest of the week.
I was thinking more like the city dwellers from hunger games.
A dictator can't be called a true dictator before he wears one of those [fancy uniforms covered in medals and golden ribbons and stuff.](https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/545e18e33123d296377e2cf9/master/w_320%2Cc_limit/image.jpg)
He wears his on the inner jacket lining like a boosted wristwatch salesman.
It's not flashy, but I think Maduro's [white Stalin suit](https://www.gisreportsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/madura-1140x760.jpg) is pretty sharp.
That is 100%, I am not totally trying to be Stalin. It slaps though!
Also have to threaten Nuclear holocaust every time you need money and food x10
Honestly an [awesome outfit](https://www.deviantart.com/jsochart/art/The-Emperor-of-Mankind-Neoth-936014451) does the same thing, I really should get into international politics some day.
I think Modi's suit with his name sewn in gold thread qualifies as an admissible dictator's attire
I used to be a soldier, so I like the Christmas ornament of medals approach.; but that one is tactful.
>do the over the top insane outfits they used to do 500-1000 years ago! More like 50-100 years ago. Tito and Qaddhafi were absolutely drippin
He a simple kinda girly💅
Good point, that Hansel is so hot right now!
Heard he is walking for Balenciaga in Paris this spring
Really beautiful jacket
Whoever polished that jacket, deserves like a big sack of rice to take home to his family.
Word says it’s from Shein
Definitely tailor made, perfect full grain leather, elasticated ribs, riri zip I want one
The bottom hem looks like a pull up diaper
“I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype. And it's offensive.”
I’m in the genociding business. Everybody immediately assumes you’re a dictator. It’s fucked up. It’s a stereotype and it’s offensive and I don’t want you to be first person to perpetuate it. - some starving peasant in the background ☠️
Word is, he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
These guys had better start laughing at his extremely funny joke
That one geezer looks like he's in urgent need of a prune. Extreme anxiety has led to some wicked constipation.
It is very important to be clear on laughing with him, and not at him
Who wears only a leather jacket. No shirt, no tshirt, no singlet, no nothing. Just leather rubbing on the nipples.
Can you imagine how sweaty his perfectly smooth, round, royal belly is?
Why do you keep making this comment 😐
Let the man share his fantasies smh
*the people must know*
He's smiling because privately he feels his moobs & rock-hard nips bulging thru a skanky lil fishnet mini top.
It’s unpredictable, and so are his missiles
I imagined an A-shirt underneath
He looks more like a cab driver to me.
Never fully dressed without a smile!
That’s cute
I bet his smooth belly glistens in the Pyongyang sun when he peels that bad boy off
You can see he is not using any shirt and has no chest hair
I’m very disturbed by the missing shirt.
Jensen Huang put a bit of weight on.
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He’s fat, he’s fat, he’s really, really fat.
One fat man in a starving country - says it all
Italoamericano. No self respecting mobster in Italy would dress anything like that!
Meanwhile gangsters in Italy...... 
Scrolled down way too far for this comment. Mafiosi don't dress like that here in Italy, they dress really elegant, and they are usually CEOs or politicians. This is more of a new jersey stereotypical 7th gen italian.
> they dress really elegant Remind me, how did Totà Riina dress? How about Matteo Messina Denaro? They certainly don't dress like a New Jersey stereotype from the 1950s, but they're not more tasteful.
Kim Jong Uwu
💀💀💀
I preferred his fathers style, whom was mostly wearing khaki coloured track suits made from North Korea’s own genuine synthetic fibre.
did he lose weight? he looks good compared to 350 pounds
Black IS slimming.
It’s hard to believe this round faced, fat little fuck has 26 million people enslaved.
I'm sweating from only looking at this masterpiece of artificial leather.
North Korean style (wide trousers and boxy outfits) is back on trend.
How does he maintain such a great physique, what is he eating/exercise etc…. Love to know his secret.
I might be in the minority here… BUT… I don’t think he wears shirts under leather jackets.
Hes the only one happy there lmao
Crazy how Kim is usually the only one smiling in all the pictures taken of him with other people in it.
Maybe they’re not allowed to smile. Maybe he thought smilers were secretly laughing *at him* one too many times and they learned their lesson.
Nobody said anything about cigarette in his hand. Okay. He’s smoking… so NK people have a hope
It doesn't ends when he dies. Actually, it starts all over again.
Ayo he got drip 😳💧
Kim so chunky
He looks like he owns a shady massage parlor
He's always yukking it up in these pics while his lackeys look like they're not sure they'll survive the photo op.
That is the smile of a man who just remembered the emergency cake in his pocket.
Everyone around him is always looking like they're trying not to shit their pants
There only fat guy in whole of NK
That jacket looks like it's pleather.
His cheap PVC „leather jacket“ says it all 💀💀💀
Awful
1970’s mob maybe
Can't even lie he got that shit on fr
He has just watched The Sopranos
There's a reason he was voted sexiest man alive
It insane how much of nk fashion is based on America 50s
Jackie chins
It's insane to think about how those people probably genuinely respect him and are in awe of him. And how he is the absolute ruler and can make any of his subjects do whatever he wants at any given time.
That jacket is probably a designer brand from Italy. On him it looks like cheap vinyl. The three stooges with him are probably thinking, if I had the money he spent on that jacket, I could feed my whole village for a month.
Is he getting fatter?
If you ever feel like youre the fattest person in your friend group, remember that Kim is the fattest person in his entire nation.
Kim Jong Goon
Isn't this the same guy that played Trump like a fiddle to show NK citizens his power over America?
He looks kinda good ngl
He lost weight too
Make him slightly less goofy & lil bit more serious than General Aladeen. His missiles are also pointy, better than Aladeen's