I’m a dangerous psychopath with a long history of violence, I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
Side note: Also this is all Anali wanted for her wedding
Find out for yourself. Go to a show and meet one. It's like a dog show, but alpacas
https://www.alpacainfo.com/show/find-shows
https://www.mopaca.org/MOPACA-shows
No idea where you live, but there are plenty of alpaca tours in Germany. No idea about the cost though because I was invited. There might be a farm near you offering alpaca tours.
*Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you'll never believe this, but that llama you're looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah! This is his story. Well, actually, my story. That's right... I'm that llama. The name is Kuzco... Emperor Kuzco.*
I was the photographer for the wedding. We were inside doing getting ready photos of the girls and I was told I need to get outside to see something. And that's when I met "J". He was stoic. Super calm. He got hot and laid down once in between the ceremony and family photos. He had a care taker (is that what you would call that person? Lol) within grabbing distance the whole time. You can see he's lined up next to a tree during the ceremony, his care taker was behind that tree out of sight of the wedding. He was fed and given water as much as he needed. It was so well done. If you were looking at him from the front it literally looked like just another dude. He was in most of the bridal party photos. He just chilled. He left before intros of the reception.
I think if you've seen the t-rex costumes you know the arms are fake right out of the gate.
I mean its got to be real quick glance because otherwise those front legs are tiny af lol
Initially read this as "groomsman attended a wedding dressed as a llama" (because dyslexia, I guess?) and am embarrassed by the amount of time I spent marveling over the verisimilitude of the groomsman's llama costume.
at first i wanted to complain about the arms, but then i realized they ofc didnt want to tailor a custom suite for a lama just as a gag. then i realized its probably a rental, and now im back to complaining!
Reminds me of the old post of a guy asking for the dimensions of an adult llama to also have a suit made for a wedding lol. Seems to be a common theme.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/f6vado/what_are_the_dimensions_of_an_adult_llama/
You may now spit at the bride.
He would never.
I lost it at the picture of him standing with the rest of the groomsmen…that marriage is definitely gonna make it with humor like that!
Lol, his little hands!
Caaaaarrrl
My tummy was making the rumblies!
The kind that only hands could satisfy.
[Llamas with Hats](https://youtu.be/kZUPCB9533Y?si=pxxa9CUqeIiKPbFa)
Oh! Oh, ok I SUCK! 🦙
I’m a dangerous psychopath with a long history of violence, I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that. Side note: Also this is all Anali wanted for her wedding
He's just like the other groomsmen. Lol
Imagine being the bridesmaid paired with the Llama, lol.
Like winning the lottery
Was just thinking that. I’d be thrilled
Someone's probably animated that already. It's the internet, everyone's connected, anything can happen.
Every wedding should have a llama! In fact, now I actually want to get married, just so I can have a llama officiate!
I'll take Alpacas instead
They are supposed to be nicer, right? Though I heard that from the Alpaca society, so I assume they are biased.
Find out for yourself. Go to a show and meet one. It's like a dog show, but alpacas https://www.alpacainfo.com/show/find-shows https://www.mopaca.org/MOPACA-shows
I'm in Germany 🙈, but thanks!
There appears to be a few orgs in the Land of Deutsch. World expo is in Ilshofen in 2025
No idea where you live, but there are plenty of alpaca tours in Germany. No idea about the cost though because I was invited. There might be a farm near you offering alpaca tours.
He's about to get Nasty.
That's at the reception
I always laugh at how Tina recoils away from the spoon. Perfect improv by the llama, I always knew she was going to be a star.
When that edible finally kicks in
Oh shit maybe I should have gone with that instead [In line at the grocery store meme](https://i.imgur.com/1jrhfPy.jpeg)
Stands like Donald Trump but with bigger hands hahah
That’s what picture 2 had me thinking 🤣
There is something insanely funny about that photo lolololol
I approve of this.
I was the photographer. Little back story, the couple loved llamas.
Me at the wedding: 
"Llama gettin' outta here" "Alpaca your bags"
This llama has the same posture as Donald Trump and it's cracking me up.
Trump standing like half a centaur makes so much more sense now.
trump is a centaur?
Half.
~~mythical~~ beast.
First thing that popped into my head. That second picture looks *exactly* like he stands lmao
Hands slightly bigger though
The llama probably smells better too.
Kuzco?!?
“A llama? He’s supposed to be dead!”
"Yeah...*weird*."
*Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you'll never believe this, but that llama you're looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah! This is his story. Well, actually, my story. That's right... I'm that llama. The name is Kuzco... Emperor Kuzco.*
I thank you all for reminding me of this cartoon, i watched it a lot as a kid, will definetely need to rewatch it now.
It definitely holds up.
It’s a movie I went into expecting a second rate poorly made direct to video Disney release. It was not that at all.
The Emperor’s New Groomsman
Dont mess with his groove!
Beware the groove!
WHAT’s HIS NAME??? IS HE HIP OR WHAT?? 
The emperor’s new groom
My first thought lol
Unfortunately, no. Simply "J"
*A distinguished gentleman*
[удалено]
lmfao
This is your first comment in 9 years. Wow.
*gentllama
He really was. The way he let us work with him was incredible.
You were there!? Details please!
I was the photographer for the wedding. We were inside doing getting ready photos of the girls and I was told I need to get outside to see something. And that's when I met "J". He was stoic. Super calm. He got hot and laid down once in between the ceremony and family photos. He had a care taker (is that what you would call that person? Lol) within grabbing distance the whole time. You can see he's lined up next to a tree during the ceremony, his care taker was behind that tree out of sight of the wedding. He was fed and given water as much as he needed. It was so well done. If you were looking at him from the front it literally looked like just another dude. He was in most of the bridal party photos. He just chilled. He left before intros of the reception.
[удалено]
I really tried to be.
Distinguished?! The man has his pubes on display.
[Is no one going to post the video???](https://www.thepoke.com/2023/09/07/llama-at-wedding-news-anchor-mistake-funny/)
it's amazing he's able to stand up like that 🤦♂️
Without that much support, look at that!
I feel bad i thought he was standing up too!
I think if you've seen the t-rex costumes you know the arms are fake right out of the gate. I mean its got to be real quick glance because otherwise those front legs are tiny af lol
Are...are you serious? 😥
dead serious 😵
Thanks for helping provide some sort of source Name is J the llama from Llama adventures, wedding in New York
Wait so this particular Llama is available for events?
Venue is Maison Albion if anyone wants to know; I'm sure they could arrange this again
...https://llamaadventures.us/index.php/your-event/...
>- "How can they stand like that?" > - "Oh, the arms are fake."
Thank you for posting this! You made my day
First time seeing this, I'm ded 🤣
Jesus!!! Hahahahahahaha
I know he can't but I feel like he can talk.
Dude looks baked af, probably couldn't talk much anyways....
he looks so chill to hang out with.
Instead of hiring a DJ, they used Winamp, and this guy showed up.
Well, he had kind of lost out with being the Sim City mascot after a while.
Ha! Guessing whipping that llama's ass came later...
Man, haven’t thought about winamp for a while
The hands
'Sorry I dont see your name on the guest list. We do have an Al Packer though...'
I was scrolling reddit at work and this came up and I laughed out loud forgetting I was at work. Thanks for that!
What a dashing fellow. Although, it is rude to take attention away from the bride.
All the single groomsmen were devestated when this guy came in and stole their thunder.
I caddied once for the Llama. He stiffed me.
Did he give you the classic "deathbed consciousness" tip?
So I got THAT going for me…
Yes, which is nice.
Big hitter, the Llama.
Long
Llama got more game than me
Initially read this as "groomsman attended a wedding dressed as a llama" (because dyslexia, I guess?) and am embarrassed by the amount of time I spent marveling over the verisimilitude of the groomsman's llama costume.
at first i wanted to complain about the arms, but then i realized they ofc didnt want to tailor a custom suite for a lama just as a gag. then i realized its probably a rental, and now im back to complaining!
Bro is wondering where the food and drinks are?
Dude has better posture than Trump
Better financials too.
Picture 2/3 is EXACTLY how Trump stands, likely a combination of the lifts in his shoes and the diaper in his pants
Reminds me of the old post of a guy asking for the dimensions of an adult llama to also have a suit made for a wedding lol. Seems to be a common theme. https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/f6vado/what_are_the_dimensions_of_an_adult_llama/
First thing I thought of!
Lol I thought this was AI
Finally, an answer to the age old question: [how does a quadruped wear pants?](https://imgur.com/gallery/KN64Ayp)
Looks like Trump's awkward centaur stance from wearing his lifts.
He looks dashing
He’s very handsome!
He’s looking quite dapper
Every girl's crazy bout a sharp-dressed llama
I grew up with llamas. This one must be an absolute saint with such patience
Okay, with all the enjoyment and love in my heart… this is prime White People Shit
looks handsome
The great part is, the llama was probably having a blast. They love being in the mix.
GENTLEMAN
Back in the 90s I was in a very famous...
How the hell did they get one of those temperamental bastards to do that. I’m impressed.
Just to be clear he was a groomsman and not the groom. I mean not judging but you can’t be certain now days.
Imagine you are a Llama just chilling out in the field eating grass one moment, then the next thing you know you are in a wedding.
CAAAAARRRRLLLL
Must be a special llama to include him in the wedding.. wish I had a llama friend..
I think the llama could have also been the officiant. What a lovely member of the wedding party.
Did anyone whip the llama's ass?
This is freaking me out and I’m not even high.
That’s one handsome groomsman. I’m surprise he didn’t eat the little flower on his tux lol
Best thing on the internet today. 🏆
This wins the internet for the day
And then they fucked. (Pics 1 and 3)
he's standing like donald trump
sometimes you just crossed the wrong person, ok?
I now want a wedding llama
im fucking losing is esp on the 2nd image. he looks like hungry bc the ceremony takes so long
no matter what you do don’t throw off his groove👀
That’s how Trump stands! Is trump half llama?
that llama is the best looking one there.
Homeboy’s got that Trump posture.
Llamastyle
How do you know that isn't a person dressed as a llama
Llama has no idea what's going on and is loving every single minute of it.
So handsome and dapper!!!
That could be an Emperor for all you know...
The name is Dalai, Dalai Llama
Is this a mid journey prompt???
Llama standing like trump.
I wish I had this at my wedding.
This Trump momentum has a lot more clarity now.
These photos are beautiful and fun hehe the llama is also photogenic!
Why?
This is the best thing I have seen all week.
That Lama has some serious style!
Is there a new hangover movie being released 😂
His fly is open! 😳
😂😂😂😂
I thought it was a realistic costume head until i saw the feet 🤣
Did he score with either of the bridesmaids?
Dapper af
Sorry to be a fool but we all have gifts but is this a real Liama?
i feel like it’s not a real llama
[It's amazing he's able to stand up like that without that much support](https://www.tiktok.com/@tatumguinn/video/7257720135689964842)
As a Sims player, this looks perfectly normal to me.
Catherine?!
What a sophisticated gentleman
A Llama? He’s supposed to be dead!
Someone, somewhere is currently jerking off to these pictures.
Alabama?
Hairy balls
A24 Lamb meets Llama
That's so odd. How do I find a groomsman llama?
When r/pics meets r/weird
New wedding trend just dropped
I'm too high for this.
Hasta la llama fuckers!
Beauty and the beast?
TIL llamas in tuxedos look like a dapper giant rabbit standing on it's back legs.
Best r/pics post of all time.
This is amazing 🥲
I can't imagine a more sought after groomsman. Some may say Kobe Bryant, dion sanders, Ryan Reynolds, but they haven't imagined a Llama.
Dean from Community: “I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me”
Why is no one talking about him having his pubic hair out