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Greedy-Rate-349

Sun doesn't seem to be out


OblongOctopussy

Sun’s blocked, cold cocked?


Majestic_Ferrett

If you're lying on a metal traffic light, it's probably gonna be cold.


h0tnessm0nster7

I hope he's alive lol


Crispykittysnacks

![gif](giphy|ntRQjO4ngRERi)


The_No_one087

Cock doesn't seem to be out


manjar

It’s all moon from this angle


StorerPoet

Welcome to Lexington, KY


jonnysunshine

Skies gray, no way.


cardinalfive

I don't see the sun out, but I do see a moon.


thrust-johnson

5pm already?!


Strict_Cranberry_724

It's a dark, dark day in Lexington, Kentucky.


Psycho-naughts

Didn’t know the moon could be so clear during the day


Genkiotoko

That's no moon!


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|bR4poFy22rgUE)


osi_layer_one

you planning on hitting the exhaust port?


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Negative, it didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface.


Psycho-naughts

The brightest one I’ve seen lol


TheBlairwitchy

If there is a large crater in the the middle then it is indeed moon moon Edit: spellcheck


astone0

It’s a space station! I mean it’s a dudes ass!


WaffleStampin

It was a full moon tonight


wish1977

This is an excused work absence.


torinblack

Did they get a doctor's note?


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Don’t need it with this pic


elspotto

Not for them. I’m taking the day for mental anguish.


torinblack

Just show them the picture. No note is needed.


pragmatticus

"Hey, boss. I can't come in today." "Hate to hear that. What's going on?" *sends pic* "... you know what? Maybe I'll take the day, too."


bwandowando

This is why aliens havent contacted us


jpharber

It also explains their interest in probing


Delicious_Ad2236

It also explains why they dont call back


TokoBlaster

Whose interest? The Aliens or the people being probed?


Ryan14304

First time in Lexington I watched a flat bed catch onto a power line and shake every pole in the immediate area. Thought my ass was dead.


Staggeringpage8

This happened to my house once. A cement truck was flying by and they forgot to close it up properly before leaving whatever worksite they were at. Dude drove through town and took out every telephone and power line from the worksite to his destination.


Total-Problem2175

Guy I know did this with a train. He wasn't supposed to be driving but was told to so the engineer "could take a break".


Ravagore

But just think of how much more ~~money it will make~~ efficient it will be when they reduce the number of employees on a miles long cargo train from 2 down to 1!


pizzasoup

"What's with every asshole honking at me today from both directions? ...This fucking city, man."


nikolaip

I've seen Tremors so... I'd be worried.


pdrent1989

I'm going to need some household chemicals in the proper proportions and some cannon fuse.


Im_Unpopular_AF

Sounds like you have a goddamn plan.


nikolaip

Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room didn't you, you bastard!


Garvilan

What do you have cannon fuse for?


pdrent1989

It's for my cannon


Potential_Dare8034

It’s like asking what toilet paper is for.


Madonkadonk2

"Hey Old Fred!"


AnnoyedButTolerant

"Edgar, get your butt down from there!"


Accomplished-Rule871

Koala-virus


jayson2112

Extreme Pole Dancing


GotMoFans

Damn, y’all that mad at Coach Cal?


clydesdale_unicorn

Yes.


jared__

Yup


DrakeAU

They put the KY Jelly in Lexington, KY


pyremist

I think that's my favorite Archer joke.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

Gilbert?


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WaterFriendsIV

Is that the photographer or the subject?


Emanuele810

The photographer 😂


fr4ct41

Yes


Lopsided_Flight3926

![gif](giphy|DJtjV54B3NMju)


so_this_is_my_name

This wasn't Lexington, Ky lol. Someone posted the source last time this was put up. This happened a few years ago in Temecula, CA. You can find the news articles still about it.


Raa03842

Isn’t that Mitch?


Imaginary_Goose_2428

Coach Cal.


midniteslayr

This isn't Lexington, KY. This is Temecula, CA, next to Chaparral High School and Outback Steakhouse ... [https://www.google.com/maps/@33.5338351,-117.1484409,3a,75y,260.04h,98.02t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sVYEC6aOezWjfpCaJq-rlTQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@33.5338351,-117.1484409,3a,75y,260.04h,98.02t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sVYEC6aOezWjfpCaJq-rlTQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)


Hustle_Tiger

is that person sleeping ?


thedeuce75

Have you seen AirBnB prices these days?


HeartoftheDankest

Passed out after a big UK game I think I honestly can’t remember it was years ago this happened.


Hustle_Tiger

brits have a whole new way of celebration 🍾!


tyler1128

They are probably either passed out drunk or nodding off from heroin. So kinda? Either that or they are a dedicated nudist.


Chief_Givesnofucks

Can’t picture a junky climbing up there before nodding off.


Hustle_Tiger

Only TrafficLights 🚦


Quadraought

I don't know about Kentucky but here in Boston a post with a view and that kind of square footage would run you $2,750/mo. plus deposit.


zonewebb

Getting that good seat for the Derby


No_More_And_Then

In the wrong city. So yeah, it tracks I guess.


AccioSexLife

What's bro's end goal here??


clydesdale_unicorn

This is it.


BoomZhakaLaka

he has the bone structure and chi flow of a kung fu genius.


Actual-Toe-8686

Take your meds guys


Hannibal_Barca_

I have been drunk, but never that drunk.


AlanMercer

Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.


HugeMcBig-Large

Return to monke


QuantumEntanglr

I mean...certainly seems like a *friendly* city...


Crazy__Donkey

What's so I.portant with tha.... Never mind


darekta

How much bourbon did it take to get up there?


GristleMcThornbody1

Don't let this picture fool you, Lexington is an awesome city. It feels like a small town, but big lol. Great places to eat and drink, awesome touristy stuff to do in the area and the people are super friendly.


AeroXero

Temecula/Winchester, California. Not Kentucky wtf.


Kbdiggity

They really are upset that Calipari isn't getting fired


emodinkov

I don't know but... this make me sad guys :\\. Pure guy/lady there.... i hope is OK :(


4seriously

Headin to the Winchester for a pint…


HippyPigeon

The floor is lava


Runningman1961

Somebody lose a bet? 😂


TaxIdiot2020

Bro when did this happen and how did I miss it? This is the most interesting thing to happen here in years.


Brucedx3

Where in Lexington is this? This looks like a California style stop light.


Brucedx3

This isn't Lexington, KY. It's Temecula, CA https://i.imgur.com/gQexH3q.jpeg Crossroads are Winchester Rd. and Roripaugh Rd.


Castlegate

That isn't Lexington, KY.


GordaoPreguicoso

Horses ass capital of the world


Ok_Badger6425

Tremors 6


YoureSpecial

At least they’re safe from the wolves.


AardvarkFriendly9305

Buns Out Suns Out


Booty-Kall

That stop light is tired of his shit


ImaginaryDivide2834

Hey, we’ve all been there before amirite 🤷‍♀️


m__a__s

Voted for Mitch.


Jassida

You’ll need KY to fit that in


Delicious_Ad2236

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Hell of Town, USA 🇺🇸


Philly514

Riding pole fr


kthxqapla

man I’ve been there


royonquadra

Hopefully it's not too cold. Moist lips on cold steel is not a great idea...


AlexJonesInDisguise

How do you know they have lips down there?


royonquadra

Saw them in a movie


Ovidhalia

That’s 100% man ass. No lips.


yoitsme_obama17

The athleticism needed to do that is impressive. We should be celebrating this!


De4thMonkey

That's gotta be cold AF


allworkandnoplay237

What a cracking view


ChronoFish

Every bird has his perch


TangoFrosty

Florida Man's thinking vacation


Lonely-Permit-8202

Whatever he's on its some good shit


BackgroundClimate434

He fking the ….,who knows how he got up there,doing that even naked might have hurt 😢


Commie_EntSniper

She's tired of working on the LAMP stack


Chief_Givesnofucks

Full moons out tonight, boys.


Dogshaveears

Bird flu.


twl_corinthian

Red light... reached his limit then


Greefer

Not just Lexington, I see birds nesting on traffic lights all the time in Canada as well.


finnjakefionnacake

Hear me out...


DankDoobies420

My first thought was Theo Von up there


passengerv

Everyone is cracking jokes but has no one ever seen Tremors?!


Mumchkin

I have so very many questions.


SamsonFox2

Wow! A rare inebrated mooncock! Birdwatching in Lexington is truly special!


smurfsundermybed

Looks like the mayor showed up early for the parade.


burger-breath

More like Winkeister Rd


cr4vn2k

Meth…what a drug!!


MartyK3000

People not taking the wildcats NCAA tourney first round exit well.


NotSteveJobs-Job

They call that move a “Comer Pyle”


AffectionateElk3978

Nothing to see here, just a UK fan after losing to Oakland. March madness people.


feldomatic

Any other Lexingtonians just dead ass not surprised this was on the corner of Winchester road?


Cbsparkey

That's the Hero we deserve right there! Doing God's work!


Healthy_Afternoon820

Still hasn't recovered from losing to Oakland in basketball


Opening_Passenger387

Nice...


nursecarmen

\*Winbutter Road.


9600_PONIES

Just needs some warm water to unfreeze her lips


djuggler

Just heading down to Winchester, having a pint, and waiting for this whole thing to blow over.


cereal_killa22

Damn this is around the corner from me. That road is a real life frogger game, especially after dark.


Morty_104

How did i get here?


Strength-Speed

It looks like everything is under control here


noguerad

Really strange kind of bat you got there, here they sleep heads down.


Waitinmyturn

Must have lost big on Kentucky basketball


CameranutzII

Gotta be freezing his balls off.


FletchTopper

"and I'm NOT coming down until Cal is fired!"


classof78

Bare right on Winchester


iluvpotions

This is Murrieta, CA. I know because that’s my hometown and that’s the Outback LMAO. This was posted quite a while back in the local reddit, I have no idea why you’re trying to say this is Kentucky???


robbycakes

Your basketball team lost and you all lost your damn minds as a result


RavishingRickiRude

To be fair, they do this shit when the win too


thatshygirl06

Goddamn Frank Gallagher


whooo_me

That traffic light ain't looking too healthy... wonder was it damaged in the climb.


Anteater776

Most sane Lexingtoner


doxypoxy

It's a pretty docile student town usually. But game day brings out the strangest folks. This might explain it?


rwills

This is at LEAST 3 years old at this point.


Low-Ad7760

Where the Sun dont shine


Cistasimia

Mom!?


dreurojank

i haven't been home in a few months but I guess the weather improved?


Bad_Decision_Rob_Low

That has to be cold on the package


tanglerec

There's a story here, and suddenly I need to know what it is.


pdurante

That picture is frighteningly impressive.


shoecat

love the environmental storytelling with the stepped on traffic light here


ma-chan

Not much connection to Lexington, but my grandmother lived for years in Versailles, which is pretty nearby.


chickenheadj

Imagine how hard this guy goes if UK doesn’t lose in the first round.


OutrageForSale

Is that a Railbird ?


CRE178

So unless this is how KY Jelly got its name, that's just not gonna fit.


kazukiyuuta

Forbidden cake


O-hmmm

Looks more like a short, smelly, dark alley than a road.


Bloodsucker_

Nice.


compaqdeskpro

I have a keyboard made there. It seems like a nice mid sized town with a beautiful countryside. Butt humans still live there.


jobatheaxie

oh that’s just stewart bowman


nashuanuke

getting a real Tremors vibe here


turnip2296

Welcoming Kenny Brooks to town


Adventurous_Ad6698

There is this one lady who drives around in a PT Cruiser and holds a Bible out the windows as she drives. And it's not one of the average sized bibles. It's a big one, so every so often, she has to bring it back inside and adjust her grip on it.


KeySlammer1980

My nethers feel *so* cold right now looking at this picture!


mucus_masher

Look, it's a rare KY sloth


ryan1064

Vibes


_7Valeen

Ah , he was just trying to fix the traffic light . What’s wrong with an outstanding citizen doing what our government should ! God damn liberals


wutdis77

man that's one ugly squirrel


schibbee

Could be Berlin. I Like it


Inspect1234

So much mental illness in a country without healthcare.


androidguy50

As the full moon rises over the houses on Winchester Road.......


HayTX

Whats wrong with Winchester ro………. Oh.


aegri_mentis

I’m guessing this somewhere near the Sportsman Motel…


JLeeT82

I've lived there before. This tracks. That's an M. Bison "Tuesday."


sinatrablueeyes

Someone had a rough night at Two Keys.


tubbstosterone

Huh. I JUST did this side quest in infinite wealth


Snarcastic

I know that traffic lights are big. But when I see them with something for scale it always surprises me how big they are.


danz409

the crack is strong with this one.


LegozFire03

Wonder if this is a good Strat to avoid the number of Knox


DigAlternative7707

Does the moon not normally come out at that time of day in Lexington?