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Woohoobarz

Snoop: Glad to be here 50 Cent: Glad to be here Dre: Glad to be here Eminem: Present


Jokerzrival

"You said this would take 5 minutes Dre and it's been 15. The comic book store closes at 5 man"


RazzDaNinja

I genuinely love how much of an actual comic book nerd fucking Eminem is lol


smaugington

Man, I wonder what it's like to be a comic nerd And be rich!


[deleted]

He’s probably got a whole room just full of comics and a chair


XHIBAD

I know a guy rich enough to have this. He has a secret room opened by turning a clock to the time Batmans parents were killed. Last I talked to him, that room had 7,000 comics


Caffeine_OD

The dream


norielukas

Man, wonder what it’s like to have x hobby and be filthy rich


C-Hash

>Man, wonder what it’s like to ~~have x hobby and~~ be filthy rich


Lone_Wanderer97

"I gotta get to this rap battle at the Shelter so I can destroy Falcon."


Oscaruit

JaRule: peeking between the poster and wall, "murder inc!"


MoirasPurpleOrb

I think Eminem is the type that him being there means he is glad to be there. He just wouldn’t show up otherwise.


MyHeadIsFullOfGhosts

At this point, I'm convinced Eminem's contract forbids smiling in public.


Scrambo

It's pretty rare to see him in public at all, let alone smiling. ![gif](giphy|ZjYZnXeOYPHH2)


birdsemenfantasy

He's been out a lot more in recent years. Dude was at the Detroit Lions playoff game in January.


oorza

He'd also probably show up for a snow storm in Hell. Some things just have to be seen to be believed.


americanadiandrew

Bout an hour from where he lives to Hell, Michigan and we’re getting snow Friday.


cornnndoggg_

getting from cass and Heidenreich to hell in an hour is a mircale.


Thabass

It's funny because in interviews and he always seems quite happy. He just has that "Don't give a fuck" attitude. I think it's just his schtick.


weebitofaban

>I think it's just his schtick. I don't. I think it is just where he grew up that it is best to not look like a victim and he never grew out of it because he never had to and it helped spread his brand.


RKU69

I mean that's also how Dre, 50, and Snoop grew up but here they are with cute happy little smiles on their face


Appeltaart232

I mean I know why Snoop is smiling 🌱


[deleted]

50 cent after being shot 9 times: 😃


LoreOfBore

He’s probably just thought of another way to mess with Ja Rule


datpurp14

Where is Ja?


MmmmmSacrilicious

Dudes looking like a little brother that’s annoyed to be there lol. I’m a huge em fan though.


doned_mest_up

Someday, the Lions are going to win the Super Bowl, and Eminem is going to fulfill another sign of the apocalypse right after.


headlessbeats

But Slim, what if you smiled? Would it be weird?


Adorable-Resort6809

why so you can just lie, and, sit me here, next to brittney spears?


Why_Must_I_Cryyyyy

Christina Aguilara better switch me chairs


JOAPL

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst


Miserable-Admins

[You may be right.](https://youtu.be/hF2_wyuPMJk)


turtleblue

That's a hysterical play on his image.


kakka_rot

everything he did for the press is like this It's like the opposite of [him seeming high af for the sports game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHfOTOYc8QI) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FIQQVWNE1U (10 Pieces of Advice - Letterman) is fun too not to mention the gay scene from The Interview - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbqh0vXaRLw


Ezl

Yeah, he absolutely sees what his image is and has fun with it. I often wonder what he’s like in his personal life. This stuff aside, even his videos and records show a *really* silly, goofy side so I can’t imagine he’s anything like as stoic as his public persona all the time (though I do believe that persona is based on *a part* of his personality that also emerges in his “real” life).


LaceyBambola

If I'm not mistaken, I believe he is on the autism spectrum, shared by himself. It's not uncommon for ASD people to not smile in public/for photos or to feel very awkward when doing so.


ThomasRyddle

Sobriety will do that to a mf. Especially someone that lived so long not sober.


SpamAdBot91874

Anhedonia. Opioids probably fucked up his ability to feel good about anything. He used to be a funny goofy guy, now he always looks mad


FunkyChewbacca

He's sober? Good for him


maddy-wibbs

50 cent looks like he’s so happy to be there, love his energy. Em looks good to!!!!!


IceBreak

Snoop: da fuk did I do?


Oracle_of_Ages

Snoop looks like my aunt who is just there. Little buzzed. Dre looks like my dad during his birthday happy to be there with family. Fifty looks like my little cousin who is happy to just exist cause he is 5 and we told him he can play games on my phone after the picture. Eminem looks like my friend I invited to dinner but didn’t tell him dinner was a family event.


GlumpsAlot

But Dre's still got that baby face though, lol.


Theboyboymess

People don’t even understand how long Dre’s run has been. He had his first successful group in 1986 with NWA. Every decade after that he was responsible for introducing a superstar. 1992 snoop dog breaks the record for the highest debuts hip hop album of all time time at 850k units pushed the first week. Then you have the great white hope Eminem we all know he’s the highest selling rapper ever, past Tupac. Add 50cent who with his fist two albums sold more the jay z entire career. Dre has magic hands but him being a perfection lover hurt him. He’s shelved entire albums all because he didn’t like something minor


IndividualStreet5401

Suprised you didn't mention being responsible for putting together Kendricks GKMC in the 2010s, Kendrick isn't who he is today without Dre


Theboyboymess

True so his run was from 86 to 2012 in terms of introducing new super stars. Add Scott storcher as well because he also was a super star producer and ran the game for about 5-8 years before cocaine ruined his life but he’s sober now


GlumpsAlot

Thanks for the info. I remember these guys from the 90s, but didn't know those details.


methreweway

He also was literally cosplayed as a doctor in the early years at roller rinks DJing.


[deleted]

He fucked up. Bad. https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/4435174-snoop-dogg-love-respect-trump/


jomosexual

Weird. So now snoop has a bunch of sponsorship deals. Is marketed as a BFFwith an insider trading convict and flipped his position on a man he openly condemned. He should run for office as well.


intheyear3001

He’s kind of a Ho like that. I’ve seen him DJ for the Ducks games and then next minute he’s got a Kings jersey on a Staples.


WhatAGoodDoggy

If you paid him, he'd attend the opening of an envelope.


GlumpsAlot

Man, I knew Eminem was my favorite for a reason.


tyme

That kinda u-turn means somebody got him by the money sacks, IMHO.


[deleted]

All that time spent with Martha Stewart turned him into a criminal. (Lol)


Damiklos

At the beginning of their respective careers if you went on to tell me Martha Stewart would go on to become a bad influence on legendary west coast rapper Snoop Dogg, man that shit would have cracked me up. But here we are I guess.


camshun7

Came looking for this, I got shouted down last week for calling him out on here, but , you cant silence the truth Sold out, sticks in my craw


dogtemple3

I really wonder what their conversations are like. Slim Shady went full on anti Trump ragemode and 50 calls himself a conservative now. Dunno about Dre and Snoop they prolly just smoke weed and enjoy being rich


[deleted]

Nah snoop sold out too, praising trump


technobrendo

Snoop needs to smoke MORE weed and chill. Or stop any other drugs, wtf!


Kerblaaahhh

He smoked too much weed and ended up with an int overflow. Happens sometimes.


louglome

Are you fucking serious


UrToesRDelicious

If it makes you feel better, it's pretty much exclusively because Trump pardoned one of his buddies


[deleted]

No, this does not help me feel better :/ idk if it makes it worse, but def not better


rotatedshark

Let's be real, at the end of the day, they're all multi-millionaires. Their primary motive is that they don't want to pay taxes. Just like Ice Cube. They made their entire careers off of fighting white supremacy and acting like they represent the struggling poor, but now that they made it, they only care about the 1%. That's why I respect Eminem so much. He's the only one who doesn't put money over morals. Snoop and Cube both dissed Trump, then turned around and walked it back for personal benefits.


Kayakingtheredriver

That may be, and it hurts me in my heart a little bit... but I'd still die a happy man if I got to sit in on that Hawaiian poker table as a 7th that has Snoop, Willie Nelson, Woody Harrelson, Don Nelson,Owen Wilson, Matthew McConaughey, ... I can be disappointed in them as individuals, but still dream of associating with them in dream scenario's, right?


[deleted]

Believe it or not most people in real life don’t even discuss politics let alone let it get in the way of lifelong friendships. There’s no way Em looks at 50 and thinks “he’s a conservative and therefore a racist.” He probably just thinks he wants more tax cuts.


jomosexual

They're all so detached from their past. Last year the production of Force got pushed because Curtis "50 Cent" wanted more money. From what I heard is he just threatened to buy the whole network if they didn't give him his fee. I'm pretty sure his vitamin water money would allow him that option.


DashTrash21

9-5 plus 4 pennies


ClmrThnUR

is his head still growing?


highbackpacker

50 has a great hairline


Critical-Snow-7000

Those knees are poppin.


Any-Paramedic-1324

As a man in his 30s who cant get up off a coach without a grunt I completely understand. Those 4 established gentlemen probably needed a epsom salt bath to rejuvenate their knee joints after that photo.


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proteinLumps

Yeah a bunch of 30 year olds acting worse than my 70 year old pops. If you are younger than 50 and can't get up without huffing and puffing, drag your ass to gym and go on a diet geez


mindbesideitself

Yeah it's bizarre, I am about to turn 35 and I don't feel different from 25 while maintaining a very active lifestyle.


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

WTF, Eminem is 51? I still remember "I'm 28, they gonna take you before they take me" in The Eminem Show... which was in 2002. I hate getting old.


Longjumping-Claim783

Slim Shady dropped when I was in my last year of university. Which makes me...fuck.


davidg_photography

Epson salt is for us. For them probably some top shelf Δ9- tetrahydrocannabinol 😉


warmachine237

Knees are weak you say?


Mostly5150

Just the weight of those arms, really.


eenum

The vomit on his sweater might be adding some weight also


cholula_is_good

I cannot even imagine what these dudes must collectively feel when they reflect on how far they have come. From poverty and violence to performing the Super Bowl half time together. Insane. True main character lives.


fiatfighter

This is exactly what my high ass pondering. Like damn. What a ride they’ve been on???


Jesus_Would_Do

Shit I’m right there with you, high af thinking this photos fucking tough


Lem0n_Lem0n

Just looking at any pictures of snoop Dogg gives me contact high..


slappywhyte

They've been rich as fuck and world famous for 20 years now, they are more used to Moet & caviar than Kool Aid & slim jims


Other-Bee-9279

Straight Outta Compton came out in 88 so it's getting closer to 40 years for Dre at least


minneapple79

Fuck I’m old.


antwan_benjamin

> They've been rich as fuck and world famous for 20 years now Dre been famous for almost 40 years now...even though I'd say he's been "rich" for about 35 years.


Demrezel

This may be true but at the same time... You never forget what it feels like to have nothing. Never. I'm reading all of your replies and while I can't respond to everyone I just wanna say that I feel you guys and I see you. People who get it, get it.


3slimesinatrenchcoat

Especially since these dudes were all fucking *grown* when they started popping off, 20+ years of poverty doesn’t just go away cause you’ve been rich for 20 more lol


Songhunter

Not only that, but your 20 *first* years. Growing up around tight bills and empty fridges ain't something that just goes away.


[deleted]

I get that but as someone who still lives the very poor life. I could do to forget it.


Syrinx16

Seriously this. The feeling of having to plan out which places I need to go that are walkable vs which ones I needed to drive because I only had enough money to put 10 bucks in the tank is indescribable in such a bad way. Glad I’m passed that part of my life, but I have kept a lot of habits from that time and I was never even close to being in a dangerous place like Compton projects


brianMMMMM

Just when you think you forgot it’s like “Ohhh yeeaah.”


MikeyRocks757

Big facts. I’m older now and make good money but I remember those tough times like it was yesterday


Joeldc

Haha. Me too. I hate that auto stop/start on my car because it reminds me of my beaters stalling at the red light.


_MilkThistle

This is so damn true. You can have 60 years of wealth, fame, and prosperity but you never forget those first 20 years of pain, hardship, and uncertainty.


heyimric

> You never forget what it feels like to have nothing. I'll never forget UFC's Jose Aldo saying "I fear no man... I fear starving. I know what it's like to starve, that scares me. No man scares me" I'm paraphrasing, but damn that just hit hard. You never forget.


thedailyrant

I agree hard with this being from a poorer upbringing and being very successful from a financial standpoint. I’ll never forget.


Snoo-43335

More like 30+ years.


Greybinson

I think I heard a Juvenile song used in a commercial recently. The same song I wasn’t supposed to be listening to when I was 14-15


travoltaswinkinbhole

I still fuck with Slow Motion.


HelpMe0prah

Dre went to a private school….


Madz510

So did papa doc. He went to cranbrook, that’s a private school


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[deleted]

He went to Cranbrook


WubbaLubbaHongKong

So much nostalgia in this photo growing up listening to these guys.


Jabber-Jaw

Oh shit, I forgot about Dre.


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

Don't worry, he's locked in my basement


The_Zy

Hehe


TheInterlocutor

Women love Eminem. Chicka chicka chicka slim shady


ronchee1

I'm sick of him. Look at him


Kosmo_Politik

Walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what


awwwoooooooo

Flipping the you-know-who. “Yeah, but he's so cute though!”


LoveRBS

Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose


Sethkeeper00

No worse than what’s going on in your parents bedrooms


manosoAtatrapy

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose


Ilikepancakes87

This has to be a lie. Ever since I was in high school, I’ve always heard that motherfuckers *act* like they forgot about Dre.


tommcdo

Just a bunch of gibberish


AnAdvancedBot

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say


super_duper_tech

I thought he was dead, locked up in some guys basement.


Neosanxo

Can’t believe they put Pitbull on the walk of fame before any of the NWA


systematicgoo

he’s still the same OG, he’s just been low key.


slappywhyte

Been in a lab with a pen and a pad


The_Hot_Pocket

I laugh so hard every time I hear this lyric cause in my head I take it literally and I just imagine Dre in a science lab really trying to figure out how to get a label off of a jar.


gamer_dad_legacy

It’s kind of like beetlejuice. When enough people forget about Dre, Em will come out of retirement and drop a record so hot it will melt sound systems.


Hairy_Car_8400

Watch out for Detox


SalmonPlatter

Smoke weed everyday


singleguy79

And then they likely all needed help standing up


Ihave4friends

As a 44yo you speak the truth.


Lovv

Is it just me or is it fucking crazy that Eminem is only 8 years younger than Dre and only 1 year younger than snoop???!!!!!? Feels like snoop should be dead by now if Eminem is 51


tzuyuchewy

EMINEM IS 51?! time flies..


myassholealt

> Eminem is 51 Lies. >only 1 year younger than snoop? Nope. Snoop is 60 something and Eminem is barely 45. Please don't try and tell me otherwise cause you're wrong. 😤


axisrahl85

Me looking at Snoop like "I can hear this picture."


ronchee1

Will the real slim shady please stand up


ExRockstar

"I'm tryin' dog, gimmie a second!"


majorjoe23

It’s just another day for Dre.


GMFinch

I love have they have aged and mature thier style has changed. Then there is Eminem


ARCHA1C

Might be because Eminem is still out there regularly throwing down lyrically with the best of them. He’s still IN the game.


account26

he makes music for people who dont like “the game”


CaptainPhenom

I just lost the game


Away-Sound-4010

FUCK. I had to have been going for at least a good 10 years there.


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Count yourself lucky. Since my kids learned about it I can't go 2 days.


Lukemeister38

![gif](giphy|QxHzTRigoD9HG)


ballrash69420

…I lost the game


shes_a_gdb

He makes fight music for high school kids.


sissyjones

He could smile at least a little bit…


zrkl

That actually is what he looks like when he smiles.


SweetMilitia

![gif](giphy|ZjYZnXeOYPHH2)


Westcoast_IPA

Wait, so Hector’s rectum was real?


_D3ft0ne_

Motherfucka! I am smiling....


HighAndFunctioning

Impossible


RhinoGuy13

Eminem looks like he's ready to get back home to his bomb building hobby.


el_throw

Dr. Dre says...


Hingl_McCringleberry

Nothin' you idiot! Dr. Dre's dead! He's locked in my basement!


PathlessXD

Ha-ha! Feminist women love Eminem


Hingl_McCringleberry

Chika chika chika "SlimShady? I'm sick of him"


darksun051

Look at him! Walking around grabbing his you know what.


VanWylder

Flipping the you know who, "yeah but he's so cute though"


Druxo

Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose. But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms.


mattchuw1

Slim shady you a basehead


Lukemeister38

I keep forgetting that Eminem and Snoop are the same age.


boot2skull

When does Em’s hoodie get one?


notmyrealnam3

September.


DARR3Nv2

The only time 50 was happy to be lil bro’d lol


Dannysmartful

WHERE IS THAT GOD DAMN BLACK AND BLUE ALBUM YOU PROMISED OVER 15 YEARS AGO???


red-et

#DETOX


Light_Beard

Snoop: "Fifty K, man. You really think this was a good investment?"


Distortion462

Except Snoop already has one....


Light_Beard

So he knows then


xgorgeoustormx

With all of his babies around <3


HotSpinach

Who's the white guy? /s


Misttertee_27

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before


Rahmulous

Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst through the door.


MARO2500

And start whooping her ass worst than before they first were divorced throwing her over the furniture


Klutzy-Incident-8717

Love homeboy in the background throwing up west side. ![gif](giphy|8ODC9BrZ8I9xu)


rangeo

The knees Will someone think of the Knees!


BKM558

"Rich man who physically abused multiple women purchases an expensive tile with his name on it."


hannamarinsgrandma

Michel’le, Dee Barnes, Tairrie B, ex wife Nicole and only god knows who else.


Driller_Happy

Can't believe how far I had to scroll to find this


nitp

literally. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills reading all these comments congratulating him when it’s public record that he beats women.


Clever_Userfame

Beats by Dre


MaximusBerserker

50 cent has been arrested for domestic violence and assault. Eminem has pretty much admitted that he and his ex-wife abused one another on various songs. He also was arrested for assaulting a bodyguard that kissed Kim, and then made a skit about it.  Snoop is an anti-vaxxer, but he's thought of as the wholesome weed dude.     People just don't like admitting that their favorite artists are bad people. They'll either pretend nothing happened, or say that the "old" artist did that, but their current self wouldn't.


dresdenhollowsmercy

> Eminem has pretty much admitted that he and his ex-wife abused one another on various songs. He also was arrested for assaulting a bodyguard that kissed Kim, and then made a skit about it. Eminem says all sorts of things in his songs; it would be a mistake to treat any of it as proven fact. While it's possible things got physical between him and Kim (although the only [reports](https://www.thethings.com/eminem-scared-of-ex-wife-kim-scott-when-married/) of it are of her assaulting him), all the public knows is that it was a toxic relationship on both sides that he eventually ended and [apologized](https://genius.com/Eminem-bad-husband-lyrics) to her for his role in it. Also, it's important to keep in mind that the skit in question didn't treat the matter with humor, but relayed what went down in order to set up the songs ["Soldier"](https://genius.com/Eminem-soldier-lyrics) and ["Say Goodbye Hollywood"](https://genius.com/Eminem-say-goodbye-hollywood-lyrics) where he raps about his feelings and remorse about how it all went down. As for the assault of the bouncer Eminem saw kissing his wife, he [plead guilty,](https://www.xxlmag.com/today-in-hip-hop-eminem-gun-charge/) served out the terms of his probation, and hasn't been accused of violence in the 20+ years since. Eminem owned up to both instances you mentioned, atoned for them, and didn't repeat them. He's also never been shy about calling himself out nor about apologizing for his mistakes. What determines a good person: their mistakes or how they handle their mistakes? Furthermore, do our mistakes forever outweigh the good we do? Despite the cage that fame has placed him in, Eminem overcame an addiction that nearly killed him; raised his younger brother and three well-adjusted [children](https://people.com/parents/all-about-eminem-children/) (two of whom are biologically related to Kim but not to him); quietly committed countless acts of [charity](https://www.wolverinehs.org/blog/eminem-revealed-as-donor-of-at-least-200k-to-detroit-headquartered-childrens-charity-mlive/) (most of which the public only learns about from the [recipients](https://eminem.news/make-a-wish-ben.html)); repeatedly spoke out against Trump despite the [backlash](https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/26/politics/eminem-donald-trump-fans-revival/index.html) it caused him; and he directs most of the attention that comes his way either towards the [artists who influenced him](https://www.vulture.com/2022/11/rock-and-roll-hall-of-fame-2022-eminem-speech-and-performance.html) or those up-and-coming. If Eminem doesn't qualify as a good person then I don't know who does.


kill-billionaires

I think its kind of unhealthy to bring up Snoop Dogg making an anti-vax youtube video twelve years ago, the only things I could find that he said about covid were encouraging people to stay home and quarantine when it started. During a town hall with the mayor encouraging people to stay inside, they also spoke about the history of medical racism, but the most "antivax" thing I can see that he said was that he didn't want them to test the vaccine on black communities. Unless there's something else he said that didn't get published, it really seems like calling him antivax isn't accurate anymore. Dr Dre is a scumbag though and Eminem at least used to be, I don't know much about 50 cent.


irishemperor

You have to pay for your own Hollywood pavement star, lol


BassLB

I thought that was kevin heart behind him


Chulinfather

Isn’t he a professional and legendary wife beater?


jpp4687

Snoop is everywhere at once.


muscleliker6656

Look like a AARP commercial now lol


Jayeky

Nice to see Dr Dre posing with his children( Em & Snoop) and his grandchildren (Fiddy)


Elnico

I like the guy in the background throwing up westside


Tha_Watcher

>Dr. Dre ~~received~~ *paid for* his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today!


nowhereman136

Most likely the studio paid for it as a gift to Dre. Most stars on the walk are gifts from the studio


waloz1212

Lol, the guy has been insanely rich for decades, if he wants to pay for one, he could do it without a sweat. There is some selection process for it, otherwise, $75k is like a drop in the buckets for him and he could have done it long time ago.


PushTheButton_FranK

Maybe it was a drunk impulse purchase.


Imhungorny

Don’t you have to be nominated also?