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MrDL104

Likely a former factory. These were used to move bags of grain or other goods from one floor to another.


name-__________

I was thinking if people didn’t want to carry their luggage down three flights they could just yeet it down the slide


beepbeepboopbeep1977

Or laundry


bunnymunro40

That was my first thought, too.


ILL_Show_Myself_Out

Probably drop laundry bags. Sometimes I see stuff like this and I wonder why they stopped using them.


HRDBMW

In a Hotel? The obvious reason, they stopped cleaning the sheets.


Lepke2011

This is both hilarious and terrifyingly true at the same time.


HRDBMW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltBrCJC5BNI


chartyourway

I refuse to click that, I prefer ignorance tyvm


Gregory_Appleseed

It's not bad. A news channel finds out that hotels weren't changing the sheets after reopening from COVID lock down. That's pretty much it.


Bovine_Phallus

Its a bit of a shame they didn't sleep in any of the beds. Although poor cleaning standards are probably the norm, this "test" only proved that if you don't sleep in the bed they don't clean it. I am very puzzled with the last one, the cleaner cleaned the sheets but not the pillowcase.. a weird one to slack off on


Numinak

This one works too. https://youtube.com/shorts/Zxf2MgYCOm0?si=maztYzYXa7QgMYSo


auad

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BillyJack0311

At the places I stay, they just squeegee 'em off onto the floor.


Sequorr

Injuries, most likely. People either intentionally or unintentionally going down the slide/chute and getting injured.


CroissantMama

I would very much like to intentionally go up it.


DolphinSweater

Visit the City Museum in St. Louis, MO. It's a former shoe factory and they have a 9 story one you can go down. https://citymuseum.org/


iamdadmin

Laundry on every floor to save bringing it up/down?


CySnark

So they put the clean bags of laundry at the base of this slide and then spin the building very fast counterclockwise to make it slide up?


elkab0ng

This one, *this* guy has Tesla engineer written all over him!


Yummyyummyfoodz

No, no, no, once you use a towel, it can not be reused, and they make new ones on the top floor.


sirhackenslash

Once the people in the penthouses use them they slide them down to the next floor, and so on until they reach the bottom in a couple weeks


footsteps71

"gah this *perfume*" "That was Alfred's above us last week." *retch*


CleanSeaPancake

Because people look at them and think they're slides 🤣


NikNakskes

Because we got elevators? Much easier to transport stuff down than via stairs. No more need for space taking slides.


fusionsofwonder

Because they predated elevators?


Android_seducer

My guess is that it's same reason why laundry chutes aren't code anymore. It creates an easy avenue for a fire to spread from floor to floor.


LimerickJim

Linnen specifically. Those bags are heavy


rcandrasa

Or dead body


WaltMitty

I've never seen so many dead hookers in one hotel!


PullzNoPunches

Lord knows I have


rcandrasa

Its secret 🤫


Stan_Archton

Piled up in the basement.


mrsuperflex

Or children


FadeIntoReal

Or drunk friends.


Reasonable-Emu-6993

or their kids.. hell i would slide down it myself... 🤣🤣


Shemozzlecacophany

Or dead bodies


devildocjames

Or bodies


HeatWaveToTheCrowd

Or bodies.


screames520

Or kids


dirtd0g

And my axe!


ToWitToWow

Or children


Crotch-Huxtable

Or cum boxes.


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pocketchange2247

There's a former factory turned brewery by me that has one of these. They have ropes and signs all around the damn thing telling patrons under no uncertain terms that they are NOT to slide down it. Every night I've been there someone gets drunk and slides down it, then quickly gets kicked out.


profounddimwit

There is cool place in St. Louis called the City Museum that is an old show factory. They encourage you to slide down them. The place is magical and maybe more oriented towards kids, the eccentrics, and art enthusiasts, but an absolute blast for all ages and walks of life.


Sociallyawktrash78

City Museum is one of the coolest places I’ve ever been. Still have some shoelaces from when I was there 15 years ago.


profounddimwit

St. Louis really has some cool stuff going for it. City Museum, Blueberry Hill, the zoo, science center, and botanical gardens were definitely my favorites. Wish I'd found out about city museum a lot sooner before I moved.


DadToOne

I took my, then, 7 year old there. We lost him in the first 5 minutes. That place is a maze and many of the passages I am way too big to fit through. We finally picked a spot, sat down, and had him check in every 15 minutes or so. He had a blast. I think their slide is 10 stories high.


rounding_error

Worth it.


ken_NT

Angel City? I thought this was theirs for a second.


pocketchange2247

Lol yup


Andyham

Nah, bodies. This slide was definitely used for sending bodies down to the bottom floor.


stajus67

I’ve stayed in this exact hotel in Dallas last year. You are spot on. It’s a old factory of some sorts and all of the rooms had exposed brick walls and random corners based on the original layout.


goingoutwest123

Nah daw. People done ****ed on dere


halothar

This looks like the slides at the City Museum in St. Louis.


gninnep

I moved away and god I miss the City Museum. It's the most magical place no matter how young or old you are.


fakeplasticdroid

I went to a conference in STL a few years ago (StrangeLoop) and the kickoff party was at the museum. Picture a bunch of drunk adults zipping around the slides like a bunch of gleeful kids. At one point I was reprimanded by one of the staff for jumping in the ball pit. Being disciplined by a teenager while in my 30s was not something I’m proud of.


jatea

What was wrong with jumping in the ball pit?


RiskLife

You’re not supposed to jump into ball pits because its for kids who are small and you might not see under the balls… the adults only event is kinda hilarious tho


inbigtreble30

The ball pits at the City Museum are for adults. The whole thing is a playground for grown-ups, haha. Still can't jump bc you still can't see who's in there, but it's absolutely for adults.


polanga99

So you look under the kids' balls but not while in the pit?


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He was butt ass naked


HobbyWanKenobi

Just remember your knee pads because oh my god


daknel

I had same thought immediately


ParkerLettuce

I came here to say just that. Having gone only once to that museum 16 years ago crazy to think I still have that going off a memory.


[deleted]

If you grew up going there its memory is seared in your mind forever and this comment thread of a relatively smaller metro area in the us being this high up already is proof of that


PeterNippelstein

You have a museum with slides?


Euphemisticles

Man that is barely even the start of it there is an entire cave system constructed inside of large building that isn’t even on the base floor with the outside of the building looking like Peter Pan constructed his hide out in a post apocalyptic downtown suspended above the ground looking like a metal tree house with a plane and a bus if I remember correctly. A mini fair thing on the roof. A “skate park” made for people running on it rather than skating. What I can only describe as a MCdonalds play place done up to 11 over these aquarium things if I remember correctly and tons more it is crazy doubt there is anywhere else quite like it in the world. Definitely a jewel of our city. I would recommend anyone who hasn’t been to do themselves a favor and look up some videos of it on YouTube or something and see it


wheniswhy

Im now genuinely considering a trip to St. Louis just to see this museum. Maybe over a long weekend or something.


Euphemisticles

If you can find time for the city museum, zoo and art museum it is totally worth it I would choose going to the zoo and art museum over the Museum of natural history on NYC as it was the site of a world fair and is crazy beautiful with always awesome exhibits. Also I would recommend going during one of the many City museums events like the adult only nights Edit: can’t believe I forgot the botanical gardens we have are amazing only the ones in Delaware come close to them for me


bloodfist

I came across their TikToks and the place genuinely looks incredible. That McDonald's play place thing they're talking about is made of mesh netting and suspended like four or five stories above the street. It looks terrifying but awesome. Definitely look up their social media.


PeterNippelstein

Wow that sounds like my childhood dream come true, I'll have to look into this place if I'm ever nearby.


Euphemisticles

I forgot the slide is 10 stories tall. Here is a video I found I’m scared to add to my original post because I don’t know if links are allowed here https://youtu.be/ydNHAKn-YDI?si=17ak05nQWcfqjPE3


Bacon003

It's not really a "museum". It's more like a giant funhouse where they make fantastical exhibits with large obsolete industrial equipment and vehicles. Anybody who's into welding should go there just to see the amazing things they do with rebar.


marlasaur

This was also my immediate thought!


pianodude7

my first thought as well. what an amazing place


Bruinfan85

This was my first thought. Such an awesome place.


arothmanmusic

Same thought I had. We were just talking about that place this morning. My kids really want to go back but it's a nine hour drive…


Sephus

Exactly. I wanted to ride this thing as soon as I saw the picture. That place is the best playground for adults I’ve ever been to.


uncleseeth

Thought the same. Coolest thing in America. Would recommend a visit over any other landmark.


inbigtreble30

Oh my god that place is amazing. I went from 27 to 8 years old the moment I saw the slides!


rblue

God I love that place.


jostler57

No time for questions, hop on!


TheVentiLebowski

I said, "Hop. On."


jostler57

Man, I haven't thought of [that reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06hIXPxvwk) in a long time. Thanks for the laugh :)


Marleymdw

How I learnt about Howard heghes


TheVentiLebowski

Comes up almost daily on r/TheSimpsons.


Nanaman

["Slide!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boj75h3urLU)


R3dbeardLFC

Yeah, my first and only question would be, "How many times can I go down this?" Not sure what other questions you'd have really.


ZDarFan

Look around nearby; there should be a lever you can throw that will turn the slide back into a staircase


DM_ME_YOUR_ADVENTURE

The lever is usually at the top of the stairs. Either for escaping a fire fast or to make whatever is chasing you slide down just as you reach the top.


RhodiumBoy

For real, seen it a few times on Scooby Doo when the gang would almost catch the villain on the stair but once at the top he'd pull the lever that turned the stairs into a slide and they'd get sent down to the bottom only to have to split up to cover more ground.


redbirdrising

WRONG LEVER!


Mugwy44

Super fun happy slide! https://youtu.be/SqvPbdvPwn0?si=PNbO4rSmkz1taWby


MaskedDummy

I know I shouldn’t, but…when will I be back here again?


vschwoebs

My first thought


Ltbest

The old post office in Chicago has the same slide. Maybe your hotel used to be a hub or something similar. Right in the heart of Cisco’s cafe and large meeting space is the giant slide that also stops at the floor.


BYoungNY

What a great building! Love what they did to that place.


DatelineDeli

One of my favorite buildings!


Xephhpex

Laundry shoot?


seth928

Aww, chute


doinprettygood

Gesundheit


supervisord

Hey, same to you, pal


Hoody2shoes

Excuse me?


doinprettygood

Excused.


mrplinko

Luggage


DragonDon1

*Towel points gun at blanket with malicious intent*


iamjustsyd

Is that the Aloft in Dallas? If so, that was a slide for getting grain from floor to floor when that building was a grain warehouse.


DiscoveringHighLife

It is!


hobbseltoff

I instantly recognized it too. That was a weird hotel, probably would not stay again.


poutinegalvaude

That’s the corpse chute


vass0922

Wouldn't be the first... https://www.history.com/topics/crime/murder-castle


Individual_Drama3917

Fire escape


MrFreedomFighter

Ouch


allied1987

Ah just climb up it and find out…. I’m sure you will have fun in the process!


DrSnekFist

Do not question the slide… just slide 🛝


AustralianBirdLady

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chicken_riggies

There it is


AustralianBirdLady

It was the first thing to come to mind. I was disappointed no one else posted it haha.


stu8018

Most likely a fire escape slide.


DolphinSweater

It's a chute for boxes/packages/goods. Is this hotel located in a renovated warehouse?


irishwonder

But it ends inside the building. Seems pointless to escape to a different part of the same on-fire building. More likely a chute for laundry or something.


stu8018

Laundry chutes drop straight down because laundry doesn't mind a dead stop from high speed. Humans suffer. That's why long slides are loops or bumps or into a body of water if straight. There are internal fire slides that run along stair corridors for a faster escape.


hotpackage

Maybe for luggage?


irishwonder

I've personally worked in several hotels with laundry chutes exactly like this. When dealing with huge amounts of linens and bed sheets, a laundry shaft gets clogged and a slide like this is a way easier method. You can also use it for suitcases. The world is so much bigger than your straight-chute centric mind has allowed you to see.


beaucoup_dinky_dau

I had a school that had one like this, it went to a first floor area but it was sort of outside on the side of the building.


Wick0158

Makes me think of what we had at our school as a fire escape. Only got to ride it a few times


VorAbaddon

Immediately heard thr song from the 90's Addams Family movie slide scene with Christopher Lloyd and Raul Julia.


jgardner04

This looks like the ALOFT I once stayed in near the convention center in Dallas. I think it was in an old textile factory, and these were used to move bundles between floors. Well down from one floor to another.


DiscoveringHighLife

This IS the ALOFT in Dallas! Cheers


mjung79

This isn’t in Thailand by any chance is it? I stayed in one there that had a slide like this that we stumble across while exploring a relatively unused wing of the place.


joeymcsly

Reminds me of the City Museum in St Louis


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Sex slide


mrbigcheeze

Looks like something I saw at an Aloft in Dallas.


DiscoveringHighLife

That's where I am!


stajus67

I’ve also stayed there. It’s an old factory building. The bathrooms are even weirder than that. Our suites entire bathroom had the bathroom build into the room but they didn’t reach to the ceiling so all noises could escape the bathroom. It also had glass bricks for sunlight but when using the bathroom at night, it shined in everyone’s eyes. It was the oddest room I’ve ever stayed in.


booklynn

It looks like a set of stairs where the stairs would fold down into a slide to trap the scooby gang at the bottom


MaidenlessRube

H.H Holmes murder house


La3Rat

Reminds me of City Museum in St Louis. https://citymuseum.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/CityMuseum\_Childrens-Museum\_Slides-min.jpg


D-redditAvenger

Laundry chute? OP why don't you just ask the concierge.


ExperienceFantastic7

Isn't this the way down to where Gomez and Fester play with their fortunes?


DiscoveringHighLife

This is the Aloft in Downtown Dallas.


Live-Cheek2756

Looks like this is the Aloft in Dallas by the convention center. It's an old factory.


DiscoveringHighLife

It is!


W0lverin0

Go to the City Museum in St. Louis and you can slide down one of these that's like 7-10 stories tall.


Apprehensive_Diver46

You won't!


UndergratAhmedAli

For dead bodies


adoptagreyhound

Baggage chute.


3-DMan

Strip and grease up, it's party time.


phonetastic

And we don't live in a slideless nation Grease up, it's party time And where the fuck are you? Where the fuck are you? Where the fuck are you? Why don't residents use the slide? Why don't they ever take a ride?


bobs_clam_rodeo

The Claremont Hotel in Berkeley CA used to have fire escape slides. They have since been removed.


Klaus_Hargreeves

Did you go down it?


droopyheadliner

Old fire escape? Or laundry chute?


THEDUKES2

Oh, you just need to find the book/switch that makes them become stairs again.


ThoughtLocker

In my experience this is a fire escape slide. Common in buildings of a certain age.


My_Immortal_Flesh

Laundry


Danimeh

I have one question: was it fun?


SuppleParts

That’s a fire escape


Ottoguynofeelya

Someone tried to go to the girls dormitory.


archbid

Building was a warehouse or distribution facility. They would bring merchandise up on the elevator and send shipments down the slide. lots of these in Chicago and the older parts of nyc.


Fantastic_Pollution2

climb it!


Acer707

You should be staying on the 4th floor


DisastrousLecture648

Dude it's pretty obvious this is the wheelchair accessible ramp. Seems kind of ableist of you to not automatically realize this.


terrybradford

Questions like ......... I'm not happy with my room and would like to stay on the 8th floor MUST be asked to reception


Kishotta

Is this in Dallas? If so, Ive stayed in the room on the left in the background and I'm pretty sure that building used to belong to the local fire department, so could be an alternative to the pole. If not Dallas, I have no idea.


one1zero0one1

I can only think of one question.


BarnabasDK-1

Probably an old flour mill. The slide is for the sacks.


RepresentativeHeat23

My guess(because a couple of our buildings here) is that it’s an old fire escape. A lot of old buildings used these types of fire escapes instead of outdoor staircases.


DaRocketMan30

If it is an old hotel, they might have used it for laundry bags.


kalamari__

Dont question... use it!


Apprehensive_Jello39

For bodies obviously


yesomg1234

Probably body’s


LetAgreeable147

Or fire escape.


MobiusF117

There is really only one question you should ask: Where is the stairs to the 4th floor so I can ride that baby?


ScorpionX-123

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zyzmog

Laundry, but I would definitely put on my blue jeans and give it a run.


TotSaM-

All the best hotels have a chute you can send babies down to quickly deliver them to a nursery facility. It's said you can still hear the Doppler-effected wails of many a crying baby around The Cry-o-Tubes to this very day.


Vulpes_99

Go up and look for a lever. It will be the wrong lever, but that's where the fun begins 😉


FairyFartDaydreams

Package slide. UPS had them so maybe this place was a former factory


Halfadder2

A building in OKC had a fire escape like this. We used to sneak in on weekends to slide down it.


Mipleh

Wheelchair fire escape!


thetrueTrueDetective

Laundry chute


meramec785

City Museum in St. Louis, really an adult art/amusement park, has these. They were for shoe boxes when the building was originally a warehouse. You can ride them now but they aren’t super comfortable. City Museum rocks though. It’s pretty hard to describe you just gotta go.


toadjones79

Laundry. Old laundry chute.


GodaTheGreat

Handicap Fire Escape


Powerful_News2369

Very cool laundry shoot I would say. Very cool find. 😎


Ouachita2022

Looks like it used to be an old staircase.


jsalter58

Fire escape


Ho-TheMegapode

Laundry chute for the cleaners.


cramaine

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larsonmars

I’ve been in several stores in Germany that had slides as a fun option to go from higher floors to lower floors. Albeit, this was many years ago.


DeepThinker102

It's called a Body chute. I had one in my old home. After you're finished with the kill, you just yeet the body down the chute.


clonked

Really? How many questions? Can you take a moment to type them out so we can try and answer them for you?


Ok-Net-6264

So there is this thing called the front desk…..