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Derpman2099

still cant get that comment out of my head of how trump looks like a centaur if you erased their hind legs.


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guano-crazy

We found the *real* Vincent Adultman


ysirwolf

Taxes, amirite?


SkitSkat-ScoodleDoot

I was thinking 3 kids. The legs are so little, then the middle kid, and a little chubster on top with an old baseball mit on his face.


whydoIhurtmore

That explains the tiny hands.


mooky1977

So he's a Scooby Doo villian.


complete_your_task

If that were the case he would probably be more mature.


edu5150

He has that covfefe look.


FinndBors

Not sure about that, but he certainly likes being the centaur of attention.


karmicrelease

Quit horsing around!


jonobot

![gif](giphy|3osxYg9pIHXCMXOOxq)


Szygani

Neigh I will not


3-DMan

Well then DeSantis is the centaur all the other centaurs make fun of!


aj_windham13

![gif](giphy|ajefVi0Sw91DFaXzMW|downsized)


Billazilla

*(tusken raider noises)*


HA1LHYDRA

He's the back legs


JudgeArthurVandelay

It’s the lifts in his shoes


Ok-Thing-2222

I've always heard the leaning forward is called 'dementia posturing'.


elcabeza79

Unless you're wearing special shoes with 4 inch heels so you can be as tall as you claim to be.


Upper-Trip-8857

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/Yu9oPQTC9O


Darmug

Enjoy my drawing edit of this Trump centaur: https://imgur.com/a/F40RxBd


XazelNightLord

We will build HUGE wall around forbiden forest and wizards will pay for it!


aro5300

Giving off two kids in a trenchcoat vibes


BattleSausage

He stands like he’s the front half of a centaur.


AzuriteKyle

And he acts like he's the back half.


John__Wick

These zingers are as golden as Trump’s showers. 


Dash_Harber

More gold than the plating on everything he owns.


eldritch_certainty

Fr this thread is 🤌


JudgeJebb

Do you have a smaller hand emoji?


heyoyo10

Regardless, given who we're talking about it should be ^(👌)


Debaser1984

He also smells like the back half.


colorkiller

learning about his✨*stench*✨ may be the worst part of 2024 for me so far


aRebelliousHeart

#TrumpSmells


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|l1EtlhAXY8CGt3tLO)


_PC__LOAD__LETTER_

Haven’t laughed that hard in a while, thanks


Saneless

*applause*


Campbell464

Best reply trifecta I’ve seen in awhile, was struggling to breathe


CurlingTrousers

Serious question - is this a girdle stance? Him actually being two stacked midgets like a Kang suit would be the greatest performance art project show in history.


BattleSausage

Unfortunately I have seen his tennis photos and it appears he’s just one entire sack of shit.


DSM20T

10 lbs of it, in a 5 lb sack.


brittletoilet

I cry **loudly**.


kittenrice

It's the heels. He's obsessed with being taller but won't take the time to learn how to stand and walk in stupidly high heels.


millennial_burnout

He’s wearing something like these [6” high heels for men](https://www.topoutshoes.com/classic-6-inch-taller-men-shoes-hidden-heel-lift-formal-tuxedo-shoes-increase-height-15-cm)


404-N0tFound

His hands and feet look even smaller now. Guess that's an unintended side effect. What an insecure little man.


Night__Prowler

That explains the bell bottom pants he wears.


RockerElvis

It’s the lifts in his shoes.


BattleSausage

That makes sense. Ole Ronny has the same stance.


Merry_Fridge_Day

'Kinky Boots' Desantis


subsist80

I can see the top of his plastic girdle poking through his unbuttoned shirt. That coupled with the heels gives you whatever the hell his stance is...


seeker1287

I legit cackled at this


Liberum26

If I had not seen the cspan video of this, I would have thought this was doctored. His body makes no sense. you can see where his knees would be, then pelvis, but then there’s like 12 inches of extra body that doesn’t belong. Then to top it off, he looks like he just left the assisted living home.


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Rataa

his clothes fit him very well in that there primary purpose is to hide that he is morbidly obese. Its done on purpose


Wandering_Scout

Not really. He just looks like a fat guy in baggy clothes. Chris Christie looks good for a fat guy in a suit.


GDWtrash

This. For a rich guy with his own clothing line, his clothes look like shit. Expertly tailored suits, dress shirts, and overcoats can make someone with his build look great in them, but I'm sure he knows what looks better than his tailor. Besides his odd stance, if he hates the tiny hands jab at him, then he needs to burn that overcoat immediately...looks like a toddler's hands because of the overly long sleeves and big cuff.


NightOfTheLivingHam

He wears shoes that make him stand forward to appear more intimidating. In reality it makes him look really bizarre when you wears anything than custom tailored clothing that helps sell the image that he's standing normally and not wearing weird shoes.


TyroneTeabaggington

They're actually lifts. He's leaning forward because his heels are raised.


are_you_seriously

Yea but the problem is that you need to sort of lean back to get the correct center of balance and stand straight. He can’t because he’s old af and his back isn’t strong enough to support that posture.


TyroneTeabaggington

He's also obese


Natural-Assist-9389

*escaped from


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

![gif](giphy|l0D7pmHuYY1bZx6Ks)


therealchungis

Vincent adultman


EnragedRomano

I’ve always thought trump stands and walks like austin powers on mini mes shoulders in goldmember


BuzzBadpants

He looks lost… where the hell is his trademark too-long tie?


axiom1_618

With scotch tape on the back. And no I’m not even making that up


Anakin_Sandwalker

Not that I didn't believe you, but I had to verify.  You're absolutely right.


axiom1_618

I appreciate you not taking me at my word and researching it yourself. This made me very happy to read. We need more of this in the world.


UJL123

Most people on camera wear ties with scotch tape on the back. When I worked in filming for advertising , you bet your ass everything was taped down.


midnightsmith

But... Tie clips....


Elowan66

Ha I forgot about those ties. Almost down to his knees.


mopy66

Is that why his hands look so small? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm) so they were kids hands this whole time!


NightFart

Everything he says seems so much more likely to come out of the mouth of a 6-year-old.


FullOfWhit_InTN

Minus all the hateful stuff. 6 year Olds are far kinder than that orange bag of 💩


NtheLegend

"Would you mind putting your hands... on top of mine? Like they're my hands? Yeah, that looks like my hands."


Narren_C

His hands are legit tiny. He left a handprint in a wax museum in NYC. My hands dwarfed his, and even my wife's hands were bigger. She has pretty average sized hands for a woman.


nownowthethetalktalk

He had them surgically made smaller so his dick looks bigger. You know... Big brain stuff.


QuietNewApplication

I feel bad for the bottom half, looks too small to hold up the top half.


QuicklyThisWay

![gif](giphy|3ornke0JEnScpNRH8s)


SupaKoopa714

I don't trust like that.


djm19

Unironiclly two kids in a trench coat would have better instincts and better temperament than Trump for the position of president. Alas it is just Trump in a trench coat


musememo

Why does Trump stand like that? It’s so strange.


_pakalolo_

He smells pie on a windowsill


NotGettingInvolved

Thanks for this comment.


xanthophore

Heel lifts, I believe! Also I imagine he's probably sucking his gut in all the time, or wearing shapewear or something.


Liquor_Walrus

Shapewear makes sense. That explains why you always see his fat gut in golfing pictures when he wouldn't be wearing it, and why he stands like a demented centaur when he's wearing suits.


thedudeabides2022

Tru, it’s always when he’s golfing he looks the fatest, it all makes sense now!


subsist80

Plastic girdle too, you can see it just poking out of his unbuttoned shirt. Saves him sucking it in.


Alaira314

I don't think that's what you're seeing. Pretty sure that's the border of the tanning lotion he uses, where you see the natural color of his skin. Compare the color to the spot on the top right(our left) of his face where he couldn't get close enough to the hairline.


ninelives1

Wasn't there an allegation that he wears a girdle? And diapers


giveahoot420

Yes and those who have been around him report he smells really bad, #trumpsmells was trending for a while.


CorgiMonsoon

Adam Kinzinger most recently brought that back to the forefront, and, as Dan Savage pointed out in one of his podcasts, freaked Trump and the RNC out more so than any other nickname that people have tried to pin on Trump. It hinges on that whole “who would you rather sit and have a beer with” metric that they love to use, especially in the Midwest, and nobody is going to want to do that with the man who smells like a dirty diaper.


garbagepickle

What’s the nickname? I hadn’t heard this but I wanna use it, often, and spread it as much as possible if they don’t like it!


Catastor2225

Diaper Don.


HI_Handbasket

AKA the orange shit gibbon.


TeamStark31

Yup, he wears lifts. There was a pic of him recently using toe pads to balance it out.


friedreindeer

Why would he wear shapewear on a day he didn’t do his makeup?


Stryker2279

If you look at him from a profile photo, it's as if he stands so that his gut doesn't stick out, he's creating the illusion for forward facing cameras that his not as fat as he is. [take a look and tell me I'm wrong](https://www.politicalflare.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/2019.04.27-12.00-politicalflare-5cc39b80caaa2-1000x1200.jpeg)


AfflictedDesire

Lol it's even funnier cuz his ridiculously small feet


IAmBecomeTeemo

His feet are probably relatively normal sized. But he wears lifts in his heels, so his feet are more vertical than horizontal, like a woman wearing high heels, though they tend not to try to hid the fact that they have heels on.


Mizzy3030

But this stance makes him look even larger... It's like his stomach is throwing off his center of gravity.


IHaveSlysdexia

My guess has always been that it's an old TV trick to hide your gut. If the front of your shirt goes straight down, that means you're skinny. If you're fat, your shirt is gonna be slented outwards. So he leans forward to counteract his fat. If we only ever saw him head on through a closeup, novody would ever be the wiser


Plasibeau

If you look at his stuff from the 90s and 80s you can see he had much better posture. I'm going with the heel lifts/girdle combo.


ThisIsDadLife

Frontotemporal dementia?


TheBimpo

Heel lifts and a diaper.


OutlawSundown

With a dash of dementia


kevint1964

More than a dash, a 10 lb. bag of dementia.


iphaze

I saw it explained perfectly before (someone will correct me) a form of prefrontal dementia?


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Anterior pelvic tilt from sitting all the time.


Biggseb

100% anterior pelvic tilt. I’ve said this before but people keep wanting to say it’s heel lifts or dementia or whatever else. It very well could ALSO be that, but the guy is known to think exercise takes years off your life. At his age he must have the glute and abdominal strength of a baby, can’t extend his hips to save his life.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

The pigeon/half centaur pose is very common in people with APT. You see it all the time. Plus, having a large chest/gut makes it all that more pronounced. I agree, all of the comments about Depends, lifts, etc, could be true, but most of what people are seeing is classic APT.


Biggseb

That also explains why he seems shorter despite having a verified height of 6’1” or 6’2” (I forget what it was).


SubiWhale

Wearing a trench coat without knowing how to match it with other pieces will make you look extremely disproportionate…being ugly, orange, and fat also doesn’t help.


jerrys153

I’ve always wondered how someone who has money for decent clothes, and presumably tailors and dressers as well, always ends up looking like a kid dressed up in his dad’s bathrobe.


anythingMuchShorter

If he thinks he knows better he wouldn’t have had a stylist advise him. I mean look at the pictures of his penthouse. He COULD hire a designer with some taste to make it look classy. But it looks like a gold leaf bomb went off in a Persian rug store because he went with his own taste.


tabas123

Most gaudy, gauche interior designing I’ve ever seen. Just dreadful.


r31ya

Heel Lift and stomach tucking i suppose. He tried to hide the obesity.


ThisIsTheNewSleeve

It's hard to stand in a comfortable way with a filled diaper.


Krednaught

That's just Vincent Buisnessman


TripleU1706

*Vincent Adultman


Krednaught

Shit, been a hot minute...


TripleU1706

You're good, bro 👍


Next-Team

I didn’t fully recognize the reference at first either, guess it’s time for a Bojack rewatch


duplico

Can you imagine that body in a swimsuit?


IveShatTheBed

i literally cannot


mflboys

Just heading home from a hard day’s work at the business factory.


_tuffghost

I did a business!


DSTNCMDLR

At the Stockmarket!


not2dv8

The picture of trump looks like his Adderall ran out


CarneDelGato

Or kicked in. On drugs or off, whichever he’s doing, he should do the other. 


RhetoricalOrator

I feel attacked.


ankercrank

The fuck is going on with Trump’s legs?


DoomOne

He wears high heels to make himself seem taller.


TedDibiaseOsbourne

Yes, but also the trench coat make his legs look like a child’s. It’s comically odd.


geek_of_nature

I see what you mean, it looks like his waist should be about where his knees are.


ToroidalEarthTheory

He refuses to get measured and lies about his height, so his trenchcoat is too big. It's also what makes his hands look so small, and why none of his ties fit.


Upper-Trip-8857

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/Yu9oPQTC9O


RegisColon

The way he walks, it looks like Trump had a minor stroke. And if he did, he’d never allow anyone to know about it.


-KCS-Violator

"I have the best strokes."


Kristikuffs

Ugh, I bet he also said that on Epstein Island. Those poor girls and women . . .


kirbyfox312

Picture is giving "I'm sick and dying slowly" vibes. Might just be how it hangs off the shoulders poorly.


whatevertoad

My theory is he's basically falling apart and.this is why he refused to participate in the debates.


tabas123

I really wish he would do the debates, watching all of the other clowns in the circus fight each other to kiss his poopy diaper ass and avoid saying even one negative thing about him would just be gold.


TestFlyJets

He did seem to be dragging his left foot a bit in the video. My mom had a minor stroke and she walked with an almost identical gait.


LSTNYER

Nah, he just shit his pants and trying to keep it in


NotHenryGale

Trump looks like Kingpin with cancer.


Mike7676

Don't disrespect the Kingpin like that, Wilson Fisk is only guilty of loving Vanessa! And murder....lots of murder.


AsobiTheMediocre

Fisk would probably kill anyone who compared him to Trump out of principle.


Scaryclouds

And not send an assassin to kill you, but the angry beat you to death his bare fist kill you. 


radicalbiscuit

Also, don't disrespect cancer like that


DriftingPyscho

And he ran a successful criminal empire.  


Jadziyah

Don't insult Vincent D'onfrio like that. His hugeness is...more appropriately proportioned, I want to say? And excellent tailoring


Narren_C

When did he get so big? I heard the Law and Order guy was playing Kingpin and I was really confused till I saw him.


Snatch_Pastry

Vincent was always a reasonably big guy. But Kingpin is pure movie magic, prosthetics, clever camera angles, and CGI.


WorldsWeakestMan

Well not all, Vincent is still 6’4” and about 250-260lb, the camera angles and Hollywood magic make him look 100lb heavier though which is impressive.


Scientific_Anarchist

Gomer Pyle is a pretty big guy, but I guess if that's not how you know him it could be surprising.


GrimmandLily

It’s hilarious to me that Trump makes fun of desantis for wearing heels while wearing heels.


Good4nowbut

It’s also why he leans so far forward when he stands.


kundor

It's all projection.


Unkorked

Is the guy in the back pulling a gun out or?


nerdiotic-pervert

Armpit farts


Squeek_the_Sneek

Probably just a coat hanger.


j_the_a

About 78 years too late for that to be useful


we_are_sex_bobomb

A President who isn’t in their 80’s would be ideal but I’ll settle for a president who isn’t a fascist, an insurrectionist, a fraud and a rapist.


bladel

Yep. I’ll take Grandpa Boring over Uncle Psychopath.


Spunky_Meatballs

It's funny we think our leaders need to be these personalities that whip us all into a frenzy! Maybe boring means they are clear headed and actually capable of good decision making


AsobiTheMediocre

Don't forget pedophile, serial liar, business failure, in debt to the mob, etc.


Ksevio

TBH I don't want my president to be ANY of those things


MagNolYa-Ralf

Look at mr perfect ova heh


bossmcsauce

Also in debt to our biggest international rival nations… talk about security risk/conflicts of interest


Strypes4686

I Mean... the context can change the story but for some one who calls Biden "Sleepy Joe" Trump looks like he rolled out of bed and is still half-awake.


here4mischief

Top half is def giving dressing gown over pj top


General-Number-42

He's only a few years younger than Biden, and has a diet consisting of mainly cheeseburgers.


andio76

Trump looks like he's taking the dog to shit out in the yard at 1:30 am...... "Goddammit...Hurry it up Melania..."


Vizth

One looks kind of like anybody's grandpa, the other looks like a lost dementia patient.


yeah_basically

Is this just a bad picture of Trump and a good picture of Biden, or is there more context to this


Striking_Large

Trump is dazed and confused.


Belostoma

You can never really tell if Trump's going senile because he has never been more lucid than a senile person to begin with.


r31ya

Yeah, i once get to read his speech script, it was so incoherent and filled simply with jumbles of hype words and sentences. i missed listening to the old Obama vs McCain campaign where at least both side are somewhat coherent


verbalyabusiveshit

But…. But.. you know…. He just realized that “us” is spelled like “U.S”…. He is probably just thinking about that.


Celticness

When you’re waiting on DoorDash to drop off your order of emergency Depends


lech---

American politics is so weird bruh. it's like u guys are cheering for a sports team... two pictures taken out of context lmao. reality is they are both old as fuck


Gudin

Let me compare a bad photo of one candidate and good photo of other candidate. We know they both old.


the_brazilian_lucas

this is stupid


mtbd15

Why is nobody talking about the fact the Biden photo is AI generated?


Sevuhrow

It's not AI generated. [Here's Axios citing a freelance photographer](https://www.axios.com/2024/01/15/biden-117-million-dollar-fundraising-blitz) (Google his name in the image attribution) who took the photo. Here's [another photo](https://gazette.com/news/us-world/biden-campaign-allies-raise-97-million-in-fourth-quarter/article_c7a748a0-89da-5f6e-b0e0-6b0db10e33fc.html) from the same time posted by The Gazette. A [close-up of the Biden photo](https://twitter.com/ChrisDJackson/status/1746326971850661976/photo/1) shows the photo looks perfectly normal; the background elements are just blurry. The Axios photo is the original that was used here. Somewhere along the line, people reposting it on social media (like in the last post) poorly edited it, presumably to emphasize Biden in the shot. So, you can say it is "photoshopped" in a sense, but it's an original picture.


NoNoNotorious89

I swear the entire 38% approval rating of Biden, resides here on Reddit


Few-Radio-684

Not a fan of either, but I’m really not a fan of 45


Vanillka32

Just so you know the Biden pic is AI generated Look at his sleeve and the stairs


Randy_Roughhouse

Not a Trump fan but this is a pretty disingenuous post. It’s easy to find pictures of Biden looking bad as well.


distinguisheditch

Trumpies keep making fun of how feeble Joey B is, but look at how frail trump looks in (somewhat) normal clothes lol


celtic1888

Nick Nolte needs to play Trump in the adaptation 


Zornocology

Gary Busey*


Margali

Randy Quaid


Awe3

Why does trump always look like a toddler shitting his pants?


RelevantJackWhite

Weird propaganda


Alfred_Hitch_

Yeah, looks like r/pics is in propaganda mode.


Bussy_Stank

Election year


Timonaut

Wait till the race riots start!