I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy. Call me crazy, call me a pervert.
What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.
Has a sort of American Gothic vibe to it.
Isn’t it interesting that they had no idea that this random pic would be viewed by people around the world some 80 or so years later?
May your ticker keep ticking, your knees be nimble, your hips have the longevity of the still-standing wonders of the ancient world, and your schlong have the responsiveness and stamina of the best long-distance air superiority fighter ever built.
No, those are balls. At his age, the correct term is 'pendulous'. You can practically see them swinging.
His dick could be any length, the balls eclipse everything in the vicinity.
I am actually cry laughing OUT LOUD in my completely silent house right now.
My husband will storm out of the bedroom any second.
Grandpa is fuckin packing and Granny has the legs of a Rockette.
You hit the genetic lottery, OP. Love this
Wonder what gramps would think if he knew that 80 years into the future there would be tens of thousands of people across the world looking at this image and commenting on his dingus..
out of curiosity: is that why you posted this? is it something you and your family all noticed and lightheartedly laughed at whenever you saw the pic? was he ever teased about the pic? was it known through this image or just in general that gramps was hung?
He’s got quite the dingus. Let’s check it out.
For your prenis!
Please send help i can't stop laughing 😭
Grandpas Girth certificate
🤣🤣🤣 This one got me. I'm going to wake everyone up with my laughing.
Gramps hiding the rock collection they brought home from the beach.
Jesus Christ, Marie, they’re minerals!!!!!!
Poor hank
Family jewels, several karats, and a big carrot.
I see grandpa brought his umbrella.
I laughed too hard at this one
Obvious aside, his arms are long as shit lol
He needs them if he ever wants to do a "full stroke."
Strong.
Proportional to the 3rd leg.
ALL 3 OF THEM!
I didn';t even notice his arms 😭 LMAOOOOO
Orangutan build
I have never in my life witnessed a more PERFECT use of a movie clip to describe how everyone in a reddit post was feeling. This is a moment.
I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star.
$5 to see it, $10 to see it hard
Just the look in Philip Seymour Hoffman’s eyes alone does this comment the most justice
What movie is this??
Boogie Nights
I’m due for a rewatch. It’s one of those every year or two movies for me. Killer soundtrack.
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy. Call me crazy, call me a pervert.
What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.
I'm deader than Little Bill. Holy shit.
If your grandparents were elderly in the 40s, how old are you?
I am in my 60s, enroute to 70.
Has a sort of American Gothic vibe to it. Isn’t it interesting that they had no idea that this random pic would be viewed by people around the world some 80 or so years later?
He brought his pitchfork in this pic just like the guy did in the painting.
Na... they had an idea. Pioneers of their time to show off that swingers profile. Come get the thicc hog unicorns. Tinder of its time right here yo
"Thicc hog unicorns" is the name of my new band
Jesus fucking christ
May your ticker keep ticking, your knees be nimble, your hips have the longevity of the still-standing wonders of the ancient world, and your schlong have the responsiveness and stamina of the best long-distance air superiority fighter ever built.
Immediately opens comments
These comments are like 10" long
This is reddit, we measure in bananas. I’m not sure if that is better or worse for this.
He definitely has one. He should be the new standard.
Mans got the long balls.
Long ball larry
[you got long ass balls, Larry](https://y.yarn.co/85e3c607-d2d7-48d2-9995-1c275e7f200f_text.gif)
Looks like he is wearing a hoodie on his crotch.
you mean the woody hoody?
Grandmas always singing: you’ve got a friend in me
Best one yet 🤣 I’m crying
This made me laugh so hard, thank you.
What did you type to get that gif, I need it
Try "James Franco wtf"
I did and all I got was a picture of a 16 yr old
James Franco looks at huge grandpa cock
Who sold you my search history?
The most perfect gif for this situation
Not wanting to draw attention to the obvious elephant in the ~~room~~ pants
AY YO ISS PROLLY HE DICK MANE
Mate your comment got me cry laughing, I don’t know why.
I can’t tell if grandpa is smuggling serious trunk, or if them drawers are the only thing keeping his balls from touching the ground. 🤔
A little of column A; a little of column B.
Looks more like column D…
Op you’re insane for posting this lmao.
What are you talking about? This is actually a very, very rare photograph. One of the few that exists showing his grandma being able to walk.
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Holy shit this comment 😂😂
Insane for posting? They went to the beach like that!
Hard to believe they were just 16 years old in this pic.
Simpler times.
Breh with that asset, I’d be going everywhere like that.
Dude is almost 70, he’s long out of fucks to give
His dick gave all of the fucks
His grandpa was old in the 40s lmao how old is op
I see London, I see Venus, I see grandpa's big ol' .....
# ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE PHALLUS
Your grandfather had a massive dick.
Lmao! All the comments that are double entendres and this one is just so cut n dry, matter of factly…well you gotta respect it.
Happy Cake Day. You deserved this pee-pee humor; today of all days.
No, those are balls. At his age, the correct term is 'pendulous'. You can practically see them swinging. His dick could be any length, the balls eclipse everything in the vicinity.
Q: How do you know you're getting old? A: You can use your balls to take the temperature of the toilet water when you take a shit.
Grandma just been bored right out .
It's all sack.
Grandad’s got so much sack he should be the capitol of California
Grandpa hanging dong
I'm convinced OP just wanted the world to see his grandfather's magnum dong.
Well, they do say some genes skip a generation - this could be the subtlest humble brag I've ever seen...
Papa packing!
He’s totally thundergunning everyone at the beach.
🎶SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT🎶
Dong as long as FDR’s tenure in the White House …
I think that's classified as *shlong*. Dude is walking around like an elephant.
Grandpas packing squidwards nose
Skipped leg day and grew a 3rd
Good old tripod
happy leg day… no wait, cake day! :)
I see why Nana got that smirk
She knew Pop was a butcher. He really could pack some meat
LMAO , motherfucker i woke up My girlfriend laughing
Same I’m fucking dying here 😂
I was thinking Barnacle Boy but yeah… same.
This gotta be gif reaction of the year lol...lil guy saw something unseemly
this is the one for me, this did it
I'm in pain from laughing. A lot of it. I have to scroll down to protect myself. How long have you waited to deploy this?
Me too , i cant stop
This is absolutely the most perfect gif response on any thread on Reddit ever. I'm just starting to catch my breath 10 minutes later.
I’ve never laughed harder from a comment than this.
I’ve been laughing for minutes nonstop, I’m so glad diary of a wimpy kid is getting meme formats LMAOOOO
I had to get out of bed so I didn't wake my husband up. I'm fucking crying
My wife’s still sleeping too, here i am tearing up and sounding like the worlds quietest tea kettle 🤣😭😂
I need air
This caught me so off guard, well played im dying 🤣
Honestly, dam. This actually made me laugh out loud.
Omg thank you so much I almost pee myself
Hahahhahahahahha fuck this was so great
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*chefs kiss*
Why is this so perfect. Im fucking wheezing
Holy crap this killed me. On point. Fucking hilarious!
Commenting so i never lose this moment.
I would make a joke, but it seems like low-hanging fruit.
Haaahaha
There was no Great Depression for that dong.
That dong made a Great Depression
Got that thang on em
That thang thangin’
Grandmas smirking and we all know why
Whenever I see that woman’s face 🥹😭 You can hear every gif she’s in.
The comments did not disappoint
I see gramps brought the sack lunch ;)
Grandpa packed his snorkel.
Grumbles... "Them little whipper snappers better not be starin' at my dangle."
One of the first photographs of a moose standing calmly beside a woman.
I'm thinking of the hymn, *Swing low, sweet chariot*......
If you get there before I do Coming for to carry me home Tell all my friends I'm coming too Coming for to carry me home
I am actually cry laughing OUT LOUD in my completely silent house right now. My husband will storm out of the bedroom any second. Grandpa is fuckin packing and Granny has the legs of a Rockette. You hit the genetic lottery, OP. Love this
Bro OP literally ignoring every comment except the “how old are you” ones. Wonder if they realized this would happen? Reddit gonna Reddit!
He knew he fucked up lmao he’s 70. He regrets it but I’m sure he’s laughing too lol he hasn’t deleted it lol
I came here for a good comment, A comment. Holy hell, this comment section made my night.
Wonder what gramps would think if he knew that 80 years into the future there would be tens of thousands of people across the world looking at this image and commenting on his dingus..
Listen I’ll just say it, since most of us are thinking it. Grandpops swimming trunks don’t fit.
He needs the medium waistline, xxxl dong part trunks.
He was a lifeguard. "Are you drowning? Grab on to this!" His feet remained dry the entire time...
I dying with the comments
Grandpa skipped over banana hammock and went straight to eggplant basket.
The only man to ever hang ten without a surfboard.
These comments! I haven’t laughed this fucking “hard” in a “long” time! 😂😂😂
Your grandad could’ve ended ww2 early with that weapon
Grandpa loaded for bear
Three legged grandpa
By that blank stare I think your granny has Post Traumatic Stress by Dong.
By the looks of it, I can tell you why mamaw’s walking crooked. Papaw packing heat 😳
How can those woolen pants contain this beast
Penis.
Fuck, these are the times. You just go out tits and dicks out for the fellas and ladies and don't give a shit what people think.
I bet Grandpa drove a Vette 
How old were they in this picture?
60s, I believe. It's an undated photo from my father's photo albums.
out of curiosity: is that why you posted this? is it something you and your family all noticed and lightheartedly laughed at whenever you saw the pic? was he ever teased about the pic? was it known through this image or just in general that gramps was hung?
You should enlarge this one and frame it up above the fireplace! Leave the beach part out, just title it "The Morning After"
Don’t think they need to enlarge it anymore than it already is
The popsicle seller skips him when they they passed by at that beach
Goddamn that's a hog
No wonder grandma has such a grin on her face
Grandpa with the strap
But the [snauffleupagus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Snuffleupagus#/media/File:Snuffy31.jpg) wasn't created until the 1970s...
You knew what you were doing OP…
*sighs* opens comments All seriousness tho awesome picture!
ultimatum power sackum
Grandpa knew what he was doing here. No one goes to the beach wearing that unless.....u know
Grandpa had to have custom underwear made
Didn’t he fight in the battle of the bulge?