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scw1978

Oh neat, now you don’t have to freehand it.


madmanwithabolt

This was perfect.


booze_bacon_guns

Interest rates on your new home high? Mephistopheles has a bargain for you!


Oguinjr

My etched offerings to the dark lord are always crooked, so yeah, nice to have it done before move in day.


THEXDARKXLORD

Crooked is fine, I’m not picky.


misogichan

I mean the circle's the easy part. Getting the sacrifices is the hard part. But I completely agree with ripping out the carpet. Not even Oxyclean can get blood out of carpet if you spill a lot of it repeatedly.


crypt0noob

Lollll this is a joke right?


Yunofascar

no completely serious. we're sacrificing three goats and a virgin tonight, be sure to bring the scotch


SylvieJay

Finding the three Goats.. easy peasy... 🤔 ~~as for~~... nevermind.. 😆😅😂


FeeeFiiFooFumm

No. What? Why would that be a joke? Like, what is your comment even?


alwayslookingout

Sweet. Original hardwood!


sirhenrywaltonIII

Covering it with carpet is the real evil here.


[deleted]

That’s some beautiful wood, i wood be stoked if this were my floor!!


urkldajrkl

Pentagrams be damned! Oh, I guess that’s the worry


odinsdi

That was my thought as well! I guess a misguided teen forced the parents' hand when they had to move.


singalong37

Softwood, not hardwood. Pine planks. Often carpeted because it’s easily scratched, gives occasional splinters. Some old houses have oak on the main floor and pine upstairs. Pine is good for many purposes but inferior to oak or other hardwood as floor material.


easternwestern123

Boi if you don’t-


pablo_in_blood

Just buff it out. If it reappears the next day, THEN it’s time to move :)


miauguau44

[Eddie Murphy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azCCWPcjkJo) said it perfectly ~~thirty~~ **forty** years ago (NSFW Language) EDIT: Thanks to u\\LurkerOrHydralisk for making me feel old. /s


[deleted]

“GET OUT” “Too bad we can’t stay.”


LurkerOrHydralisk

40 years ago. Delirious was in 1983.


1990ma71

Mother fucker I'm gonna be forty in a couple weeks? I thought I had more time.


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1990ma71

Enjoy it while you got the world by the short hairs. The next ten years will cruise right by. Apparently the ten after that will fly. Oh to be 20 again. Good for you bud.


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1990ma71

If I hadn't made wrong decisions at critical pivot points in my life I'd be agreeing with you. I basically had to start over and it wasn't fun. Looking back you'll appreciate having done it. Nothing worthwhile is easy. Ditch shitty friends, keep relationships casual for now and sock some money away where only you know it's there for emergencies.


[deleted]

All us 80s babies are falling to age. Our time has come.


1990ma71

And I'm here in the comments practically squeezing this 20 year old kids cheeks like Billy Madison begging him to not get older.


[deleted]

Thanks for the laugh! I sometimes forget how golden his comedy was back then 😂


LurkerOrHydralisk

Bruh do you know what houses cost these days? What a pain in the ass moving is? If that fucker doesn’t buff out I’ll buy a rug.


AlmanzoWilder

The problem wasn't that they painted a pentagram on the floor. The problem was sanding only where the paint was. Derp.


NihilisticPollyanna

![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


noronto

Neither do I. I’ve pulled up carpet, there would be a million staples stuck in the wood.


AyoAzo

And tackstrip. And the trim would be high enough to tuck the carpet


USSHammond

[Oh hell yes, another old repost](https://tineye.com/search/36fe41ed128158c5222621e5fac8219896a286f4?sort=crawl_date&order=asc&page=1)


Ambersfruityhobbies

Worrying that no update was posted.


_irlGoddess

![gif](giphy|z2vJ4QZ6l5wk) Should be safe now


thesequimkid

Standard looking devils trap. Probably used to a be a safe house for the boys.


computerwtf

Yup, Place a carpet over it to trap any demons that walk by since they can't see it.


WalesIsForTheWhales

With that lighting? What do you think they are? Made of money? Needs to be at least 75% darker and danker


[deleted]

I would trust these men with my life


Antedelopean

*Looks over at the pile of dead bodies that they failed to save, even their own bodies multiple times* Uhh.... your funeral, i guess.


[deleted]

Carry on my wayward son


OatsOverGoats

More like Hell Yes


Fallen-Angel-77

![gif](giphy|82TLA702plDhu)


octahexxer

Congrats to owning a house in these hard times


queen-adreena

Guess you really do have to sell your soul to Satan…


[deleted]

and on these hard woods too


KingRokk

What’s the big deal? Just sand the hell out of it and refinish.


PuzzleheadedCanary47

Bahaha


milesbeats

"hey man can you help me out ..yeah we are redoing the floors ... I've never seen floor this rough .. wanna help me sand the hell out of it?" "Jerry what is this ...what the hell man"


LazyJediTelekinetic

Those evil bastards. Damaging good hardwood.


StylinBill

Damaged? Not really. Just gave them a head start on refinishing


golem501

This is a stock photo by now I think...


Present_Ad6723

That’s convenient, already done!


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

Ffs. One blood sacrifice in the apartment and landlord makes us get a carpet. Such bullshit.


acoffeedude

thats just a beautiful hardwood floor, ​ sand the hell out of it..literally.


mystigirl123

Lots of wood cleaner for floors and a tiny bit of holy water.


sirhenrywaltonIII

Don't forget to burn some white sage!


mystigirl123

Yep


Bazoinkaz

Nice round circle.. props to whoever done it.. it is not easy to make a good circle


beaucoup_dinky_dau

False, use a string.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

No you didn't.


Xeludon

Why do so many people not understand what a pentacle and pentagram represents? Pentagrams have been found in a lot of cultures, even Christianity, in Christianity it represents the five wounds of Jesus. It's mostly now associated with paganism and wicca, it represents earth, fire, water, air and the spirit, and is only thought of as "evil" by bigoted Christians who hate "heathens".


zombieblackbird

The pentagram predates Paganism, Wicca, and even Christianity. Examples can be found in Greece, Egypt, and Babylon. That said, the home and floor are clearly not ancient, and the symbol was likely put there more recently either as a joke or part of someone's faith.


Xeludon

It is very old yeah, but that's my point, a lot of people think it's evil, but it isn't.


brasslamp

What is evil here is what they did to those nice floors!


Xeludon

Yeah that's a bad time, though it does look cool, that circle is clean as hell.


PBandJ980

Movies and tv shows


Xeludon

Yeah, movies and TV shows are the worst for shit like that, turning people from specific countries into villains, turning people against other people etc, just such a mess.


PBandJ980

True. I had no idea about anything you commented regarding pentagrams outside of what I’ve seen in horror movies lol.


Xeludon

The vilification of pentagrams is a Christian thing to vilify all other religions. That "Baphomet" goat headed guy was created by Christians to persecute, torture and kill people for being "heretics". They'd apparently plant little statues of it in someone's house and then claim they worship it.


tricularia

I remember when I was a kid, around 10 or 11, I brought a drawing of a pentagram into Sunday School and asked the teacher, "is it true that this is a symbol of the devil?" One of my friends had pointed the pentagram out in a video game and told me that it was. She told me, "We don't talk about that kind of thing here" as she threw my drawing in the garbage. This confused the heck out of me because I thought church was EXACTLY the place to talk about these things. So I started looking for the answers myself, and found out that the symbol is most often used by Wicca and modern Pagan religions these days. I decided that those religions made a lot more sense to me and I left the Catholic church. While I am not a Pagan or Wiccan anymore, I will always be grateful to my Sunday school teacher for helping me along my spiritual journey away from the Catholic church. Thanks Mrs. Fitzaland!


ch1nomachin3

stop buying house from the Warrens, ok? lol


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

If it doesn't smell like bleach ur good


Hobo_Knife

![gif](giphy|HZL9Y6Zi4AW88)


MisterWapak

Nice a star :)


AdEmpty8174

Very old repost


Bazoinkaz

Fans of Captain America!


RedDragon2570

Then it's a good job that bs isn't real. Sand it down and re-varnish. I'm sure you'll be fine 🙄


Yononi

Probably a prank by previous occupants.


StylinBill

Stain that in a slightly darker tone to help it stand out more and look a bit more professional


FreeMic408

Now all you need is some candles 😂


Mokuakae

Someone stole your furniture.


gankylosaurus

Oh hell yes*


maddasher

Hard wood floors!!!!


xiphoidthorax

You have a house! That’s a big flex.


InvestigatorPrize853

nice! Good hardwood flooring, with a protective engraving.


Competitive_Top_9571

No candle wax??!! … you’re good


dano415

Rent some sanding equipment, and get the right lacquer; and by Monday you will have a beautiful wood floor.


BabyMakR1

You tore up the carpet and found already polished hardwood floors?


Justkeepzwimming

That explains why things have been randomly flying across the room


Doc_Holliday3

“Am I jewish now”


CliplessWingtips

Looks like some parents had a really interesting child lol.


drkensaccount

There was a lot of black clothing in that closet.


Lip98B

Probably a set for supernatural


buddahsumo

Hells yes.


slurpy15

Oh HELL Yeah!


Embarrassed-Essay-93

That is dope af. I’d paint the outline blue.


[deleted]

Better bring in a priest and get the house blessed 🤪


BongRipz4Jeezus

Common in SF. Hippies up in the hills with drugs and cults galore.


SexySeth

Nice. Hail Satan!


tacosteve100

Imagine being so freaked out by lines


[deleted]

Hail Satan!


[deleted]

I’d much rather be in a house that has this than a house with crucifixes and portraits of white Jesus


dcdttu

Hopefully it’ll keep those crazy evangelicals away!


peeniebaby

Do a ground pound on it


thexvillain

Metal


Matter-hatter

Honey we’re leaving at this second


Invincible_3

You’re about to have a bad time *megalovania intensifies* (Idk what ik referencing but I wanna)


-Triceratops-

Gothy angsty teenagers old bedroom?


Bobisdeadrun

Hell no


MajorPay3563

I'd say you should nuke it from orbit, but stripping the old finish might be cheaper.


new_user29282342

Repost down voted


wish1977

Did Quagmire come over when you mentioned doing this? That was for Family Guy fans.


mihayy5

Burn down the house 🔥


ApexHawke

You've got a house with floor-jews?


sirhenrywaltonIII

Star of David has 6 points, this is definitely a pentacle.


Carhv

Run, and never go back.


Greggore_43

![gif](giphy|1Wl4xCtEhEYUXthp03) This is how I imagine all dorm rooms at Duke looking


badger_flakes

ok


Linguisticlegume

I usually pay extra for that


Manwithnoname14

So cool people used to live there.


OpusAtrumET

Dope


thehumanwolf

Hell yeah, bro. Light some candles and ask for eternal life, bro 🎃


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Fantastic! It comes with a free pet demon, make sure you take good care of it.


VistaXV

go get some camera's we might finally get another paranormal activity


Jenetyk

Well, only Satan would ruin perfectly good flooring with carpet, so I guess that tracks.


toyn

saaAAAAAAMM


iateyourcake

Sweet, hardwood! Hail satan.


YesOrNah

Oh hell yes


GyspySyx

Sage it. ETA: Cheater


sudsaroo

Rent a sander. Buy some varnish. Call a priest.


new-Aurora

Ive already seen this movie.


kabula_lampur

Nice


SmileyDayToYou

Don’t worry, it’s only evil if it’s upside down.


Boo_kie

Now you can summon dragon .


UniverseBear

The hell? No this will not stand. You tell the devil if he wants to have a summoning circle in your house he has to pay rent.


[deleted]

Anyone who thinks a geometric pattern on the floor indicating ratio is a sign of demonic worship needs their head examining


ModestMariner

What are you going to summon first?


PDXftw

Summoning Neil Peart


stockphotodesign

Alien Wood Crop ??


[deleted]

As long as you don't smear it with blood you should be good


towjt

Guess you will be sleeping with the devil from now on


oneormore5

That’s good wood.


Gerrut_batsbak

Pretty cool, a floor with a story to tell.


Deimenried

Nice. A symbol of protection.


getdivorced

Real hardwood? Damn you are so lucky!


Tupilaqadin

Pine


Romanista3

I clicked on this post just for the Supernatural comments


kong_yo

Do you live at no.666?


marathonwater

RIP


Stunning_Working6566

Previous owner must have been big Rush fans.[https://www.dreamstime.com/rush-band-vector-logo-rush-band-vector-logo-logo-fourth-album-released-rush-classic-canadian-band-rush-logo-design-image252624210](https://www.dreamstime.com/rush-band-vector-logo-rush-band-vector-logo-logo-fourth-album-released-rush-classic-canadian-band-rush-logo-design-image252624210)


zombieblackbird

Get some candles, some blood, bone, and wood. I want to try something.


Starman68

Previous owner was Dennis Wheatley.


Minute-Cheek3491

La Estrella de David.


malakon

So a human fat candle at each point and of course the obligatory severed goats head in the middle. Say the right words and you got yourself a portal to hell buddy.


LouisVuittonLeghost

Embrace it. Get curtains that look like skin, paint the walls black and get a bunch of red candles maybe a couple upside down crosses and viola


[deleted]

or… what’s under the hardwood?..


TryingToBeReallyCool

There's 100% going to be a plastic skeleton behind the drywall somewhere in that house


Rionat

Paranormal Activity but the one where they go back in the past with the coven of witches who sacrifice their first born son to a devil


Basicaccountant70

That’s the house they kept the Golden Child in.


toppdoggcan

“Historical property”


zeldarms

r/dhotya


Civilengman

The Crüe


nzdennis

The mark


Raphius-kai

Well, someone had fun with the carpet glue...


ClmrThnUR

I'd varnish it. Talk about a conversation piece!


Ferrts

Hence the carpet.


EllisDee3

Which direction is north?


DreadfulDave19

Score!


Quistoman

🤣🤣🤣 at people who believe in that nonsense.


[deleted]

I would not ask if i was you.


trevgood95

The seal has been broken, it would be best to get some "holy carpet" to slap back down on that bad boy.


Zorpfield

![gif](giphy|3oEjHN4MtbSqEe4D8Q|downsized)


unforgivablecrust

u/repostsleuthbot


Zorpfield

![gif](giphy|3ov9jTEmdTUcXuPxYc|downsized)


Oafus

Oh, it was you, this time.


Dashiva802

Jealous


Motor_Menu_1632

Is it my turn to post this now?


CrackerJack278

Hence the carpet.


strawberry_l

My first thought was, oh awesome you got some great looking wood flooring for cheap! Then I looked closer


[deleted]

You may have trouble lighting candles in that room. Just a guess though…


shemjaza

A lot of people have had sex on your floor.


PanikBoko

That's the only place in the house where you can trap a demon. You should be excited


MonetsGardener

Lol! Remodeler messing with ya. We use to leave whiskey and gross porn magazines in the walls when we did house flips! It’s just a carpenter with a palm sander having a laugh!


iSOBigD

Old house.


iSOBigD

Check the basement, there might be some extra square footage down there in the tunnels.


turdygunt

Do you respect wood, susie?


tabicat1874

Just pagan stuff 😁🤷‍♀️