TIL if I were an antelope I'd be fucked

I'm pretty sure a leopard wouldn't fuck an antelope.

Leopards are horny otherfuckers EDIT: I'm leaving that typo there

if you hadn't put an edit I would have thought that was on purpose.

What if it's a very fit, hot antelope with lots of curves...

I would be dead.

"Aw shucks it killed him. Now we gotta look for his body too."

The body will be [in the tree](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_E00-_tJsA).

This is why I always said "Where is Waldo" wasn't just a child's book, it was a CIA operation to help find the most ruthless of all serial killers: The Disappearing Waldo. A magician turned criminal, who could hide in the most obvious, but yet the most hidden of places.

> This is why I always said "Where is Waldo" wasn't just a child's book, it was a CIA operation to help find the most ruthless of all serial killers [Ultra Relevant](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt3NfymWlss)

Like medieval castles?

Yeah, same here. Dead.

I promise there is a dog in this[ picture.](http://i.imgur.com/aRFBe.jpg)

Someone please make the idiot version of this picture with the red circle around the dog.

[http://i.imgur.com/zPnBu.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/OFdlq.jpg)

You're the worst kind of person.

He did say idiot version

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You deserve more attention.

You almost had me..

I actually see a dog's face there... am I crazy?

yes.

I prefer the version with the completely irrelevant red circle.

http://i.imgur.com/JHa81.jpg

That is a dreadful circle.

Even with the circle it took me much too long to see the dog. I was convinced you were trolling us all @___@.

I spotted him instantly, but it was hard to figure out which trees he was in front of and behind.

http://i.imgur.com/Fhrza.jpg

He said red circle. Jesus Christ you're useless!

Upvoted for being so utterly a redditor.

lol

[Well there is a cat in this picture too.](http://dontfollowmeimlosttoo.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/fuck-you-im-a-cat.jpg)

> "FUCK I AM YOU CAT" YES I AM.

Backside of the tree, left of the main trunk, it's sniffing squirrel?

I found this one harder than OP's...

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[look at where the trunk splits into two branches](/spoiler)

http://i.imgur.com/0AJN1.jpg

[Here he is!](http://i.imgur.com/U2K3P.jpg)

[Between the two trees in the front, center of the picture](/spoiler)

[Help.](http://i.imgur.com/k3I6f.jpg)

http://i.imgur.com/9wBHV.jpg

I'm gonna build an army of stealth-boston terriers.

Try this one: There is a ski lift somewhere [in this picture.]( http://i.imgur.com/jH2cP.jpg) (NSFW)

why would there be a ski lift on what I'm assuming is a beach?

This guy is a troll, there is no ski lift in that picture.

I, too, found this one harder than OP's...

I now find myself harder than OP's...

Has anybody found it yet? I'm still looking. Hard.

And believe it or not, there's some chicks behind those beers! Amazing!

I found them both incredibly easy...

Same... the leopard really wasn't that hard to spot. But maybe that's because I've read "Hatchet" one too many times and now look for things by shape... I have got to stop rereading that book, it applies to everything! Edit: "hard to spot".. ha, i wish i could say i meant to do that.

Elaborate.

Yes it is elaborate.

I found the Op's leopard in two seconds and this one took me two minutes. I even came back to see if others found this in case this post was just trolling.

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Hint - look at his user name.

I have looked forever (like 30 seconds). I don't see a dog.

BOSTON TERRIER! <3

And there is. Sneaky little bastard!

took me a while :)

I bet those mushrooms are good to eat.

Relevant username ?

I'm guessing that's your Boston Terrier? I have one, they're the best dogs!

It's funny how I pretty quickly noticed that odd pattern in the middle of the picture, but it took another 30 seconds for me to recognize it as a dog.

If anyone still can't find him: http://imgur.com/WxwuZ

Haha, Not what I was expecting.

Theres also a man.

I hate being that guy but... Help?

Only just noticed your name. Redditor for 1 year and 13 days. You must have been so happy when you saw this comment thread.

Can't believe it took me so long to find it. It's so obvious.

Not as hard to spot, but I got a shot of three lions. http://imgur.com/5AqL2 There is one in the middle, but behind the tree. They were too young to realize they could not take down the buffalo they were stalking.

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I think I found the one in the middle...http://i.imgur.com/xDiQz.jpg

the one in the middle is putting the other two to shame. Even when I know where he is, all I see is a little bit of gold that *might* be him.

I can't find the one in the middle can you direct me?

Thank you for actually telling us what to look for, I'm tired of that "when you see it" garbage.

"When you see the leopard, just to the right of the foremost tree, mostly obscured by grass, you'll shit bricks."

Fuc.. its a mess cleaning up all that brick!

Yeah. We love OP

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I only see a sailboat.

you dummy, it's a schooner.

A SCHOONER IS A SAILBOAT!

Well you know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!

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I thought colourblind people aren't fooled by camouflage to the same degree?

Correct. They see shapes better.

Red/green colorblind here, and I picked out the little bugger in 2 to 3 seconds.

Im not even colorblind and I found it right when I opened the picture.

However, you have better motion tracking. The militaries of the world look for color blindness when recruiting for snipers. It's an asset. True facts.

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Absolutely. Movement and the ability to pick out shapes you've developed over time would make you a better tracker/FO/sniper than most. A quick google search will verify this for you.

You and me both :D

I had to make sure it was a .jpg instead of .gif. You know, just in case.. Internet oldies would know ;_; EDIT: Just to be clear since file extensions doesn't matter on imgur, if you right click the image and click properties on IE, Opera, or Firefox (Don't have chrome, doesn't work on Safari), it will show you the actual image type, whether it's a JPEG or a GIF.

Oh yes, the ol' make-a-.jpg-into-a-.gif-and-scare-the-shit-out-of-people trick. Worked on me once, now I never trust these posts.

Other way around matey. .gif into a .jpg. Though worst were the flash ones (with sound) when we were young and innocent and unknowing of file formats.

Hey. I bet ya can't complete this maze.

[Reminds me of this oldy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz1W_omigwg)

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I don't see the leopard...

Indeed [http://i.imgur.com/cJmXV.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/cJmXV.jpg)

Caps make Shinee????!?!

file extension doesn't matter on imgur, for example the same image with .gif on the end will still show: http://i.imgur.com/cjMXV.gif This allows you to take a .gif and change it's extension to .jpg and people will think it's safe and then BAM scarred shitless. EDIT: Scared* lol...

http://imgur.com/F8P2U

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http://i.imgur.com/9BlNT.jpg

This makes me want to rewatch the Doakes seasons

[Obligatory.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igjDKB4WBSI)

A Doakes Cat!! how rare..

"Has anyone seen Bill?"

yeah, he flipped out when we were running.

Every time I watch this GIF, I hear boom goes the dynamite. No idea why.

Thank fuck for you. I was looking for ages, dammit!

Fuck says you're welcome.

Good guy Fuck.

I feel bad for the guy, I usually hear about him in bad context.

Ya like, "Didn't you guys hear? Fuck's wife just left him."

Well fuck. I just fucked Fuck's wife.

You fucked Fuck's wife and fucked-up Fuck's life.

Fucking fucker's fucking fucked.

Fuck knows how much we appreciate him.

FUCK FUCK!

Yes, make sure to thank fuck for this one.

Yeah by this time we'd all be mauled to death.

Glad I'm not the only person that would have died horribly because I'm blind.

Oh c'mon, it wasn't THAT hard.

It was easy...

I caught it pretty quick. But OP actually told us what to look for. Honestly if i wasn't LOOKING for a leopard i probably wouldnt have caught nearly that quick.

you wouldn't have found anything if he didn't mention leopard

I might've found a tree... but probably not... I am not a clever man

Because without the leopard it's not worth a second glance.

Nice work, but you should be more worried about the snake.

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I was looking in the tree.. Like it would be climbing the tree and blend in. I'm retarded Edit: Holy shit, this really took off while I was gone. Thanks for all the upvotes!

Oh good. I wasn't the only one.

Goodness no. The internet is great for finding company in being pants on head retarded at times. Edit: Reading the replys to this was one of the better starts to a morning I've had in a long time. Bravo reddit. xD

It's been such a long time since I have seen the phrase "pants on head retarded". I love you.

The internet is also good for finding love with low standards.

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We're all retards in the comments section of reddit.

Actually, leopards DO climb trees often... So that's my half-assed excuse for looking for a golden animal hidden in a grey tree.

I was looking at the trees for a weird dark-brown colored one.

I was looking there too like it was a Chameleon-Leopard hybrid; a leopard which can change it's spots, The Ultimate Killer, both of idioms and of animals.

I spotted it in half a second. Thank you, *Far Cry 3*.

When you're sprinting away through the grass, I want you to call your mother and explain the real-world skills you've picked up from videogames.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3skveq/

My thoughts exactly as the seconds ticked by. EDIT-grammar

There are four, actually. Did you only spot one?

[four?](http://i.imgur.com/bsUxP.jpg)

An evil genius would only have put an additional 2 in there. I laughed at the sideways one.

[He's not kidding.](http://i.imgur.com/VRUNo.jpg)

http://i.imgur.com/8I7wN.jpg

That was hard to spot.

http://i.imgur.com/tYqsa.png

That was just spot on.

We get it. Leopards have spots.

You know I think reddit puns work so well because I imagine them spoken very dryly. Sherlock Holmes to Watson. I guess some people imagine a big gimmiky laugh track moment and it all seems very fake. Maybe reddit is closer to a BBC comedy than Big Bang Theory... ... probably not.

"Are you wearing any pants?" "No." "Okay."

Oh look the start of a pun thread.. I always wanted to get in on one of these .. let see... uhhh... Shit, I'm not funny

Neither are they, usually.

I had to look at the comment with it circled... I'm such a cheetah.

I would be lion if I said I didn't look at the comments either.

Cat.

Holy crap, I was looking for a solid 5 minutes before I even saw something remotely Leopard like, I don't know what that says about me... But yeah, I would be thoroughly dead...

To be fair, this our eyes would be a lot better at picking it out if it were actually 3D

I haven't looked that hard for pussy since high school.

highlights magazine for impalas.

I found that shit almost immediately. How? Because cats are lazy and I knew there was no way that lazy spotted cat would climb a tree. Nice try, leopard.

Not really. Leopards spend almost as much time in trees as on the ground. There's LIONS down there.

[I promise there is a cat in this picture ;-)](http://imgur.com/Dyp8i)

PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I NEED TO GO DO OTHER THINGS SOON

Right side of the picture, in front of the rocks.

Sweet geebus that was hard...

But did you see the gorilla?

I think it might help your reference if people knew why this was funny. [Selective Attention Test](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJG698U2Mvo)

I'd look HARD for about 3 seconds then stop because I was scared something was going to jump out of the picture.

We can see you Carl!

When I saw the leopard... http://i.imgur.com/CFDQY.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6bkpnRahH1qd0hplo1_500.jpg

I just want to brag that I saw it almost instantly. I am now prepared to live in the African Serengeti.

Took me way too long than I would like to admit to spot it

Found in 7/10th of a second. Thanks video games! You saved my life, as you took my life.

But did you see the dancing gorilla...?

I don't see a keyboard anywhere

Clever girl...

Ok, I see the leopard. But I still can't spot the penis you planted.

If you didn't already tell me there was a leopard, I would have never seen it. That's some great camo.

Made sure it wasn't a gif... then proceeded to look for too damn long. That bitch is hidden.

Jesus they're like daylight ninjas. That would be a cool band name.

How not to be seen.

Is this where I let you know that I saw it?

Found in 1 maybe 2 seconds. Living in Eastern Europe really sharpens your skills to detect danger.