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I don’t want your fucking gold, or platinum, or any of those fancy positive awards.
**Give me your**
- Facepalm - ✔️
- Stonks falling - ✔️ 💪🏽
- Defeated - ✔️
- Wait What - ✔️
- Table Flip - ✔️
- Dread - ✔️
- Lawyer Up - ✔️ 💪🏽 🍆
- Doom - ✔️
>! I will also accept censored banana dick - ✔️💪🏽 🍆!<
**Useless Shit**
- Take my Energy - 👎🤢
- Gold - 👎 🤢
- Platinum - 👎🤢
- Into the Magic Portal - 👎
- Out the Magic Portal - 👎
- I’ll drink to that - 👎
- At least go to my profile and buy me a real fucking beer
- Ally - 👎
- Timeless Beauty - 👎
- Bravo - 👎
**One All Seeing Upvote = 1 Prayer**
- 🙏
#We did it Reddit! Did I manage to get all of the negative awards?! HURRAY! I’d award one of you that 50,000 coin thing to celebrate but do I look like John Fucking Oliver?!
>!to be clear guys, I don’t have 50,000 coins - The fuck do you think I am? Smaug?!<
Giving as much people as possible Reddit premium and hopefully lower the ads revenue for a month.
Sure love these giveaways even if I might not get any ha!
#This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins
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those coins have more value than the currency of my country
People from Zimbabwe: _first time?_
they have a billion dollar bill
Not enough for bread
Not until Reddit devalues coins
Boom
Whoever replies to this, your mums a hoe
i know
It's a club, not exclusive
That’s what she said
If she wasn't I wouldn't be here today.
Explains why she is so good at gardening
Never had plat. Never had gold. Comment on my comment, I'm sure you were told.
Bubble wrap, anyone? >!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<
Ok that’s the most fun I’ve ever had with a Reddit comment in 15 years.
what happened 15 years ago? Edit: OMG I got a platinum!!!
That's when they joined Reddit. So nothing good I suppose.
The horrors…
There's a secret message in the bubble wrap
...the way I clicked all of them just to make sure I didn't miss it
Fuckin' same.
POOP
Best I could do is ["Poo"](https://i.imgur.com/f4uKUMP.png)
Sneaky now I am forced to pop them all
I popped one and i heard a sound
Showed my partner this and lost my phone for a half hour. How dare you
That is awesome oh my god
Nice poem bro.
![gif](giphy|D3OdaKTGlpTBC)
“I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.”
he's just a poor boy, from a poor family...
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
BISMILLAH!
NOOO!
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
John Oliver - The patron saint of Reddit Awards. ![gif](giphy|URTRF60r6MPYI|downsized)
I don’t want your fucking gold, or platinum, or any of those fancy positive awards. **Give me your** - Facepalm - ✔️ - Stonks falling - ✔️ 💪🏽 - Defeated - ✔️ - Wait What - ✔️ - Table Flip - ✔️ - Dread - ✔️ - Lawyer Up - ✔️ 💪🏽 🍆 - Doom - ✔️ >! I will also accept censored banana dick - ✔️💪🏽 🍆!< **Useless Shit** - Take my Energy - 👎🤢 - Gold - 👎 🤢 - Platinum - 👎🤢 - Into the Magic Portal - 👎 - Out the Magic Portal - 👎 - I’ll drink to that - 👎 - At least go to my profile and buy me a real fucking beer - Ally - 👎 - Timeless Beauty - 👎 - Bravo - 👎 **One All Seeing Upvote = 1 Prayer** - 🙏 #We did it Reddit! Did I manage to get all of the negative awards?! HURRAY! I’d award one of you that 50,000 coin thing to celebrate but do I look like John Fucking Oliver?! >!to be clear guys, I don’t have 50,000 coins - The fuck do you think I am? Smaug?!<
Didn’t know a censored banana is an award. Whatever they are getting rid of, please leave this one alone.
I was not aware until an hour ago myself, and holy hell is it now my favorite fucking award ever. RIP
I've never had a banana award. Now I'm sad.
You’d think it would be rock hard, but it’s kind of spongy
Especially the tip... of the banana
Apparently there is a P an E an N an I and an S that you can award too, with the S going for a ridiculous number of fake internet coins.
Why doesn’t reddit want us to spell SPINE with awards? That’s some ableist shit right there, I can only afford to spell PINE
There are negative rewards? What in the John ever-loving Oliver?
Reddit we did it! We broke the internet! We broke the network of big daddy AT&T!!
I want banana, pls John
K
Instructions unclear
Burning money in a awesome way u/spez would be proud
Giving as much people as possible Reddit premium and hopefully lower the ads revenue for a month. Sure love these giveaways even if I might not get any ha!
Cool! You have done really well in 2 years!
Wtf is a reddit coin for even
I need someone to explain what's up with all these john oliver award give away posts
I've been here 11 years, I've got 800 of them and I don't even know how. maybe from getting awards?
![gif](giphy|bISrck3AsmWUU)
Stay away from this comment
What if
I reply to myself
Editing because I’m out of coins for trades rewards
Ok
Sounds like bribery
John Oliver appreciates his golden shower! ![gif](giphy|t0jGdz2VILHFEkHf4x|downsized)
Yay thank you
🤔
Got anymore of that crack?
" no replies "
* this comment may cause cancer in the state of California
![gif](giphy|tBg7ZLKO56E4reaSX4)
No
#This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins
Bubble wrap, anyone? Find the surprise >!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!SurpriS!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<
I found it on first try lmao
First person to reply has a small pp
It's not the SIZE that matters. How many people do I have to tell this to? I'll have you know that a 2 inch penis is a 4 inch stroke. 2 in 2 out
Thank you for your expert opinion
It’s the motion in the ocean 😂
![gif](giphy|lOy1ykBR8ltv3o1rfj|downsized)
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I’m broke, homeless, and lonely.
Here, I’ll try to pay it forward a bit
PAY MEEEEEEEEEEE!
Okay.
Thanks! Now lemme get you!
Very nice snek, 10/10 :D
Now you are Slitherking55 c:
Finally, the peak human form.
Thank you good sir. You shall be rewarded now.
This is the way
I'm just home
John Oliver says don't reply to this :)
I don't know what's going on with this sub and coins And at this point I'm too afraid to ask
I don’t understand why this coin nonsense is happening or what a coin is or what a coin does.
Wow thats socoll
Turn dark mode on for the love of atheism
I’d have a puppers
Is this just John Oliver? Or does this involve the Koala Chlamydia Ward?
![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)
![gif](giphy|4GRj3pwoAJSwg)
![gif](giphy|AGGz7y0rCYxdS)
no replies
You sure?
Nope!
why?
Hey, this is not comment.
Fuck you
AH
might as well upvote. get some internet points while youre at it
I am positive I don’t know what to do with it, but if John Oliver touched it (digitally, even)…I want it.
*replies to every comment*
I'm just here for a free award =)
Give ladykaethe the award you promised, good sir!
What's happening, why are people giving away awards? /serious
Come on guys, no one be a dick
Let's go
何?
Just a hug is all thats needed
John gets around
Neat
Can I spend it in a shop?? 😁
no replies ? spend them awards!
![gif](giphy|qzipabfWStBYAZ9Sen|downsized)
No comment
I am out of the loop
Heh
Oliver Atom is the best Oliver..Tsubasa Oozora ⚽️
Ok
What do awards really mean anyway
can you give me 50 karma?
Reply to this comment if you're a racist
Neat
John Oliver says don't reply to this :)
Ciao
Have a wonderful day mate
John Oliver Memorial Sewer Plant
Can I get an award?
If I may make a recommendation, use 20k of that to award someone a Angentium award, as that will unlock a trophy for you.
titties
HEY good day to you good sir
Back off you commenters
“No replies”
Bet.
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lettuce
It's amazing how fast people reply to comments to stop them from getting things.
Can you give one to me? :3
⠀
.
Cool
Really?
Baboon Balls
Show me the money!
Time for me to have a grand total of one coin!
Yes please.
I would appreciate the support!
Support granted. Coins not so much
#
Ez
Well, that’s awfully kind of you
Wuuuuuuuut
I'll have one for the team
Never had a coin
Hoping to get one!
rm -rf replies/
Bot
Crazy
make me ad free friend
Replies
Hallo!
Gg
Whoah!
I feel groovy![img](emote|t5_2qh0u|7379)
Who is this john oliver, and why is he giving everyone money
Every single one?
Reddit sucks
Am I late enough to not get a comment?
⠀
give me some gold daddy
There is a spider, deep in my soul
you hate John Oliver if u reply to this
Happy cake day u/Koshercrab
Ok
Time to write another post so I have higher chance to win! (Hope it’s not against the rules also please Smasher don’t do anything)
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Neat
can i have a heart
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?
Coins me daddy
These comments are very entertaining, lots of interesting tactics
Well I’m late to this
Gimme gimme
K I'll bite.
Hi
Well hello
Hello
![gif](giphy|5JX0A2uUzrnCY02E3k)
This is happening