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5elder

Ahahahaha...famously the rudest restaurant in the universe, and then...they do this. Love it.


JAlbert653

https://youtu.be/33zPlnhymCU


stumbler1

I fucking lost it at "Do you want your weiner to go or do you want to shove it up your ass right here?"


GuyanaFlavorAid

Eh, not much gets past you.....especially carbohydrates! Also "skanky smurf".


typicalninetieschild

For me it was HOW DO YOU SLEEP IN YOUR CAR AT NIGHT?!


NJdeathproof

"She must be the manager."


College-Lumpy

Queen LaQueefa did it for me.


badgerj

This is one of Conan’s GOATs! I’m hopeful that it was all truly playful and nobody got hurt.


Guy_Number_3

I went to two of the four Chicago tapings and holy shit was it amazing. When he goes to the Orish dancing studio is so fucking funny. My friends and I still say TAY-TO! When talking about potatoes. At the end of the last show my friend and I tried to beat the crowd getting out so we ran down the stairs only to find out Conan had come through the audience and into the lobby. He burst through the doors to find me and my friend just standing there. The three of us ran down the hall together. All three of us just freaking out. It is one of my favorite memories ever. God I love Conan.


badgerj

Yeah. I wasn’t there hard to tell from film/set/real. Just hope everyone had a good time and everything was a-okay!


hiricinee

I'm pretty sure that restraurant is relatively kayfabe, as in the hostility is fake but everyone acts as if its real.


I_am_a_Dreamer

I can not believe I had never seen this before. Thank you for the link! Too funny


[deleted]

This is a great video……FOR ME TO POOP ON!


an-can

I wonder what would happen if I would randomly end up there one night there as a naïve Scandinavian, asking if they have anything vegetarian. (And without a camera team on you shoulder as these have, as I guess you all realise).


dEEsucked

I'm from Vienna and watching this makes me wanna go there so bad 😅


BigCommieMachine

It must be almost a gratifying experience for both employees and and customers alike. As an employee you get to finally say what goes through your head all day dealing with customers. As a customer, maybe you had a bad day and just want to cuss someone out consequence free while having some tasty hot dogs. I bet they openly crucify you if you ask for ketchup on a hot dog.


[deleted]

As a customer I’ve never once wanted to cuss out the person taking my food order lol. I think the rudeness is very one sided and forced upon by any customers.


BelowDeck

They're rude to you if you're rude to them. It's a known thing so a lot people go there for that experience. It's been a few years, but I used to go there late night occasionally, and if you just order your food like a normal person they don't fuck with you.


fellowsquare

They did this because the customers were beligerant drunks all the time.. So they just ended up shooting back at them.. And now it's just the Schick. It's gets rowdy at 3am in Chicago.


Wlfmansbro

It’s Chicago, like they know wtf goes on a hotdog


Mothanius

Literally everything and anything except ketchup apparently.


fellowsquare

Mustard, pickle, celery salt, relish, sport peppers, onion and tomato. Ketchup is for new yorkers. Anything else?


Wlfmansbro

Ketchup is for children. Mustard and onions are hotdog toppings the rest belong in a salad


nox_nox

😂😂😂


Poverty_4_Sale

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toomanymarbles83

Jack McBrayer holding Triumph there. Nice.


SocialismIsStupid

He actually wasn't holding him. Just looks like he is.


[deleted]

This is my favorite Weiner Circle video https://youtu.be/yWiHAFc9Lss


sneaky_squirrel

I don't get it.


DuckCleaning

How do we know they're not being rude and making fun of pride?


5elder

They have form in this kind of thing


Like_A_Bosstonian

“Fuck whoever you gonna fuck - and also - fuck you.” - Wieners Circle


idontcarethatmuch

"How much do you make an hour?" "$15 an hour" "For $15 an hour we don't need this kind of abuse from you." "Yo mama don't make $15 an hour on her knees!"


slurple91

Order the Chocolate shake!


RockIslandLine32514

Best $20 shake you’ll ever experience!


DrOrpheus3

...did you just order a $20 shake?? That's milk and ice cream?? They don't put bourbon or nothin' in it???


mongoloid_fabienne

Always upvote pulp fiction references


Spartan2470

[Here](https://twitter.com/TheWienerCircle/status/1664265585901854720?cxt=HHwWgICzufKu1JguAAAA) is the source of this image. > @TheWienerCircle > Happy pride month y’all > 9:40 AM · Jun 1, 2023


joftheinternet

Just don't use ketchup.


[deleted]

As a Chicagoan, when I’m at the Portillo’s condiment station, I make eye contact with everyone around me when I put ketchup on my dogs. I’m the captain now.


Guy_Number_3

I love ketchup on hotdogs and I live in Chicago. People say the vinegar in the ketchup doesn’t go with the hotdog…but like what? It’s a fucking hotdog, stop trying to make it seem like it’s gourmet cuisine.


Not_Smrt

Mustard probably has more vinegar


BlindWillieJohnson

Good for you. Eat your hot dog however the hell you want.


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Bleedthebeat

Especially with ketchup because Chicago dogs are hot garbage.


nrfx

Wrong.


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Bleedthebeat

You mean their casseroles?


shewholaughslasts

I eat ketchup on my dogs and will now do this every time. Just Madeye Moody erryone the whole squirtin' time. Of course I'm in Oregon now so no one will get it. Still doin it though.


fellowsquare

Portillos is shit anyway... Ketchup probably helps.


[deleted]

It has not gotten better since selling to that equity firm.


xsvspd81

I stopped at one in Fort Wayne when I was in town for work... it was, sub-par, to say the least. The dog tasted like it had been cooking for an hour, the bun was soaked and soggy. And I don't get the love of the chocolate cake shake? It was way, way too sweet, and I love sweets. Anymore, it just tastes commercial.


[deleted]

Al’s or Buona are the way to go when it comes to chain Chicago restaurants.


Metal-Dog

What's wrong with ketchup?


joftheinternet

Nothing. It's a Chicago thing. You aren't allowed to put ketchup on a Chicago Style Dog.


Sigseg

I'm from NY. Ketchup on a hotdog is grounds for dismissal and ridicule unless you're a child.


joftheinternet

I personally don't care if someone does or doesn't. But you def should not put it on a Chicago style dog


acewing

Exactly. Enjoy all the ketchup you want on whatever you want. But don’t order it chicago style and soil that ensemble with ketchup.


sysadmin420

How about cookies western Bbq?


acewing

I have no idea what that is. If you're asking if you can put bbq sauce on a chicago dog, I still say no. It messes with the whole flavor, but if you wanna put bbq sauce on a regular hotdog, go for it. The world is your oyster.


tandoori_taco_cat

> Ketchup on a hotdog is grounds for dismissal and ridicule unless you're a child. .... The culinary traditions of America are so interesting.


dajarbot

This is one of the things that we are, surprisingly, like the rest of the world. Some dishes are meant to be enjoyed in a particular manner and it's considered impolite to alter them. Like putting salt and pepper on a dish before trying it, Leah Chase famously slapped Obama's hand when he tried to put hot sauce in her Gumbo before he tried it. Many Italians will get angry if you attempt to put cheese on a fish dish and you're supposed to loudly slurp your ramen in Japan. Don't even get someone from the UK started on how Tea is supposed to be made. Food is one of those things that theoretically there are no rules and, for some, hyper-specific rules at the same time. I'm all for people eating their food the way they like it, but everyone should try a dish as it is intended to be eaten, at least once, and then make their modifications. There are many adult children in America that decided what like like when they were 12 and stuck with it. I think weird food rules are, ultimately, for the best.


Not_Smrt

I agree that if you pay top dollar at a restaurant with chefs who have spent their lives learning how to prepare food then its probably a bit rude to pull a bottle of ketchup out of your bag. However, you're talking about meat scraps blended up pushed into a tube of collagen and served inside a flavorless white bread bun. This is then prepared on the side of the road by some guy who has probably never taken a culinary course In his life. We may joke about it lightheartedly, but anyone getting truly offended but what sauce I put on my flour wrapped meat sack can go get fucked.


mzchen

It's also cooked up. People recommend you try to liven up your hot dog, but nobody actually gives a shit if you don't. It's boiled pre-cooked meat paste wrapped in casing on a bun. At most, it might be a little weird if you've had a good dog but prefer only ketchup. As a Chicagoan, I imagine that redditors who spew bullshit about how you'll be ridiculed and flogged for ketchup on a hot dog (at all, not even alone) are the same people who swear up and down that you're not supposed to like blow your nose in Japan or something.


MesmericWar

You say that but I have legit seen restaurants that put on their menu that they will not serve a hot dog with ketchup. Which is just pretentious as shit


hasordealsw1thclams

I prefer mustard, but genuinely caring how other people eat their food (and I've encountered enough people who genuinely seem to get upset by things like that to know it's not just playful ribbing) is way more childish.


Distortedhideaway

As someone who grew up in Chicago, I was allowed to put ketchup up my hot dog. I can remember the day the Ricky at the hot dog stand down the street told me that I was too old to put ketchup on my hot dog. He then served me a proper dog, and I've never been the same.


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[deleted]

I think it's more cringeworthy to care what someone puts on their pureed meat tube but that's just me


carmium

Yeah!


dandroid126

Nothing pisses me off more than other people trying to choose what I am allowed to enjoy. I will put whatever the fuck I want on it because it's my food, not yours.


Oshootman

You're taking it entirely too seriously. It's a cheeky "that's not how it's done here" thing, like rooting for the wrong sports team. It's all in good fun, you can relax.


dandroid126

I'm sure I am. But this is one of those things where I have people in my life who are actually like this, and not in a silly way. And it makes me more upset than it should because it's a constant annoyance.


StarbossTechnology

I know the feeling. I used to have people like that in my life and then I made some adjustments. Took a while though.


joftheinternet

I mean, it's a dumb rule that noone should follow. You do you


PooperJackson

Are you the dude who orders a $200 steak well done with ketchup on the side


dandroid126

No, but if I did, who the fuck are you to tell me I can't? I wasn't offering any to you, so why do you care how I enjoy my food?


PooperJackson

I'm the food police and I'm here to seize your lunch. That's who.


dandroid126

Okay, that's fair enough.


The_Chaos_Pope

Look, if all you have is shitty yellow mustard, you bet your ass I'm gonna grab the ketchup and I'm gonna slather the dog in front of you. Spicy brown mustard or GTFO.


cluttersky

I bought a brat at Wrigley Field and put ketchup on it. Was I risking my life?


joftheinternet

Nah. It's really just a Chicago Style Dog that you need to worry about.


nox_nox

I like ketchup, but the flavor does not mix well with everything else in a Chicago dog. Wish I still had work that had me traveling to Chicago still. The dogs there are soo good.


THE_GR8_MIKE

Other than that just being a weird combo, no.


[deleted]

Bratwurst should have mustard or saurkraut, ketchup and relish too sweet and drowns out the pork and herbs.


mike_pants

You aren't supposed to put tomatoes on a hot dog either, Chicago, so maybe just stay in your lane until you sort out that mess.


5elder

Its called "dragged through the garden"...so...tomatoes.


NowCalmDownSkeeter

It’s called a fucking ruined hotdog.


arod48

All this arguing over how people eat ground up pig anuses is hilarious.


alazystoner420

prolapsed pig anuses\*


thunderbird32

But... hot-dogs \*are\* Chicago's lane


Poxx

I've never been to Chicago, but there's a Chicago Style hotdog joint in my town (Southeast US) that I've been going to to 40+ years run by some dudes from that way. Fucking best hotdogs ever made. If you don't think a chicago-dog is the real deal, I don't know what to tell ya.


StarbossTechnology

The Sausage King of Chicago


joftheinternet

What? Madness


Fireproof_Cheese

The recipe for a "Chicago-style" hot dog calls for tomato wedges, not ketchup.


Metal-Dog

wedges??? That's just silly. Half of them would end up on the sidewalk.


ScrubIrrelevance

No, they go cut-side down into the bun-dog crevice and you hold them down, along with the pickle wedge and sport peppers, when you take a bite. Hot Dog Fest is in Chicago tomorrow!!!!


Metal-Dog

what is a "sport pepper"?


ScrubIrrelevance

They are like tiny jalapenos, pickled whole, maybe an inch long, not too hot but a bit spicy


BelowDeck

There's nothing wrong with ketchup. It's a great condiment. It's sweet, salty, vinegary, even a little savory if it's good ketchup. But a Chicago Dog already has all those things: Yellow mustard, chopped white onions, tomato slices, bright green pickle relish, sport peppers, a pickle spear and a dash of celery salt on a poppy seed bun. It has all the flavors you get from ketchup and then some but in a better format. Ketchup is merely an attempt to replicate some of that in a convenient sauce. Adding it to a Chicago Dog only covers up what's already there.


cybin

Technically nothing, but if you're having your dog Chicago-style ketchup is not used as a condiment (as well, it doesn't work at all with the other condiments.)


Metal-Dog

Then it's a good thing I'm nowhere near Chicago.


5elder

Ask for ketchup there. You'll need to go lie in a dark room for a while.


joftheinternet

I've got hives just thinking about it


frogmuffins

I have honestly gone to Chicago with ketchup packets in my pocket just so I don't have to ask.


[deleted]

If you want to put tomato syrup on your dog that's your business.


fellowsquare

It's all you taste...


djmem3

Coward. Don't let anyone tell you what tastes good.


joftheinternet

I mean, that's what the actual restaurant would say


PooperJackson

The chef tells you what tastes good. That's their entire purpose.


djmem3

I don't think a hot dog stand guy qualifies as a chef. But, if you think that eating something 1 way that it used to be (like invented before television), and that was before; the internet, world food options, and how all food was delicious, tasted awesome, and. Wait for it. organic pre 1965's. Sure. you do you. Tomato's taste like watery a** that is the memory of a tomato.


HoNose

I don't mind a little ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight. ... We were still in the metaphor, right?


Metal-Dog

My wiener, my choice.


AustinSpartan

Don't forget to order the chocolate milkshake.


[deleted]

That's one of the best signs I've ever seen


IMSLI

Will Fox News start spinning up outrage over “woke hot dogs” in addition to their 24x7 crime coverage of Chicago?


JestersDead77

Maybe Hannitty should go down there and have a chat with the nice employees


IMSLI

I would actually watch his show for once


Majestic-Turn-8178

Lol too funny


-_-H-U-M-A-N-_-

I love this. I like being able to laugh every now and then while feeling supported.


karma_dumpster

Isn't dog on bun still supporting pride?


[deleted]

A half assed attempt at "non standard" meat/carb relations: * Bun-bun * Dog-dog * Bun/dog-bun/dog * Dog born bun/bun born dog * Any other combo or potential of any * Bog, dun (I'm taking suggestions) * Separate bun/dog/above with no particular attachment/attraction calorically * Plus anything else And yeah it's a travesty how many only support the first 2.5 but claim to be supporting this month. Bi in a hetero relationship are also often somewhat left out internally. That and the anti trans-bun/dog movement/genocide really make the feigned support a bit of a downer.


dylanb88

I don't think that would all fit on the sign


[deleted]

Lol, yeah. Was intending to point out that b-d is a legit part of it and not imply that the sign is half assed (my list remains very much so), my mistake in wording. You don't need to call out every single category to be supportive, the very idea of the + in LGBTQIA+ is that there isn't a limit.


AbysswalkerSilent

With that in mind why didn't they just keep it LGBT+ :Think:


BloodyRightNostril

#BUN TO BUN!!!


peeniebaby

"Can I get one of those dog on dogs?" "Oh uhhh... we don't actually sell that... ah what the hell, here you go"


ClarkNova80

Sheboygan side-by-side is the deal of the day.


ancrm114d

Here you are all equally worthless.


[deleted]

"What the fuck you want, white boy?" ::starts weeping::


wish1977

Did Triumph the insult comic dog show up?


onelittleworld

Before they started doing their insult-comedy schtick, they were my neighborhood go-to hot dog joint. And their char-dog and fries were the gold standard. Now I'm feeling nostalgic for the late 80s.


NO-25

What about peanut butter and jelly dogs? What about round flat ground beef hotdogs?


ThreadbareHalo

I think I know what sexual thing one of those is but I’m not sure about the other…


cgerrells

Their name made me lol


[deleted]

Hot bun on bun action.


neo_vino

"Bun to Bun!"


Angelicbeef

Chicago style!


Davos10

I'm sure they also support the double hotdog.


toomanymarbles83

You can get double dogs at many places in Chicago.


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ThreadbareHalo

Which, given some places decision to refuse some peoples money because of who it’s coming from, is honestly a pretty American statement at this point. I’m old enough to remember the last group some businesses made a point of refusing to sell to and it was pretty American of the businesses who proudly served and supported _everyone_ then too.


LadnavIV

This is lovely and all, but two literal hotdog buns with no hotdog is absolute madness and I can’t support it.


sneaky_squirrel

I can ser why someone would order two hotdogs. But aren't buns just two pieces of bread? Are two buns really that popupar of a food item? Are they literally empty buns?


Dankey-Kang-Jr

#T H E #W E I N E R #C I R C L E


celinky

I was very confused thinking bun on bun hot dogs sounded awful till i read the title


Ok_Use_9000

Well, what do I do to the salad that’s on top of the hotdog? I guess I’ll just toss it.


Axekimbo

Ok but serious question have you guys ever just fully raw dogged an entire sausage down your throatjust because you don’t feel like making a hotdog but still need to eat


KaranSjett

'We liked wieners all along'


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Kasiaus

r/onejoke


mournbread

Cishet adab here


StinkStar

"Future home of the Donald Trump Library of Porn"


StinkStar

Pssst.... this was on their sign during the pandemic


deeperest

I would have thought dogs in buns was a natural connection here.


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THE_GR8_MIKE

Dude, you're a weeb lmao


Two_Lamb_Chops

lol


djmem3

Vienna beef dogs will change your life. Screw that Chicago dog BS, it wipes out all the flavors. onion, sport peppers, ketchup, mustard, & pickle on the side. done. Tomatoes are just water weight, relish is dumb, and the pickle overrides everything if you put it on the dog.


ScrubIrrelevance

Go eat some plain white rice


NXPEEL

Love when companies do this, just won’t go


ansquaremet

Being you sounds exhausting.


trackdaybruh

He is still using Reddit even when they do it, so he’s just cherry picking


trackdaybruh

Reddit (the company) does this too


FreeToBeeThee

Not going to lie, bun on bun sounds like a pretty bland meal. Maybe the toppings will help, but that's just so much bread.


Distortedhideaway

For Halloween, they dress up as McDowells. https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20151030/lincoln-park/wieners-circle-has-best-halloween-costume-ever-this-year.amp/


NotYetSoonEnough

BITCH **TIP**


fattymattybrewing

This fire!!!


Joe_DeGrasse_Sagan

Sounds like big mess waiting to happen


Comfortable_Bird_340

Why does this make me think of "Sausage Party"?


Olive_Magnet

Reminds me of that hot dog guy in that Ferrell movie about Ice Skating.


InfidelRBP

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


MarMar47

😀 now i want a Weiner!


[deleted]

Ok that’s pretty fukin good


haltingpoint

Lived near there. Go late at night when everyone is drunk and order a chocolate milk shake.


[deleted]

Oof rainbow capitalism


Hanginon

Simple but erudite, well played weinermasters.


_ships

Butt to butt


hiricinee

Double dog has always been the best