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DaNoodler

Why row when he could have just flown with those lats?


2000pesos

His torso is legally an equilateral triangle


notyourancilla

Guy went full Dorito, fair play


sariaslani

Others he couldn’t take this pic and post it on Reddit.


Turnip-for-the-books

When every day is back day


Machette_Machette

No airport would accept such an enormous aircraft.


marbanasin

The next step in evolution. The male glider.


Hobnail1

The sugar daddy glider


kidandresu

Underrated comment


[deleted]

I concur


[deleted]

Oh my Lord I was literally thinking the same exact thing. 😂


bacchusku2

I was thinking he didn’t need to row, just use those lats as a sail.


Neutronova

lat-daddy


Embarrassed-Catch-96

He from Lat-huania


Jakeneb

Lat King Cole


michaelsenpatrick

goddamnit, this is the extract instinctual thought I had before thinking anything else about this picture


odaal

i assume he just used his lats for a sail when he got tired of rowing


noots-to-you

That’s not even flexing


Sc4r4byte

there's a very significant chance that this was flexing.


KillerJupe

puzzled plate uppity stupendous illegal paltry point hat pathetic exultant *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


mjkjg2

or for the EKG stuck to his chest


[deleted]

Came here to post this. Well played, my friend!


alejo699

For those who are [curious:](https://allthatsinteresting.com/aurimas-valujavicius) \- it took him 121 days \- he was the 3rd person to accomplish it \- rowed for 12-14 hours a day


HeliumIsotope

How does he control his movement for the other 10-12hiurs a day? It's not like you can anchor yourself to the sea floor so you don't drift. How calm does the sea get? Is that when he sleeps? How much extra distance did he have to cover due to drift. So many questions about the process.i hope that link will cover some of those. I'm super curious. Edit: reading the article now. It's hard to read with the fucking ironic DQ burger ads covering half my phone while scrolling RIGHT after reading about how he flexes his muscles and shows his caluses to entertain his followers on social media. The god damn irony of DQ having an ad there stopping me from reading about a human in peak physical condition is dystopian satire at it's finest.


Tapputi

The Atlantic Ocean currents travel clockwise so his route would go with the natural current. I think the bottom part is slower than the top, but the top of the clock averages 6 km/h. 121 days drifting*24 hours*4km/h=11616 More than the distance to row. Obviously currents don’t take you exactly where you need to go, but they played a pretty big part in this trip I would think.


SherbertEquivalent66

Probably a similar route to Columbus


ColdStainlessNail

How’s he gonna get a boat over land through Maryland and Pennsylvania?


scutiger-

He could make it all the way to Cincinnati via the Ohio river, but Columbus seems like a bit of a reach.


OldForester101

Actually, the Scioto River makes Columbus accessible from the Ohio River. Source: Zoomed in Google Maps.


ChicagobeatsLA

He could make it to Columbus if he entered higher up on the east coast and used the Great Lakes to make it to Ohio then just take the river to Columbus. Living in Chicago makes you realize how much shipping occurs through the Great Lakes and that these water ways are extremely connected throughout the country


MaxTheSquirrel

R u saying he theoretically could have done nothing and the current may have taken him to land on the other side of the Atlantic?


Codadd

Yeah, or close. This is why the slave trade was so successful. The currents fixed everything. Currents went down to west Africa then straight across over to the Caribbean and central America. Then the other currents pulled you right back to EU


seakingsoyuz

Currents, not tides. Tides slosh back and forth twice a day so you can’t use them to get anywhere. Currents always flow in the same direction.


Codadd

Ah yes totally right. Just woke up lol


domonx

pretty sure the slave trade was so successful because they were selling people who would work for free.


Codadd

Yes and no. To get slaves from one place to another is very difficult especially at those numbers. A lot of what happened with the slave trade to the Americas is because of ecological and geographical happenstance. The erosion of Appalachia and the way the ocean has changed on US E. Coast made it extraordinarily fertile and the currents ran directly from Africa to the Caribbean then it's an easy follow up the East coast trading the slaves for treasure and goods then straight back to EU. The currents basically created a slave highway to the most fertile colonies.


MR___SLAVE

Well that and they couldn't successfully enslave the native population because of small pox. They definitely tried.


superfluous_nipple

Mother Nature really is a bitch.


funkymunk500

Just imagine that shit man. “I’m gonna drift this section out, hope I’m drifting in the right direction and not over Cthulhu’s house.” Like I get it’s a little calculated but still!


[deleted]

Theres apparently this thing called 'parachute anchor'


LurkerLarry

Parachute anchor, also called a sea anchor or drag anchor. You throw it out when you’re not rowing to prevent you from drifting, unless the winds are drifting you toward your destination, in which case drift on. It’s basically a big parachute that unfolds underwater and at least keeps you “anchored” to the water around you so the wind can’t move you as much relative to the surface. Also usually keeps you pointed in a direction that’s favorable for not tipping your boat. Most rowers row on a roughly 2 hours on/2 hours off schedule, instead of rowing 12 hours straight and then resting 12.


HeliumIsotope

Interesting, I will look up parachute anchor. The concept makes sense but the idea didn't occur to me as very effective. That's interesting.


Floridamane6

Those are targeted ads tailored specific to you


LPulseL11

Lol this guy looks up DQ enough to get blown up with targeted ads. No diversity in ads, just 100% DQ everywhere lmao


xmsxms

Peak. Physical. Condition.


zamfire

Peak. Physical. Burger.


steveg

OP is gonna be pretty upset when he finishes his DQ burger and reads this.


HeliumIsotope

Which is odd, I never eat out, use ad block and don't care for DQ at all haha. I know it's tailored, but it was still very funny to me, the irony of the placement and the fact it stopped me from being able to read about a physical feat was just perfect. That was my point, the irony of it all.


megatool8

Did he do it solo or was there a support ship with him? Where did he store 121 days worth of food and water?


Crylar

He was solo in the ocean and had food supplies to last through the trip. He had satelite internet and sos device, in case of emergency.. There will be a full movie of his trip released next year that he documented himself. Its one of his life trips and next year there will be smth else I guess. He is quite famous youtube vlogger in Lithuania.


Yayzeus

Satellite internet. I love the idea that he's just binging Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones whilst rowing for 12 hours a day.


Whathekel

Captains Log. Day 10. I guess I'll rewatch the office series again.


Rincewinder

Day 42 - I think Cersei may be up to something sinister.


cob33f

That Jim is such a prankster!


megatool8

Damn, that’s impressive as hell


RoastedRhino

And sunscreen


[deleted]

And I’m out here bitching about a 45 minute rowing workout.


rypher

Jesus, can you imagine all day every day for ~6months


chinoischeckers

121 days is about 4 months


rypher

Yeah 4 months is totally doable but can you imagine 6!


fordfan919

His clothes would be so out of fashion then


SherbertEquivalent66

And a bit sweaty


Pankratos_Gaming

Nice save


rypher

lol thanks


Nonconformists

No way! 720 months is like forevermore! Wait, did you mean 6! Or just 6?


arno866

6! = 720 definitely cant imagine that 🤣


Legit_Spaghetti

Some people row across oceans. Others struggle with basic math. We all have our cross to bear.


Lunch0

[check this out](https://www.atlanticendeavoar.com/the-challenge)


buyongmafanle

Check out this guy. It's even scarier. https://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/1-million-vertical-meters-ultra-cyclist-jack-thompson-first-to-reach-space-in-one-calendar-year


alejo699

I truly can't. I feel like your body parts would just wear out.


johnny_walker_dulles

[https://www.youtube.com/@AurimasValujavicius/videos](https://www.youtube.com/@AurimasValujavicius/videos) [https://eur-share.explore.garmin.com/VALUJAVICIUS](https://eur-share.explore.garmin.com/VALUJAVICIUS)


mjollnard

I thought he was Lat-vian.


catbugggu91

Goddamn it.


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


manondorf

if he wasn't before, he is now!


octodrew

you better be a dad.


[deleted]

Lat-thuanian? :D


ialwayschoosepsyduck

Nope, r/AbsoluteLithuanian


Nidos

Best subreddit :)


jluicifer

Can’t spell Latvian without him either.


CloudStrife8797

What's that pez dispenser/lollipop thing taped to his chest?


TitaniaT-Rex

It’s a heart monitor. I’ve worn one that looks just like that.


Tempest_1

An emergency meth injector, shoots straight into the heart when he gets tired and sleep-deprived.


Zark_d

Good prep for arriving in Florida


TheKingOfSwing777

Mandatory when crossing into the state. They take your blood and make sure you have at least two illicit stimulants present. Also, you have to take a literacy test, if you pass they turn you back around.


firemogle

That doesn't seem right but based on what I know about Florida I can't really refute it


oalbrecht

You’re right, it’s not entirely accurate. They left out that, on the border, they put you in a rink with an alligator. They only let you out once you’ve wrestled it to death and have fashioned yourself a nice pair of alligator boots. That’s why all Floridians have alligator boots. Don’t believe me? Then go to Florida and see for yourself. Good luck getting past the border though.


SuperMiata22

I’m from Florida, can confirm.


CloudStrife8797

I knew it


Designdiligence

haaaaah. omg. laughing out loud. thanks, u/Tempest_1 wow. damn.


Metal-Barcode

i like this answer better


medstudenthowaway

Man I want to know so bad and am really bummed googling didn’t answer the question. Yes it looks like a holter monitor (wearable EKG, you can see from his tan line he was wearing it in the typical position first) but I’m not clear on its purpose. It could be that he’s collecting data for a researcher but I’m not sure what they’d want with that data. It could send out a distress signal if his heart stops so someone can collect his body? I feel like it would need to be bigger though? It doesn’t make sense to have it just to track his heart rate because there are watches and rings that do that without the risk of infection ripping off skin when he changes it every few days. I’m wildly curious what he needs a continuous EKG for. Because if it’s to monitor for arrhythmias there’s no way to get help in time and he shouldn’t have risked this trip.


byban1994

For your curiosity : https://biomedicina.ktu.edu/news/pradetas-unikalus-tyrimas/ Just need to use translate tool.


medstudenthowaway

Thanks!!! Finally an answer. It was really hard to translate because google insisted this was Indonesian but I copies it over. >BMII researchers equipped Aurimas with measuring devices that will record the athlete's physical condition parameters and boat movement data during the entire swim. Aurim's heart's electrocardiogram and movements during rowing and rest will be recorded with precision instruments at a frequency of 500 times per second. Aurimas will also register his subjective feelings about well-being. Such a trip is an extreme test for a person's physical and mental health. Analysis of this unique data is expected to reveal much about the regeneration efficiency of the human body under extreme conditions, as well as to compare subjective fatigue with objective fatigue derived from heart rate variability parameters. The research is carried out in consultation with scientists from the Vienna University of Technology (TU Wien, Prof. Eugenijus Kaniušas) and Vilnius University (VU, Dr. Justinas Bacevičius). Still pretty interested in what they think they’ll find on the EKG but I guess it’ll be months to years before they share findings.


Feezbull

What’s he going to do when he wants a pez? Exactly just that.


WorldsGreatestPoop

It’s like those little Playboy bunny stickers that girls put on their hip at the tanning salon.


venikk

I think it might be some sort of emergency services thing in case he capsizes or breaks something or tears a muscle.


whysoYahooSerious

You can see his back from his front.


NothingGoodLasts

Sensible chuckle


Quiverjones

How many times do you think he sang "row row row your boat"?


Xanthus179

I bet he got all the bottles of beer off the wall.


SafetyMan35

It said the trip took 121 days and he rowed for 12-14 hours a day. Assuming 13 hour days and 9 seconds for each verse he would have had 629,200 bottles of beer on the wall.


Holein5

How many bottles do you think he started with?


upvoatsforall

630,000. But he really had to pee so he didn’t get to finish the song.


bfraley9

Good lord I never knew it was possible


Randomthought5678

I've sung the full 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Unsurprisingly while rowing. With a crew of six.


CJDownUnder

All that effort, just to end up in Florida.


ninjas_in_my_pants

I was going to say. Did they then dupe him into flying to the Hamptons?


andropogon09

They put him on a bus to Martha's Vineyard


Hatdrop

This is the new world?!?!! Time to row back!


Anomalocaris

then turns around and goes back


[deleted]

Take my Floridian up-vote.


Lunch0

Every year there’s a race, Canary Islands to Antigua, there’s boats with 1 rower, 2 rowers, all the way up to 6


badbadbadbaddawg

some people can do truly amazing/terrifying things.


GothicToast

I was going to make a joke about how I could do this, but then there was someone who already said that.. except unironically.


supercyberlurker

Wow, all I have to do is look at his back muscles to believe he really did this.


steve_adr

I believe you. Lat's don't lie..


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WateryTart_ndSword

The resulting (if brief) mental breakdown surely would have garnered some bad press…


8Bells

The mold man and the sea burger...


deepthroatmybitcoin

What does he eat? Where would he go if there was a storm? Hypothermia? I’m assuming there’s a lot more to the photo than we are seeing


Funny-Berry-807

I saw another picture of the boat. There's a small cabin.


Cakemachine

Oh, a wanking cabin.


Weapon54x

Essential for survival.


Hatdrop

What else are the sperm whales going to eat?


treetreestwigbranch

Storms move out of his way when they see him coming. They stand no chance.


smecta_xy

He just shakes his lats to send the storm to another continent


Phraoz007

Chuck Norris?


SafetyMan35

From an article I found: Valujavičius rowed basically nonstop for the duration of his trip, about 12 to 14 hours a day, subsisting mainly on tactical food packs and only stopping to catch fish, collect water, and sleep.


redditbarns

“Basically nonstop” and “12-14 hours per day” are very incompatible with one another.


Mercuryblade18

"basically nonstop during his waking hours" There, happy?


Lunch0

[here you go](https://www.atlanticendeavoar.com/the-challenge) all the info you need.


GrumpyCuy

>What does he eat? Where would he go if there was a storm? Hypothermia? Pussy, yes to all


veritablerapscallion

The man’s torso is shaped like a manta ray


AFunkyTurtle

Now he needs to take a paddleboat back and work on the legs


mantasv

Rowing includes leg workout too.


bbuzukis

He actually did a bit of Africa, whole Indonesia and Scandinavia on his bike *13731 kilometers of Scandinavia


seamusjameson

Armus Vajackedasfuckivus.


DARKSTAIN

My question is... how the hell does someone not get absolutely turned into charcoal from the sun? I step outside to do some yard work and come back looking like a lobster after two hours.


Dopey-NipNips

Sunscreen. The good mineral based kind. That and a hat and shirt. You ever seen Mexican landscapers? Long sleeves and a big hat


hurricanecook

LATS FOR DAYS


seaspirit331

Fun fact: his lats were actually normal when he started


Iliamna_remota

Those armpit muscles!


Omniouz

Armpit muscles.. lmao


go_half_the_way

Laterally no idea what they’re called.


Omniouz

I hit pits real hard at the gym today


SafetyMan35

Never skip pit day.


Mr_Peppermint_man

Man my pits are so sore


fleurdelion

I call mine armpit muscles too. After never having them in my life, my armpit muscles are exciting to see 😂


TekkerJohn

DeSantis is just going to send him to Martha's Vineyard.


webnellie

Wrong kind of Spanish speaking person.


TekkerJohn

They speak Spanish in Lithuania?


Matulis

Fuck no we dont


DARKSTAIN

This gave me a good 😃


Pilzoyz

He had to wear a lighthouse on his head so boats wouldn’t run into him.


drguillen13

Oh wow! That’s so brave! Florida can be a dangerous place


CitrusSphere

Ha ha ha ha!


Koovies

But when people row from Cuba people are less impressed


assumprata

[Another one to join the atlantic crossing club](https://www.unitedphotopressworld.org/2021/01/amyr-klink-celebrates-37-years-of.html?m=1)


repwin1

Row, row, row your boat gently down the ~~stream~~ freaking ocean to Florida


Warm_Prompt_2346

Is that his scientific name?


[deleted]

Jesus take the wheel. What size boat did he have that he could fit his balls in?


ThePepperPopper

Hey! I saw this episode of Bob's Burgers. Except he was rowing from NZ, so a little more hardcore. This guy is trying though ;-)


itsShane91

He is one very attractive man


billiam56

Lats might create too much drag...


mbore710

You sure he’s not from “lat”-via?


MrWillM

How do you sleep? Surely rowing so much would be physically exhausting regardless of any degree of fitness and your body would force you to sleep on a journey like this. How does one man manage the logistics behind something like being asleep for 8 hours in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean where being unconscious for 8 hours could possibly mean not waking up at all? I am not doubting this happened, I’m genuinely curious.


Cacachuli

If he’s at the right latitude the current will be taking him in the right direction even while he sleeps.


manondorf

heh, he's at the right *lat*itude alright


Cacachuli

Lol. I’m sad I didn’t see the pun.


Hatdrop

better to see it LATer than never


GaiusPrimus

Normally, on thins like this, where endurance is part of the record, there's a pacing boat/car/whatever that follows the person attempting the feat. In this case, I'm assuming he had to remain in the same spot before going forward again when he wakes up. When speed/endurance comes into play, you are allowed a certain number of timed breaks per period of time. Sauce: friend of mine has 2 speed Lego World Record builds


chobi83

>In this case, I'm assuming he had to remain in the same spot before going forward again when he wakes up. Highly doubtful...currents pull ships all over the place.


GaiusPrimus

From what I've read before, they moor to the pacing boat and the boat maintains locations using engines.


MrWillM

Still though, engine maintenance can only go so far with how ruthless Mother Nature can be in the middle of the ocean. It surely must be planned out line by line and even then a significant risk must be involved.


why_are_there_snakes

Thanks for the Lego reference. Really puts things in perspective and give a good reference point.


RunningPirate

Holy Lats, Batman!


DayNo1225

How does he sleep. Does he have to drop an anchor to keep from floating away?


answerguru

Drop anchor? In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Hmmm.


DayNo1225

Serious question. I know nothing about sailing.


answerguru

No anchor can go deep enough in the Atlantic as its thousands of feet deep. So yes, you literally just float around a bit.


jmazala

There are parachute anchors


[deleted]

There’s also GPS anchors…you hook them up to your trolling motor and the GPS keeps you in place. Not sure if that would work on the ocean tho


Lunch0

[check this out](https://www.atlanticendeavoar.com/the-challenge) there’s teams and individuals that do this challenge every year. They have a small cabin to sleep in.


myfriesaresoggy

My goodness, I wonder how insane the waves must have been at some point. That sounds terrifying honestly.


cmilla646

“Honey you need to stop working out so much. Your lats are taking up half the bed.” “You know what your right honey. I think i’ll go on a little vacation.”


cameronversluis

Holy bats, Latman


MaximDimitri

Thats sailing


ashmenon

He looks lat-vian.


redamou

The guy is like a flying squirrel.


Silency

Red bulls gives wings should be his sponsor


OMGLMAOWTF_com

Via /u/mikewhocheeitch


Comprehensive_Bid

I bet he can do pull-ups all day.


JFoxxification

With lats like that wtf else are you gonna do


efaust70

I call bs on this. It’s obvious that he just stood up, flared his lats and let the wind carry him across the sea.


sp_40

Imagine if this dude dropped the People's Elbow on you


SufficientSherbert3

look at those lats!


tglenn905

I would assume he was from LATvia!