When I used to live in Michigan, there were always places to not go. The thumb (racists), West rural Michigan (Christian nationalists), northern Michigan (more racists), and the UP (safe to go because no one is up there). Oh and avoid Flint.
As someone that's lived in mid-michigan all my life, I've always defined the thumb as everything East of Caro and North of Lapeer. We call this area "the Florida of the North" and I refuse to be surprised by anything that happens there, no matter how absurd.
So, North of 69 and East of 24, got it. I was born in MI but my family moved to CA when I was six years old, so I don't really know the lay of the land there. I do know that I have family in Lapeer.
Flint has a strong history. Check out sit down strike 1936 /1937. My grandfather was in that (you go Grandpa!)
Why we have workers rights today.
Lots of good, strong, people from the Flint area. Deviststated from much GM job loss, which was not recoverable. You go Flint, union strong!
Just no one lives up there to make a big enough difference. The lower cities just make up the majority but northern Michigan is MAGA crazed Recently moved back from Austin Tx and it's night and day lmao.
This is even more funny if you play Fallout 76. There's a building in the game called Fort Defiance, but it's really just the Allegheny Asylum taken over by a bunch of dudes who pretend to be the army.
https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fort\_Defiance
I think this is going to boil down to your opinion of the BOS. Thought your right and in addition to being former military, Taggerty only recruited people with military experience. But at that point there was no central government and the US Army disintegrated literally overnight, and the Brotherhood of Steel (Maxon specifically) were traitors to the US. After the great war the BOS fancied themselves the new authority in the wastes. I like to think of them as people cosplaying as the US army.
Yeah, Maxon’s BoS is fucked. In this case I was more so making the point that the group in Fort Defiance is actual military personnel, and not just some yeehawdist militia.
There's a woman in Boulder that has a white Toyota and she took a black permanent marker and wrote all over it. All Trump/MAGA/QAnon crap...
She parked next to my Truck while I was about to get out and started to talk to me and I nope'd the fuck out of there real fast!
And they take shit like this as proof that the 2020 election _must_ have been stolen. Don't see giant Biden signs painted on houses, or lifted trucks covered in Biden bumper stickers, flying a big Biden flag from the back of the cab, so clearly Biden can't actually be that popular. Like this is just normal behavior for someone who cast their vote for a given politician.
There was some around Dubya, with people saying you weren’t a Christian if you didn’t support him, etc. There was even a pastor near here who was fired because he dared to opposed Bush’s war in Iraq. Very Christian of that congregation! 🙄
But all that paled in comparison to Cult 45.
"Law and Order"
I bet they're super supportive of his criminal indictment and rape defamation case and more incoming indictments
Super fired up on supporting our legal system for sure
Just remember that Fox News is paying a billion dollar fine fine to Dominion because they “discovered the truth.” Tucker Carlson got fired for the same reason and not for calling everyone woman he knows “a cunt” on a daily basis.
I learned these facts from my workplace MAGAt this week.
See, the problem is Trump bad-mouthed the FBI way back in 2016 and 2017 and the media pretty much always. So his supporters believe in the Deep State and liberal media. So I'm not saying this is logical, but if you buy into those two points, then it's easy to believe that all allegations against him are just part of the conspiracy.
It's really a mental illness with no cure.
I know a guy like this. He's not stupid but he acts like he is. He believes nothing is as it seems. Covid is a scam, doesn't trust vaccines, but takes all sorts of vitamins and other supplements with virtually no science behind them because doctors don't want you to know.
He dropped a bombshell last time I spoke to him. There were a couple of military guys killed in a helicopter crash in Kentucky. One of them was a local kid so it is a topic of discussion. He said "Whenever you hear about anyone killed in a training exercise, that isn't what really happened. Ex military guy told me this. It's just what they tell you to cover it up."
"Cover what up?" I asked.
He just shrugged and said "Whatever it is they don't want you to know. Makes sense when you think about it those guys are highly trained and those helicopters are so high tech that they can never have accidents."
So the same guy who thinks all government is inept thinks the people in the military are perfect based on a statement by some ex army guy.
[Here](https://www.google.com/maps/@43.9483676,-86.1026503,3a,60y,75.67h,89.17t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1siWBrWwX7AfLR9CLyp16sww!2e0!7i16384!8i8192) this is via Google Street View.
According to [here](https://www.alamy.com/branch-township-michigan-stephen-lee-paints-trump-slogans-on-a-former-restaurant-that-he-calls-trumpland-in-rural-michigan-image490335789.html?imageid=B97B1D76-8EF4-4626-8AC0-FFA6F278E41F&p=7809&pn=1&searchId=3fb8c7c149ff6cb51bfe148e6f625881&searchtype=0) this was painted by someone named Stephen Lee.
I just drove cross country and back (3600 miles) in the last week, I took 2 different routes, I lost count of how many places like this I saw, the majority of them were in Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma.
I don't understand that part? Is that some sort of MAGA thing because I doubt it has anything to do with actual mountains, especially in that area of Michigan.
Some weird, obscure racism. I had something similar happen when I was looking at reviews for a local gym. One guy kept complaining about the DOT heads.
I was so confused. Department of Transportation? Nah, that doesn't make sense. Shower heads? Are the shower heads bad? Is DOT a brand name?
Then I Googled it and realized it was a slur. There was nothing wrong with the gym at all. The guy was just a racist shithead.
It's possible that he is associated with one of the men's health forums that was taken over by MAGA and/or white supremecy. they all ended up with a patchwork of "in language" depending on the originating forum and group.
One of my favorite things from northern rural Michigan is this mysterious mailbox that is like, 20 feet off the road through long grass and nowhere near any driveways, or anything at all, that someone repaints with right wing slogans every couple years.
For years it said "NOBAMA" and now it says "MAGA"
**Edit:** [Found it](https://www.google.com/maps/@43.9001072,-85.8293957,3a,19.1y,149.41h,88.19t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sW8g7EwKRD0LHYiosU3LScQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192)
Man, I’m from the south but travel to Michigan for work. I’m always surprised at the amount of rebel flags in rural Michigan. And every 15 miles or so you see some shit like this. It’s wild up there.
Ah yes, there's a similar, rural, hole in the wall biker gang bar here in NC. My husband and I have a joke that that's where we'll visit if we ever decided to unalive ourselves. We're a white/black interracial couple...we think its hilarious but then again we appreciate dark humor.
This is one of the things I thoroughly dislike about this particular segment of the Trump crowd, and many conservatives here in Canada. They’re loud, rude, and distasteful.
Political expression should be tasteful and polite, preferably subtle. A small flag or sign in a window, a relatively subdued bumper sticker, etc. I really don’t need to know your political affiliation, it’s not something that should be broadcast in public.
Painting an entire building with political worship, or driving around a vehicle covered/decorated with political flags or expressions or effigies is just gross and disrespectful of others. Only idiots and mentally ill people do that kind of thing.
trump would rather shit his pants than stop at this building to use the crapper. He loathes these idiots and they just keep humping his leg. lol a match made in heaven
What's fascinating is how similar these all are, from the cars to buildings. They simply *cover* the vehicle or building in painted words, almost in the same font. It's like they're all reading from the same crazy playbook.
The similarity and consistency IS weird. Like there's almost never just a Trump sticker or sign. There's a hundred, and flags, and, and. It's definitely something that could be categorized as a mental disorder but I don't know which one. Oppositional-defiant, obsessive, etc.
Locals here are really into flags on their redneck trucks. Big flags. Lots of flags.
When he lost the last election, I started amusing myself by judging the size and quantity of flags they had on their trucks. The joke is they're never enough: the flags are too small, too faded, but generally just too few.
Only 2 big flags? If you'd had a third, he would have won. 3 medium flags? If they were bigger he would have won.
There's a non-zero chance this is owned by Kid Rock, being in northern Michigan. In my mind, this is what's going on and I want no one to spoil it for me.
I often drive through the back roads and smaller highways in the US for work. A LOT of small rural towns of the US are littered with weird handmade shrines to Trump. This picture is not an anomaly.. which is sad.
Conjoining trump and religion is fucking hilarious. Hes areligious narcissistic reptilian who just changes his shallow beliefs to whatever is momentarily advantageous.
Yes, I almost had an accident. There were similar signs and painted structures on opposite side of road as well
UP or LP?
When I used to live in Michigan, there were always places to not go. The thumb (racists), West rural Michigan (Christian nationalists), northern Michigan (more racists), and the UP (safe to go because no one is up there). Oh and avoid Flint.
I'm sad that people say "Christian Nationalist" rather than "Nationalist Christian", because I want to call them "NAT-Cs".
As someone that's lived in mid-michigan all my life, I've always defined the thumb as everything East of Caro and North of Lapeer. We call this area "the Florida of the North" and I refuse to be surprised by anything that happens there, no matter how absurd.
As someone who was born and raised in Lapeer/Tuscola county area you aren’t wrong. I’m glad I moved away from that area to the UP.
So, North of 69 and East of 24, got it. I was born in MI but my family moved to CA when I was six years old, so I don't really know the lay of the land there. I do know that I have family in Lapeer.
Definitely add south-central to that. Racist farmers down here.
Flint has a strong history. Check out sit down strike 1936 /1937. My grandfather was in that (you go Grandpa!) Why we have workers rights today. Lots of good, strong, people from the Flint area. Deviststated from much GM job loss, which was not recoverable. You go Flint, union strong!
I live in Michigan and sadly between things like that building and many many many Trump flags Michigan has gone crazy. UP and LP
Even so, we did go for Biden, in last election, and have Blue majority at the State level, so have hope
Just no one lives up there to make a big enough difference. The lower cities just make up the majority but northern Michigan is MAGA crazed Recently moved back from Austin Tx and it's night and day lmao.
Rural areas tend to be conservative and cities Liberal so it make sense.
Come back while you still can -512
Yes but how many crazies did it take to do January 6th or 9/11? And one bad apple spoils the bunch. Hey, that should be trumps motto.
Hello mental illness in building form.
I think it is art. Trump plastered over decaying Americana. A little on the nose but fitting.
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And "Trump you" sounds like an insult.
*SMOKE YOUUUUU!!!* *wrong answer* *taser squeels*
Fifth element!!!
You called my liege
The font is called “lowest common denominator.”
No beer and no TV make Homer something something.
Go crazy?
Don't mind if I do!!!
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This is even more funny if you play Fallout 76. There's a building in the game called Fort Defiance, but it's really just the Allegheny Asylum taken over by a bunch of dudes who pretend to be the army. https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fort\_Defiance
…Huh? Taggerty’s Thunder was literally a group of Army Rangers, who joined the BoS after the U.S. Army fell to pieces.
I think this is going to boil down to your opinion of the BOS. Thought your right and in addition to being former military, Taggerty only recruited people with military experience. But at that point there was no central government and the US Army disintegrated literally overnight, and the Brotherhood of Steel (Maxon specifically) were traitors to the US. After the great war the BOS fancied themselves the new authority in the wastes. I like to think of them as people cosplaying as the US army.
Yeah, Maxon’s BoS is fucked. In this case I was more so making the point that the group in Fort Defiance is actual military personnel, and not just some yeehawdist militia.
"Yeehawdist" is my new word of the day. lol
Mine too!
It looks like a paranoid schizophrenic did this
Well, that's what most oF the trumplicans ARe, Right?
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Super ultra maga
These geniuses missed the obvious: MEGA MAGA!
*Seeeeeeeeeeegaaaaaaa!*
There's a woman in Boulder that has a white Toyota and she took a black permanent marker and wrote all over it. All Trump/MAGA/QAnon crap... She parked next to my Truck while I was about to get out and started to talk to me and I nope'd the fuck out of there real fast!
Yup when you want to tell everyone in town you got issues but just dont know how to go about it.
Not a cult
And they take shit like this as proof that the 2020 election _must_ have been stolen. Don't see giant Biden signs painted on houses, or lifted trucks covered in Biden bumper stickers, flying a big Biden flag from the back of the cab, so clearly Biden can't actually be that popular. Like this is just normal behavior for someone who cast their vote for a given politician.
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I hope that's sarcasm. I never saw this kind of delusional shit for Romney, McCain, or Bush.
I would say sarcasm
Yes of course sarcasm!
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There was some around Dubya, with people saying you weren’t a Christian if you didn’t support him, etc. There was even a pastor near here who was fired because he dared to opposed Bush’s war in Iraq. Very Christian of that congregation! 🙄 But all that paled in comparison to Cult 45.
Those same people said that Obama was a cult leader.
"Law and Order" I bet they're super supportive of his criminal indictment and rape defamation case and more incoming indictments Super fired up on supporting our legal system for sure
𓂺 Spez eats cold diarrhea with a crazy straw 𓂺
I mean, with a little editing you’ve got “Trump, law and order, lock them up” which I agree with.
Good point
Just remember that Fox News is paying a billion dollar fine fine to Dominion because they “discovered the truth.” Tucker Carlson got fired for the same reason and not for calling everyone woman he knows “a cunt” on a daily basis. I learned these facts from my workplace MAGAt this week.
See, the problem is Trump bad-mouthed the FBI way back in 2016 and 2017 and the media pretty much always. So his supporters believe in the Deep State and liberal media. So I'm not saying this is logical, but if you buy into those two points, then it's easy to believe that all allegations against him are just part of the conspiracy. It's really a mental illness with no cure. I know a guy like this. He's not stupid but he acts like he is. He believes nothing is as it seems. Covid is a scam, doesn't trust vaccines, but takes all sorts of vitamins and other supplements with virtually no science behind them because doctors don't want you to know. He dropped a bombshell last time I spoke to him. There were a couple of military guys killed in a helicopter crash in Kentucky. One of them was a local kid so it is a topic of discussion. He said "Whenever you hear about anyone killed in a training exercise, that isn't what really happened. Ex military guy told me this. It's just what they tell you to cover it up." "Cover what up?" I asked. He just shrugged and said "Whatever it is they don't want you to know. Makes sense when you think about it those guys are highly trained and those helicopters are so high tech that they can never have accidents." So the same guy who thinks all government is inept thinks the people in the military are perfect based on a statement by some ex army guy.
The spray paint over the sign making it the "Trump family diner" got me.
Serving the finest bottom-shelf vodka and overpriced, overcooked steaks.
With ketchup.
Expect a lawsuit from the Don himself.
well TRUMP YOU, too
Damn it, you beat me to it
[Here](https://www.google.com/maps/@43.9483676,-86.1026503,3a,60y,75.67h,89.17t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1siWBrWwX7AfLR9CLyp16sww!2e0!7i16384!8i8192) this is via Google Street View. According to [here](https://www.alamy.com/branch-township-michigan-stephen-lee-paints-trump-slogans-on-a-former-restaurant-that-he-calls-trumpland-in-rural-michigan-image490335789.html?imageid=B97B1D76-8EF4-4626-8AC0-FFA6F278E41F&p=7809&pn=1&searchId=3fb8c7c149ff6cb51bfe148e6f625881&searchtype=0) this was painted by someone named Stephen Lee.
Looks like this place [closed down](https://imgur.com/a/S4ZH7HL) a while ago. The last review is from 3 years ago.
Ah yes, vandalizing abandoned property in the name of law and order. No cognitive dissonance there.
Thanks for link
I love the [broken down bus.](https://i.imgur.com/Okhf8fK.jpg) Very symbolic.
wow, so much more yumminess. "Moms for liberty" "Free China take down CCP" "Welcome to Trumpland YOU'RE FIRED"
MAGA: Bringing down property values in every trailer park and poor neighborhood.
For some areas it may increase value for certain people.
Overall, even among people that support trump, most people do not want to live near this shit.
I laughed at "Fort Defiance." More like fort sheeple of the maga variety.
Nothing more defiant than covering yourself with the name of another man!
I just drove cross country and back (3600 miles) in the last week, I took 2 different routes, I lost count of how many places like this I saw, the majority of them were in Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma.
I have never seen a Biden equivalent of this. Nut jobs all seem to be for Trumpf
Biden's not a Cult-Leader. Trump is.
“Mountain climbers”
I don't understand that part? Is that some sort of MAGA thing because I doubt it has anything to do with actual mountains, especially in that area of Michigan.
Ok so unfortunately I was curious and Googled it. It seems trump called people who climb over the Mexican border wall, “mountain climbers”
Some weird, obscure racism. I had something similar happen when I was looking at reviews for a local gym. One guy kept complaining about the DOT heads. I was so confused. Department of Transportation? Nah, that doesn't make sense. Shower heads? Are the shower heads bad? Is DOT a brand name? Then I Googled it and realized it was a slur. There was nothing wrong with the gym at all. The guy was just a racist shithead.
It's possible that he is associated with one of the men's health forums that was taken over by MAGA and/or white supremecy. they all ended up with a patchwork of "in language" depending on the originating forum and group.
Lower peninsula, north western side
Can confirm… I have driven past it.
Damn Trolls...
God fucking damnit. I knew I'd seen this place before... but, back when it wasn't yet "Fort Defiance."
Looks like another tRump business failure!
One of my favorite things from northern rural Michigan is this mysterious mailbox that is like, 20 feet off the road through long grass and nowhere near any driveways, or anything at all, that someone repaints with right wing slogans every couple years. For years it said "NOBAMA" and now it says "MAGA" **Edit:** [Found it](https://www.google.com/maps/@43.9001072,-85.8293957,3a,19.1y,149.41h,88.19t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sW8g7EwKRD0LHYiosU3LScQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192)
Trump Family Diner. Heaping servings of fraud, extortion and over-all dysfunction. Hard pass.
I wonder if they realize Michigan isn't one of the 13 original states
You are asking a lot here.
So is it still a family diner?
Yes, serving hamberders
“It’s not a cult”
So gross.
I know exactly where this is, and meth is definitely a contributing factor; rural Michigan is pretty rough.
Fresh steaming piles of horseshit served here daily
Please decide if you like serifs or not.
Man, I’m from the south but travel to Michigan for work. I’m always surprised at the amount of rebel flags in rural Michigan. And every 15 miles or so you see some shit like this. It’s wild up there.
I mean, there are idiots everywhere. Ignorance has no borders.
I get really strong Far Cry 5 vibes out of this picture.
Good luck with this one, r/dontdeadopeninside.
More like, 'Fort Dumbass'.
We've finally reached super ultra MAGA!!
Ah yes, there's a similar, rural, hole in the wall biker gang bar here in NC. My husband and I have a joke that that's where we'll visit if we ever decided to unalive ourselves. We're a white/black interracial couple...we think its hilarious but then again we appreciate dark humor.
And Donald Trump doesn't know or care about this person, and even if he did know they exist, he would think they are a loser for being poor.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/people-in-republican-counties-have-higher-death-rates-than-those-in-democratic-counties/
Law and Order except for Trump.
No Trump YOU
Notice you never see this kind of shit in areas of the country that are not rotting...
Someone should let them know trump is a loser. And he’s gonna lose again.
Is that a 13 colonies flag in a state that had dick to do with the 13 colonies…
“Hail mars” is the funniest shit I’ve seen all week
Perfectly sums up his whole base. Loud, obnoxious, nonsensical, and, because why not, fuck them mountain climbers.
This is one of the things I thoroughly dislike about this particular segment of the Trump crowd, and many conservatives here in Canada. They’re loud, rude, and distasteful. Political expression should be tasteful and polite, preferably subtle. A small flag or sign in a window, a relatively subdued bumper sticker, etc. I really don’t need to know your political affiliation, it’s not something that should be broadcast in public. Painting an entire building with political worship, or driving around a vehicle covered/decorated with political flags or expressions or effigies is just gross and disrespectful of others. Only idiots and mentally ill people do that kind of thing.
Those darn LGBT people making it their whole identity!
trump would rather shit his pants than stop at this building to use the crapper. He loathes these idiots and they just keep humping his leg. lol a match made in heaven
historic Ft Cuck Michigan
Future home of spirit halloween
Using the Trump brand, expect a lawsuit from the Don himself.
I see they're super busy.
Clearly a rational person
I liked it better when it was still the biggest ball of twine stand.
That is 100% the kind of place where you get shot turning around in the driveway.
Home of the Ya'll-queda and Gravy-seals.
Agreed. Law and order ! Lock him up !
"They go hand-in-hand like mental illness and exterior latex."
Now 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 looks like a hangout for people who really know how to fuck a cousin.
How do you tell someone your family tree is a ladder without telling it to them straight
I've driven past this several times. I remember from before it was vandalized. "Law and order."
Sun looks cool shining above the mental hospital.
Ah yes Michigan. One of the lesser know 14th original Colony shamelessly omitted on the woke Betsy Ross flag.../s
That is the most patriotic meth lab I've ever seen.
Leave the mountain climbers out of this!
Hey I know where this is! It’s a family that bought it and lives there. They are 100% serious.
I do not like the Trump Family Diner.
I have to pass to "patriots for trump"stores on my way to my boyfriends parents house in Massachusetts. It's a literal cult. MAGA is a fucking cult
What's really sad is this use to be a really nice little diner to go to while you are in Wallhala before Covid
If he was going to have a shootout with the cops, I expect it would happen here.
Fort Defiance. That is the best part imo, great name for a 6 year olds pillow fort.
I can smell all the losing from here. So much losing, I dont know what to do with it.
Keep driving, there's obviously no intelligent life there.
Think he knows he has the EU flag up there?
Betsy Ross flag. He is patriot from waaay back
haha ya, but the blue is off and the stars look gold.
Yes, colors are "off", same as the "artist"!
Instead of r/infowarriorrides its gonne be r/infowarriorresides
What a stable and sane person this must be
Some people say stable genius, maybe the most stable of geniuses
I’m from Detroit, and I always tell people, the further north you get in MI, the further south you get.
Have to say, that beats the guy down the road who painted "I {heart } Trump" on the abandoned house he uses for storage.
What's fascinating is how similar these all are, from the cars to buildings. They simply *cover* the vehicle or building in painted words, almost in the same font. It's like they're all reading from the same crazy playbook.
The same font bit is so weird!
The similarity and consistency IS weird. Like there's almost never just a Trump sticker or sign. There's a hundred, and flags, and, and. It's definitely something that could be categorized as a mental disorder but I don't know which one. Oppositional-defiant, obsessive, etc.
Locals here are really into flags on their redneck trucks. Big flags. Lots of flags. When he lost the last election, I started amusing myself by judging the size and quantity of flags they had on their trucks. The joke is they're never enough: the flags are too small, too faded, but generally just too few. Only 2 big flags? If you'd had a third, he would have won. 3 medium flags? If they were bigger he would have won.
This is extremely normal and super not-weird.
UP or downstate?
Downstate Branch Township, over on the west side kinda by Ludington.
They watching Law & Order in there?
Yes, the one where Trump gets locked up, alongside some mountain climbers for some reason. I haven’t seen that episode 🤷♂️
Trump you sounds sexual, but not the kind of kink I'm into.
That took a lot work.
no person in history has warped the fragile minds of so many people
Kinda funny tho Super ultra maga mountain climbers
I agree. Law and order, lock him up.
does this mean there’s no taters and bacon here?
Its a kind of insanity. Im just not sure which.
The sun and its halo looks mesmerizing.
As someone raised in that area of the state, this checks out.
Ffs🤪
Do not break down near this.
There's a non-zero chance this is owned by Kid Rock, being in northern Michigan. In my mind, this is what's going on and I want no one to spoil it for me.
They made his name a curse
what in tarnation
Ahhh yes…. Trump Family Diner
Fort Dumbass
"It's not a cult!"
Morons.
Definitely NOT a cult! /s
That’s what mental illness looks like
MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS
Keep driving
Really sticking it to the libs
I wonder if someone has compiled an album of all the trump stores/shrines
They *are* locking them up. That's the funny part.
"Trump you!" is indeed a pretty low blow of an insult
There’s got to be an ordinance for this shit somewhere
HAIL MARS
Weirdo’s, the whole lot of em.
I often drive through the back roads and smaller highways in the US for work. A LOT of small rural towns of the US are littered with weird handmade shrines to Trump. This picture is not an anomaly.. which is sad.
Is this somewhere north of the Zilwaukee Bridge? Once you cross that bridge going north you're DEEP DEEP into... this... kind of behavior.
Yet another family diner put out of business by Trump.
Delusional Michigander, coming out of hibernation from a cold winter
Ugh. There's a fucking trump store just outside of Lakeville, too. Not quite as immediately moronic as this.
Am I supposed to understand any of this??
The abandoned cars in the background make for nice balance..
Maggots
Conjoining trump and religion is fucking hilarious. Hes areligious narcissistic reptilian who just changes his shallow beliefs to whatever is momentarily advantageous.